Chapter 1375: : Dead Team

In Xavier Genius College, on the huge lawn playground, many students are walking and chatting, or sitting together in pairs, enjoying a wonderful afternoon.
suddenly,
A pile of things cracked in midair.
"what!"
A girl screamed after seeing what it was.
Someone immediately informed the school. Today, Ganglix and Lingdie took care of the house and quickly brought someone over. When he saw the corpses scattered on the lawn and the tights that met each other in black and white, they immediately recognized that Deadpool suit.
Steel Lux saw the teleportation belt on the ground.
"Xiete, how dare to experiment with Ed's semi-finished product. It's a crazy guy. This is all right, it's broken."
"Hurry up and collect all the pieces and send them to Ed." Gang Lishi ordered the staff to come.
"I found an arm."
"There is a here."
"Oh my god, this is his hang, ha ha ha." Someone said with a smile.
Lingdie glanced subconsciously, her face was red, and she quickly turned her head to look in the other direction, and said to Ganglishi: "Can he live?"
"Don't worry, this guy will jump up and down in a short time." Gang Lishi said.
The pieces were collected and sent to the laboratory. The college students also knew what was happening on the lawn. As a joke, the name of the deadpool was completely spread in the college.
...
"Hey, beauty, we meet again." Jiang Hao greeted death with a smile, and naturally sat on the sofa opposite to death.
There was no change in the surrounding scenes. The sofa, piano, coffee table, red wine bottle, and death sitting quietly across the street, as if Jiang Hao had not left.
Death looked up at him, "Why did you die this time?"
Jiang Hao shrugged helplessly. "I was doing an experiment. Ed invented a teleportation belt. Obviously, it was a very unqualified product. At the last moment, I could feel that my body was cut into many pieces, and then Here to see you. "
"You left for half a month," said Death.
"Has it been half a month, really fast, right? I wonder if you saw an old man named Stan Lee?" Jiang Hao asked.
There was a flash of fire in the eyes of death, and a figure appeared in front of Jiang Hao. Jiang Hao saw the old man said to be dead in the nursing home, and nodded, "Yes, it is him, please, please, I hope he's better. "
"your friend?"
"No. Strictly speaking, I killed him. I went to a nursing home as a volunteer and originally told them jokes, but I didn't expect the old man to laugh and laugh and die."
"What joke are you telling that can make you laugh?" Death was slightly surprised.
Jiang Hao looked at death. "Do you want to listen? I'll tell you."
"Okay."
Keke, Jiang Hao gently coughed and said, "According to an investigation by an authoritative agency: 20 years ago, men xxoo finished, 10 drank water, 10 smoked, and the other 80 turned over to sleep. Now men xxoo finished, 10 sleep, 10 smoke, Another 80 went home in clothes. "
Death is unmoved.
"At night, a couple lay down to sleep, and the husband gently patted his wife's shoulders and rubbed her arms. The wife turned and said," I'm sorry dear, I have an appointment with a gynecologist tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh. "After the husband was rejected, he turned and tried to sleep. After a few minutes, he patted his wife's shoulder again." Will you see the dentist tomorrow? " "
Death paused and sneered.
Jiang Hao then told the third joke. This time, the laughter of death hahaha made a laugh, very happy.
There were a lot of these jokes in Jiang Hao ’s mind. Jiang Hao died listening to the continuous laughter in the space. Jiang Hao suddenly stopped, watching his slowly disappearing figure, knowing that he was about to resurrect. It's not bad. Happiness is a little bit more than melancholy. "
"You mean let me try more happiness?"
"Yes, next time I come, continue to bring you happiness." Jiang Hao said.
"Then I hope you die soon," said Death.
Jiang Hao's face changed constantly and it was a little exciting. How could this sentence feel so awkward?
brush!
Jiang Hao opened his eyes, and when he saw that Ed was holding him, saw Jiang Ha open his eyes, and Ed smiled.
"Haha, you finally woke up."
"How long have I died?" Jiang Hao asked.
"About three hours, did you use the teleport belt?" Ed asked.
"Yes, I tried it, and it was cut into a dozen pieces. Is your invention really unreliable?" Jiang Hao said.
Ed was a little embarrassed. "He was originally an incomplete product."
Jiang Hao tried to get up, but found that he still lacked arms and legs. He didn't fully recover at all. It's a hell.
"When you were found scattered around, I tried to piece it together for you, but there were a few parts missing, rest assured, not below, it was very strong, it was half a head and hands and feet, and it needed to grow and recover by itself." Virtue.
Jiang Hao lay back and said angrily: "Ade, that teleportation belt is really obedient when you say two-thirds?"
Ed froze. "Well, I did three trials in total, and failed once on both sides."
by,
This is not a big data statistic at all. It's totally dependent on it. It has become a little mouse by itself. Now it seems that the four experiments succeeded twice and only had a success rate of 50.
"There is still no room for improvement. How about we finish it together?" Jiang Hao said.
"Okay, I'll bring the computer, let's study it together," Ed said immediately.
...
A few days later,
x somewhere outside the forest,
Jiang Hao's body has been fully recovered. He and Ed made some adjustments to the teleport belt and entered the jungle to experiment again.
"Tested with Teleport Belt 2.0." Ed said.
Jiang Hao rolled his eyes, "I said, this is not even 2.0, is it good? There are few changes, up to version 1.1."
Ed shrugged. "Well, teleportation belt version 1.1 test, now, target, 500 meters in the valley in front of the valley, the test begins."
Jiang Hao looked at the open space in the middle of the valley, focused his mind, and pressed the button of the belt firmly.
brush!
After a white light, Jiang Hao disappeared, Ed found that there were no parts left in the place, and jumped happily, "Success!" He ran to the open space in the valley, but in the open space, Ed did not find Jiang Hao's trace.
Hey, where did people go, did they go to the toilet?
its not right,
Ed looked around, and finally saw an outstretched arm and half a leg on a large tree in the woods.
The rest are all inlaid inside.
"Hi Wade?"
"Hey hey Wade, are you still alive?"
Ed pulled Jiang Ha's arms and thighs, Jiang Ha was totally unresponsive. Ed knew that the experiment had failed again, and immediately informed people to come over and cut down this thick tree, and transport the section with Jiang Ha's body back. College.
When the truck arrived at the college, many students knew the news in advance and ran out to see the excitement. Others of the X-Men came out, Wolverine, Spirit Disc, Black Warhead, Little Naughty, Iceman, Laser Eye, and Qingerei, all Rao Looking at the stakes with interest.
"Is he okay?" Asked Naughty.
"It should be okay. The last time it was cut into dozens of pieces, it can be restored. This time it was nothing more than stuck in a tree. You have to believe in Wolverine's super-recovery ability." Bing Rendao.
After dark, Jiang Hao slaps Jiang Ha ’s arm, and shakes his arm unconsciously a few times. He laughs,
Ha ha ha, really dead, why am I so happy to see him die, even temporarily, this guy still What a bad luck, two tests died twice, and I estimate there will be a third, fourth, fifth, and so on ... hahaha. "
...
dead space.
"Hey beauty, I'm here again, your curse has come true." Jiang Hao greeted enthusiastically when he saw death.
"That is a wish, not a curse," said Death.
"Actually I should bring flowers today, but unfortunately I have no ability to bring them to your dead space." Jiang Hao said apologetically.
"Why bring flowers?"
"For you."
"Why send me flowers?"
"Because today is Valentine's Day." Jiang Hao said.
Death froze, "It's not 2.14 today, how could it be Valentine's Day."
"Do you know Oriental Valentine's Day? The scientific name is Qixi Festival, and there is a beautiful love story ..."
Jiang Hao told the story of the Cowherd and Weaver Girl to death. After listening to death quietly, watching Jiang Hao asked: "Even if it is Valentine's Day, UU reading www.uukanshu.com, why do you send me flowers?"
Jiang Hao covered his chest with an injured expression. "Do you know, your problem hurt me, and my heart hurts."
Death rolled his eyes. "Well, what flower do you want to send me?"
Jiang Hao closed his eyes and thought, saying, "Rose, red, 99, covered with dew, surrounded by starry sky, pink paper bandage, I think it must be beautiful."
Suddenly
Jiang Hao sank in his hand, opened his eyes and took a look. He had a rose in his hand, and walked to the death with a smile. "Beautiful lady, a gift for you."
Death tilted her head and took the flowers and smelled them.
"Thank you, I like it."
Jiang Hao smiled on his face. "At this time, there should be a gramophone next to it, with music in it. I raise my hand and invite you to dance."
A gramophone appeared next to the brush, and a soft music sounded. Jiang Hao reached out and made a gentleman's invitation. Death put the skeleton hand on Jiang Hao's palm, and the two spun along with the music.
Music is beautiful,
Dancing
The two immersed themselves.
At the end of the song, death bent over Jiang Hao's arms, Jiang Hao looked at the skull and kissed gently.
Although the skeleton is not beautiful, Jiang Hao's face is even uglier now, they are really a perfect match.
Jiang Hao gradually disappeared, and he was resurrected.
Death stooped slowly, and the whole body suddenly changed, and the skeleton disappeared, turning into a beauty.
Anyone who sees death at this moment will be attracted to her. A pair of narrow eyes are born with a coldness, but it feels extremely noble. His face, neck, arms, thighs, and bare places are all depicted. Mysterious runes make women look noble with endless mystery.
The corner of death's mouth slowly evoked a smile.