Vol 3 Chapter 1: 1 serious funny


"Beep ~ beep ~ beep ~~"
With the two short and one long whistle at the end of the match, the referee Rizzoli sounded, the 2012-2013 season Champions League final was announced.
Dortmund fans at the new Wembley Stadium are like boiling water, the excitement is about to overflow, and the whole stadium is filled with their voices.
The Dortmund players on the court were excited to forget themselves. In this game, Dortmund's biggest hero Tang Zheng took off the jersey at the moment when the whistle sounded, ran all the way to the South Stand, then rubbed the jersey into a ball and threw it to the stand.
"Aoao--"
The loyal Dortmund fans in the South Grandstand were already very excited, and now Tang Zheng gave them benefits, so the outbreak was even greater.
Even Dortmund fans from the other stands screamed and deafened loud voices swept the audience.
Especially female fans, they saw Tang Zheng's distinct chest and abdominal muscles spring and heart, and subconsciously issued a variety of screams, so that other male fans also exploded in this state of greater energy.
The reporters on standby in the mixed area suddenly swarmed towards Tang Zheng, the most dazzling star in the game. They held cameras and lances and shot and asked questions and answers to Tang Zheng in front of the South Stand.
But Tang Zheng obviously didn't have time to listen to the reporter's questions at this time. He showed his crazy side to the fanatic fans.
"The game is over! Dortmund reversed Real Madrid 3: 2 at the new Wembley Stadium! Become the Champions League champion in the 2012-2013 season!" At the same time, German sky commentator Marcel Leff was ecstatic and talkative: "Believe Fans who have watched this game can feel a sense of unrequited feeling! Tang ’s three world waves are very exciting, which is the cornerstone of Dortmund ’s championship! Looking at his performance after the game, it is enough to show that he won the game. not easy!"
British Sky commentator Andy Gray was enthusiastic: "When Roman Weidenfeller received a red card, many fans were not optimistic about Dortmund. When Karim Benzema's goal helped Real Madrid overtake the score, I think ... few people are optimistic about Dortmund. The result? Don scored twice in four minutes to help Dortmund reverse Real Madrid 3: 2! Congratulations to Dortmund for becoming the Champions League 2012-2013. "
The speech just fell, and commentary guest Martin Taylor added: "Don't say Dortmund won the Champions League. I personally think that Tang won the Champions League. As a midfielder, he scored 14 goals in the Champions League. Since the restructuring of the Champions League The first player to perform a hat-trick in the Champions League final, so I prefer to admit that Dortmund is the one who donated Don. "
Andy Gray smiled, just retransmitting the shot to the lost Real Madrid player, his voice turned: "I am more in favor of Martin's view, Real Madrid is more like a loss to Don than Dortmund! Three skills shocked the world of four Bo leads the lore, but he can understand why Real Madrid players are so depressed. "
Cristiano Ronaldo in the rebroadcast lens akimbo with his hands on his hips, his mouth stunned, stunned, and he didn't know what to think.
The facial expressions of other Real Madrid players are almost the same, helpless, depressed and powerless.
One more person and the score lead, who can think of the ending as Dortmund won?
In the injury stoppage period, Tang Zheng scored two goals in a row to overtake the score, and the last goal was the last second of injury stoppage time, that is to say, they were not given even one second to tie the score.
The captain and goalkeeper Casillas was in the most depressed mood. As the goalkeeper, he became the best background for Tang Zheng to be the king. Three goals, the first goalkeeper to score three goals by the same player since the Champions League restructuring .
Such a record of humiliation, no one can accept, especially life winners like Casillas.
Live broadcast to Cristiano Ronaldo and Casillas for three seconds close-up shots.
Finally, he gave Real Madrid coach Jose Mourinho.
But from his expression, he could not see any clues.
Because ... Mourinho, who shook hands with Klopp after the match, eased his expression, his face was expressionless.
In a short time, the huge LCD screen of the New Wembley Stadium showed a picture of Tang Zheng wearing a Dortmund jersey.
It turned out that it was announced that Tang Zheng became the best on the spot.
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At the same time as the live commentators gave endless comments on the end of the game, the UEFA staff at the new Wembley Stadium were not idle, and they arranged the official UEFA awards podium.
At the same time, live reporters entered the stadium to interview the players they wanted to interview.
Of course, there are the most TV reporters interviewing Tang Zheng.
Used a lot of on-site commentator commentators to say that instead of Dortmund defeating Real Madrid, it is better to say that Tang Zheng used his own power to reverse the world.
Most of the reporters surrounding Tang Zheng came from China and Germany. They were enthusiastic and enthusiastic, with long guns and short guns in front of Tang Zheng.
The team was able to win the game. Tang Zheng was in a very good mood. He accepted all questions from reporters.
As for the content of the answer, only the normal category is answered.
After all, many things are uncertain, and he can't expose too much, sloppy.
"Three goals in the final, have you imagined before the game?"
Fans still waiting in front of the TV can hear Tang Zheng accepting the question from Yang 5, Tang Zheng scratching his head: "I haven't thought about this, but ... the hat trick in the Champions League final feels awesome."
"There are a lot of media reports before the final that you will seek new challenges after the end of the season, is it true?"
Tang Zheng shrugged his shoulders and said, "No one knows the future, including me."
Obviously, this is unremarkable.
Fortunately, reporters before the award ceremony had limited free access time, and Tang Zheng was able to withdraw.
Other Dortmund players embraced in twos and threes, and there were also German internationals Royce and Goetze to comfort Ozil and Hedira who were very hurt.
Comparing the heart with the heart can clearly feel the discomfort in their hearts.
The live guide switched the lens, temporarily left the court, and came to the player channel, the lens was aimed at the Champions League trophy and the engraver.
It can be clearly seen from the screen of the broadcast lens that the engraver is nervously holding the electric pen to engrave on the base, which is engraving behind the 2011-2012 season Champions League champion Chelsea · F · C: 2013-Borussia-Dortmund.
Literally means: 2013 Champions League champion-Dortmund.
After about three minutes, the shot was given to Tang Zheng in the stadium.
He and goalkeeper Yan Junling wore a red flag in the broadcast screen, facing the Chinese fans coming from afar in the stands, raised their arms and applauded.
At this time, Dortmund fans were unwilling to be lonely, and they sang the long-lost "Tang Song" under the leadership of die-hard fans in the South Stand.
In this game, if there is no Tang Zheng, the champion will no longer exist.
Therefore, Dortmund fans are very grateful for Tang Zheng's efforts, so they use their "methods" as gratitude.
Listening to the surging song, Tang Zheng no longer applauded the area where Chinese fans were, but turned around and looked around and applauded 360 degrees, thanking the fans for their support.
Following Tang Zheng, thanking the Chinese fans, Yan Junling is very envious. Although he was transferred to Dortmund this winter, he received the glory that countless Chinese players dream of, but he is not satisfied.
He hopes that one day he will become a city hero like Tang Zheng.
Turn the tide!
Immediately, the camera began to take care of Real Madrid players on the field.
After a few minutes of psychological adjustment, they have accepted the fact that they have become runners-up.
However, judging from their facial expressions, they were still very unwilling.
Almost ten minutes ago, how close they were to the championship trophy ...
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Tang Zheng thanked the Chinese fans who had arrived, and he walked to the underside of the VIP box where the father ’s father, mother, and girlfriend Zhao Lina were.
Suddenly, there was a hand on his right shoulder.
Tang Zheng looked back. It was Weidenfeller, who put his backhand on his shoulder and smiled and said, "What's wrong, Roman?"
"Thank you." Weidenfeller embraced Tang Zheng and said sensibly: "Without you, I think I will regret my life."
"Your attack is very decisive, if there is no foul, there will be nothing behind me." Tang Zheng patted Weidenfeller's back, comforting.
Finally, Tang Zheng loosened Weidenfeller, held out his right hand extended to Weidenfeller, and said excitedly: "Enjoy the night as a champion member, we are the Champions League."
It was at this time that the wounded Pirlo and Kyle, who had made significant contributions to Dortmund this season, walked into the stadium with the help of the club staff. Tang Zheng saw it with a sharp eye.
He turned his head to say hello to Weidenfeller, pointing in the direction of Pirlo and Kyle: "Let's go together."
Weidenfeller smiled and nodded: "Okay."
With the warm-up of winning the Bundesliga, this time Pirlo and Kyle were fully psychologically prepared, and they were unsuccessful in preparing to rid themselves of Tang Zheng and Hummells, but the atmosphere was good and the deafening cheers continued To no avail, it gives a very enjoyable feeling.
Of course, this enjoyment is for Dortmund players,
Real Madrid players are eager to end the award ceremony earlier, and then return to the hotel.
The UEFA staff is very efficient, and quickly organized a concise award podium on the podium.
With the passage of time, the New Wembley Stadium has completely become a sea of ​​joy for Dortmund fans and Chinese fans, so that the whole stadium is filled with their joyful laughter.
This time is definitely a pain for Real Madrid fans, especially diehard fans.
Because ordinary fans can leave the stadium when Real Madrid lose the championship, diehard fans will not, their love for Real Madrid will never die.
Even if they missed the championship, they will not leave.
According to the process of the UEFA Champions League final award ceremony, UEFA officials first awarded a commemorative medal to the referee team.
Then, Dortmund players lined up in two teams, waiting for the runner-up to receive the prize on stage immediately.
It can be clearly seen from the broadcast screen that Real Madrid players' faces are still heavy, and Dortmund players are smiling.
Tang Zheng hugged Humels and Yan Junling's shoulders, looking very happy. Royce's arm was on Lewandowski's shoulder. With a smile on his face, Kuba and Pishcek wore the Polish flag together. , Very happy to say something.
Is quite happy that Pirlo and Kyle are wounded, they are smiling with canes.
The referee team left the podium from the other end, and the live broadcast informed the runner-up Real Madrid that they could go on stage to claim the prize.
Mourinho took the lead and led the lost team member to the stage to collect the silver medal.
At this time, Dortmund fans' emotions have been adjusted to the best state, they sang the team song "Das-Vereinslied" under the leadership of the loyal fans in the South Stand
Loud singing surrounds the whole stadium, so that Schmelzer, Sahin, Royce and Goetze, which were cultivated by Dortmund's youth training, subconsciously followed the humorous team song.
Remember that this season, it is really not easy to win the Champions League after winning the league championship.
Real Madrid soldiers who received the silver medal had no mood at all. They shook their heads and smiled wryly from time to time under the comfort of UEFA officials and senior officials of the host football association.
Interestingly, Real Madrid coach Jose Mourinho turned to the fans in the stands after receiving the silver medal.
This scene happened to be captured by the live director's footage.
But this behavior is normal for Mourinho, because he is not the first time to do so.
And Mourinho threw the medals to the fans in the stands just became an episode of the awards ceremony, which was soon forgotten by the fans.
The real good show comes later.
In the past minute and a half, with the last Real Madrid player Aberoya coming to the stage to receive the silver medal, the atmosphere at the new Wembley Stadium has increased significantly.
The Dortmund players, who are lined up in two teams, are eager to try. Obviously, they can't wait.
Tang Zheng in the broadcast shot held his fists, he was very excited.
Not long after, Abeloa walked to the other end of the exit, Tang Zheng suddenly pointed at the sky and shouted: "Look! There is UFO !!!"
Tang Zheng ’s teammates all looked up subconsciously, even head coach Klopp and assistant coach Jericho Bovac looked up at the night sky in London ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Other players thought that the sky had something good to see And followed.
So, the fans in the stands also followed a chain reaction.
But ... the sky has nothing but glittering stars and a bright moon!
Suddenly, they all realized that they had been fooled by Tang Zheng.
The close-up shots of the live broadcast are well in place, so many fans in front of the TV are looking up.
Just when Dortmund players looked at the court, Tang Zheng was already in the lead, with his arms behind him, and Youzai walked towards the podium.
It did n’t take long for Dortmund fans at the New Wembley Stadium to react, and then burst into laughter.
The fanatical atmosphere has risen remarkably at this moment.
German sky commentator Marcel Leff was able to understand the ins and outs, crying and laughing: "Tang Yizheng's serious deception is really interesting, this is not ... the world is deceived by him."
Tang Zheng, who was walking up the stairs, listened to the call, and he patiently gave a high-five to every fan who extended his hand.
The podium, responsible for giving Tang Zheng the championship medal is UEFA President Pradini, who pulled Tang Zheng to speak a lot of words.
From the Bundesliga to this game this season, and then talk about the relationship between China and France, if not the officials next to remind, it is estimated that he still had to pull Tang Zheng again.
Because behind Tang Zheng, a long dragon has already been lined up.
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