Chapter 2:

"What do you think I should do?" When he arrived at the work unit, You Zhengping held his hands and talked non-stop with his younger brother. From the beginning of Yuhua's unemployment, he said that he didn't even have a good morning kiss this morning, and finally asked for help in sadness.
You Zhengping's number one younger brother Cen Xiao yawned, took out a bottle of Coke from the beverage box piled up in the corner, and drank half of the bottle in one breath, and then slowly hiccuped: "Just wait two days for him to find a job."
"That's it," the younger brother Yongfu nodded, "Anyway, you quarrel at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed. Just go home at night and let him give you a goodnight kiss."
"It's still not a brother!" You Zhengping hit the table with anger, "My life is going through an unprecedented crisis!"
The younger brothers looked at Cen Xiao in unison, motioned to Cen Xiao with their eyes, and asked him to comfort You Zhengping.
Cen Xiao drank the remaining half bottle of Coke, and the exciting taste made him sober. He threw the Coke bottle into the trash can and came to You Zhengping and said: "You control your strength first. Do you remember how the last table was scrapped?"
You Zhengping's personality is bluffing. Since I met Yuhua, I have blown up hair twice in three days. From Yuhua made a meal for him to Yuhua's very good figure and then to Yuhua...cough cough, I can’t talk about it next, anyway, whenever there is a stir, You Zhengping would be unable to control his power to destroy a set of tables and chairs.
In the beginning, Cen Xiao and the others still relied on You Zhengping. People in love, it's normal to have ups and downs in their emotions.
However, You Zhengping's emotions have been together for three years. Every minute and every second, he is in a period of passionate love, and whether it is high or low, the people around will suffer.
He smashed his own table, Cen Xiao’s table, Shi Yongfu’s table, everyone’s table, the table moved out of the warehouse, the old table that others don’t want...
"You really can't smash it anymore," Cen Xiao said earnestly, "Now this table is made by us using the wreckage of the broken table before. The superiors no longer allow us to apply for office supplies, so save it!"
"That's it!" Shi Yongfu carried a bag of instant noodles in his hand, and ate "suckingly", "Boss, look at me, my stainless steel lunch box was smashed by you, and now I can only use instant noodles. Is it easy for me to blister the packaging? Please control it. Can we talk about a normal relationship?"
While talking, Shi Yongfu drank the hot soup in the packaging bag in one breath, and threw the disposable chopsticks and packaging bag into the sorted trash can, neatly.
You Zhengping looked at him suspiciously: "Don't you bother to clean the lunch box with the packaged instant noodles?"
"..." Shi Yongfu hurriedly changed the subject, "It's not important, let's talk about Yuhua."
When You Zhengping heard the word "Yuhua", he forgot about being too lazy to clean the lunch box, and sighed: "You said, is it because I earn too little and put him under pressure that will cause an emotional crisis? Is he going to get a divorce?"
Cen Xiao, who was drinking Coke on an empty stomach, rubbed his forehead helplessly. He shouldn't have mixed up with You Zhengping from the beginning. He was only trying to help good brothers get rid of their elders and marrying them. When did it become like this?
About four years ago, You Zhengping was only 21 years old that year. It was a chic and frivolous life. When he had time, he took his brothers to challenge various extreme sports. The young man lived what everyone wanted.
The boys admire You Zhengping, but the family feels sad. The young people have not settled down. It is nothing to be greedy, but can You Zhengping play safe and normal? Every time he does extreme sports, his elders are worried to death.
At this time, an elder of You Zhengping's Seven Aunts and Eight Aunts suggested that this child has not been in love in 21 years? As for boys, it’s more stable when you fall in love. Girlfriends are more useful than those of our elders.
As a result, the family began to introduce someone to You Zhengping frantically. You Zhengping was immediately dumbfounded. He was pursuing a free life and protested: "I'm not yet the legal marriage age, are you too anxious?"
Elders: "It's okay, it's okay to fall in love for two or three years and then get married."
Forced helpless You Zhengping jumped anxiously: "I don't like women, I like men!"
This was just an excuse he used to stop the elders from dating. Who knows that after the elders discussed it, they said kindly: "Then...Do you like one of your friends? Take it home if you like it. I see that Cen Xiao just..."
You Zhengping was panicked for an instant. He couldn't imagine the group of boys who had been abused by him during training becoming his partners. He shook his head into a rattle: "No, no, I haven't met anyone I like yet!"
Elders: "You can't meet good people when you go to those terrible extreme sports every day. Let's introduce it to you."
The elders are reluctant and unforgiving. Even if you don’t like humans, we can introduce you to a posture.
You Zhengping knows that blind dates can't be avoided. He has an idea, since he can't refuse his elders, he can make blind dates look down on him!
So You Zhengping said critically: "The type I like is... the opposite of my group of friends, literate, handsomer than me, like to wear a suit, speak at least five foreign languages, preferably domestic 985, 211 college graduates who are a little older than me but not too much older, cannot be within the system, have development prospects in the enterprise, and whose monthly salary can support me in the future, are social elites at first sight!"
The harsh conditions really made it difficult for the family to live, and while You Zheng was happily praising his wit, his father You Guodong deliberatedly said: "I have an old comrade in arms. He started his own business after he retired from the military and he knew a lot. People from big companies, let him introduce them."
You Zhengping: "..."
You Guodong said in a majestic tone: "You are so demanding, I will pull down my old face and introduce you to qualified people. If you dare not go, hum!"
With a cold snort, You Guodong crushed the two walnuts in his hand.
You Zhengping swallowed, and insisted: "Go, if you can help me find such a person to my heart, of course I will go, but I don't know if others can look at me."
After speaking, he ran away and asked the little brothers to discuss what to do next.
Four years ago, Cen Xiao was just stunned. He hadn't seen human hypocrisy and the impermanence of love. He and his brothers racked their brains to help You Zhengping.
You Guodong was very efficient. He arranged a blind date the next day and asked You Zhengping to go on a blind date on the weekend, and said that he and his old comrades would also accompany him as an introducer.
"That won't work!" You Zhengping, who is planning to disturb Huang's blind date, said hurriedly, "If you go, it will be my blind date or you and your comrade-in-arms blind date! You will not go with me!"
He was very determined. You Guodong had no choice but to repeatedly tell You Zhengping that he must not be late.
On the day of the blind date, You Zhengping went to the restaurant near the appointment one hour in advance and used a telescope to observe the people entering and leaving the restaurant.
"Boss, what did you see after seeing this for a long time?" the younger brother Shi Yongfu asked.
"I'm observing the quality of the restaurant," You Zhengping explained in a low voice in Cen Xiao's off-road vehicle. "This is a very stylish Chinese restaurant. To choose this restaurant means that my blind date must be very tasteful. I According to his preferences, behave in the opposite direction so that he will reject me. It is not my responsibility for him to look down on me, hahahahaha!"
Cen Xiao said: "Boss, isn't it easy for you to let him refuse you? The few of us blocked people in the corner and gave him a beating, and told him not to eat swan meat/toads/toads, and take the initiative to tell your parents that he can't afford it Is it all right?"
"Did you not expect to be my dad?" You Zhengping gritted his teeth. "He didn't give me a picture of him for fear that I would block people in advance! He only told me the restaurant box number, I have to go to know who the blind date is! "
Now the boys had no idea and looked at You Zhengping eagerly.
You Zhengping said: "It's okay, I probably know that person's taste, I dress a little more non-mainstream, and behave vulgarly. He must look down on me."
After talking, a few people took out their mobile phones and searched the Internet for non-mainstream killer styles. After flipping a few photos, the boys rushed to help You Zhengping change his style
"You have to wear clothes with holes. I will go to the next store to buy a pair of scissors and cut your pants and clothes into beggar outfits."
"Hair, washing, cutting and blowing colorful hair color is essential. Your hair is too short. It is difficult to wash, cut and blow. Seven color can still be challenged. I will go to the barber shop next door to buy color spray hair dye."
"Chirp when you eat, chew gum when you talk, I'll buy gum."
"Also wear flip-flops and scratch your belly! I'll buy flip-flops and scratch it."
"..."
"..."
The boys "hull" and get out of the car to buy things, leaving You Zhengping alone in a daze. What will his group of stupid boys make him look like?
The boys came back to transform You Zhengping with their favorite props, with kind smiles on their faces and sincere eyes, and they were trying to help You Zhengping with their wisdom.
"Fuck, are you trying to toss me on purpose? Cen Xiao, put down the color spray for me, dare to move my hair and I will kill you!" You Zhengping shouted helplessly under the siege of the boys.
"Tickle is a prop for a blind date, right? Why are you scratching the soles of my feet?"
You Zhengping struggled fiercely, and the off-road vehicle parked on the side of the road vibrated violently under the efforts of several people.
You Zhengping had realized at this moment that these little brothers were not trying to help him at all, but took the opportunity to tease him! You Zhengping rushed to the car door helplessly. At this time, Cen Xiao said: "The car door was welded to me. You can never get off the car today. Hehehe, boss, we are all for your good!"
The door was locked tightly, and You Zhengping struggled to open the window, trying to escape through the window.
As soon as his head came out of the car window, Shi Yongfu at the back used scissors to cut his newly bought trousers. You Zhengping exclaimed, "Are you a human? I only wore my newly bought trousers for the first time today! Be lighter, My thighs are bleeding, help!"
You Zhengping desperately climbed to the car window, trying to escape the clutches of the younger brothers. At this moment, a tall figure stood in front of the car window. He held up his mobile phone and said to You Zhengping who was calling for help: "Need help?"
There was no sound in the car.
People outside the car looked through the car window and saw that You Zhengping was being held down by two people. There were two people left. One was scratching the soles of his feet, and the other cut his pants with scissors.
"Please stop your behavior, otherwise I will call the police." The outsider turned the phone over, the screen was facing everyone, and the number displayed on the screen was "110".
You Zhengping opened his mouth wide and looked at that man's handsome and just face silly, his brain was blank, only seeing the lips open and close, he could not hear what the man was saying.
"I, I, I, we are just joking," Cen Xiao said hurriedly, "We are brothers, he...he lost in the truth or dare and is being punished."
"Is it true?" The outsider asked You Zhengping seriously.
"Hey," You Zhengping smirked, "What's your name?"
"My name is Yu Hua, is what they say is true? If it is a threat to you, don't be afraid, I will help you." Yu Hua looked at You Zhengping with deep eyes, giving him endless courage.
"Threat ass!" Cen Xiao said collapsed, "He bullied us every day, and finally got a chance to get back with revenge, and he was regarded as a criminal!"
In order to prove his innocence, Cen Xiao took out his phone and opened the album. There were countless photos of You Zhengping stepping on them in the album. Cen Xiao showed them to Yu Hua one by one, proving that they were indeed a group of bad friends.
Yu Hua nodded hesitantly, and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I misunderstood. But...you are making trouble, try not to use murder weapons, you may accidentally hurt your friends when you struggle."
Shi Yongfu threw the scissors in his hand aside, raised his hands and said, "I swear I will only scratch it with it."
"Excuse me." Yu Hua apologized to several people outside the car. After getting everyone's understanding, he walked by the car.
You Zhengping's neck moved with Yu Hua, and he was dragged back by a few injured friends when he leaned out of the car window half of his body.
Cen Xiao said feebly: "Having finally found an opportunity to teach you, I was regarded as a lawbreaker, and I was boring."
The younger brothers also put down their tools in frustration.
You Zhengping was taken aback for a while, "haha" smirked twice, and patted Cen Xiao's shoulder on the driver's seat: "Your colorful spray, give me a spray."
Cen Xiao's eyes widened: "You can break your head, can't it be messy?"
"But I..." You Zhengping glanced out the car window again, "I seemed to fall in love at first sight... No, I must ruin this blind date. After today's meal is over, you help me find the person just now!"
As the boss fell in love with people passing by at first sight, he made a decision to disturb the yellow blind date, and the younger brothers worked together to turn You Zhengping into a non-mainstream killer.
With colorful hair color, You Zhengping dressed in a hole outfit trimmed by scissors, stepped on flip-flops, scratched his abdominal muscles, chewed gum in his mouth, and walked into the appointed box.
In order to pretend that he had no quality, he blew a huge bubble when he entered the door. The bubble blocked his vision. You Zhengping did not see who was waiting in the box.
But this is not important. No matter who he is on blind date today, You Zhengping will make the other person dissatisfied with him.
With bubbles blowing in his mouth, he stepped on the table with one foot.
"Bang!" The biggest bubble burst, You Zhengping chewed the gum back into his mouth, and said to his blind date: "You are Lao Tzu's..."
"Hiccup!" You Zhengping took a sigh of relief after seeing the other's face, and the chewing gum stuck in his throat.
"Are you okay?" The blind date hurriedly passed a glass of water.
His caring eyes were the same as when he asked You Zhengping if he needed help from outside the car, gentle and brave, full of justice.
"Cough, cough, cough!" You Zhengping finally spit out chewing gum, relying on drinking water and coughing frantically.
He stared at Yu Hua, took a sigh of relief, and stretched out five fingers and said: "Forget about everything that happened after I walked in just now, and give me five minutes!"
After that, You Zhengping ran out of the box in embarrassment. When he left the house, he ran too fast. The flip flops twisted. He dragged his sprained leg and limped to the bathroom.
Yu Hua looked at his back, sat back in his seat, recalled what had just happened, couldn't help but laugh.
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Digression: Lazy Qing thinks that instant noodles in instant noodle bags are the best! ! !
There are 300 red envelopes as usual today, we will see you tomorrow at 12 noon, love everyone, what is it? (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～