Chapter 1471: Camera body

Dust ↘ Yuan √ Literature? Learning √ Net Chapter 1471 Camera Body
‘Not a distress button’
"Look at those bad guys, don't you know that this is the distress button?" Xu Xiaomeng asked with some pride.
"Snapped"
And Mu Fei's sad, straight-headed head ‘Nime girl, do you know that there is an allusion called ‘There is no silver three hundred and two’ here? Do you think everyone’s IQ is similar to yours’?
Despite getting angry, Mu Fei was too lazy to tell her
I saw Mu Fei waved his hand. "Go... hurry and remove all the useless things for me and restore my machine box to its original state..."
"Ah why"
Xu Xiaomeng was shocked when he heard Mu Fei's words.
"Why did the tracker that Brother Xiaomeng took hours to disassemble take hours to dismantle?" Her two small hands held the machine box tightly to protect her. She was afraid that her "labor achievement" would be destroyed.
"Why don't you know why it was demolished? I just said you didn't hear it"
Mu Fei glared at her and pointed at the suitcase again. "So big thing, you make your sister Ruyi hold it every day for class. Does she hold it? Do you want her classmates to treat her as a neuropathy?" "
"Uh this... this this..."
That loli anxiously scratched her head and scratched her head. "This is indeed... it's indeed that Xiaomeng hasn't considered making this thing a bit big, but...but my tracker has many functions"
She once again pointed and introduced on the suitcase with her small hand. "For example, it has a broadcast function and mp3 function. As long as you press the help button, it will start playing music. Even if you are kidnapped, you will not be bored."
"And don't look at it because it's big, it can sit on the bench when it is kidnapped and it won't be too tiring"
"In addition, it also has a Selfie function. Just stand here, put out your scissors, and smile ‘aubergine'..." Xu Xiaomeng said while taking a selfie
"Click"
Just listen to the sound of the shutter in the computer case, "So just take a picture...and then my brother's phone..."
"Information brother, someone will give you information"
As soon as Xu Xiaomeng finished talking, Mu Fei's phone rang
Mu Fei touched the phone, glanced at the flesh on the side of his face, and jumped twice. This is a MMS photo of Xu Xiaomeng’s self-portrait.
"Then my brother's mobile phone will receive a selfie to see if it is magical," Xu Xiaomeng said with a look on his face.
‘I’m amazing you sister’
Xu Xiaomeng didn't say it's okay to say that Mu Fei was really mad
‘I’ve been kidnapped and let it go. I’m so leisurely. At that time, I still played selfies. You thought everyone was as careless and as innocent as you.’
"And if this is not a problem, what would the kidnappers be stupid? Or do you think those people are just like you?"
‘……’
More and more depressed, finally Mu Fei endured the fire and waved his hands tirelessly, "Don't talk, let me tear down the thing for me."
"brother"
Xu Xiaomeng's two Liu Mei's eyebrows twisted into eight characters, their big eyes sparkling with water, "Xiao Meng made it only one night..."
She was so cute, she really could ‘moe to death’ when she made this expression, but she’s useful to others, Mu Fei already has ‘drug resistance’
"It's useless to say that it's useless to disassemble the computer and bring it back to its original state." Mu Fei waved his big hand again with an expression of "no negotiation"
"Well, Bai is busy all night... Brother is really..."
"The mood of not taking care of girls at all is really a gentleman with no gentlemanship..."Xu Xiaomeng muttered her small mouth with a face full of depression. Although she complained, she still listened to Mu Fei's words, ' "Hey, hey!" holding the suitcase and walking towards the back room
It’s not just that she is depressed, Mu Fei is also depressed. Lin Ruoyi’s dormitory turned off the lights at eleven o’clock. The original chat time of about an hour was delayed by this dull loli for more than ten minutes.
Also, it was originally possible to use computer video, which can only be done with a mobile phone
Straightened out the dull loli Xu Xiaomeng Mu Fei lying in bed and connected to the Internet with a mobile phone Click on Lin Ruoyi's picture, ‘apply for video chat’
After a while, Mu Fei’s application was approved. Lin Ruoyi’s slightly ‘baby fat’ cute face appeared in front of Mu Fei.
Someone said that for men, beauty has the effect of "releasing anger and soothing mood"
Mu Fei hadn’t thought about this before, but today he thought it’s correct. Isn’t that the case? He was just stunned by the dull loli. Now he feels much better when he sees Lin Ruoyi.
"My baby, I'm coming... I think my husband didn't call her husband to hear..." Mu Fei's teeth grinned and ridiculed Lin Ruoyi
And Lin Ruoyi and Mu Fei talked about friends for almost a year, but it was still that shy personality. When she heard Mu Fei’s words, her lovely pretty face suddenly floated a red cloud. "To discuss, hate, A Fei flirts with people when they meet..."
In fact, even if she didn't blush, even if she saw her, Mu Fei's heart tickled more and more to tease her, "Hey, he said something else, it's useless to call her husband..."
Mu Fei and Lin Ruoyi's "sweetness"... or "Xu Ma Meng" with Xu Xiaomeng's voice from time to time
After a while, Mu Fei and Lin Ruoyi talked about the topic, "If I want to tell you something... I have something to do in two days and I will go to Fu'an for a "business trip" for a period of about ten days to two weeks... "
"If you call me and I didn't pick you up in time, don't worry. It's because I'm busy waiting for me when I'm free. I'll respond to you as soon as possible..." Mu Fei and Lin Ruoyi said "just things"
‘Hey wait...’
While Mu Fei said halfway, he suddenly realized that there was a problem with Xu Xiaomeng’s large-scale ‘tracker’ Selfie function... It needs a camera, but the computer’s camera... on the computer desk... where did she get the camera?
"If you wait, I have something to do..."
Mu Fei said to Lin Ruoyi, put down the phone and shouted "Xiaomeng Xiaomeng"
"Oh, Xiaomeng is here..."
Xu Xiaomeng's little head in the back room protruded out. She sagged her eyelids and her face was listless. "What did brother call Xiaomeng?"
"Where did you get the camera for how the Selfie function of your tracker came?" Mu Fei asked
"Brother is really a fool. Who still uses a camera this year?"
Xu Xiaomeng waved his hand and looked at Mu Fei with the eyes of "old man" "Is there a camera at home?"
‘Phase, camera’
After hearing this, Mu Fei suddenly had a bad feeling, ‘shouldn’t it be...’
"Camera...which camera" Mu Fei tentatively asked
"Which one is the one you bought some time ago..." Xu Xiaomeng replied with a little head
"The new one..."
Mu Fei felt that the flesh on his face jumped a little at a moment. He spent more than 8,000 yuan a while ago to buy a new entry-level SLR to prepare to go out with Lin Ruoyi and Xue Xue.
‘Nime girl, I haven’t had time to buy it for a month. What the did you do to my camera’
"How about the camera..." Mu Fei asked
"What the rest of brother...you want it again"
"Fortunately, fortunately, if you said that some Xiaomeng would be thrown away later..."
Xu Xiaomeng said that he came over with an open box and handed it to Mu Fei
And seeing the things in this box, Mu Fei felt his heart jumped hard. "This...this..."
At this moment Mu Fei was about to cry without tears. He had the feeling of seeing the sacrifice of his comrade-in-arms. The box was the body of the camera...well, it was actually a pile of plastic fragments
It was this scene of ‘disastrous humanity’ that made Mu Fei unbearable.
"Xu Xiaomeng"
After the reaction, Mu Fei gritted his teeth and looked up at Xu Xiaomeng's eyes, releasing a fierce light.
"Uh……"
Suddenly Xu Xiaomeng had an ominous premonition that she squeezed a reluctant smile, "Brother, brother you... Why do you look at Xiaomeng with such a look, Xiaomeng will be afraid of Smecta..."
"Don't you know why I am like this?"
Mu Fei said somberly, stood up and walked towards Xu Xiaomeng step by step
"This...this this..."
Seeing Mu Fei coming and Xu Xiaomeng stepping back step by step, she suddenly brightened her eyes and reached out behind Mu Fei, "Yeah, brother, watch pigs flying in the sky"
After shouting, no matter whether Mu Fei returned, he swayed the two slender beautiful legs and ran outside the door. "Ah, help me, Flint, help me."
"Pigs fly in the sky, I fly your sister"
Mu Fei wouldn't be fooled. He stretched out his hand and hugged Xu Xiaomeng to the waist and pulled it back. He sat on the bed and took the dull loli to his lap.
"Brother don't make Xiaomeng wrong, Xiaomeng knows wrong..."
"If you know something wrong, I will ask you where you are wrong" Mu Fei asked
"Uh this..."
Suddenly Loli Xu Xiaomeng grinned, she greedily looked up at the sky with one finger, thinking
"Slap"
After thinking about it for a moment, she used her small fist and smashed her other palm to wink her big eyes. "Is Xiaomeng not waiting for you to eat at night?"
"Snapped"
Mu Fei went on without saying a word, "You don't know anything at all"
"Damn"
Xu Xiaomeng couldn’t help but yell at the same time shaking his arms and legs, constantly struggling
pain... Brother, why don’t you tell Xiaomeng how to know

"If you don't know, you can't think of it. I'll hit you until you remember." Mu Fei called out angrily...