Chapter 52: See monkey again
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My Daoist Life
- 钓鱼1哥
- 1936 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:36:18
Isn't the word "sleepy" in the oracle bones enclosing a bird in a circle?
"Master, hurry up. Otherwise the bird will fly away." Ma Jindong urged.
Ma Jindong always likes to say inappropriate words at inappropriate times. The result is naturally very miserable. Huang Shulang rushed in front of me and kicked Ma Jindong away.
"Are you the master or is the master the master? When should you shoot, and the master still use you to teach? You don't fight for three days and go to the house!"
Huang Shulang played very enjoyable, he smiled at me after the kick: "Master, this guy has no rules. I taught him a lesson."
It is still Huang Shulang who will come, but when I think about it, something is wrong again. I am the master. This is what I should do. How did Huang Shulang steal business? It seems that these two guys don't have a good thing, and they have to practice them well afterwards. But right now...it's really fast now, otherwise the Kestrel will really fly away.
I quickly condensed an oracle-bone inscription sleepy character with my vitality. The sleepy character turned into a cage in the air. I could feel that the cage seemed to be connected to my mind. If it flies, it can fly. Landing, if it becomes bigger, it becomes bigger, if it becomes smaller, it becomes smaller. It's really fun.
I made this small cage smaller, and then I rushed straight to the sky, and went straight to the Kestrel.
Kestrel screamed in horror, as if it had been hit by something, then screamed, and rolled a few times in the air. Finally, he stabilized his posture and fled hurriedly.
I was dumbfounded, this first shot unexpectedly failed. The prison that the vitality character turned into also disappeared suddenly.
"Oh, Master, it ran away!" Ma Jindong opened his mouth again at this juncture, don't you know I just need a punching bag?
Huang Shulang reacted quickly and was ready to shoot. This time, how could I let Huang Shulang succeed? I gently hooked Huang Shulang's heel with my foot. Huang Shulang didn't have any defense, and fell directly into the dog. I rushed over and kicked Ma Jindong's again and kicked him directly to the ground.
"You will die if you don't speak?"
Although Huang Shulang fell to the ground, he lied on the ground and laughed.
The Kestrel was scared to death. At this time, I don’t know where it is hiding. Birds can't stand such a supernatural event.
I have been thinking about why it happened just now, and suddenly I understood the reason. Although the cage can trap the bird, it can also prevent the bird from getting in. The cage didn't open, how could that Kestrel get in? Have to leave a hole!
"Master, did the Kestrel go back to report the letter just now, why didn't I see a Kestrel all day?" Huang Shulang asked
"Yes. It must be the Kestrel to report the letter." Ma Jindong also repeatedly said yes.
I scratched my head. Huang Shulang's words made sense. The Kestrel was so scared to death that he would definitely tell his family, friends, and neighbors when he returned home. In this way, you might not dare to come out.
"Look, monkey, monkey." Ma Jindong pointed at a tree in the woods. On it stood a golden-haired monkey.
The monkey looked at the few of us, his head cocked constantly.
I looked at this monkey like the monkey that hit us with pine cones. But all monkeys look the same. I don't know if the monkeys look at us and feel the same.
"Master, let's catch a monkey and go back." Ma Jindong looked at the monkey and couldn't move his legs.
"Okay. You go up the tree quickly." I laughed.
Huang Shulang also smiled and said, "Junior Brother, it’s up to you. Hurry up and go up the tree. Master and I will cheer you up."
Ma Jindong is not stupid, "I can't win the monkey by climbing the tree."
I patted Ma Jindong's head hard: "If you can't catch up, you call me to go?"
I grabbed two peaches from the bamboo basket and threw them under the tree where the monkey stood.
"Master, are you planning to put on a condom?" Ma Jindong thought I was going to trick the monkey down with a peach.
"Stop your head!" I gave Ma Jindong a grimace.
When I took Ma Jindong and Huang Shulang out of 20 to 30 meters, I stopped. Looking back, the monkey jumped down from the tree as expected. The monkey was also cunning. He didn't dare to catch the peach directly. Instead, he touched the peach on the ground with a dead branch to test whether it was dangerous. After testing the good plan, the monkey's mouth was dripping.
The monkey finally couldn't resist the temptation of the peach, and finally reached out and grabbed one of the peaches. After a bite, it was out of control. Two peaches were eaten clean by the monkey in twos or threes.
"Master, it would be great if I put some Mongolian sweat medicine." Ma Jindong was brain-opened again.
I knocked on Ma Jindong's head: "Are you stupid? Do you have Mongolian sweat medicine?"
Ma Jindong shook his head repeatedly.
"I didn't say a fart without you." When Huang Shulang knocked on Ma Jindong's head, Ma Jindong ran away.
After such a disturbance, when I looked back, the monkey had run out of sight.
"Fart, the monkey runs out of sight." I said angrily.
I didn't expect to catch a monkey and go back. It would be satisfying to catch a Kestrel. From afar, you can hear all kinds of bird calls everywhere in the Bajiao Mountain. But the Kestrel's voice is rarely heard.
"Master, look, look. Over there, Kestrel Kestrel." Huang Shulang excitedly pointed his finger at the sky above the valley in front of him, and a Kestrel was gliding in the air.
The three of us immediately ran up and ran quickly to the valley.
"Be quiet, don't scare the Kestrel away!" I whispered.
We ran into a bush and hid our shadow.
Huang Shulang and Ma Jindong looked at me with round eyes, waiting for me to catch this kestrel.
I quickly condensed an oracle bone inscription sleepy character, this time when writing this character, I deliberately opened a hole. Sure enough, the vitality was turned into a cage, but this cage was a bit special, and it left a hole. The cage suddenly grew bigger and went straight to the Kestrel.
Kestrel did not notice this, and had already trapped the Kestrel.
Kestrel suddenly realized something was wrong, and when he wanted to escape, he hit the cage and almost didn't knock himself out.
"Tweet!" Kestrel wailed continuously, but had nowhere to escape and fell straight down from the sky. Ma Jindong and Huang Shulang had already acted and rushed toward the place where the Kestrel fell. Grab the Kestrel that fell on the ground and put it in another basket.
"Catch it! Master, catch it!" Ma Jindong and Huang Shulang jumped up excitedly.
I also sighed: "It's too early, let's go back."
"Master, why don't you grab two more. It's easy to divide it when you go back, one for each person." Huang Shulang looked at this kestrel with greedy eyes.
"Who will keep you alone? Can you feed this kestrel? It's getting dark, and it's late to go back. Do you want to sleep here?" I said angrily.
Back home, I started to study the Kestrel I kept in the bamboo cage. He was not very big and he missed a lot.
"Hey. Kestrel! Yang Yang, how did you get this kestrel back?" Grandpa became energetic when he saw the kestrel in the cage.
"There are many in the Bajiao Mountain. I went to the Bajiao Mountain with Huang Shulang and Ma Jindong to catch it." I said.
"It's a pity, this bird looks good, but this thing is very temperamental, I am afraid that it will not be able to support it." Grandpa said worriedly.
I am not worried at all: "I can definitely feed it."
Kestrel has been struggling constantly in the cage, attacking the cage frantically.
"The temper is really good, but if it falls into my hands, you should listen to me obediently. Otherwise, I will roast you to eat." I threatened.
Kestrel struggled for more than an hour without knowing when his paw broke.
I quickly shot a vitality at the Kestrel. The Kestrel went silent directly. After accepting the vitality, this kestrel suddenly became a little dazed. He stared at me blankly, wondering where the vitality that made it extremely comfortable came from.
"It's really useful." I was also very happy. I was not even sure at first, but now it seems that this is indeed effective.
Huang Shulang and Ma Jindong caught a few bugs.
"Master, the bugs are here!" Huang Shulang walked over with a broken bowl with a few large locusts.
I put the bowl next to the cage, but the Kestrel did not appreciate it. I don't even look at the bowl.
"Does this Kestrel doesn't like bugs?" Huang Shulang scratched his head.
"How do I know?" I can't help it. I'm afraid the kestrel will starve to death if it doesn't eat these bugs.
"It must be us standing here, it dare not eat." Ma Jindong said.
"Walk, let's go out, otherwise it dare not eat." I hurried out Huang Shulang and Ma Jindong, and went out myself, and then closed the door carefully.
I got to the door~EbookFREE.me~ We were all lying at the door and observing the Kestrel through the crack of the door.
The Kestrel did not start eating after we left. But standing in the cage and looking around. Today's things are too weird, making its little head a little insufficient. A completely unfamiliar environment puts it on alert. The few bugs in that broken bowl are completely unattractive to it.
"Master, why doesn't it eat it yet?" Huang Shulang asked.
"I gave you a bowl of meat, would you still eat pickles?" I thought about it and asked.
Huang Shulang shook his head, "Then I must eat meat."
Ma Jindong said: "I can eat."
"You deserve to eat pickles, you don't even know if you have meat." I said angrily. This guy is always out of sync.
"What should I do?" Huang Shulang asked.
"Then we will give it meat to eat." I said.
"Master, we still have meat in our house, I will go back and get it." Huang Shulang hurried home. Not long afterwards, Huang Shulang ran over with half a catty of meat, and Huang Kui rushed over.
"You're a prodigal gadget. What are you doing with such meat?" Huang Kui kept chasing to our house.
"Dad, go back quickly. Of course I am useful!" Huang Shulang is not afraid of him.
Huang Kui chased our house and found that I was going to feed the kestrel, and his attitude immediately flourished and completely changed.
"Yangyang, if I knew it was you who wanted it. I must be willing." Huang Kui was afraid I would have an opinion. Quickly explain ~EbookFREE.me~ Book friends are welcome to visit and read, the latest, fastest and hottest serial works are all at ~EbookFREE.me~ Book friends are welcome to visit and read, the latest, fastest and hottest The serialized works are available at ~EbookFREE.me~ For mobile phone users, please go to read.