Chapter 1367: : A Good Example for Learning Thor

->-> "Pop!"
Death slammed a finger, two more sofas in the space, and a grand piano next to it, exactly the same as when Jiang Hao left last time.
Death sat on the sofa and asked with interest: "How did you die this time?"
Min Jianghao shrugged and sat beside. "I blew up the entire base and killed everyone, the doctor, Ajax, Sand Lady, and the guards who often tortured me. I feel a lot better."
幽 The fire in the eye of Death flashed, and then he laughed, "Well, I saw them. Thank you for the gift."
"It would be more perfect to have a glass of wine to celebrate at this time." Jiang Hao said.
"Snapped!"
Death slammed another finger, and there was an extra coffee table in front of them, with a bottle of red wine and wine glasses on it.
"It's perfect."
Jiang Hao stood up, picked up the bottle and opened the wine, and said with a smile: "If I meet Aladdin's magic lamp, let him give me your ability to snap your fingers, so if you want anything in the future, you just need to hit it lightly. With that, it must be great. "
"Who is Aladdin's magic lamp, is he great?" Death asked.
Jiang Hao poured wine and told Aladdin's story to death. After hearing the death, he laughed and said, "I'm afraid that even if you really meet that lamp god, he can't meet your request. He is at best a little god, very small The smaller ones don't have the ability to give you that ability. "
碰 The two clink and drink.
"Sing me that" Black Sunday "again, I haven't heard enough that day yet." Death said.
"no problem."
I sat in front of the piano, Jiang Hao played and sang the melancholic song. His voice was very beautiful. Death listened with his head tilted, and he enjoyed this feeling.
After singing a song, Jiang Hao did not leave, and said, "I have created another song. Would you like to listen?"
Death was a little stunned, with some surprises, "Is the new song as perfect as 'Black Sunday'?"
"Yes, it should be a good song, too. It's called" Soul Song "." Jiang Hao said.
"Soul Song ?!" Death said the name silently.
Jiang Hao played again, "Smelling the fragrance of blood, I found the temple of requiem, a run-down scene, ghosts singing wildly, black rosemary blooming, vines meandering, soul looking, faith moonlight, sniffing The fragrance of blood, I found the temple of requiem. "
Suddenly I was attracted to this song by death and woke up a long time later, muttering, "I did hear confession. It told me that death is not terrible, but a relief."
After singing the song, Jiang Hao sat back on the sofa and talked with Death about the topic of interest to each other. Although there were only two people, they didn't have a cold talk for a while, but they were very fierce, sometimes even arguing because of some philosophical ideas.
As a who has lived for countless years, death has his own thoughts, knowledge of the universe, and perception of life and death.
Qi Jianghao came up with her three theories of Confucianism and Buddhism and argued with her.
I don't know how long it has been, Jiang Hao's figure suddenly began to slowly fade away. Jiang Hao paused and said to death, "Maybe I'm leaving."
At this moment, death gave birth to resentment, looking at Jiang Hao said: "I have few friends, it is not easy to have a friend who can talk, if you have time in the future, remember to come and see me."
Min Jianghao waved his hand, "Okay, I'll see you next time." He said that the entire individual disappeared.
In the dark space, it suddenly became extremely quiet, as if there was no time to pass, and death sat motionless on the sofa, as if turning into a statue.
Stingy,
I sometimes feel lonely.
Uh ...
Jiang Hao woke up, he found that he was buried under the rubble, and there was a strong smell of burntness around him, supporting King Kong's magical power, and his thoughts moved. The debris on his body brushed the income space, and Jiang Hao finally crawled out and reached the top Just throw the garbage back to the big pit.
Here was a factory remodeled in the suburbs of Boston. Now it is completely in ruins. Look at him. At this moment, he is shattered, only a few sticking to his body, shaking the dust, and Jiang Hao walks along the highway.
Into the night,
Qiu Jianghao found a small town, opened a clothing store, and found a few suitable clothes and shoes in it, a suit to wear on the body, and other income space.
I found a car on the side of the road, drove to Boston, dropped the car one street away from my home, and walked back to my former home.
Turn on the lights and leave for more than half a year. The house is full of dust. Jiang Hao swept a photo frame on the table, walked over and took a look. Above, Wade took a photo with his girlfriend Vanessa, but now, Vanessa He died, and Jiang Hao replaced Wade.
I made it on the sofa, completely quieted down, and now I finally have time to think about it.
Our mission is to complete small and cheap wishes, join the X-Men and Women's Federation, and earn 10,000 justice.
The wish in front of me was not anxious, and it was impossible to complete it for a while. Now he is thinking about what is the value of justice.
Is it to learn Comrade Lei f, do good deeds?
Hmm, try it tomorrow.
He now has super recovery ability. Jiang Hao has already experienced this. Before the fight and the Sand Dust woman punched, the hand bone was broken, and he began to recover quickly during the battle. Jiang Hao felt particularly clear.
If a broken bone is treated with a rune, it takes about 3 days for a primary rune and 3 hours for an intermediate rune. It can have super recovery ability, which only takes about one or two minutes. Some sword traumas and several breathing eyes It can be seen that this ability is indeed abnormal.
Now Jiang Hao has an advantage over Deadpool. In addition to his undead body, the remaining abilities are left by him when he is a mercenary, such as marksmanship, swordplay, and fighting.
Jiang Hao has these abilities, and is stronger than him, and has many other abilities, such as spiritual power, sixth sense, golden space, martial arts world swordsmanship, Vajrayana body, elimination skills, rage skills, glamour burst, and so on.
Definitely an enhanced version of Deadpool.
Suddenly I remembered the magic learned in the beast blood boiling world. I tried to cast it. The spiritual power simulated the magic operation. The water polo fireball and ice arrow spurs appeared, but looking at the effect, Jiang Hao chose to give up. This level of magic, In other words, the level of magic, in the face of the superpowers of mutants, does not play a role at all.
He needs a strong output. I do n’t know where the deadpool's two knives came from, and I'll try to find two later.
I'll wait to get some money back, be sure to fill up the space, and get more life-saving escape equipment in case of emergency.
By the way, I still need to get a Deadpool jacket and make my own style, otherwise how to join the X-Men and the reunion.
I reached out and touched my face. I felt pitted when I started. To be honest, his face is uncomfortable when he looks in the mirror. Looking back, he can find a way to fix it.
But before that, Jiang Hao decided to get a mask and use Wade's own face shape, which is reasonable and legal.
He took out the fat guard's wallet from the space and flipped it inside. There are more than two hundred banknotes. Is this guy still rich? Generally, Americans rarely have more than $ 100 in wallets.
Well, I started with two hundred dollars.
He crossed his knees and meditated. One night passed quickly, Jiang Hao got up, put his hat on his head, covered his face and went out.
I bought a dark golden hair cover in a wig shop, and finally found a Chinese medicine store. Jiang Hao bought the Chinese medicine he needed, returned home, and boiled the ointment in a soup pot.
Two hours later, in the bathroom mirror, a little handsome, with a cynical face, dark blond hair, short stubble, this is Wade's original look.
Qi Jianghao's overall headgear can cover the entire head, including the neck. These materials used for making masks have good breathability, are not afraid of water and dirt, and can be worn for a long time.
I rummaged through the room again, and finally found Wade's social security card and driver's license. Haha, now I have a legal identity.
He changed into a clothes that looked fairly decent. Jiang Hao went out, walked on the road, looked around, and slowly said in his mouth, "Where is justice?"
At an intersection of traffic lights on a street, an old lady bent over with a humpback stood there pushing a trolley, her eyes a little blank.
Min Jianghao observed the old lady for several minutes, and found that she kept asking whether to cross the road. There were a lot of cars on the road, and the speed was very fast. During the green light time, others had to walk quickly across the road. With the legs and feet of the old lady, obviously she could not get through such a short time.
Jiang Fu helped the old lady to cross the road. As a child, everyone had done such a good thing in the composition. Jiang Hao decided to practice it today.
Hurrying over, Jiang Hao smiled softly at the old lady, "Don't worry, I'll send you over." He put the old lady on a cart and pushed the old lady across the road.
"唉唉唉 ~~!"
The old woman snored several times, and did not say anything. In a blink of an eye, she was across the road, and Jiang Hao hugged the old woman again.
Should the value of justice come?
Suddenly there is no egg.
The old woman looked at Jiang Hao tremblingly, with a little anger on her face, and her voice was unclear: "I don't want to cross the road, I'm just watching the traffic, why are you pushing me over, now how do I go back? . "
Awkward.
Min Jianghao put the old lady on the trolley again and sent it directly.
The old lady looked at Jiang Hao and panted, "Since it has passed, I want to go to the store opposite, why did you send me back?"
Shete.
老 The old American lady was really hard to serve, Jiang Hao left directly.
Uh ...
Continue to move forward. When passing a car repair shop, a big dog suddenly came out, screaming at a pedestrian passing by, and made an attack gesture. The man screamed and ran away as he saw it. .
"Hahahaha, scare another!"
Two black men emerged from the car dealership next to him, laughing at the back of the man who fled.
Hao Jianghao frowned. The dog should be a fierce pitbull, without a leash. If it bites someone, it will be seriously injured. The two black dogs have fun and have fun, but they haven't thought about how others feel.
Justice value, it's time for justice.
Min Jianghao walked over and said to two black people who were still laughing: "It is illegal for large dogs not to tie leashes. You should fasten the dogs, otherwise I will call the police to deal with them."
The two black men turned to look at Jiang Hao, his face was angry, one of the guys showed strong arms, and said badly and badly, "I really didn't expect to be nosy, boy, do you want to be bitten by a dog?"
"Want Want Want!"
The evil dog barked at Jiang Hao, Jiang Hao looked at the two black men, and kicked at the evil dog, "嗖 ~~!" The big dog with dozens of catties flew up to the sky, and the two black men watched their dogs fall Go to the roof of his car repair shop, and look at Jiang Hao's eyes full of fear.
"Ah ~!"
Two black men screamed and ran to the garage.
呢 What about justice, justice?
I waited for a while, Jiang Hao didn't wait for the long-lost system prompt, and was slightly disappointed.
Continue to walk forward, walked a street, Jiang Hao looked up to see a sign hanging on the roadside, Boston elderly love apartment.
He moved his mind, and he had an idea again.
I came to the front desk, Jiang Hao smiled at the middle-aged aunt, "Hello, my name is Wade Wilson. I want to come here as a volunteer, I wonder if it is okay?"
Volunteers are not taking care of the elderly. Those who have full-time nursing staff are mainly accompanying. The old people are generally lonely. New people come to help them read the newspaper, talk to them, perform a show or something, and let the elderly. They are happy physically and mentally.
"What do you do?" The front desk asked.
Hao Jianghao took out his credentials and handed them in, "I have been a soldier before, and then I edited in a magazine. Now I am a freelance writer on the Internet. In my spare time, I hope I can do my best."
The front desk asked the dean, and the dean gladly agreed that there are a lot of volunteers every year, and the apartment is very welcome. There is almost no review, and there is really no place for crime in senior apartments.
Min Jianghao took the initiative to say hello to the old people, and after chatting with a few old people, he became friends. An old man asked: "I like to listen to jokes the most. Do you tell jokes?"
当然 "Of course, telling jokes is my specialty."
Hehe, Jiang Hao said.
"A middle-aged woman ran to the police station to call the police," Mr. Police Officer, just now, I was strong in the grass by the road ~ EbookFREE.me ~ The police asked, "What does that person look like", the woman said "It's too dark and there's no light, so I can't see it at all." The policeman asked again, "Is there any characteristic?" The woman thought for a while and said with a smile, "The guy must be a novice, he couldn't find the right place for a long time. And I finally helped in. ""
The air suffocated first, and then came a big laugh, and all the old people who listened to the jokes laughed.
"Hold it in, I think that woman made a profit."
"A novice, hahaha."
The old people laughed happily.
"Are there any more?" Someone cried.
Hao Jianghao nodded, "Of course, one said to his husband, dear, I should be pregnant, my husband was very surprised," How can you be sure that you are pregnant? "," I haven't had a regular holiday for three months. "Her husband said angrily:" You man, take a fart off! ""
"So it is."
"Hahahaha, this last sentence is too classic."
The old people laughed again. The atmosphere at the scene was very enthusiastic. The nurses and the dean next to it saw this scene with a smile on their faces.
But at this moment, an old man suddenly emptied his geese and geese and then fainted. He laughed so hard that his heart attack died.
The grandmother screamed, and the dean called for first aid, leaving a mess around.
Qiu Jianghao stood next to him,
Slightly awkward!