Chapter 37: Impermanence
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Meng Po’s Husband Chasing Diary
- 暴雨梨花粥
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- 2021-03-02 06:22:53
Yang Xuanxian nodded without too much entanglement and questioning. He knew that this trip would not be too smooth, so he prepared well before he came. Meng Po suspected that the people under her command had stolen the personal belongings of Moon Elder, and according to the rules, they were to be transferred to Zhenwu Great for questioning. But taking into account the protection of the king, so the court meant that Erlang God should not confront it.
So Yang Xuanxian said: "Your Majesty, I am on vacation and I don't know if I can live in the local government for a few days."
Sheng Jiayan gave him a careful look, and this almost made Erlang God feel a little guilty. Fortunately, as a of war, he still experienced the big scene. Therefore, in the face of the pressure from the king, his steady face did not change color, let Sheng Jiayan look.
Sheng Jiayan finally agreed with Erlang God's request. Erlang God was half relieved when he saw that the matter had been reached, and wanted to pick up the cakes on the table to taste.
Just before the hamster finished eating, half of the sweet-scented osmanthus cake was picked up by Erlang and sent to his mouth.
"The dim sum cooks of the Huangquan Restaurant in the Yincao Difu have heard the skill, and today it is true." Yang Xuanxian said.
Black Impermanence looked blankly, and White Impermanence smiled hard. Sheng Jiayan was also calm: "Eat more if you like it."
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In the Meng-Yu-Yu House, the Erlang God had just been sent away, and everyone was too late to worry about what Erlang God came to do at this time, because they were very worried about whether the current way of eating "Meng-Yue" would cause problems for themselves.
‘Meng 萋萋’ sat cross-legged on the bed, two hands holding the sunflower seeds and knocking, the teeth were like something. It’s not enough to eat enough, but also hide all the food in the cheek gang.
But the cheek gang can no longer be stuffed, and the drums are terrible.
At night, God brought a bowl of water: "Drink some water, don't choke my sister!"
‘Meng 萋萋’ held the bowl edge with both hands, and finally licked the water with his tongue.
General Blood River couldn't stand it anymore, and he smashed ‘Meng Eqiu’ with a palm. Meng Jiang quickly stepped forward and took out the seeds wrapped in his mouth.
Cheng Huanggong frowned into the word "chuan": "If you can't go on like this, how many pounds of melon seeds have you eaten this morning! You have to die."
The good and evil boys responded: "Yes! I haven't heard that the mouse still needs to grind his teeth!"
The Japanese Youshen received the words: "I have never heard that the mouse has to hide food from the cheek!"
General Blood River looked at everyone and wondered: "What kind of creature is that that requires grinding teeth and hiding things in the cheek gang?"
Everyone looked at each other and shouted, "Hamster!"
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Sheng Jiayan arranged for Erlang God to live in his mansion. Although he was far away from his bedroom, somehow Sheng Jiayan obviously felt that the hamster was a little afraid of Erlang God.
Bai Wuchang served a plate of snacks as usual today to feed the hamsters. His Majesty King went out for business and told him to take good care of the hamsters.
He poked the hamster's ear and got an angry glance at the latter.
"Hamster, are you afraid of the dog brought by Erlang God?" Bai Wuchang asked.
The hamster ignored him and buried himself in the cake.
Bai Wuchang thought it was the default, and felt that he had found a confidant: "I'm not afraid, don't want it! You Erlang Shen comes to play and play, what kind of wheezing dog you bring! You have to hide it, don't be found by the whetting dog, eat it in one bite Now."
The hamster seemed to despise impermanence, and he just pointed his at him.
Bai Wu often twisted his buttocks fatly, and suddenly came amused: "I see if you are a boy or a girl."
He just had to lift the hamster's tail.