Vol 3 Chapter 3747: The West is really poor!

At this time, the bald bird on the dry vine also saw Lin Hai and Sun Wukong.
Excited, he fell straight from the tree.
Pfft! The bald bird turned its head down and fell directly into the yellow sand.
Only two legs were left exposed, one kick and one kick, struggling tenaciously.
What the hell! What's up with this Nima?
Lin Hai and Sun Wukong looked at each other and both saw each other's daze.
In the end, two people grabbed one leg of the bald bird and pulled it out of the yellow sand.
As soon as the bald bird came out, it cried on the spot.
"His grandmother has a leg, how many years have passed, it can be considered that he has seen a living person!"
The bald bird spit out human words and wailed miserably, but no tears flowed.
Looking at Lin Hai, he was stunned.
"Hey, it's almost there."
"There are no tears, you are crying wool!"
The bald bird gave Lin Hai a shocked look, and then sprayed it out.
"Why are you trying to stay in this ghost place for tens of thousands of years?"
"The moisture in the whole body has already dried up!"
"If you can cry, I will call you Daddy!"
"Don't, don't!"
Chen Feng almost fell to the ground, and hurriedly covered the bald bird's mouth.
It's enough for him to call himself Dad! unnecessary! "Tell me, who are you!"
Lin Hai asked the bald bird.
"I?"
"Kong Xuan!"
The bald bird said angrily.
Lin Hai was stunned for a moment, then went up to give it a kick, and said angrily.
"Damn, can you speak well!"
"Who is Kong Xuan?
Is that the first peacock in the world? "
"The peacock opens, you know?
That is beautiful! "
"Look at you again, tsk tsk tsk~" Lin Hai shook his head with a look of disgust.
Even if he is so bald, how dare he pretend to be Kong Xuan?
When the brother is blind?
When the bald bird heard it, he cried on the spot! Even because of extreme grievances, he just burst out with unprecedented potential, and squeezed out two tears in his shriveled body.
"What's wrong with me, what's wrong with me!"
"You think Lao Tzu is willing to do this!"
"I am Kong Xuan, it is Kong Xuan!"
Lin Hai looked at the bald bird up and down, then stepped back and whispered towards Sun Wukong.
"Brother Monkey, this bald bird is not a good bird at first sight."
"I just said that the water in my body is dry, and I can't shed tears."
"Look, didn't this flow out?"
"Otherwise, kill it!"
puff! When the bald bird heard this, he almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
You are not a good bird! Lao Tzu is really Kong Xuan! Sun Wukong glanced at the bald bird suspiciously, and moved towards Lin Haidao.
"Second brother, don't be in a hurry, my grandson has a keen eye to check it out."
Saying that, a golden light flashed in Sun Wukong's eyes, his pupils shrank slightly, and he looked at Kong Xuan.
In an instant, in the eyes of Sun Wukong, a colorful glow appeared on the top of the bald bird's head.
A huge peacock phantom, suspended above the head of the bald bird, is majestic and sacred, it is called a beauty.
"Second brother, this bald bird is indeed a peacock!"
Sun Wukong said in shock.
is it?
Lin Hai was shocked all of a sudden, of course he believed what Sun Wukong said.
It's just that the bald bird in front of him had a huge impact on Lin Hai.
There is nothing he can do to associate it with the peacock.
"Forget it, I'll let Yuan Feng come out, and you'll know the truth at a glance!"
hum! After Lin Hai finished speaking, he released Yuan Feng with a thought.
"Master, have you found my clone yet?"
As soon as Yuan Feng came out, he asked excitedly.
However, halfway through the words, it stopped abruptly.
Afterwards, the two eyes were instantly rounded, and they looked at the bald bird with an incredible look.
Immediately afterwards, Yuan Feng's delicate body trembled violently.
"Yuanfeng, are you alright?"
"The bald bird said it was Kong Xuan."
"Look, is it true?"
Yuan Feng's pretty face turned black all of a sudden, then turned from black to purple, and then turned black again.
Silver teeth are about to shatter.
"Kill it, this clone, I don't want him!"
Yuan Feng suddenly screamed, hysterical, with boundless anger and despair.
Think of my Yuanfeng, how graceful and luxurious, how elegant and beautiful.
In the Three Realms, apart from Empress Nuwa, who would dare to say that she could compare to me Yuanfeng in terms of appearance?
People also love beauty very much, right?
But look at this avatar again... hemp, it's ugly, you can't have it! However, Lin Hai was shocked and couldn't believe it.
Damn, is it really Yuan Feng's clone?
In other words, this bald bird is really Kong Xuan! Lin Hai looked at Kong Xuan with a face full of tears and laughter, not knowing what to say.
This is completely irrelevant to the legendary Kong Xuan! "Dude, how did you do it?"
"Anyway, I'm following a saint, why are you bald?"
When Kong Xuan heard this, he beat his chest in remorse and cried even more.
"I was tricked by him!"
"Zundi's comparison with the old pit does not mean that Lao Tzu has a relationship with the West."
"I believed his nonsense and came to the West with him."
"Later, he told me that the West was barren and the conditions were a little tougher, and we had to learn to overcome it."
"I thought to myself, after all, I also have a quasi-sage cultivation base, and it's hard to be a woolen man!"
"But who knows, it would be so hard for him!"
"The aura is so thin that it's outrageous, and it doesn't even have any moisture."
"After tens of thousands of years, not only has I turned into a mummified corpse, but even his beautiful feathers have all fallen off."
"As a result, it has become the ghost it is now!"
"It really me off!"
Kong Xuandun beat his chest with his feet, and the cry was a miserable one.
Lin Hai was beside him, and he felt a chill down his spine.
Holy crap, is it so scary?
Just now, the sage Zhunti seemed to say that he also had a relationship with the West.
Fortunately, I didn't believe his nonsense! Otherwise, you might have to go bald too! At this time, Lin Hai suddenly understood why he couldn't feel any spiritual energy in the room of the quasi-daoist.
Moreover, the dignified saint actually lives in a dilapidated house.
The West is so poor! "Is there water?"
"Dude, can you drink some water?"
"Main body, you are my main body!"
"Please, give me some water to drink!"
Kong Xuan suddenly stopped crying, and pleading with Lin Hai and Yuan Feng.
In these tens of thousands of years, Kong Xuan has really done a bad job.
If anyone gives him saliva, he will kneel on the ground and ask his father to be willing! Yuan Fengdai frowned, although she looked angry and disgusted, she couldn't do anything about it.
Who let this bald bird really be his clone.
Unable to help, Yuan Feng looked at Lin Hai and sighed.
"Master, give it a drink!"
Lin Hai shrugged, with a thought, he took out a box of Coke and placed it in front of Kong Xuan.
"This, what is this?"
"I want water, water!"
Lin Hai picked up a bottle of Coke, opened the can, and handed it to Kong Xuan.
Suddenly, a refreshing smell entered Kong Xuan's nostrils.
Kong Xuan's eyes lit up, and the capillaries all over his body exploded in a hurry, which was a refreshing feeling.
As soon as he hides the Coke, he raised his head and drank it.
Dundun~ Kong Xuan took a breath, drank the Coke directly, hiccupped, and was very excited.
"Delicious, so delicious!"
After speaking, Kong Xuan sat directly on the ground, picked up Coke, and drank one can after another.
Kong Xuan, who was flushed with bubbles, kept hiccups.
However, how could Kong Xuan care about this, he drank a box of Coke upside down in the blink of an eye.
"Any more?"
After Kong Xuan finished drinking, he looked at Lin Hai eagerly and asked eagerly.
"Enough!"
With a thought, Lin Hai took out several boxes.
Kong Xuan couldn't wait to continue drinking, and before he knew it, an amazing change had taken place!