Chapter 600: I'mBatman

"Boss, I have a dream."
"No, you don't!"
Russell froze, although he didn't know what the Deadpool's dream was, he must be preparing some moths, which must be strangled in the cradle.
"No, I have it!" Deadpool insisted.
"you have not!"
Russell bit his voice heavily, stared at Deadpool, and then said, "Don't talk to me about dreams, nothing will yield to reality, and reality is that I am the boss, and I have the final say."
"But I was originally a virtual comic character ..."
不 "No, you are different from others. You can break the fourth wall, communicate with the audience, and even threaten the comic editor with a knife to change the script."
Deadpool blinked: "But I can break the fourth wall, which is also the meaning of the editor. I remember his name is Rob Lifield, a sand sculpture cartoonist who can't draw leg proportions well."
Russell: "..."
资格 What qualifications do you have to say that others are sand sculptures?
Seeing Russell not talking, Deadpool rubbed his hands and stepped forward: "Boss, this dream is really important to me. I am here to realize it."
"Speak out and listen." Russell had a clever move. If Deadpool's dream does not conflict with traveling across the world, helping him might help him work harder.
The deadpool shook his fist, looking up at the chandelier at forty-five degrees, solemnly saying, "I want to form a superhero squad!"
Russell: "..."
"Boss, what do you think of this dream?"
"not so good."
"Why?"
"I've seen [Deadpool] 2, Agent X you formed ... The sand sculpture agent team was completely wiped out, and even Brad Pitt's big cheek gang could not be covered."
Shockbuster shrugged: "This is a plot need, and the big cheek is just a guest appearance. He can come because of an unspeakable deal with the director."
Russell: "..."
"Boss, you look at the Easter eggs very carefully, but you must not find that [Deadpool] 2 also has Matt Damon's friendship guest guest ... wait, tell me the truth, you should n’t see it as pirated. ? "
"..."
Negotiating the plot with a plot character is really annoying. What's more annoying is that you still can't say him!
Russell sighed: "Wade, don't start the conversation, go on, what does your coming to this world have to do with your dream?"
"After my careful consideration, I found that the reason why Agent X failed was that the members were too weak. If they were all Wolverines, Storm Girls, and Laser Eyes, the results would definitely be different, so I will recruit powerful partners to join team."
Speaking of this, the deadpool added: "But not everyone can do it. Strength is only one aspect, and I have to look at it."
所以 "So you came to Spider-Man and wanted to pull him in." Russell generally felt he understood.
"Yes, that's it, I love Parker!" When referring to Spider-Man, Deadpool's face was shy.
Unlucky Peter Parker, you can get worse!
Russell said silently: "You think too much, this Spider-Man is not a word, you two can't get along. Moreover, his sense of responsibility as a good neighbor of the New Yorker will not allow him to follow you to other world waves."
"I know!"
"You know that you dare to be whimsical, it is better to go to the world of the extraordinary Spider-Man, the Garfield version of Spider-Man may like your broken mouth." Russell remembered that there is a villain in the extraordinary Spider-Man, his ability is very suitable for himself.
"Don't, that Parker is so handsome, I don't like him!" Deadpool refused decisively: "Also I'm not whimsical. In order to correct Parker who wasn't talkative, I brought the venom here and copied my personality. Peter will ... "
Russell finalized: "It will definitely become a super villain!"
"Boss, I think you are targeting me."
"Yes, that's right!"
The death guard was furious and opened his eyes when he opened his eyes. Suddenly, he thought of something and started to circle around Russell, his mouth still vocal.
Russell was uncomfortable with his strange eyes: "What's wrong?"
"I decided, starting today, we are brothers."
"..."
Russell held his forehead, he was already thinking enough to jump, but even so, he could not keep up with the rhythm of Deadpool. There is no logic at all, I can't think of what Deadpool will do next second.
"Russell, since you don't object, then we are brothers. Now brothers, I want to form a superhero squad, you should help me and take the initiative to be my team member."
"I reject!"
"Why?"
"Agent X sounds too sandy."
没 "It's okay, change the name now, how about the bomber team?"
"not good."
"Why, we will be the best combination! Don't you think you are hot enough to deserve this name?"
"No, it's because you don't deserve this name. The lead is too short to be a bomb."
"FCUK!"
In the end, Russell joined the so-called Agent X team. Currently, in addition to the captain's deadpool, he has only one player.
He is a sand sculpture, but willing to take him through other worlds for Deadpool, he can only choose to wrong him.
"Look, Russell, as a superhero intern, I have some experience to pass on to you." Deadpool patted Russell's shoulder, looking like a person over here: "First of all, you have to have your own uniform, and you have to There is a nickname for sand sculptures. "
On the uniform, Russell can only think of his black robe, and groaned for a moment: "If it is a nickname, I have one that I like better."
"tell me the story."
Russell lowered his voice: "I \ 'mBatman!"
I have a relationship with Superwoman and claim to be Batman okay.
"..."
The deadpool was silent for three seconds, and he put an X on his chest with his hands: "No, DC will sue us for infringement. We can't win the lawsuit, and we can't afford the money."
Russell was speechless: "This ... it really makes sense."
所以 "So, do you have any other nicknames? For example, Deadpool brother, Deadpool iron powder, Deadpool licking a dog or something!"
"Then I will be the death knell."
"No, the death knell is also DC!" Deadpool scratched his head frantically: "Dude, are you targeting me? Why do you want to mention my cousin?"
Deathstroke, the super villain of the DC world, formerly known as Slade Wilson, and Deadpool's name was Wade Wilson.
Apart from their names, the two are also very similar in shape. Not only that, their weapons are both double-blades, but they are also of mercenary origin. They are good at fighting.
Deadpool has said that he has a cousin named Slade, and death knell also said that he has a half-brother named Wade, which is a tribute to Marvel and DC.
But in the history of comics, the death knell appeared eleven years earlier than Deadpool.
Yeah, the death knell is the prototype of Deadpool, and Russell said it purely to disgus him.
"Wade, I didn't mean to disgusted you intentionally, or I felt that my weapon was very similar to the death knell. Although I'm similar to you, I can't rob the deadpool nickname, after all, we are brothers."
"Come on, my good brother, you are just disgusting me."
The deadpool dismissed Lengheng: "But you don't agree with the death knell. My cousin is 1.93 meters, and you ... haha, don't think I can't see it, you don't even take 1 meter 8 off your shoes."
"His!"
Russell took a sigh of coolness, and said in a furious voice: "I have 7 meters for 1 meter, rounding is 1 meter for 8".
"Ha ha!"
"Don't learn pig calling, there is a difference between reality and comics, just like your [Deadpool] 2, the cable is 1 meter 79 in the movie, he exceeds 2 meters in the comics, and you also vomited this slot specifically."
"What's the matter, in the reunion, he is the tyrant !!"
"It's nothing more than killing tyrants. I can kill one with one punch. You may not be able to say it. I singled out more than two hundred tyrants at once and killed them all with a single finger."
"Wow, then I can make a thousand!"
"I can make 10,000!"
"I'll be a million!"
"..."
Unconsciously, the two heads were angry, and they were together. After returning to God, Russell took a few steps back and coughed to hide his embarrassment.
The death servant was so proud of himself that Russell couldn't compare with him in terms of shame. And he wasn't afraid of it. The scene was just a small scene. He didn't care about his mouth.
听 "Listen ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Russell, any nickname is fine, it's not a death knell."
"Hum, you, a pirated copy of the death knell!" Russell runs.
Strangling the waiter's face became so angry: "Again, I'm not pirated. How can comics be called pirated? That's a tribute!"
"Plagiarism! Piracy!"
"Whatever you say, my cousin was only born a few years earlier than me, but then ... cousin's popularity is too bad. I have two independent movies, he has nothing." Speaking of which, Deadpool again Began proud.
Yes, he was only born a few years later. For comics, anyone who is popular is the prototype!
Russell could not see such an arrogant villain, refuting: "Yes, there are guest TV shows in the death knell, and he is still making eggs in the Justice League. He will play against Batman in the future."
"Hahaha, what about it, I am a superhero, he is a villain!"
"Yes, yes, you are a superhero, in the DC studio next door, you still have a green superhero movie! Then again, why [Justice League] you didn't show up?" Russell asked himself, and suddenly realized: "Oh, By the way, I remember, because you are a street fighter, a box office poison! "
Deadpool:"……"
Damn Canadians! Damn Green Lantern!
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