Chapter 346: Buddha swearing

Chapter 346, Buddha's swearing
Taishang Laojun: Free refining? You actually let me refine without compensation? Who gave you the courage to make me refining freely!
Lin Hai saw it, he got it.
Lin Hai is now also seeing it. Tai Shang Laojun cares very much about this bad review.
In this case, the initiative is on his own side, and Lin Hai simply ignores him.
Sure enough, after a while, see Lin Hai did not respond for a long time, too old Laojun overwhelmed.
Taishang Laojun: Speaking?
Little confused fairy: help me refine without compensation, otherwise there is nothing to say.
Too Laojun: You and you are behind you with an angry expression.
Lin Hai saw it, and my heart was more proud. It was really cool to watch Taijun’s eating.
Little confused fairy: What are you, you can't refine, give you a quick sentence!
After a long time, Taishang Laojun only returned.
Too Laojun: Counting you, I will give you a free refining, no third, now I will change it to me.
Lin Haiyi, he really only thought about two requirements, but looking at Taijun Laojun said, Lin Hai suddenly changed his mind.
Xiao confused Tu: Who told you that there is no third, now tell you the third request.
Too Laojun: You, you, you are too much!
Lin Hai burst into laughter, thinking that Laojun is now awkward.
But what is the third requirement?
Lin Hai frowned and thought for a long time, suddenly his eyes lit up.
"With!"
Little confused fairy: The third requirement, what micro store you are, send me a free one.
Taishang Laojun: Impossible, this is absolutely impossible, even if this bad review does not change, it is impossible!
"Amount" Lin Hai looked at the information that Taishang Laojun almost returned, and suddenly it was a bit bleak.
For a long time, Lin Hai was disdainful and grinned.
"Nima, it’s a simple, broken square that can’t be ruined, as for?"
However, Lin Hai also saw it. Taishang Laojun really looked at this Tianting micro-shop with no technical content.
In this way, Lin Hai really did not dare to go too far.
However, Lin Hai now has an idea in his heart, and he is not willing to give up.
Little confused fairy: This way, give me three days for free, three days, no!
Too Laojun: No, one day will not work!
"Rely, why is it so unreasonable!" Lin Hai was depressed.
Frowning and thinking, Lin Hai sent another message in the past.
Little confused fairy: I use it for free for three days, it is only good for you.
Small confused fairy: First, even if you don't use it for me, no one sells things in the micro store, and wastes the second. If I use it for three days for free, I will make a big profit, then I am definitely not willing to give up this. The opportunity to make a big profit, the fourth day will definitely pay you to rent a micro store, you say?
Lin Hai saw that Taishang Laojun did not answer, and it was estimated that he was thinking, so he continued.
Little confused fairy: Everything needs to take the lead. If I don't rent your micro store for the first time, maybe there will never be anyone, but if I take the lead, maybe the people behind can see that I earned, and I will rent it after the first fight. .
Small confused fairy: 10,000 steps back, even after three days I don't rent, you have no loss, do you say this is the reason?
Lin Hai feels like he is telling a child a reason, and he doesn't know if the old prince of the ancestors can listen to it.
After a while, the information of Taishang Laojun came back.
Taishang Laojun: What you said seems to make sense.
"Ha ha ha!" Lin Hai was happy to make a snap, it seems that there is a play.
Small confused fairy: This is what it is, how about, answer?
Too Laojun: Ok, I promise you!
"Yeah!" Lin Hai felt a burst of excitement.
Taishang Laojun: You first changed the bad review for me.
Little confused immortal: No, you give me the healing holy medicine first, then I will give you a bad review. After the change, you will fulfill the other two requirements. How do you see it?
Since the matter has become, Lin Hai does not dare to be too excessive. If one is too old, the old man will be forced to repent, so it will not be worth the loss.
Taishang Laojun: Yes, but alchemy takes a little time, you wait for my news.
Little confused fairy: No problem, I am waiting for you!
Lin Hai finished the message, and couldn’t tell the comfort.
"Which ancestors, but this is not the case, it is not a group of brothers to play." Lin Hai thought that he and Taishang Laojun in the confrontation, can take the initiative, could not help but feel complacent.
Xitian Leiyin Temple.
"Ha ha ha ha" Bai Hu Baishou Taishang Laojun, laughing with a beard.
"Interesting, interesting, how many years have not encountered such a fun child." Taishang Laojun gave the Buddha a look at the chat record in the phone and Lin Hai, laughing with a beard.
Buddha’s face shook his head with a smile.

Daozu really has a leisurely and elegant style, and actually took the time to tease a junior.

"Hey, life is endless, who makes our lives too boring." Taishang Laojun is hard to come by, showing a trace of loneliness.
"But" the face of Laojunjun suddenly became dignified.
"This junior is actually in the mortal world, and it is still a mortal, but he can communicate with the people in heaven. Are you blaming it?"
If the Buddha heard this, the signature smile on his face also converges.

It’s really weird!

"What do you say about this?" Taishang Laojun frowned, whispered, and did not know whether he was talking to himself or asking Buddha.
"Where there is a cause, there must be fruit, there must be a cause, a causal cycle, and it has its own truth." If Buddha came to the head, he calmly said.
Taishang Laojun gave him a direct look.
"There is no one else, can you not install it?"
"Crap, I don't know what's going on, don't you know what's going on? Just say that Buddha directly gave Laojun a blank eye and said awkwardly."
"Ha ha ha ha" too old, suddenly patted his thigh and laughed.
"Oh my God, if you let your Buddha and Buddha see it, the Buddhas they admire will be rude. Do you say they will be messy on the spot and doubt life?"
"Whoever swears, please don't talk about it, Amitabha!"
As soon as the Buddha came back, he resumed the signature smile, and changed his face so that the old man was stunned.
"Yes, there is yours." Taishang Laojun gave a thumbs up to the Buddha.
If Buddha comes, he is smiling, slightly dagger, and looks majestic and kind.
"Okay, OK, reloading is not interesting." Taijun Laojun looked like Buddha to come to the air.
"Really, you said that through this junior, can we reopen the channel of the Three Realms?"
As for the seriousness of the matter, nodded.
"You forgot what we discussed before. The three-way channel has actually been opened, but the specific location is simply undetectable. The old man, this hope will fall on this young man."
"Yes, I think so too." Taishang Laojun nodded in deep thought.
"Hey!" Taishang Laojun suddenly shot his thigh.
"I have forgotten that I have to give him a healing medicine for mortals. If someone hangs, it will be broken."
"The healing medicine used by mortals? This is not easy." Buddha said with a smile.
"It's simple." Taijun Laojun also laughed.
Then, stick your fingers and point your finger at the ground.
Suddenly, a small piece of mud flew into the palm of Taishang Laojun.
"Hey!" Taishang Laojun spit directly on the mud, and then slammed it into a sphere.
"It is!"
"You are disgusting?" If Buddha’s face was disgusted, he looked at Laojun’s eyes.
"Disgusting? The earth under the Buddha's seat and the saliva of the Taoist ancestors and the mud that were formed, even if the Jade Emperor, is estimated to be rushing?"
Taishang Laojun said, took out his mobile phone and sent it to Lin Hai.
"Junior, give you a big make-up."