Chapter 3389: mushroom
-
My Cold and Beautiful Wife
- Cabbage Flatbread
- 1326 characters
- 2021-01-29 01:53:56
If it was Patricia in the past, Ye Fan would just chat.
But now this woman gave him a taste that he didn't know where to start.
"You...you say something, don't keep staring at it," Patricia lowered her head and whispered: "I'm already very nervous."
Ye Fan scratched his head, held back for a long time, and said, "You look pretty today."
Patricia's face was getting red and hot, "Should you tell me? True hypocrisy..."
"Why are you hypocritical?"
"It's not that I don't know the people in your family, I am like this, my face is okay, but the figure...just...just..."
"It's not in a hurry, it can grow, I am willing to wait," Ye Fan said.
Patricia hit Ye Fan directly with a bouquet of flowers.
"I'm young, it's your shit!"
Ye Fan said with a smile, "This is how you look like the Protoss princess I know. Your cautious look just now doesn't look like you at all."
Patricia knew that the man deliberately angered her.
"Hmph, I also know that you are a dignified sword and look down upon us like a princess of a declining royal family. If you dislike me, just say it straight."
With that said, he looked at Ye Fan with a dim look.
Ye Fan couldn't help but sigh, in his eyes, what a superior existence this Protoss princess was.
Although I beat and scolded when I was on Earth, deep down, I still felt that I was not on the same level as myself.
But now, the princess, in front of him, was so restrained.
"Patricia", Ye Fan sat by the bed and asked: "Marry me, they didn't persecute you, right?"
After a moment of silence, Patricia said: "No one forced me, I know, this is the best choice for the Celestial Clan."
Ye Fan nodded and said with a smile: "I pretended to be Dragon Five and became your concierge."
"Unexpectedly, in the end, you really got married with me..."
"What are you talking about...because of your mischief at the beginning, I was also subjected to a lot of man-made rumors about how I was domineering, and scared the cohorts away."
Patricia gave Ye Fan a white look, "Since I met you, from the earth, there has been nothing good."
Ye Fan laughed and said, "You are married to the Sword God. Isn't this a good thing?"
"Fart sword god! I'm not rare..." Patricia muttered.
"In your eyes, I am still that low-level human being, am I?" Ye Fan said with a smile.
Patricia remembered the various scenes when she first met, but now it seems that it is really funny.
"Yeah! You are a humble human being. It would be cheaper for you to marry this princess!"
Seeing this woman's arrogant appearance, Ye Fan directly hugged her horizontally and put it on his lap.
A few slaps slammed down, making noises!
"Ah! Ye Fan, what are you doing?"
"If you speak such rude words to your husband, I will slap your ass!"
"you dare!?"
"What can't I dare? On earth, Lao Tzu dared to beat you, now what qualifications do you have to resist?"
Ye Fan said with a smile, "Whether it is Tai Chi or Taishi, Patricia, you are completely planted in Lao Tzu's hands!"
Patricia's face was delicate and gorgeous, "You...you devil! Villain! Shameless!"
Although it was beaten, the atmosphere was obviously more like flirting.
In fact, when Ye Fan was pretending to be a horseman, the two of them were in Palatine Imperial City, and there was a smell of window paper that didn't dare to pierce.
Now that "the name is right", Ye Fan is naturally more courageous.
It's just that the two didn't really talk about love after all, and they couldn't let go of them all at once.
The room fell silent again.
After a while, Patricia couldn't hold it anymore.
"I... I'll change my clothes".
Patricia ran off under the pretext of changing her wedding dress.
"Then I will go to practice, you are busy with you," Ye Fan got up.
"Hey! Are you going out?" Patricia asked.
"Aren't you going to change clothes?"
"Tonight is our wedding night anyway, you... you leave me here, how shameful it is to spread it out!"
Patricia blushed and said, "Did Su Qingxue warn you to leave at night?"
"What do you think, why is Qingxue's EQ so low?" Ye Fan couldn't laugh or cry.
"I explained in advance, it's not that I want you to stay, but you should save some face for our Celestial Race, don't leave me alone," Patricia said.
Ye Fan had no choice but to stay and looked at the phone on the bed.
After a while, Patricia changed into more conservative home clothes.
She also thought a lot about whether to wear pajamas, but if she thought about it carefully, if Ye Fan didn't plan to have "in-depth communication" with her, wouldn't she be too shameful?
So, to be safe, Patricia still chose ordinary clothes.
"What are you looking at?"
"Oh...on the sword list..."
Ye Fan was still a little interested in the top ten guys on the list, so he searched for some of their information.
I found that the celebrities on the list already have a large number of fans.
"Are you also looking at the Lunjian Ranking? Is it you who ranks No. 1 in'Remnant Sword'? This rustic name, I always think it fits your temperament!"
"The Remnant Sword is not me...wait! Why is my temperament so terrible?"
Ye Fan glared at the woman, "Looking at you, do you also know about the sword list?"
"Nonsense, one of the hottest topics in the universe right now, anyone who surfs the Internet doesn't know?"
"On the side of our Protoss, it seems that Lunjiantai is also slowly approaching. Several of our Protoss companies are negotiating with the Yunyun Group."
"If all the cooperation is established in the future, then humans, gods, and demons will be able to compete more easily on the sword list."
"The overwhelming majority of people can't help the temptation of fame and fortune, so everyone cares."
Ye Fan was taken aback for a moment, "By the way, it seems that there is no restriction on race in the sword platform. Is it possible that among the top ten, some are not humans?"
"It is possible. Although it is a bit troublesome to run the Human Alliance to register, it is not impossible to really try it."
"Are you really not on the list? You are not ranked very low, I'm sorry to say it?" Patricia joked.
"I just registered, and I didn't even go to the rankings..."
Ye Fan had an idea, "Why, do you want to play?"
"Yes!" Patricia said excitedly: "I always wanted to come here to play in the Kingdom of Gods. This is even more interesting than the online games played on Earth!"
Ye Fan happened to have a headache and didn't know what to do with Patricia.
They really want to roll the sheets, the two seem to be not there.
"Then let's change things up, let's go play around."
Patricia was so excited that she quickly changed into a black self-cultivation ranger outfit, and then she was easy to disguise.
Ye Fan changed into the original Dragon Five appearance, with Patricia, directly shifting his sword intent.
In Yuncheng, there happened to be the headquarters of Lunjiantai.
Ye Fan was familiar with the road and took Patricia to complete the registration.
Upon seeing the name, Ye Fan almost didn't smile.
"Cream mushroom soup?"
"What's the matter... can't it?" Patricia was a little embarrassed and muttered blushing after finishing taking it.
"It's okay, as long as you like it, Little Mushroom," Ye Fan said with a smile.
"You're just a little mushroom! Don't be proud of it. This discussion of swordsmanship is based on skills. Your emperor-level sword intent is useless. When the time comes, the ranking is not as high as mine. Wait for shame!!"
Patricia exclaimed.
"Fine, I am waiting for you to surpass me," Ye Fan seemed to tease a little girl.
Just as the two were about to go in and match each other, they suddenly heard a lot of commotion outside.
"Wow!! Remnant Sword!!"
"My idol! It's really here!!"
"No way, I'm going to faint to death! So handsome!!"
On the No. 1 Remnant Sword?
Ye Fan and Patricia looked at each other, and they were all interested.