Chapter 13: I like dogs
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Multiverse’s End (Multiverse's End)
- Mocking Phoenix
- 1755 characters
- 2021-04-11 05:07:44
IRS!
The full name is InternalRevenueService, the Internal Revenue Service of the US Empire, and it belongs to the Ministry of Finance.
部门 This department is very beef fork, very beef fork!
As we all know, there are three things on earth that you absolutely cannot do, that is to ban alcohol in fighting nations, to poison drugs in Huaxia, and to evade taxes in the United States.
There is a saying from Emperor Amami: Only death and taxes in the world are eternal!
大 At Great American Empire, no matter whether it is illegal income or legal income, even if it is mixed, you have to pay IRS tax.
IRS: No matter what you do, I don't lose a penny!
Yep, that's how they hang!
The IRS is ubiquitous in the Great Emperor. It is known as 'the most horrible government department in the United States.' The deterrent power far exceeds the Ministry of Defense and the CIA. FBI, CIA, DEA and so on are brothers before them.
起源 The origin of IRS goes back to the period of the American Civil War. At that time, the North and the South fought impassably, and the military expenditure was once very tight. As soon as President Lincoln couldn't do anything about how to fight without money, he immediately asked the tax department to work overtime to collect more taxes to subsidize military use.
The tax department was forced to collect taxes, but was driven away with a gun and pointing at his head. Therefore, under the authorization of Lincoln, IRS should be the second broadcast body of middle school students in the country ... Well, it was born at the call of the times .
The IRS has the right to tax in the armed forces. In the face of uncooperatives who are violent and resistant to taxes, they said hehe, you have a great gun, and I still have a gun!
成功 Tax collection was successful, and Lincoln received a large amount of military expenditure and won the final victory of the war.
So, do you think the Civil War was won because a large number of slaves supplemented the army?
Lincoln was assassinated because the Southern slave owners were unwilling to fail? Is it caused by class interests and political contradictions?
Hehe, you are too young!
之后 Since then, IRS has developed a good tax collection style. If you can do it, you will never be BB. If you don't agree, you will shoot. Of the 110,000 staff, 40,000 are armed forces, well-equipped, and capable of combating the Army's Mountain Division.
In the United States, the largest armed group is the United States Army, the second is the Coast Guard, and the third is the IRS. In the film and television works of the United States, the FBI is often used as a negative teaching material to support the background board of the male lead, but no film dares to laugh at the IRS, which is their deterrent.
Holding the convenience note given by the cross of the former IRS member, Russell knocked US $ 2,000 by the way, and was on the road with confidence. The cross blows Mr. Smith's pressure so high. The proper boss is undoubtedly not far behind, even if it is not as powerful as the cross.
As a result, Russell rented a Ford F-150 in the used car market and headed for the next state. Because Mr. Smith's phone was turned off, Russell had to go straight on the road to prevent unnecessary misunderstandings. The cross wrote a letter and attached a threaded bullet, which was a secret sign between the two middle-aged men.
Uh ...
先生 Mr. Smith lived a little distance from the city, and Russell drove southwest and spent a day on the highway before reaching his destination at night.
Even if he has proficient driving skills, he can't offset the poor performance of used Ford. For a long time without maintenance, Ford's tire grip is very poor.
There is a lot of car rental market in Dameidi. Russell found a leasing company with a gray touch, saying it was for rent but it was actually sold directly. Regardless of the identity of the renter, the buyer will not seek complicated procedures, pay by hand, and deliver by hand. There is no nonsense.
Almost all of these second-hand cars that were sold cheaply have unknown origins, and they have changed hands many times. The true source cannot be examined. For example, this Ford under Russell's butt, if the car is a man's lover, it is already an experienced bus.
Halfway along, Russell met the police who was on the road in surprise, relying on the driver ’s license obtained from the boy and the yellow face of a model in the eyes of Europeans and Americans. He easily passed the pass.
先生 Mr. Smith lived in a little remote place. Russell was only found under the guidance of a group of kind-hearted little punks. The little puppets were good-hearted, gave no directions, and cried and gave Russell the change in his pocket.
Russell, who was upright, flatly refused. When the jumbles saw that he was unwilling, he burst into tears on the spot, but Russell had to accept it.
敲 It's not a wise choice to knock on the killer's home in the middle of the night. The other party is likely to stay up late and the code will be interrupted, resulting in failure to update in time. The consequences are very serious.
Russell originally planned to find a point. The next day he ordered a fruit to come to the door. The cross gave him $ 2,000 and asked him to buy some gifts. Russell thought that the old beauty was too tacky, and it was enough to buy some fruits. The courtesy was light and affectionate, and he was going to send the old friend of the cross a sincere greeting.
Mr. Ford traveled to Mr. Smith's residence, an abandoned building located in the suburbs. Brick walls can be seen everywhere on the mottled walls. It is estimated that only homeless people will live here.
Russell found that the situation was a bit wrong, not to say that the sanitary environment was poor. Since Mr. Smith is a killer, he must be cautious in his personality, and there is nothing wrong with living in the inaccessible suburbs.
But what the is a dozen black Buick business in the top ten buildings, Mr. Smith is having an underwear party?
Lingerie parties are impossible. A few guys in suits and ties stay outside the building. They also wear sunglasses at night. They are either blind or sell insurance. Considering that they have no guide dog, they are more likely to sell insurance!
Obviously, Mr. Smith is not in a good situation, he is blocked by someone.
A few suits and ties also found sneaky Ford. Two of them approached Russell, and the rest put their hands in their suits, and they all carried guns.
Huh! Huh! Uh ...
Continuous gunfire erupted from the building, Russell cursed, and stepped on the accelerator to leave. Seeing this, the two suits and neckties did not choose to pursue and returned to their respective positions.
Russell did not leave. He made a circle and stopped Ford in the shadow of the big tree. The gunfire upstairs continued, from the beginning of the gunfire to the current intermittent, if it is not the enemy is whip the body, it means that Smith has just staged a massacre.
Several suits and ties no longer kept the door, and drew out a pistol directly from his arms and rushed in, followed by the gunfire.
Russell didn't rush to help him. He counted the number of business Buicks. If they were full, the number of enemies would be quite horrible. He didn't want to kill a stranger who had never met him.
The sound of gunfire in the building became dense again, as if it was a pause after the climax, and the gunfire stopped instantly.
Two figures ran out of the building, a man and a woman. The man was wearing a black leather windbreaker, while the woman was tightly wrapped. The looks of the two were unclear at night.
When the two ran into the alley next to him, more than twenty gun-tie suits and ties ran out of the building, yelling at the first short man, and ran into the alley.
Russell touched his chin, maybe ... he could come back to kill.
The man who ran away was Smith, a man with a cold and mysterious appearance. No one knew his past, but he had a ‘I have a story’ face.
这两 Smith was very heartbroken these two days. He was accidentally embroiled in a conspiracy because of a moment of softness.
He is not a kind-hearted person ~ EbookFREE.me ~ nor did he have the idea of becoming a hero, but when he saw a pregnant woman in August who was hunted by a group of gunmen, he instinctively extended a helping hand .
孕妇 During a chaotic gun battle, the pregnant woman was frightened and gave birth in advance. She could not escape herself, leaving only her newborn baby.
Smith originally thought that the incident would end with the death of a woman, and he had no intention to continue blending, but then he discovered that the target of the other party was not a woman, but a newborn baby. Unbearable to abandon the baby to die, he once again extended a helping hand and found his for help.
The newborn needs breast milk. Smith does not have that function, but her prostitute Quintana does. The unlucky prostitute is dragged into the water and brought back to the suburban residence together.
Next came the enemy's door. Smith dominated the field's pretending scene. With precise marksmanship, he fought against 50 gunmen on his own, and killed the siege with a and a baby.
I was hiding in the dark alley. Smith thought he would throw off the enemy. He would have thought that the short leader had been prepared and ran over with a hound.
The ferocious dog bark echoed in the alley, accompanied by the rapid footsteps, and in the gloomy alley, it gave people a sense of suffocation and depression.
"Kill the dog, kill the dog!" Quintana said in a low voice. They couldn't escape the hunt without killing the dog.
Smith refused without thinking, "No, I like dogs."
Quintana was stunned. I don't care if you love dogs, but dogs don't know it!
【Bash Street Diary】
The editor told me, do n’t stay up late and take care of your body. In this case, when I hit the street, I can at least work on floor tiles.