Chapter 33: Life Events

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"Mulan ..." Yuan was pushed out by the father and went to the kitchen with his daughter. When she saw her daughter grabbing another bowl, she had to wonder her what she did with the two bowls, and quietly asked her daughter with a sullen expression:
"Yesterday, that child was your child, Zeto, and this little boy is ..."
Is it possible to have dinner with this child? !!
Seeing his eating posture, the whole family felt like they were servants, and accidentally climbed up to the table!
Looking at his eating position, the whole family seemed to have caught some wood from the mountain!
He Mulan also regrets that she left the child without consulting with the flower father. The main reason is that You Ke's pleading look is too confusing, and she considers that if You Ke can go to Beijing for a long time, the child is indeed Difficult.
Wan Shouyi is out, and a son-in-law like him must have cleaned his pants and sold them, which is very evil.
Today, I have stayed, and it is useless to say more.
"This is He Guang, the cousin of the county magistrate. He was going to Beijing because of Lu Shuihu. He had to foster him here, and his family would pick him up after a while." He Mulan took the rice bowl Pass it to her mother, "Mom, add another bowl to Xiao Zhuo, I don't think he's full."
"Well? I think he's full ..."
No one puts down chopsticks without having enough food.
"I think he's always staring at He Guang's bowl. He shouldn't be full."
"This is really ... hey, I thought ..." Yuan took the bowl and filled A Danzhuo with a bowl. "I thought that your son in robes or this young master came here to be your son ..."
After hearing Mu Hua's words, He Mulan slipped her hands and almost didn't grab the bowl.
"My mother also said nonsense that people also have mothers, so I went to my house to come and do what I want as a son! Besides, I ca n’t even afford to give me a boy like He Guang."
"I'm not thinking, it's not surprising that even Yu Linlang, who is next to you, begged to marry you, and a few more children begging to be your son ..." Yuan murmured in his mouth, and he didn't forget to help He Mulan set the bowl.
"You think too much! Can it be the same!"
"This little boy's Xianbei said so sharply, I thought it was learned for you ..."
Yuan's now is not strange to her daughter's powerful fan group, and it is a trend of imagination going up a little blindly.
The fear is that even if the emperor stood in front of her house and begged her to be a general tomorrow, the Hua family would not be scared.
He Mulan walked back to the house holding the rice bowl and handed it to A Danzhuo.
"Well? Aunt Hua, I'm full! I, I ..."
"What are you talking about? You ate three bowls last night, and today they are one bowl at noon? You are now in a long body, and eating more is justified." He Mulan frowned, staring at A Dan Zhuo didn't dare to speak again, took the bowl obediently, and lowered his head to pick up the rice.
"I'm full." He Guang also put down his chopsticks and politely nodded to the adults of the flower family.
"Well, little brother, why don't you just eat vegetables and not eat meat ..." Little Brother Hua kept watching He Guang and found that he hadn't touched the filthy smell of his house. "How old are you when you don't eat meat at your age!"
He Mulan also just added a bowl. When he heard the words of the younger brother, he couldn't help looking at He Guang.
His bowl is really clean. He only needs half a bowl of rice, but the bowl is not shiny at all after eating. It will be much easier for Huamu to wash the dishes.
He Mulan glanced at A Danzhuo again.
There was a small pile of meat and bones on the table in front of him.
bad!
A Danzhuo's heart was nervous, and he secretly covered the bones with a bowl.
This kid is too cunning! Actually use the trick of not eating meat!
He Mulan's temper went straight and saw He Guang not eating meat, so he asked clearly:
"Why? Doesn't our meat suit your appetite?"
To be honest, she also doesn't like eating meat here, because the method of making meat in this era is simple, mostly boiled and steamed, and the meat is usually lamb, so she likes to air-dry here. The meat is at least fragrant and not greasy.
However, He Mulan, who has a strong family background and is full of flesh and blood, provides financial support behind the scenes. He has seen more meat than usual. There is also a problem of ideas. He Mulan, who has been accustomed to flesh and meat in modern times, has not adapted to the habit of eating meat during the New Year and New Year holidays in this country. He eats meat, at least pork. Psychological burden.
The Hua family always thought that Hua Mulan had mixed up with General Hu Wei in the army. It must be worrying about eating and drinking, so I would rather be bitter, and not want my daughter to be full. The cloth was enough for them to eat and drink, and the flower family couldn't help it.
Although A Danzhuo's family has Mulan's subsidy, after all, he uses other people's money, and there is no bottom in his heart. In addition, A Danzhuo ’s monthly expenses after studying art are not small. Don't even think about it.
A 17- or 8-year-old child is so old that he can even eat grass. When he sees meat, he naturally cannot bear it.
In comparison with A Danzhuo, who was a few years old, He Guang's behavior became strange.
But when he heard He Mulan ’s question, he did n’t show anything strange. Instead, he folded his hands together in an unhurried manner and replied quietly and quietly:
My grandmother died a few years ago. Buddha, I vowed to be a vegetarian for my grandmother for three years in order to be filial. "
"Ah, that's why you put on your hair ..." A Danzhuo has also wondered why this boy was wearing Han clothes, but his hair was loose, and it didn't look like he was unruly. It turned out to be filial piety!
He Guang heard A Danzhuo's words and did not answer his question directly, but just hummed a few times.
The Han people are filial, and the Xianbei people are not so particular about this. But in any case, people who are willing to be filial are always worthy of praise.
The filial piety child should not be too bad. The Hua family suddenly felt good about him and praised him.
After finishing the meal, He Guang looked curiously at the Mulan family eating food.
He Mulan stared straight at his hair and stopped his chopsticks.
"What are you looking at?"
"I'm looking at the famous General Hua, and eating it is no different from ordinary people ..."
He thought that a person with such strength could eat four or five bowls at a time. As a result, the black boy next to him did not eat much.
He Mulan rolled her eyes angrily.
"If there is more energy to eat, then my younger brother is the most powerful in our family."
Hua Mu Tuo looked up and smirked a few times.
He has to do a lot of work during the day. If he really wants to be open to eat, he can eat three or four bowls of corn.
Fang's is now happy, and he spit out badly when he smelled the oil fume. He ate it alone in the room every day. It was very hard. He Mulan considered that Fang was pregnant, and the mother had to take the young and take care of the old, so after everyone had finished eating, he brought both A Danzhuo and He Guang to his big house and took his own room. The next door picked up, and pointed to the low bed at that foot.
"I live alone in my house, so I haven't cleaned up the other rooms. I can't live for the time being. Only here is a platform bed, which is big enough to sleep you two. From today You can just sleep in one place. "She blinked at the bitter gourd face of the two children," What? "
He Guang didn't dare to say that he wanted to sleep alone. At this moment, Mulan looked like a kind of cold-hearted man. He also tried it. It is useless for him to be sweet and to behave well. The boy is generally more appreciated by her sincerely.
There is a ready-made example here, he naturally glanced at Adanzhuo honestly: "I sleep alone at home, and suddenly I sleep with other people, I am not used to it."
"Me too ..." A Danzhuo scratched his head.
He Mulan saw the two children unwilling, and raised her arms slightly, asking He Guang.
"Are you snoring? Molars? Pick your feet? Talk about dreams? Night tour?"
He Guang was startled and shook his head.
"Good. What about you?" He Mulan asked A Danzhuo.
A Danzhuo swallowed and replied with uncertainty: "I ... I sweat my feet. My mother said that I was tired and snoring. There is no molar grinding, talking about dreams ... I don't know what I said Don't talk dreamily. "
Every time A Danzhuo said something, He Guang's face wrinkled for a minute. When all of A Danzhuo's words were finished, his face was almost wrinkled into a bun.
"When you all become soldiers, you will find that your fire companions are all snoring, grinding teeth, picking your feet, talking about dreams, bad breath, embracing people, and weird people who suddenly sit up and run around at midnight. Lan sneered, "It's a good thing to get used to it now. When that time comes, no one will change your barracks."
A Danzhuo was taken aback by the description of "Aunt Hua", but He Guang took a thoughtful look at He Mulan and asked her, "If we really encounter such a situation, what should we do? "
"Forbearance!" He Mulan knelt on the ground and pulled out a dog quilt from the quilt and patted him. "I can't help it, I just want to go up. When the cavalry captain arrives, they can share the same account."
A Danzhuo quickly took the quilt and nodded quickly.
"Aunt Hua, I will work hard to be promoted to Captain Wu Qi as soon as possible!"
Twelve rounds of strategy, the first turn of merit is Wu Qiwei. However, this title is a false job, just to say that in the future to enjoy the treatment of martial arts captains, there is no corresponding military power, if you want to lead the army, you still need to grant the official position in the army.
Just like Mulan, she has fought many battles throughout her life, and her military achievements have reached the point of "twelfth turn". The treatment is equivalent to the "second country" of the top two products. The number of soldiers that General Wupin can carry.
He Guang touched the dog quilt and sighed invisibly, but still tried to squeeze a smile.
"I'm afraid I won't be able to practice in the military, but having such a period of experience is still quite interesting."
"The best you can think of it this way." He Mulan didn't like children, but that didn't stop her from treating her two children as adults. Even if she is an adult, she will not take care of it.
"You are familiar with it, you can walk right and left next door. Your horse is taken care of by my younger brother in the backyard. If you want to run a horse, it is best not to run too far. I will go to the market once every three or five days. If you have anything to buy, you can Tell me directly, I will bring you back. "
Before you could leave, He Mulan had stuffed a small bag of pearls, so He Guang was not eating white food. He Mulan was not sure what kind of food and accommodation standards He Guang wanted in his house, so she would follow the best treatment she could get. When his family came to pick him up, how many beads were left, and he would bring them back with his family.
A Danzhuo is a child of A Dan Zhiqi, and naturally cannot be seen as a guest. But she also didn't want to treat the two children differently.
Since You Ke said that her cousin was placed in her house to hone him, she began to "honed" politely.
A Danzhuo is very happy as long as she is beside Mulan. She nodded and smiled. He Guang's character is more gentle, but when he heard that Hua Mulan did not treat them as juniors but treated them as ordinary people, a smile appeared on his face.
He Mulan saw that the two boys were so good at passing, and immediately explained some things that need to be paid attention to in terms of clothing, food, shelter, and transportation. Then he went to the warehouse to pick up two big bags and threw them into the room.
"He Guang, here are your luggage and clothes. Pack it yourself. A Danzhuo, you can't wear my younger brother's clothes. Follow me to get some of my big clothes first."
It was early winter when A Danzhuo set off from his hometown. It is now November, and the weather is much colder. Although A Danzhuo said that she was not afraid of the cold, and she had been pinched for three or nine days when she was at home, she watched him running around in a thin coat and it was cold, so he had to prepare some furs for him.
When A Danzhuo returned to the room where they lived with a few pieces of fur, he saw He Guang sitting still in the room, and when he saw him in, he jumped up like a savior. .
"Brother Adan, you came just right ..." His face flushed, "I have some cramps in the abdomen, and I want to be sick because I want to come. If you have any trouble, you can find me a clean toilet ..."
Seeing him like this, A Danzhuo was also nervous for him. He nodded quickly to applaud. He came yesterday and is more familiar with Hua Mulan's house. He led him to a small toilet room behind Hua Mulan's house and pushed him. He went in.
"That's it. You're convenient. I'll find a toilet for you ..." He pushed it a few times, but saw He Guang's intention to step back, wondering tightly. "He Jiaxiaolangjun, what's wrong with you? Aren't you in a hurry, hurry up ..."
He Guang couldn't bear to see both water and light, but he still shivered and pointed at the toilet room, and said sternly, "This ... where are the wind leaks ..."
This time Adanzhuo is even more strange.
"The toilet room of Aunt Hua's house is already very good. We are all open-air, so we just need to surround it with haystacks. I know you are the son of everybody, but now it is not the time for you to go in. ! "
After speaking, he pushed He Guang hard inside. He had practiced swords and irons since he was young. He didn't know how much strength he had. With this push, He Guang took a few strokes and went into the bathroom. He just came in and was next to the next door. Suddenly there were several hums in the pigsty, and now he was about to cry.
"Brother Adan, this ... why are there pigs next door?"
"Oh, it seems like Chinese New Year is coming. Aunt Hua is bringing back to wait for Chinese New Year's kill. Uncle Hua's family keeps it here." A Dan Zhiqi didn't take it for granted. Whose pigpen was not connected with the toilet room.
He Guang couldn't help it. Now he picked up his shirt and tied it carefully, and stepped on the toilet pit carefully. He didn't dare to look down, but closed his eyes tightly.
It was only halfway convenient, and he suddenly remembered a terrible question, and called out quickly.
"Brother Adan, are you outside? Brother Adan? Brother Adan?"
There was no sound outside, and Adanzhuo wanted to come. He had gone far, and he went to find a toilet.
He squatted in place for a while, only feeling that he didn't know where the wind came from, blowing his cold and his body cold, while regretting that he actually lived in, while gritting his teeth, the default was "the price will be reduced to the people." His eyes were red. Red went on.
Mulan's room.
"Clean toilet?" He Mulan looked at A Danzhuo strangely. "I don't have anything like this."
The first time she saw this kind of thing and knew how to use it, the whole person almost collapsed. Later she used to buy the worst paper in the market.
Until now, she did not dare to let the Hua family know about it. Every time, she used a small bamboo cage to secretly use used toilet paper to find an unoccupied place.
At this time, paper is a rarity. Even the cheapest paper is very sacred, and it carries knowledge and knowledge. Ordinary students do n’t have the money to buy paper. They can only write on the floor with sandboxes. The father learns some characters in the army. The mother of the flower also learns some simple characters because her elder brother taught her how to read, but they rarely use paper. To write, it's more of wood chips or something.
So they treat paper more seriously than ordinary villagers' homes.
She couldn't imagine what the flower family would know if she wiped PP with "sacred paper".
Probably a cerebral infarction ...
A Danzhuo thought that He Mulan said "I don't have that kind of thing" because she didn't have a toilet that she hadn't used, and she had a hard time.
He brought a toilet chip with him, but what He Jialangjun said was, "If you have a job, find me a clean toilet chip." His piece is for his own use, I'm afraid he hated it.
But he and the Hua family are not familiar with each other. At this time, he has to find someone else to ask for a toilet, and he is not good at speaking.
He Mulan saw that he was talking but stopped, and there was a tendon in his head, but he asked him with some faint joy:
"Did He Guang's boy want it?"
A Danzhuo nodded his head like a chicken pecking rice.
"He is a son of a family. We are afraid that our toilet will be useless." He Mulan walked to the cabinet in the house three steps and five steps, opened the cabinet and took out some rough paper.
"Give him this and let him use it first."
"Oh my god! Aunt Hua, this is writing paper!" A Danzhuo took a few steps back in shock. "No way, this is too ... this too ..." He couldn't find the adjective at once, and he was anxious for a moment, "Too ... can't be used! It is going to be poked by someone!"
"Who passed?" He Mulan waved his hand. "You can't let him squat all afternoon in the toilet room, and look for unused toilet chips everywhere? Use it first, don't just go out."
"I ... I ..." A Danzhuo's expression looked as if he was going to take a beautiful woman and wipe his buttocks. Although he had taken the paper that He Mulan had hardened, he didn't move a long time.
"Come on, let's go!" He Mulan hurriedly hurried.
"But Auntie Hua, I still think ..." A Danzhuo looked at the paper in his hand, and couldn't help pinching it to feel its touch. Although it is not a good piece of paper, it is a piece of writing paper ...
"It's a matter of urgency." When He Mulan saw A Danzhuo's appearance, he knew what other people's attitudes were about this incident. "He is a guest and should not be taken carelessly."
After listening to He Mulan's words, A Danzhuo felt a little happy.
The meaning of Auntie Hua is like not treating him as a guest, but treating her as her own.
He was so excited that he did n’t even know when he was holding the paper out of the door. When he got to the door of the toilet room, he looked at the paper in his hand, but he did n’t have the heart to send it in, only shouting into it :
"He Jiaxiaolangjun, how are you doing?"
He Guang had squatted until his legs were weak and his smoked limbs were weak. When he heard A Danzhuo's voice, he cried out like amnesty: "Brother A Dan, all right, the toilet is here." Yet?"
"..." A Danzhuo gritted his teeth and asked tentatively: "You don't have to go to a clean toilet, do you use my success first?"
There was no sound in the bathroom.
The atmosphere was so sad that even A Danzhuo couldn't bear it.
After a while, He Guang's voice came out with his gritted teeth: "Brother Adan, it's really impossible, please trouble me to find a piece of clothing and tore a piece and send it."
A Danzhuo sighed.
This kind of rich man really does not use his countryman's stuff.
He felt a little sad and pitifully sent the paper in, and handed it to He Guang, covering his nose and mouth.
"Here, Aunt Hua told you to use this first."
"Well? Isn't this paper?" He Guang took the thick paper, glanced at it, and looked at A Danzhuo in front of him. "Brother A Dan, can you ..."
He made a turning pose.
Ah Danzhuo made two sounds and turned away suddenly.
He Guang ended conveniently and was about to get up, but started to talk to himself with a bitter smile.
"It seems that you are also here with General Hua, but my blessing ..."
"Brother Adan, it's time to bother you again ..." He whispered softly to Adanzhuo facing away from his back.
A Danzhuo turned back inexplicably and looked at him doubtfully.
"Please help me up ..." He blushed.
"My leg is numb ..."
This is the first day!
This is actually the first day!
He Guang listened to the pig humming next door, and then looked at A Danzhuo who was lifting his pants for himself.
Grandma wow, can I really go back alive?
The author has something to say: Well, toilet chips are quite ergonomic. It is a small piece of bamboo in the shape of a hexagon, which can be reused after washing and washing. This is still used by knowledgeable people, ordinary villagers are grass and tile stones ...
Comes with an ergonomic toilet.
small theater:
A few days later, the younger brother of the flower family asked her sister a little embarrassed.
Hua Mu Tuo: Sister, does the new boy ... use toilet paper?
He Mulan: ... (nodded guilty).
Hua Mu Tuo: (Distressed) These wealthy sons of Han people are simply making evil! (One thousand and five hundred words are omitted here.)
He Mulan: (silently crossed) He Guang, I'm sorry.