Chapter 259: Earthen Hammered into Pillars


While rubbing the dead skin of the calf with the soles of the feet, Ren Suo recorded the key words of "Personal Experience" of the last customer in Shenhai with a laptop.
On the fifth day of "Late Night Ghost", he was able to reach the end of the peace calmly, and Ren Rensuo was a little surprised.
Because Dai Yuxing was the first guest, she left very early, and Ren Suo thought that it wouldn't be long before a bunch of countermeasure monks came to eat overlord meals.
If this is the case, Ren Suo will have to read the file-he can only skip Shenhai City and find a stand in another country or other city.
Dai Yuxing also said that the countermeasure system was due to yellow hair and specific information obtained from the spy reporters installed in the federal government. The scope was limited to the parks of large cities. There are many foreign cities with the second highest concentration, and you can choose whatever you want.
But one night passed, the guests who came were murderous, anti-social normal demons and ghosts, Ren Suo also took it easy and seasoned them.
Ren Suo also found that, in general, the customers who came at the beginning were easier to understand and more forgiving of rich flavors. This kind of customer, Ren Suo only needs to extract the keywords and is absolutely secure.
In the last hour, the customers who came were more vicious. Not only did they have to extract keywords, they were also very particular about the taste of the taste. There were too many "happy", too little "confidence", and "love" was not enough. They would shoot at the table and fight with the female shopkeeper.
At this time, Ren Suo could only punch one and pay attention to strangeness.
In the last customer, that is, the boss, it was basically a hard fight, and Ren Suo could only weaken the enemy as much as possible.
But so far, except for the bosses in Hong Kong, which are just the middle movers, the bosses in the other four levels have only been slightly weakened.
And the boss of Shenhai is even more amazing-because it is a ‘strange’ customer who still does n’t eat overlord meals and is willing to talk about his experience.
This is also Rensuo's first encounter with a "strange" customer. This customer also has a very strange appearance-he is wearing a black robe with embroidered golden dragons, no hair, bright bald hair, white and tender skin, big eyes and small mouth , Is a child less than 1 meter tall.
But as soon as he exited, Ren Suo knew he was definitely not a demon.
"Sister, come with a ton of cement. It needs to be hot, not 1: 1, which is too thin to plug the toilet, but only 1: 3 is enough." The bald child patted the table hard and shouted.
This order is the most amazing thing Ren Suo has ever seen. What's more, the female shop owner really took out a bucket of cement.
Then the bald child told him about his life--
"He is a pillar."
The bald child lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and directly smoked it, revealing the vicissitudes of depression: "Under the elevated side of Yan'an Road, that is the panlong pillar ... Panlong pillar you know Right? "
"When the viaduct was built, the pillars at the intersection of the east-west and north-south elevated roads could not be hit. Later, a mage came and hit the pillars after doing the practice at that position."
"Not only that, they also wrapped the pillars with stainless steel and bronze dragon-shaped sculptures. After waking up, they discovered that people at that time thought there were dragon veins in this position. The mage came to 'drive away dragons'. 'Zhenlong' ... ''
The bald child smokes a cigarette every word, and now the cigarette case in his hand is half empty: "But in fact, the mage has no effect at all, and the dragon sculptures are meaningless, but after the mage came, The engineering team also changed a batch of operating machines with better piling capabilities, so the piling was continued. "
"As for why there are dragon sculptures on the pillars, I don't know. It may be that there was more money at that time, or that the leadership was superstitious."
"Until a year ago, I woke up and found myself turned into a pillar." The bald child looked depressed. "I feel unlucky."
"Because Ming is the earth spirit here."
"The piles in that position are not easy to beat, that is, I have protected myself hundreds of years ago, so that the rock formations are thicker and there are no mines nearby. I thought that no one would come to do anything, right?"
"I didn't expect that the current man is really strong, so the mage is the same, the method is the same, and the is poured. If the mage has been cold for a long time, I must have found him in the past. Then the pillar was beaten. The smoke of the hammer disappeared and he could only cling to the pillars. "
"The nearby earth spirits came to laugh at you. He is the only one who is trapped in a pillar. He is so angry!"
At this time, the bald child pointed to his head: "Because of the pillars, I can't even make the shape taller, but I can only become this little ghost, and it has not changed a little compared to hundreds of years ago ... Ouch!"
The cigarette held in his right hand was poked on the bald head, and the child was sore in pain that the thief looked funny and cute.
After smoking the cigarette, the child slammed the desktop again: "Hurry up on the cement, I'm hungry!"
Then Ren Suo, who was holding a laptop, was aggressive.
— Finished?
He deliberately sipped a glass of holy water, and although the special effect was triggered without money, it now seemed as if he did not drink it.
When the bald child told about his life experience, even a keyword did not appear!
"Shameless! He lied about it!"
Sure enough, how can it be possible to rely on the gold to get over the boss? Ren Suo, who was almost deceived by the money, kept his eyes open. Don't waste time on the last customer in the future.
As for this bald child, Ren Suo can only let it try again what it feels like to poop.
However, at this time, the wit of a level 4 player, or the "cap of seeking correction" worn by Ren Suo, finally came into play--
"Is holy water really useless?"
The meaning of holy water is to extract the desire and resentment that are valued in the words of customers. Since there are no keywords, it means that the customer doesn't care what he just said.
Freedom lost by being hammered into a pillar;
The misery of being showered with shit;
Humiliation ridiculed by other spirits;
Awake hundreds of years later but faced the anger of this situation;
Bald kids don't care.
The holy water is not useless, it reminds Ren Suo: bald children don't care about these contents. If you feed feces or sugar in this direction, it will be meaningless to him.
Continue to think in this direction: the bald child doesn't care about becoming a pillar, and doesn't mind pooping on the poop. When he talks about these things, he even thinks it is very fun. And his smoking behavior is more like imitating other smokers. He doesn't think this stuff is good, but he just finds it fun.
Yes, he is a playful kid.
Hundreds of years ago, Shenhai was just a small fishing village. It was far away from the spiritual veins of the Central Plains. The earth and spiritual intelligence here may not be high.
So the bald child is very dangerous, and he may make some accidents that can cause serious casualties at any time because of fun.
What is he most afraid of? bored.
What is he most looking forward to? Freshness.
Soon, Ren Suo knew how to season—
I saw the female shopkeeper taking out three bottles and pouring them all into the cement.
A "creation";
A "happy"
A "free"
The bald child took the cement bucket ~ EbookFREE.me ~ and swallowed it, like swallowing ice cream.
After eating, he wiped his mouth, looked at the female shop owner with a little cyanosis, and then burst into laughter.
"Isn't it fun if I let the sculpture on the pillar fly to the sky in the middle of the night?" The bald child murmured, "If every driver passing by I, I asked him 'I'm behind you', it would seem very It's fun!"
"Thank my sister, I'm going back to play!"
The bald child came back halfway and rubbed his own clothes with his hands, rubbing out a ball: "Gift to your sister!"
Female shopkeeper took a look:
"Remains of the old mud: eat 1000 blood, add 100 attack power, and season it in food, which can cause 50% health damage to the enemy."
Looking at the back of the bald child, Ren Suo felt that the most terrifying bear child in history would appear in Shenhai ...
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