Chapter 69: Zushiqiao
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My Daoist Life
- 钓鱼1哥
- 1564 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:36:21
In the bridge cave of the Zushi Bridge in Changshan Town, three boys and a girl are sitting on the ground, beside them are a flag made of half-foot red cloth, which says: ancestral skills, specializing in rheumatism, effective on the spot, 100 trials Lark.
These four people are naturally Huang Shulang, Ma Jindong, and Li Lijuan. After sending away He Dachao, I was thinking of a way. After asking the villagers to divide half a foot of the red cloth, Li Lijuan made a flag by hand. The words above were cut with white cloth, and Li Lijuan sewed it onto the flag with a needle. Although Li Lijuan is small, she has dexterous hands. The flags made are also very exquisite.
I have long been optimistic about the Zushi Bridge. This is a must pass for people going to the fair in Changshan Town, and the flow of people is huge. It is usually a gathering place for Mr. Bazi and vendors selling rat poison. During the Chinese New Year, some people with good calligraphy write and sell couplets here. In order to occupy a place in this feng shui treasure, we deliberately rushed early. Before dawn, I rushed over with a flashlight.
Grandpa didn't want me to do this, but I insisted on doing it. He could only send me here, and then took Lao Huang back home. The Heidou family also followed me to the street, but I didn't dare to let them run around, lying on our side one by one. Many people like tonic in winter, and it is said that dog meat is a great tonic. Although these guys are smart, they are no match for the conspiracy of those people.
However, there were a lot of people watching the excitement in the morning, but not one of them really came to take care of our business.
"Children, how do you count money?"
There will always be people coming to ask from time to time.
"Two hundred one. If it works, collect money. If it doesn't work, don't need money." Li Lijuan is also very patient. Huang Shulang has been yawning a long time ago, while Ma Jindong sat in a daze. I watched my nose, nose, and heart to guard the pubic region.
"Children, what about your grown-ups? Why don't you take care of you. When you are so old, you came out to bluff and cheat, are you afraid that the public security bureau will catch you?" The man heard that it was 200 yuan and said immediately.
"You haven't tried, how do you know that we are deceiving? If we can really cure rheumatism, how much is a charge of 200 yuan? If we can't cure the disease and we haven't received any money, how can we say that we are cheating? Li Lijuan's mouth is very smart, and she talks a lot at once.
The man was surprised when he saw that Li Lijuan, a child who could say so, said, "Huh? How come you have such a powerful mouth? Then I will try. If you can't cure my disease, I Not only won’t you give you money, but you’ll have to take away your sign. But you can’t let you lie here. It’s better to go home and study hard when you’re young."
"Take it away. But if your rheumatism is treated, how much do you plan to give us?" Li Lijuan asked.
"Isn't it for two hundred?" The man asked puzzledly.
"If it is a general cure, it is naturally two hundred, but if it is like you, it will be a fight. Naturally, there must be a bonus." Li Lijuan smiled.
"That's OK, if you cure my rheumatism, I will give twice the money." The man sat down on the stool we placed.
"Dear uncles and aunts, grandparents, everyone has heard it and be a testimony. This uncle said..." I really can't see it, Li Lijuan really has a hand, just waiting for the person to say it, and just give it to him Living.
The man smiled helplessly and did not shame. He took out four hundred yuan from his pocket and put it on the empty stool aside: "That's it. You have to say that the rheumatism on my legs is cured. , You take this money. If it is not cured, I will smash this sign."
When everyone saw the excitement here, they immediately gathered around. Someone in the crowd knew the middle-aged man.
"Liu Huadong, why do you believe this?"
Liu Huadong smiled and said, "I won't lose a piece of meat, just give it a try."
I know that some of these people may not be able to believe it, after all, this kind of thing is unbelievable. Although I cured many people in Bajiao Mountain, not many people knew me when I came out of Bajiao Mountain. I am not worried. Even if there is only one customer a day, that is still a profit. Even if I didn't make a deal, it would only be a day off, and I am not a busy person who manages everything. It makes no difference whether time is spent on Zushi Bridge or on Bajiao Mountain.
Without saying a word, I started to massage Liu Huadong. After only one massage, Liu Huadong had fallen into a sluggishness. He did not expect my massage technique to be real. It really has an effect on his rheumatism. After repeated massage several times, I stopped my hands.
"How about? Can we take this money?" Li Lijuan believed me 100%. Liu Huadong was taken aback and did not speak. The people around were anxious.
"Liu Huadong, is there no effect at all? Hurry up and smash this stall. The fart is a little bit bigger, and he came out to lie!"
When Liu Huadong was called by the man, he came back to his senses and smiled: "You made a mistake, my rheumatism is really better. This child's massage technique is really effective. Girl doll, the four hundred yuan is considered My consultation fee is over. Can you tell me your names?"
"My name is Li Lijuan. He is Huang Jingyang, our master. His name is Huang Shulang, my senior brother, and the second senior brother is Ma Jindong." The more Li Lijuan speaks, the more confident she is and she speaks very smoothly.
"Good, good. I'll bring a few friends over later. Master Huang, my waist is not good, is your massage useful?" Liu Huadong asked.
"It's useful. My dad is old, old... old is not good, he often shouts waist... low back pain. Treat my master... after he is cured, my mother said he is good, good... good as a livestock." Ma Jindong Stand up immediately and speak on the spot.
Hahaha...
laughed all over the room and shook the Zushi Bridge in a low voice.
Liu Huadong wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and laughed: "I'll leave first, and bring a friend over later, and see if your master can make my friend as good as an animal."
Four of us, how do you understand what these adults are laughing? I thought I was laughing and Ma Jindong said that his father was like an animal.
Liu Jindong walked a few steps, then turned around and said to the crowd: "I said everyone~EbookFREE.me~ Don’t just watch. If you have rheumatism, treat it quickly. I know that I have rheumatism. The plaster is more than 200 yuan. This time I have to do it. I made 400 yuan."
"Who knows that you are not in the same group? Your acting skills are good. But trying to fool us is really not so easy!" someone said loudly.
"Look at what you said. The money I gave was not a decent renminbi? Besides, no one here knows me. Will I be the trustee? Besides, if they don't let you pay first. You If it doesn't work, you don't have to pay. But some people say that if they are cured, they should pay attention to it." Liu Jindong said.
The man smiled and said, "I have seen many of you tricks. Reality asked me to try it. After the trial, it only didn't work. You said I didn't want to pay. What should I do?"
"Uncle Liu, forget it, people don't believe us, it doesn't matter to us. Anyway, it's fair and voluntary. We made 400 fast today, and it's almost the same." I said loudly.
Liu Jindong laughed: "Then wait for me to come back, I will call a few friends over. As long as you really cure them, you will never treat you badly."
Originally, after I cured Liu Jindong, the people around were a little bit eager to move, but after being mixed up by the middle-aged man just now, those eager to move back again.
"Now there are too many scammers. Don’t believe these. Where is Tuina massage so magical? Don’t be deceived and get sick or go to a regular hospital. I’m Yuan Liang, a doctor of the town’s health doctor. If you have any questions, you can Go to the health center to find me." Yuan Liang said, the people present were even more talking about ~EbookFREE.me~Book friends are welcome to visit and read, the latest, fastest and hottest serial works are all at ~www.mtlnovel .com~For mobile users, please go to read.