Chapter 11: Curse of crazy radish
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My Big Brother is Seeking Death Again
- Yóu qián
- 1942 characters
- 2021-02-11 02:48:53
I was never good at opening a mouth gun. I only liked the back pool of the inner OS. I finally broke out. I didn’t show any mercy any more. I didn’t say a word every time, and I didn’t stop. Even so, it did not stop him from showing off his sister's enthusiasm. Just condense the words of the past praises into one sentence.
"You are too low to beat me, let me die!"
"But I have a sister!"
"You can't get through the battle, you can't come out this time."
"But I have a sister!"
"We have a lot of Yuhuamen disciples, and there is no chance of winning in one of your districts."
"But I have a sister!"
"You don't have a training device. The level of the device is too low. It is normal to fold it in my hand now."
"But I have a sister."
"..." 掀 table, there is a sister, great, is your magical deity to be a dazzling sister?
"But I have a sister!"
"........."
He lost!
Unexpectedly, he has been in the back of the pool for so many years, actually lost in the mouth of the other side. The sister's two words were brushed by the other side. From then on, these two words, like the curse, existed in his deep mind.
Until that stupid illusion disappeared, his life was restored to the previous calm. There is a stupidity in the world, and every day he recites his own sister in his ear. Instead, he is not used to it. Still coming out from time to time, his sister, is it really so good? Is there any stupidity that is so good? Are all the sisters in the world so amazing? Or is it only the sister of that person? If he had one, he would like to see his sister, and so on, and it would have plagued him for a hundred years.
Then he really saw it...
The first time I saw the sister named Xia Xia, she didn't know where she was wrapped in mud and dirty. There is no such thing as a repair, and I am thinking about fighting against the magic of the Golden Age. It’s a brother and sister, even stupid and stupid.
But immediately, he refreshed her stupid understanding, she actually took the initiative to send herself to the fairy door, the face is not anger and not breathing, public recognition of their identity.
After the pool feels like this, she will be stupid to death, and she will be picked up by an impulse. I decided to take a serious look at it. This is praised by the demon. There is no ground in the sky. I am afraid of being broken in my hand. I am afraid of it in my mouth. I am the most cute in history. I was curious for a hundred years. My sister's focus, where is it?
He looked at half an hour without hesitation, and when he looked at his mind, he echoed. The more praises of the stupid ignorance, the more he saw him, the more he felt that this clean sister... seems to be... Really...they are pretty good looking.
Suddenly, I want to see if it is really impulsive. What is going on?
Well, this must be an illusion. He feels the need to calm down.
Two days later, when he saw the sister again, she was sitting on the grass and groaning, and her mouth was like a rabbit. Suddenly he remembered the stupid sorcerer's words, saying that his sister's face was soft and soft, and he felt very good. So he couldn't help but poke a hand.
"What do you want?" When I watched this summer, I suddenly saw it, and I used my fingers to poke my face's metamorphosis. She was just hungry and ate a few radishes. Did he come to help his apprentice find his way back?
"Master, she is! She is stealing." The old man poked his head from behind the back pool, pointing to the summer.
"I just ate a few radishes."
"Nonsense, what radish?" Ever since she knew her name, the old man who turned his face and did not recognize the person was angry. "That is the purple jade ice ginseng. I have raised two hundred years of purple jade ice ginseng! You actually ate the radish, Sure enough, there is no evil witch."
"It's as if you didn't eat it!" When Xia pointed to his claws, he still caught half of it.
The old man shook his hand and threw the half of the radish in his hand. "This... this... This is what you framed me, I didn't eat it."
Is the tooth on the radish radish dog shit? "You have kind of said, what is hiding behind others?" The two people are obviously confused at the age, she will not say anything, you old man hiding behind others to confess, do not feel ashamed?
"I won't come out!" The old man snorted, but pulled the corner of the back pool, crying that it was called a earth-shattering, and there was a little bit of a worldly high-ranking person, the sacred wind bones, "Master, you want Give me the master! I have planted two hundred years of purple jade ice ginseng, two hundred years, it is still two days to get cooked. She actually turned into a radish, I just went to the medicine garden to see it, one did not stay under."
In the summer, there is a kind of sight that comes to the scene of the porcelain, and the old man is not easy to provoke.
"I really thought it was a turnip." She sighed.
The old man is more angry. "You have a strong word! I will not apologize to the elderly today, I will follow you..."
"Sorry!"
"..." The old man was stunned, so he was so apologetic and apologized. He was very unbalanced. He turned his head and turned to the back. "Master, you have to be the master..."
"What the are you going to do?" The old man wants to touch porcelain? There is also the back pool called "When are you going to poke?"
After the pool was paused, this took back the hand that was still poked on the face of the summer. It was still the expressionless face, but the bottom of my heart began to burst into a bubble, and the stupidity was right, really sister. The face is soft and soft! I really want to poke again, why didn’t she lick the radish?
"Master respects..." The old man is getting more and more hard, "My poor purple jade ice ginseng!"
Ziyu ice ginseng...
After the pool, this happened before the reaction. When I looked back, I looked at the summer. "Have you eaten?"
"Yeah." Summer nodded honestly. "I thought it was a radish. I said murderous jun... oh oh, Mr. Houchi, I have been hungry for two days, and there is no way to eat it. Also, you catch Wrong, now I’m clear...
"How many?" After the pool brow wrinkled, directly interrupted her words.
When Xia was scared by his serious affection, he stretched out his whole paw. "Probably... five." Is the number related to her sentencing?
"First time, eat?"
"Yes?"
Can I feel uncomfortable?
"Ah?" What do you mean?
His brow wrinkled deeper and looked at her up and down. "Ziyu ice ginseng, wash the blood, you..."
Oh...
His words have not been finished yet, and the summer's belly suddenly made a powerful and resounding ecstasy. She only felt that her stomach was sinking, and the whole body suddenly hit an unspeakable urgency, so that she could not help but bend her belly, what is going to take the door and sneak away. Instantly understand why I just asked after the back pool?
stomachache……
She was a little unstable at the moment, grabbed the person in front of her eyes, "Please tell me where the nearest latrine is?"
Mom, the old man is not a purple jade ice ginseng or a radish, he is this eight beans?
The old man sighed with enthusiasm and screamed. "My Xiu Lingfeng disciple has long been escaping the valley for many years. Where is the filthy land of the latrine? Is it the entire Yuhua faction, and only Xiao Guanfeng who lives in a new disciple..."? Where do you respect the teacher?"
His words have not been finished yet, and the back pool has already squatted and flew away in the summer. The direction of disappearing is Xiaoguanfeng. He suddenly had the illusion of falling out of favor, saying that he is good to be the master of him?
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So this day, all the deacons of Xiao Guanfeng saw a strange scene. The dragon was not seen at the end, only existed in the legendary Taishang ancestors, and suddenly appeared in the backyard of Xiaoguanfeng, standing in a place a few steps away from the latrine, and looked solemn. Songbai, standing quite straight for five hours, only to leave at sunset Xishan.
The news quickly spread throughout the Yuhua School. The disciples could not help but speculate on the purpose of the ancestors’ singer’s trip. They must know that the ancestor never made a good show of Ling Feng. The last time he came out was to pursue the predecessor. Respect for things. Therefore, this time must not be a simple action. This has deep meaning. Otherwise, how can I stay at Xiaoguanfeng for five hours.
This land outside the latrine must be very special and unique, so that the ancestors can stop for a long time, and maybe even related to the induction of heaven.
The more people think about it, the more likely they are, so the one hundred and one hundred pass, the big disciples have followed the footsteps of the ancestors, and from time to time to go to this place to stand.
For a time, the land outside the Xiaoguanfeng latrine became a perfect place for the Yuhua School to improve and understand the heavens. The day when the disciples are full, the flow of the river is endless, and one is hard to find, just to feel the extraordinary atmosphere of the place just like the ancestors.
After pulling the stomach for five hours, the whole person was expelled when Xia Xia said: Can you not sway me to pull SHI?
When the summer was taken back, it was different from the last time I was unwilling to lick the cat. This time she was a little touched. After all, not everyone can do it, and a person who has just been pulled out of the emptiness will return from the lavatory. Well, although she has put on her pants.
But when I rushed to this point, Xia also felt that this was called the back pool. It was a good person compared to the old man who touched the porcelain. At least he did not touch porcelain. Unfortunately, her touch was only lasted for less than two minutes, because the next moment, she was thrown into the pool.
The cockroach poured a few mouthfuls of cold water, and the life was filled with her little touch, and the slamming sound was poured out. She remembered this afterwards, and she did not seem to swim.
"Help!" She suddenly panicked, constantly struggling to wave her hand, but the culprit on the shore had turned away and waved her sleeves without taking a cloud.
Lying in the trough, wait.
"Help... save..." She began to wave her hands and feet, exhausted her whole body and saved herself, rubbed her legs, and then... she stood up.
Ok, she took back the previous spit, and the water depth here is not as high as her waist. I don't know if I had been squatting for a whole day. She felt that there was a strange scent in the nose. I didn't hesitate, and I smashed my clothes and threw them ashore.