Chapter 359: Villain list
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Me, Captain of China
- Big Head
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- 2021-01-30 04:40:08
On the streets of Frankfurt on Wednesday, a magazine sold out the American version of the world-famous men's magazine "MAXIM".
"MAXIM" launched the world football "villain list", Zheng Zhi is on the list! Frankfurt fans naturally relish.
"Zheng,"
"Everyone has gone to Zheng Zhi in the United States. The above are all fierce people. This is a worthy celebration, haha!"
The fans looked down all the way and saw all the famous names.
Zheng Zhi's name is comparable to that of Cantona, Savage, Keane, Passarella, Gianletti, Gascoyne and other international football players. Of course, the various events that have been tossed out this season are enough to make him honorable.
"MAXIM" reviews are also very interesting.
The most insidious villain: Savage
Reason for selection: One word describes "insidious".
Classic example: On March 21, 1999, in the League Cup final, Savage, who played in Leicester, shoveled to Tottenham defender Edinburgh. The enraged Edinburgh hit Savage's head hard, and he immediately lay down. Down, Edinburgh was sent off! He is a liar! A liar! "
"MAXIM" doesn't show Savage any sympathy at all, and thinks Savage is a complete liar.
The most successful villain: Cantona
Reason for selection: Flying kick fans.
Classic example: For the fans of Crystal Palace, what is a really good wicked man? To be an excellent wicked man, he has to catch both hands and hard hands. Eric Cantona was born in an ordinary family in France on May 24, 1966. He is 1.86 meters tall and weighs 81 kilograms. He is a striker. It was once considered to be "Pratini in France in the 1990s" and is known as the "bad boy in football".
The most efficient villain: Keane
Reasons for selection: Manchester United boss is definitely the leader in the world of ball domination. The strength of the attack is strong, and the attack surface is almost unmatched! The appearance of the ball style is also fierce, the ball tyrant in the ball tyrant!
Classic example: One foot made Harland the head of the family.
The most funny villain: Gascoigne
Reason for selection: watching a comedy seedling just ruined football!
Classic example: When participating in a football commentary on TV, he burped into the microphone and was fined £ 39,000 afterwards. At the press conference, he first greeted everyone to calm down and then put a very loud fart; before the 1990 World Cup, The BBC produced a prologue that introduced the England team's lineup, and asked each player to shout his name in front of the camera. When it was his turn, his mouth was obviously swearing, but the BBC did not notice this. The whole This title was used during the World Cup; during a training session for the England team, the head coach called him "stupid like a broom head", and when he appeared on the training ground the next morning, he had an extra waist Broom; take advantage of the convenience of scrubbing the shoes for the team, steal the shoes passed by the coach home, and then throw them into the subway; the first night in Rome, put the shoes by the window, and then hide in the closet , Created the illusion of committing suicide by jumping off the floor; in Glasgow, he peeed to his sleeping teammate Goff after being drunk; during a game, when the referee accidentally dropped the yellow card to the ground, he walked seriously to the referee , Showing a yellow card warning to the referee. As a result, he got a yellow card warning and was accused of two.
Too much, too much ...
The most reliable villain: Gentile
Reason for selection: The game style is almost abnormal. Get Maradona and Rummenigge and tear Zico's jersey. Maradona's message: "This guy should kill the pigs, not play football!"
Classic example: Successfully marked Zico, Maradona, Rummenigge in the 82 World Cup.
The most perverted villain: Passarella
Reason for selection: His performance can no longer be described as wicked. When you face a pin in this shorts, when you break the ball, he will come to your PP from time to time, what will you think! ? There is only one word abnormal, very abnormal!
Because he is too old to show his long hair like he was young, he forced Redondo and Batty to shave their hair. What is your comment? It's still that word metamorphosis, extreme metamorphosis!
The most just villain: Zheng Zhi
Reason for selection: Don't provoke the Chinese. He hit his teammates on the training ground. He beat his opponents in the player channel. He pinched his opponent's neck on the court. Every shot he made was for teammates.
Classic case: On May 1, 1999, Dortmund goalkeeper tried to bully Falakford player Li Yin. As a result, Zheng Zhi rushed up to give back his teeth, and Lehman was pulled back by five or six meters.
Most ...
When Klose came to the training ground, he brought a magazine to Zheng Zhi by the way.
Zheng Zhi was happy after watching it.
"Does this praise me or scold me?"
"Is it on the list?" In his mind, there are still many villains, Bowyer, Zidane, Materazzi, Gattuso ...
"I think I should praise you, the word" justice "is used." Klose also smiled.
"Actually I think ..." Zheng Zhi shrugged, "This is really nothing ..."
"Maybe something worse will happen in the future."
Zheng Zhi thought that he would "do evil things" in the future. This matter appeared in the magazine. It was really not worth mentioning. Cisser knew this and he would sneer ...
"There are still bad things? How bad should it be?" Klose puzzled, UU reading www.uukanshu.com. "You are now well-known and well-known in Europe and America, I guess in In the Bundesliga game, if someone wants to foul you, it's estimated that you should think about it ... "
"This is a good thing."
"We will make them feel cold in momentum."
"A team must be bloody."
"Bloody?" I don't know when there is a guy behind me.
"I think your argument is good."
"But it is too narrow to describe it with bloodiness. It should be said that a team must have something on the soul, not just bloodiness." I don't know when Klopp stood behind them.
"Ha, Jurgen,"
"You are right." Zheng Zhi's eyes lightened slightly, "Especially a champion."
"How, which team do you plan to coach in the future?"
"I am just an intern right now. I may return to Mainz. Of course, any coach wants to coach a giant. If I can, I hope to coach Dortmund or a team like Liverpool."
"Oh, one day you will realize it, in the near future. But I think now, more often, we will be opponents."
"Because you don't like Dortmund and Liverpool?" Klopp was dumb.