Chapter 96: Fanwai (Li Fengshuang)

Fanwai Lishuang
My name is Li Fengshuang.
The nickname...little baby.
Don’t ask me who the name of this inferior name is. Except for my mother who is a pit father, no one can call such an unreliable name. Li Fengshuang... Lao Tzu also experienced wind and frost!
From a young age, my mother told me that in the future I will marry a soft and cute daughter-in-law to go home. In the future, I will be a noble god, so I want to grow up to be a female empire in the Dayan Empire.
So I have to get up and practice martial arts (battered), learn the mysterious things with my mother every day, and learn the four books and the five classics with my husband. Of course, these are small things for me.
but……
She is also a girl. My sister is a cute and soft girl. Her daily martial arts are only for physical fitness. She studied under the master of the national division, but she only learned the strategy of war. Although fighting, like my sister Such a weak girl, I can pack a dozen in one hand without panting, but unfortunately...
"Mom, my sister bullied me!"
So, I ate a stick of fried meat.
"My mother, my sister bullied me again, bang bang bang!"
So, I ate another stick of fried meat.
Of course, I firmly believe that I inherited my mother's thick-skinned physique, even if it is pressed on the ground and photographed a hundred large boards, it can still be used to uncover tiles!
However, after I was beaten three hundred and sixty-six times by my mother and comforted by my mother three hundred times, I announced that I was leaving! Home! Out! go!
This world is full of malice to me!
Then I heard my mother said excitedly: "If children, our daughter finally grew up, let's go, ma'am, I will take you to swim in the mountains and see the world!"
The mother-in-law took my hand and said with a long heart: "Baby, you are also fifteen years old this year, when your mother and I knew your mother at that age, remember, you must bring back a wife!"
It wasn't until this time that I discovered how unreliable my two mothers were. It was really an illusion about my love horse. The younger sister pulled my hand and teared her eyes. This is the sly youngest sister first. The times showed reluctance to me.
"It used to be that I was bad and should not bully you." She cried.
I touched her head: "I've never been angry with you."
"So, sister, don't leave me alone, okay!" She wiped her tears, her big eyes looked at me expectantly.
This courtship skill is better than the mother's blue than the mother! I have never been wrong with the three women at home.
I am afraid of my sister’s tears, the sorrow in my mother’s own eyes, and the mother’s fist. I was beaten to death, which made me suspect that I was adopted, otherwise why I have such a beautiful face, My mother has no pity for Xiangxiangxiyu!
I sighed: "You are too weak and only 14 years old."
As soon as the words fell, I heard my mother’s words: "Li'er, although your sister is fifteen years old, but you know that, she is just a man who doesn’t have a big brain, and he can’t be counted when he first leaves the rivers and lakes. Die, so you have to follow your sister and take care of your sister."
Me who grows long and has no brain: "..."
My sister's name is Yan Li, but it is said that my mother's original name was Hero Li, but it turned out to be too female, and the name became two in one...
My mother took her mother to a trip that said she would go away. Before leaving, my mother took my hand and said seriously: "Remember, you have to find a girl, your girl to find a man, remember! "
Me: "For Sister Mao to find a man, I will find a girl!"
Mother’s words are still as earth-shattering as ever:
Are you going to overthrow or being overthrown? Well, even if you are willing to do the general attack, can you find a man to be attacked by you? Even if the man is willing to be attacked by him, he can give you a monkey ?"
I think about it, Yizheng said eloquently: "My sister can also attack!"
Mother froze for a moment, showing an expression that she couldn't bear to look straight at, and her heroic face was stained with a little helplessness: "Ah, forget it, true love is invincible, please be happy, you don't stop you from going to the man's mother Now, being a mother should be enlightened."
The mother looked at me with a complicated look, and then followed her mother without hesitation to travel.
Really dressed as a figure in the rivers and lakes, I walked into the rivers and lakes, and I found out that there are not only chivalrous intestines in the rivers and lakes, but more about interest disputes and intrigues. I have been dead and warped several times. My sister is here, I am full of blood and resurrected.
I know many people, men, women, old people, children.
But I don’t know why. I don’t have the emotions that two mothers said to anyone, neither to my sister. For her, dealing with those rivers and lakes is just like playing. It really comes into her eyes, not being pulled by her. To play for the country, she played a half-kill, it is simply the belly black in the belly, completely inherited the melanization gene of my two mothers.
Simply she didn't have anything to say to me. She and I inherited half of my mother's genes alone. My strength and longevity are hers, and she... focuses on perception and wisdom.
Compared with her, I really even have muscles in my brain (covering my face)
Enough playing with the rivers and lakes, my sister entered the North Korea as a military commander of the frontier, and I became a general, that year, I was thirty years old, my sister, twenty-nine years old, and more importantly, neither of us wanted The meaning of being married...no! It's not even a girlfriend who has any signs.
then……
My mother is in a hurry.
Then, I fled to the frontier to fight, just after I finished the war, and did not take off the armor when I came back, I saw my mother with a smile and her legs upturned in the middle of the barracks tent, waiting for me. Now, look at the the painting. It’s Li’s three daughters who are beautiful and flowery and gentle like water. How about it? Like I’ll take you to her blind date. You cultivate and cultivate feelings together. Playing babble in two days, getting engaged on the third day, and then walking into the marriage hall, I can hold my granddaughter next year and fight for two years..."
Me: "Mom, you are enough, I am not interested!"
"Why?" My mother was surprised.
"The mouth is too big!" I said decisively.
Just thinking about sending me this mom, she tricked out a new portrait from her coat and waited for her to introduce it. I blocked her words: "The face is too fat!"
Thanks to my good listening, I heard the voice of my sister next door.
It turned out that she could not escape, but she was poisoned by her mother.
"Li Er, look, this man was born Long Zhang Feng Zi, natural in nature, is the eldest son of Zhang Jiacheng..."
My sister's voice has always been delicate and soft, but that bitter tongue completely inherited my mother: "It looks good, it is too stupid, and it is not enough for me to play it a few times, right?"
The voice of turning the sleeves: "This is Mr. Cheng, you are clever and enterprising, and you are the right person, and your mother-in-law is generous, and your aunt is also good. Even if you are married and have children, they will never dare to say a word!"
Yan Li's eyes died: "Okay, you go to raise relatives, and I will marry as long as they want."
In front of me, my mother has changed 11 portraits, and finally saw me invulnerable, sighed: "Have you ever met a woman who loved your heart?"
I thought for a while: "I met it."
"She has big eyes and a hot temper, but she is very gentle to me. Finally she said to me that she was going to sleep with me, but after sleeping all night, she gave me a slap and then ran away."
Mother was anxious: "Then you don't reveal your identity for Mao, tell her that you are the heir of Niu X's envoy, and then she will be done!"
"What should I do?" I am at a loss.
My mother stared blankly at me for a while, and turned her head with a terrible last look. That night, I received 3 live-action high-definition discs and a few yellow books.
My mother said that this is a skill to make people, and you must learn it well.
My mother also said: "You can make your women cool by learning this skill."
These contents opened the door to my new world. My mother bragged about me, thinking that in the past, there were countless men and women who chased her. She had slept, husband, romantic, gangster, and man. Women add up to three dozen!
There was cold sweat on my forehead.
The mother is behind her mother.
As a result...she went to kneel and washboard again...
I looked at those spring... palace... pictures, my heart was collapsed, and I was so angry that I was nosebleed!
However, I still didn't respond to the woman I didn't love. Although my mother played well, I never saw her and other people having ambiguous feelings. Their feelings are good for decades.
I think that although my mother has been swaying, in the end, she chose to give all her love to her mother.
I also hope to have such a person, so that I can give her all the love.
This love was interpreted after my first love and my first love met in an accident. That night, after I put her sauce and purple stuffed purple N+1 times that night, she died to me.
So I thought sadly that she didn't love me, but my Tintin. This idea made me separate from her again until... half a year later, she stood up and came to her door.
So, I was beaten up by my mother again. She scolded me and gave up all the time. I retorted: "You are not the same in the past!"
My mother beat me and took a beating and asked, "I used to get together so much, are you the same! Are you the same!"
So, my wife and I got married.
In the coming year, our child was born. Like me, she is also a long-haired girl.
My wife and I are equal to love after marriage, after some things, we all know how to respect each other, how to get along, she is free, but she also belongs to me, I am not free, I belong completely she was……
As for my sister... there is still no news about her marriage.
It is said that half a year ago, my mother went to the door of the prime minister’s house and just said a word. The prime minister’s son instantly knelt down and cried with a snot and tears in his hands holding his mother’s thigh. Weeping silently: "Ma'am~ can't you push it into the fire pit~"
Later, I realized that this son of the prime minister had eaten my sister's countless losses, and wanted to kneel from the pursuit of my sister to seeing her.
What surprised me was that my sister was married three years later. She found a treacherous and cunning man. The man was a cool man, but when faced with my sister, she was very obedient and was obviously packed up by my sister. Too.
After that, she became the queen of the Dayan Empire, from the princess's daughter, and finally to the position of supreme ninety-five, she experienced a lot along the way, and when she ascended the throne, no one dared to mention her name in the world. Shun.
My sister has terrible insight into people's hearts.
This ability made her have no friends. Once a friend who had made good friends with me and my sister on the rivers and lakes said to me: "I don't know why, in the face of you, I can treat you as a friend of the liver and gall, but, I'm afraid of your sister, even more so than facing the so-called first killer."
She then took the throne naturally.
Later, she also became an unprecedented empress, which brought the prosperity of the Dayan Empire and the status of a woman. She became the empress, and her husband became the emperor.
The worries of the so-called dictatorship of the foreign relatives have never happened. Yan Li suppressed them to death, and he didn't dare to rise up with a hint of usurping.
Occasionally I would imagine the world where my mother used to be, soaring freely in the universe, walking through the stars, how indulgent, but unfortunately, I can’t experience that kind of beauty, until the end of life, I took my wife to sit The mech given by the upper mother flew above the moon.
The moon belongs to another world, and there is no Guanghan Palace, no jade rabbits, loneliness, silence, and human beings cannot survive. So I knew that humans can go so far, and the universe is so big.
The so-called Dayan Empire, or even the entire world, is a negligible dust in the universe.
In later generations, the moon became the burial place of the Li family.
Oh, I forgot to say, my wife, named Chao Ge.
The author has something to say:
Cavan, I will write about it later, I am so clever in the grass!