Chapter 99: | 【99】 Second

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The IQ of the whole group went offline.
The captain is grumpy online.
The cabin was closed with ten people, and there was a silent video teacher standing in the corner, suddenly a little crowded. The ID group arrived, and pressed Zhou Mingyu to the corner again.
Finally, the group bully hid behind Cen Feng and said: "I didn't write this on my desk, I really don't know!"
The door was open, and a few savages came in with plates. The dishes are full of food, which is much richer than they have eaten these two days. There are dishes, meat and soup.
Everyone was really hungry after a day of walking. When they saw that there was food, they immediately frowned and let Zhou Mingyu go to dinner.
As a result, the savage rudely said to them before leaving: "Eat more, eat fat, and slaughter one a day, just enough!"
ID group: "............"
The rice in the bowl is suddenly unscented.
When everyone was full, ten people were sitting on the hay paved on the ground, back to the wall, unkempt, gray and dirt, and the skins of the animals on the east and west. There is no love in life with a face. In this situation, only one song can describe it.
Iron gates, iron windows, iron chains, I looked at the outside of the window with tears.
The director's team in the base camp watched the pictures returned by the machine directly spray water.
The miserable or miserable ID group.
After a delay in the meal, Ying Xuze was powerless and asked Cen Feng: "Captain, what should I do next?"
I can't run away. Although the door is not locked, the outside is full of savages standing on guard with weapons. They have to follow the rules of the program group, they can't force it.
Cen Feng pressed his eyebrows and said tiredly: "Help the Time Traveler."
The director group said before that during the recording process each of them had one and only one opportunity to ask for time and space travellers. Don't use it now, but when will it be?
Ying Xuze's eyes lit up, and he immediately raised his hand: "I applied for time and space traveler!"
The director's group took the walkie-talkie and ordered: "Leave it to him."
A cell phone flew in from the window.
Several people wowed and hurried to catch it. Everyone was very excited when they got the mobile phone. There is no screen lock on the mobile phone. After pressing the interface, the address book has a number, and the note is "space traveler".
Ying Xuze dialed and pressed the speakerphone. A group of people stared at the phone nervously and excitedly.
I only listened to two beeps on the phone, and after it was connected, a cold system sound came out: "Hello, welcome to call the Space and Time Administration. At present, people are busy with work, please press 1 to continue waiting, press 2 to transfer self-service. "
Everyone said: "Press 1 to 1 to find customer service!"
Ying Xuze clicked.
Opposite: "At present, people are busy at work. In order to reduce your waiting time, it is recommended to enter the self-service system. To continue waiting, press 1, and to transfer self-service, press 2."
Ying Xuze pressed 1 several times in succession, and finally got angry, then pressed 2.
Handset: "Hello, welcome to use the space-time administration self-service system. Sorry to inform you that the administration system is currently damaged and is in urgent repair. Self-service is temporarily unavailable, please press 1 to transfer manual customer service."
ID group: "???"
Your mother! ! !
The director is sitting in front of the machine with a bucket of instant noodles and Erlang legs on his legs, proudly: "We have been with this tribe scene for so long, how can we let you slip so easily."
At this time, it was approaching evening. The mobile phone was snatched by the savage rushing in, and Ying Xuze shouted angrily at the camera: "Then I haven't used this opportunity!"
After shouting, he grieved and crouched next to Cen Feng: "Brother Feng, what should I do?"
Cen Feng copied his eyes and rested his mind: "Wait."
No matter where he is, even if he is dressed in animal skin and is in a cage, there is always an indifferent temperament in his body. Everyone looked at the captain as a Buddha, so he was not in a hurry, and he sat down again after a while.
Shi Ranzi entertained himself: "It's good, sleep and eat much better than before."
When the sky darkened, a huge bonfire lit up outside, reflecting the entire camp, and dozens of wild people dancing around the bonfire.
Ten people were escorted to the open ground. The Savage leader said he likes to watch dancing. Whoever dances the ugliest, who will eat first tomorrow. Zhou Mingyu cried with a wow: "That must have eaten me."
The dog next to the leader held them with leather lashes: "Stand up! Hurry up! Didn't hear our leader say to watch dancing? Jump one!"
The ID group stood quietly, and with a Zhou Mingyu, they could only dance the theme song "SunAndYoung" of the young couple.
Without bgm, everyone would sing and dance. Zhou Mingyu had not forgotten his movements anyway, barely able to keep up. After the jump, the leader sitting in the tiger leather chair clapped with excitement: "Yes! Yes! Good looking! Come again!"
Then ten people jumped again.
Finally, I danced "SunAndYoung" ten times, and finally let them go.
Meng Xin cried and said, "I never want to skip the theme song again in my life."
The leader really pointed to Zhou Mingyu's orders to the dogs around him: "I will eat him tomorrow morning, and I have no taste in my mouth recently, and I want to eat spicy and braised."
Zhou Mingyu cried while holding Cen Feng Aoao.
After returning to the small room where he was being held, the savages sent a supper again, sprinkled with cumin sliced ​​roasted whole lamb, and served with fresh fruits and vegetables, which was very delicious.
He also specifically told Zhou Mingyu: "You eat more, and strive to grow another two pounds tonight."
Zhou Mingyu silently stopped the movement of nibbling the leg of lamb.
He looked pitifully at the ID group who ate very cheerfully: "Will you save me?"
ID group: "Eat, eat fast, and strive not to be a starving ghost."
Zhou Mingyu said angrily: "Are you eating lamb? You are eating your own conscience !!!"
On this day, I crossed the mountains, caught pigs and rabbits, and danced for so long at night. The ID group was more tired than in the previous two days, and will all fall asleep after more than ten.
Although the savages imprisoned them, they were not abused. The hay was covered with brown mats, which were quite soft, and they threw a few big quilts in.
Ten people slept together, and soon fell asleep.
The cameras in the house were also retreated, leaving only an automatic stand camera in the corner. The group performances outside packed up, finished the day's work, and went back to their tent houses to sleep.
After all, it is not a real camp for savages. The guests all fell asleep, and the others naturally fell asleep. At first I heard the voice of the staff talking tomorrow morning, and finally there was only silence.
The night passed silently.
At 3:30 in the morning, Cen Feng opened his eyes in the dark hut.
He didn't disturb anyone. He rolled over and sat up lightly, walked to the window and glanced. The camp was empty and there was no one.
He slowly opened the door and walked out slowly, the night breeze was fresh, with some unknown flower fragrance, he walked to the water lake where the energy stone was placed, and reached out his hand silently, one by one. The power stones were all packed into sacks that he hung on his body.
After loading the stone, he walked back to the house again, first waking Hosinian.
He Sinian, a soft and cute old lady, listened to him the most, opened his eyes in sleepy eyes, and saw the captain gestured to him with a boo gesture, and he immediately woke up.
Cen Feng said with a tone: "Wake up one by one, don't make a sound."
When all the remaining eight people wake up, Cen Feng and Ho Sinian have already packed up their things. Jing Xiangbai turned on his flashlight to shine on the ground, reflecting a little light.
Cen Feng calmly said: "Clean up things, we are gone."
Lying trough, can still play so exciting!
Of course, Zhou Mingyu is desperate: "Go, go!"
Everyone's eyes glowed with excitement, and the drowsiness was gone. Without a word, pack up their luggage. A group of cats came out of the door with their bodies, quietly walked through the camp, and then ran towards the moonlit forest in the distance.
The next morning, the staff yawned and got up, ready to start a new day of shooting.
The camera carried the machine and pushed the door in to take a look.
Lying trough? ? ?
What about people? ? ?
The director saw the empty room in the picture through the machine, and his soul was scared. The festival catalogue records that the guests are missing, what the is this real variety show?
The whole camp was in a panic, looking for people everywhere, and finally the director remembered the camera in the room and quickly brought up the picture to see.
After watching, the whole program group fell into silence.
This is probably the first time in the history of variety shows, the guests escaped from the show crew and they still don't know where people are going.
On the hilltop, the director roared and startled the bird in the morning: "Go and find someone !!!"
Fortunately, this village is very safe, they do not worry about the personal safety of the guests. Finally, I found the ID group that was sleeping in the tent at the time and space portal set by the program group not far away.
The director looked at the ten people who were sleeping soundly in the picture, and they were so upset that the assistant next to him asked with a smile: "What should I do now?"
"What else can I do! Everyone has run over, can I bet it back?" The director-in-chief felt that it was necessary to keep a bottle of quick-acting rescue pills, and he contacted the logistics team: "Send a car to pick someone up."
The other side said strangely: "Isn't it going to do a day's mission in the camp today? Why is it so early?"
Director-General: "... Don't ask, it's a breakdown."
The staff at the scene woke up with a smile.
The ID group is just like everyone else. They wake up, scrub, clean up, and the staff ca n’t help but ask, "What are you doing in the middle of the night?"
Shi Ran: "Lying trough, you all have to eat us and not run? We are not stupid."
staff member:"…………"
After everyone finished cleaning, Cen Feng took out the energy stone in the sack and handed it to Zhou Mingyu: "Now can we go back to the modern day?"
Dog than Zhou Mingyu said to him, "It should be possible."
He held the energy stone, read a few words vaguely in his mouth, and then clattered, throwing the energy stone into the channel arranged by the program group.
They walked in very playfully and waved at them: "Come in! The channel has started!"
When editing, it's time for the late glow.
The ID group also understood very well, and walked in one after another, waving at this quiet mountain village: "Goodbye, we are gone!"
The executive director next to him shouted: "Chat, the recording is over, take a break, the car will come in a while."
Ho Sinian still has a kind of ignorance that hasn't been awake: "This is over? Can we go back to the modern day?" He couldn't help worrying, "Then the program will be broadcast, just two days, how can we get together? Enough for twelve issues? "
Cen Feng: "............"
Ying Xuze sighed and touched Lao Yao's head: "On your IQ, I can understand why we were all caught yesterday."
Cen Feng was folding his tent and glanced at him indifferently: "You're not going any better."
Ying Xuze: "... 嘤."
The cameras were all turned off, and after finishing things, the ID group ate some breakfast from the program team and rested for a while, and the bus drove over.
Finally, the life of the savages could be ended. Everyone happily boarded the car. After arriving at the farmyard, they took a comfortable bath one after another, took a hot bath, and changed into their own clothes.
Youtao did n’t follow in the past two days. Now that she sees Cen Feng, she hurries over and asks him, "Are you tired of recording the program? Is there anything you are not used to?"
This was all explained by Xu Xingxing. He asked about the situation on five telephone calls a day, and he wished to fly over.
Cen Feng shook his head: "Not tired, no."
You Tao gave him the peeled fruit plate: "These meals are not good these days, eat more and add vitamins."
Cen Feng froze for a few seconds, staring at the fruit plate, and suddenly asked, "Did she say that?"
You Tao pretends to be stupid: "Ah?"
He poked a few pieces of fruit with a toothpick into his mouth, looked at the blue sky in the distance, and smiled very lightly: "Only she will care about these."
Concerned about whether he has enough vitamins, uneven nutrition, and whether there is a reasonable combination of meat and vegetables.
Strange and cute concerns.
You Tao silent for a moment, did not speak.
But Cen Feng did not say anything. After eating the fruit, the show crew let the guests get on the bus. Only the ID group, without Zhou Mingyu, he stood outside the car and waved happily with them: "Goodbye friends."
Shi Ran looked at him for a long time and said to Ying Xuze: "I think he smiles a little strangely."
Ying Xuze: "I also think there must be a ghost."
The ID group ran last night and didn't sleep well. After getting in the car, they wobbled and slowly dozed off. It was more than three hours since I woke up and looked at the time, and the car was still speeding on the flat road.
Stopped at the service area at noon, the assistant bought them lunch and drinks, and continued to open after eating. The ID group continued to sleep, and it was almost afternoon when the car finally stopped by a small forest.
After sitting for six or seven hours, people were about to fall apart. Nine people yawned and got out of the car, followed the assistant for a while, and saw the familiar director group and the familiar big tent.
The director took a familiar big horn and shouted the familiar words: "Go inside the tent to change clothes!"
The ID group went to sleep and disappeared.
"Come again?"
"Say back to modern times ?!"
The director was angry at them this morning, and they do n’t want to take care of them now: "Less nonsense, hurry up!"
Nine people whispered into the tent, and the male assistant had prepared the clothes. This time it was finally no longer a hide, but an ancient man's costume.
The top is under the shirt, the color pattern is relatively simple, but it is better than the hide. Shi Ran has a heroic dream since he was a child.
When everyone changes clothes, the savage becomes a handsome boy. Cen Feng has a jade white robe and a long body. If the hairstyle is too modern, he can go directly to the costume drama to play a peerless beauty.
The ID value of the group is high, and once the costume is changed, it is an ancient beautiful boy group. I'm so happy now, you make a press, I put a pose, it's not stinky.
As soon as he came out of the tent, his head was put on a sack, and he was escorted forward.
Suddenly noisy.
The director-in-chief raised his hand and touched his heart with one hand, and explained to the staff: "Hurry to away now, except now on the machine, I don't want to see them again!"
A group of people walked and howled, with sacks on their heads and could not see the road clearly. They didn't know how far they had walked. Their arms suddenly loosened and they were let go.
They quickly took off their hoods, but fortunately all nine were there.
But the scene is no longer the scene just now. In front of the pavilion of the long street, the ancient style and ancient appearance, there are people coming and going at the gate of the city not far away, and there is a carriage passing by.
They stood outside the city, behind them like a ruined city temple. An old grandma passed by with a bamboo basket, and asked in a jerky manner, "Several sons, do you want to buy fruit?"
Shi Ran reached for his hand and wanted to get it, and Ying Xuze beat him: "Are you rich!"
Shi Ran pouted and pulled his hand back.
A few people watched for a while, and they were a bit blinded. This time the show crew did n’t tell them anything. They changed the clothes and threw people directly here. They did n’t even know what to do.
Finally, I always looked at the captain of IQ Perennial Online: "Captain, what is the situation now?"
Cen Feng thought about it according to the previous plot and hesitated: "It should be a problem in the transmission of the space-time tunnel. Let's see if we can trigger the task."
So nine people walked towards the city ahead.
Just walked to the gate of the city, a group of people came out from the drums and drums. The two headed were carrying a pole on their shoulders. A hollow circular bamboo basket hung in the middle of the pole. It seemed that there was a person inside.
They beat while walking, and there were many children and women around them watching and pointing.
As soon as the ID group heard it, they heard them saying:
-This kind of apprentice should soak the pig cage.
He is a rude girl from the Su family. If Wang Nu is attracted, won't it involve us!
-Damn it! Damn it!
Talking about it, I heard the people in the bamboo basket shouting crumbled: "No! You can't do this to me! This is the Shang Dynasty! There is no pig cage in the Shang Dynasty !!! That's the Ming Dynasty! You It ’s a bug! "
ID group: "?"
This voice ...
At the next moment, the other end shouted with tears of heart: "Brother Feng! Brother Feng save me !!!"
ID group: "???"
Fucking Zhou Mingyu, how could this dog be caught again? ? ?