Chapter 2: Hurry up and help me
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My Inseparable House Guests
- 烽火成林
- 1131 characters
- 2021-02-26 03:54:12
There are many nicknames sent to him by Conan in Edogawa. There are drum washing machines, 10,000-year primary school students, etc., but the most representative of them is the dying primary school student!
Where to go, where to die, stare at who is pregnant, as long as you are not close to him, then the protagonist of the next homicide news is you.
To be honest, Fang Ze wanted to close the door on the spot and let the Conan student go wherever he wanted, but he didn't dare.
Big Meow said that once the guest left within 100 meters of his side, he would explode on the spot. Instead of betting on whether Big Meow lied to himself, it would be better to bet on the death of this death schoolboy after he came to Huaxia Maybe the realm disappeared, no matter how bad it is, so many people in this building might not die on his head.
"Welcome." Fang Ze uttered this sentence with almost no sincerity, and then welcomed Conan.
"My name is Fangze." Fangze made a self-introduction and said to Conan, "Is it good for you to be Conan or a new one?"
"Call me Conan, and now I am used to being called by others." After Conan walked into the room, he casually looked at the surrounding environment.
Qi Fangze said, "I've packed your room for you, right over there. I'll show you over now."
Conan asked Fang Ze as he walked into the bedroom, "Fang Zejun, it seems you know me well."
"Slightly know." Fang Ze brought Conan into the bedroom, suddenly stopped, the whole person was blocked at the door, and he would not take a step forward.
Ruined.
Xi Fangze forgot about it. The previous tenant of this house, that is, the person who shared the room with Fang Ze, is a standard otaku, and is also a Conan fan, Keai party.
墙壁 The walls of the entire bedroom are covered with various posters, including Conan's posters!
How do you explain it later?
The cold sweat on Fang Ze's forehead came down.
"What's wrong with Fang Zejun?" Conan said, looking forward, then he saw a poster full of walls.
"Um, I don't care about these girl posters." Conan pointed at the posters and said.
Ok? Fang Ze glanced and found that in addition to Conan, the posters were indeed posters of some anime girls.
说 Did Conan not see his poster?
Fang Ze no longer blocked the door and let Conan walk in. Sure enough, Conan's gaze passed directly over his poster without any pause.
Qi Fangze decided to try again.
He deliberately walked to Conan's own poster, picked up the adhesive tape on the poster, and then turned to Conan and said, "Then I will tear this poster off."
"Isn't this a blank piece of paper?" Conan said with a curious look at Fang Ze.
Sure enough, Conan couldn't see anything related to himself.
Fang Ze first pointed out Conan's various things in the bedroom, and then found out some disposable toiletries and put them in the bathroom.
话 "Say." Fang Ze looked at Conan and asked, "When did you learn Chinese?"
Yes, Conan has been using skilled Mandarin to speak since the first sentence of self-introduction. Otherwise, how can a person like Fangze who knows and sells can understand Conan's words.
"I don't know, it seems to have learned when I came here," Conan continued, "It's Huaxia here."
"Yes." Fang Ze said to Conan, "wait for me."
He said that Fang Ze went into his bedroom, took his laptop, and found Conan's movie version, which he brought to Conan's room.
At this time Conan was lying on the window looking at the scene outside, "It's not worse than neon here, I never expected Huaxia to be so prosperous."
"It's okay," Fang Ze said slightly proudly. "Compared with the neon cities, there is still some gap in software, but when it comes to facilities, it's not much worse."
"It's amazing, I want to see it," Conan said.
Fang Ze shook his computer hand and almost didn't throw the laptop down.
We have n’t had any homicides in Haiping for several years, so let the Haiping people go.
Fang Ze put the laptop on the table and turned on the public voice.
But Conan just glanced at the laptop curiously and said "very beautiful computer." Then there was nothing else.
It looks more than just static posters, and dynamic video and sound Conan can't see and hear.
So Fang Ze closed the computer safely, then motioned to Conan to sit down, and he sat opposite Conan.
"There are several questions I want to ask." Fang Ze looked at Conan and said.
"Yes, Fang Zejun, please."
"First question, why did you come to live with me for five days?"
"I don't know." Conan shook his head and said, "I can't remember the specifics, as if it was all arranged by God."
"Second question, do you know that the distance between me and you cannot exceed one hundred meters?"
"I know ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Conan nodded and replied," I will die abnormally beyond 100 meters. "
泽 Ze suddenly felt relieved here. It seemed that this kind of distance constraint was shared by both parties, so he didn't have to worry about a day when a lunatic guest intentionally harmed him.
"Then the last question or request is left." Fang Ze looked at Conan and said, "If it is not necessary, I hope you can stay in the room for these five days. Can you do it?"
"No problem." Conan stretched his arms and pointed at Fang Ze's laptop. "But you have to lend the computer to me. I want to learn more about China."
"Deal." Fang Ze said decisively.
As long as the drum washing machine can be restrained in a small rental house, Fang Ze really does not believe that people sit at home and the pot can come from the sky.
"Oh right." After Fang Ze taught Conan the operating method of the laptop, he said to Conan, "This is Huaxia, so you don't need to add the title Jun when you call me, just call me Fang Ze or Fang Ze Ge can do it. "
"Okay, Fang Ze." Conan said, turning on the computer, and started the news on the browser network.
Xi Fangze looked at quiet Conan and stood up in peace.
It ’s only five days. As long as there is no accident, Conan will stay in this bedroom for five days quietly, and he will stay in the rental house for a full five days. What to eat depends on takeaway, and he does n’t believe it. Can something go wrong? !!
At this moment, Fang Ze's cell phone rang, and he took it out and called it from a school sister of his own.
喂 "Hey, primary school brother, don't you remember what you promised to do for me? Today, a material for planing was sent from the school and you need to deal with it. Come over and help me."