Chapter 1: Is this group of teasings a god?

Jiangnan University, in front of the female dormitory.
"We break up." Wang Ting's tone is cold, without a trace of affection.
Lin Hai, who was opposite, was so aggressive that he had a smile for a long time.
"Tingting, don't make trouble."
"Who is having trouble with you, tell you the truth, with you, I just want to find a long-term meal ticket, but what about you? Hey, even when a meal ticket is unqualified, I was really blind." !"
"Tingting, this joke is not funny at all, I..."
"Enough!" Lin Hai’s words were interrupted by Wang Ting’s sharp voice.
"I will not waste my youth in a poor boy in the countryside."
"Don't bother me anymore!"
Looking at the figure that Wang Ting turned and left, Lin Hai’s heart broke.
Back to the dormitory, a few roommates are leaving their lol.
Lin Hai was lying on the bed, his eyes were ignorant, and he looked at the ceiling in a daze.
"Hey!"
The voice of WeChat.
Lin Hai took a look at the phone.
WeChat detected a new version, is it updated?
Update!
Lin Hai was weak and confirmed.
"Ok?"
Just after the update, the news noticed that a person named Taishang Laojun invited Lin Hai to join the Tiantian trading group.
Also invited, there are Taibai Jinxing, Erlang God, Leigong, Dianmu, Donghai Longwang, Tiezhu Li, Giant Spirit God, Jiu Tian Xuan Nu, Yu, Tota Tianwang...
The characters in the mythical story have everything.
Lin Hai couldn't help but smile, how come this group of teasing, the mythical drama has seen more.
Just ready to quit, someone in the group spoke.
Erlang God: Who is the owner, send a red envelope first, do not send me to put a dog bite. (There is a smirk expression behind)
Roaring Canine: Wang Wang!
Night tour god: I don’t make up for it first, wait for the red envelope (the expression of a drooling behind)
Taishang Laojun: I am a group owner, but this is a trading group, not a red envelope group, I want a red envelope, please @财神.
God of Wealth: Turn off my ass, who is the group who sent. (There is a white-eyed expression behind)
Red babe: @财神, don't ink, hurry, or spit fire to burn your beard.
Too white gold star: Yes, hurry up @财神
Sun Wukong: Older children, fast hair, fast hair, can't fight! @财神
Taishang Laojun: I agree with the God of Wealth, please call 1
Erlang God: 1
Electric mother: 1
Lei Gong: 1
嫦娥:1
Magic Li Qing: 1
......
The group was instantly swiped.
Lin Hai is speechless, really a group of boring guys.
God of Wealth: Don't brush it, can't I send it back, a group of monks (later followed by an annoyed expression)
"Hey!"
Suddenly, a big red envelope appeared on the screen of the phone.
Lin Hai poked down.
"You have received the red envelope of the God of Wealth."
1 merit point?
Gongde point? what? Lin Hai is a bit aggressive.
Click on the wallet and see that there is a "competence" in it. The balance below is 1.
It must be a game prop, which is estimated to be a new feature after WeChat update.
Lin Hai can only understand this.
At this time, the group fry again.
Month old: relying on, 0.1 merit points, can you be more stingy @财神
Nine-day mysterious woman: I am the best, only 1.1, Xiaoqi Gui @财神
Giant Spirit: @财神,小气鬼+1
Erlang God: @财神,小气鬼+2
Feng Bo: @财神,小气鬼+3
......
Shouxing: @财神,小气鬼+10086
God of Wealth: You are a stingy, your whole family is a stingy, hehe...
Group news: Wealth and sorrow, vomiting blood, and the road is reduced by 10 years!
Erlang God: Haha, not only shots, but also a small amount of gas @财神
Dragon King of the East China Sea: That is, this blood has not spit, and I have reddened my East China Sea. I will send a private bag to me, or tell you to pollute the environment (behind a gloating expression).
Raytheon: @财神, stupid, will there be more red packets? (After following a contemptuous expression)
Where: @财神, silly +1
Jade face fox: @财神, 傻逼+2
......
The guys in the group suddenly became a schadenfreak and arranged in a formation.
"Haha, it's very interesting."
The feeling of Lin Hai’s loss is a lot easier under the influence of this funny group.
Taishang Laojun: Well, go back to business, build this group, in order to facilitate everyone to trade all kinds of goods, exercises and genius treasures, everyone has something new, can be sold out, I will take the lead.
Taishang Laojun quickly interrupted the teasing ratio. Otherwise, the of wealth was afraid to vomit blood again.
Taishang Laojun: Jiuyi Jindan 1 piece, effect: After taking it, increase the number of roads for 10 years.
Erlang God: 50 merit points!
Sun Wukong: 100 merit points!
Too white gold star: 150!
Sun Wukong: @太白金星,老倌, is it better than the old grandson? I will go to your home to find you!
Taibai Jinxing: Ah, Dasheng, I dare not dare, I still have things, I will go down first.
"Haha, this Sun Wukong, the character imitated quite like." Lin Hai took a mobile phone to watch the lively.
Taishang Laojun: @孙悟空, you monkey head, don't mess!
Erlang God: 200!
Sun Wukong: 300!
Erlang God: 400!
Sun Wukong: 500!
Erlang God: 600!
......
The two of them were more energetic, and the rest of the group did not jump out again.
God of Wealth: 1000!
Suddenly, a dark horse came out.
Erlang God: By, your uncle! @财神
Sun Wukong: You old lady, is it itchy, and wants to vomit blood @财神
嫦娥: @财神, wow, local tyrant! I want to have a monkey for you (there are three shy expressions behind)
Sun Wukong: @嫦娥, the monkey has to find the old grandson, and I will see it under the peach tree (there are three hooked expressions behind)
Electric mother: local tyrant, 俺 is a cute girl, will warm the bed, seeking to support @财神 (the following three drooling expressions)
Lei Gong: @电母,阿电, I am sad (there is a crying expression behind)
"Mad, it is a big loss." The God of Wealth ignores these teasings and trades directly with Laojun, and leaves.
He has to pay close attention to the road that has just vomited blood loss.
Next, this group of teasing began to sell things.
What is the dog food of the roaring dog, the private diary of the mother-in-law, the history of the love of Tang Sanzang, the story that the seven men and a woman had to say (eight immortals), all kinds of unreliable, making the group smoldering.
In particular, the Pig Eight Rings, even the small Nene, who was replaced yesterday, was auctioned, and it is said that he has already run on the road to escape.
I laughed and laughed, and I had been busy for a night, and the group was quiet.
Lin Hai’s mood is much better. It seems that there is such a group. It seems very happy.
"Hey!"
Yutu requested to add you as a friend.
by!
Lin Hai still has a good impression on the people in this group.
"Da Xian, "Yue Gong Xian Yin", do you want, as long as 10 merit points." Just passed, the news of the jade rabbit came over.
"I only have one merit, or I just grab it."
"Complete!"
I am grass!
Yutu promised so happy, and suddenly let Lin Hai feel a sense of being fooled.
Received the manuscript of "Yuegong Xianyin" × 1, please check it in the wallet - Qiankun bag.
Open the Qiankun bag, the interface is a row of small square lattice.
In the upper left corner of the grid, there is a book with a light blue cover.
"Yuegong Xianyin" manuscript: the singer of the moon palace fairy singer when the jade rabbit is boring.
Is it extracted?
extract!
"Extra big news, big news!"
The threshold of the dormitory was pushed open, and the fat man Wang Peng rushed in.
"The school flower of our school, Liu Xinyue of the music department, is singing in the candy bar!"
"My grass, really fake!"
"Impossible, Liu Xinyue is so pure, how can I go to the bar?"
"Xinyue is my goddess in my dreams. Did she fall into the trap?"
School flowers are always the most concerned by the boys. When they mentioned Liu Xinyue, a few guys in the dormitory suddenly put down the great career of lol and talked about it.
If ever, Lin Hai must have joined.
But now, Lin Hai can't say a word.
He is caught in a huge shock!
Looking at the "Yue Gong Xian Yin" appearing in his hand, Lin Hai’s heart turned over the river.
哆里哆嗦's open Tianting chat group, Lin Hai from beginning to end, and again looked at these funny names in the group.
Then, a very absurd thought, even the thoughts that he could not believe came out.
"Is this group of teasings really not the gods of heaven?"