Chapter 165: Soak more goji berries, it’s good for you
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My Life Simulator
- Zao Yan
- 2319 characters
- 2021-02-02 04:27:00
"Kevin, calm down!"
A big African-American policeman walked up and patted Kevin on the shoulder. "Don't be angry, man, that's just a game."
"Of course I know it's just a game."
Kevin's face was full of anger. "I know that the reasoning will not come out and will not affect the interview results. However, I can't accept Thomas deliberately humiliating my nephew!"
"Ok!"
The guy spread his hands and said, "That's the problem between you. You can't interfere in the ongoing interview until Thomas hasn't acted against the rules, OK?"
"OK!"
Kevin took a deep breath, clasped his fist, and thought: Thomas, have you forgotten the taste of an iron fist?
...
In the office.
After hearing the "game" proposed by Thomas, Lu Li was also taken aback.
In the materials that Lu Li had read, there was no such so-called "observation" and "reasoning ability" test for police recruitment interviews.
It's not going to be an agent. Where does the average police need these? Ordinary police officers only need to clock in and go to work every day and work step by step.
Just... a game?
Thomas used the game as an excuse to play this hand with me, deliberately making me unable to answer, humiliating me, even humiliating Kevin?
Lu Chengli sneered. Your abacus is very precise, but it's a pity...I'm going to hang up!
Lifting his eyes to see Thomas, Lu Li started his "insight" with a thought!
Insight into the truth! No clue can escape Lu Li's perception!
At this moment, everything in the entire office, subtle traces, faint voices, and even residual smells, were incorporated into Lu Li's perception.
All the clues were in front of Lu Li's eyes, and everything was well understood.
Opening an insight also consumed a lot of Lu Li's energy, making Lu Li feel a little tired and sweat slightly on his forehead.
According to Lu Li's estimation, he currently opens up to three insights a day without affecting his normal activities. More than three times, it may lead to listlessness and drowsiness.
"Are there any results?"
Seeing a slight sweat on Lu Li's forehead, Thomas smiled inwardly. In his opinion, Lu Li must have been stumped by him, sweating in a hurry.
"There is a result!"
Lu Li raised his eyes to look at Thomas, with a smile on his face, "Mr. Thomas, I have inferred something. But... are you sure you want me to tell?"
"Of course. We are having an interview, aren't we?"
Thomas shrugged, "You must answer my question."
"Since you strongly demand, then I can only say it. I hope you don't blame me."
Lu Li let out a long sigh, and pointed his finger at a vitamin medicine bottle on Thomas's desk. "Mr. Thomas, you poured the vitamin into the toilet and replaced it with another medicine."
"I'm curious, why did you throw out the vitamins and put on another medicine? What are you pretending? What is another medicine?"
Thomas' face changed and his wrist shook.
Lu Li's eyes fell on the trash basket next to his desk, "You tore off the packaging of another medicine. But... it was not completely crushed. I saw the text on it."
"So... there is only one truth!"
Lu Li smiled strangely, his eyes full of sympathy when he looked at Thomas.
"say no more!"
Thomas quickly prevented Lu Li from continuing to speak.
"This is an interview. I must answer your questions. This is what you told me!"
Lu Li spread his hands together, "I don't want to say anything, I want to keep it secret for you, but...I can't help but tell."
"The truth is that you have a dysfunction, commonly known as... impotence/atrophy."
"OH...NO!"
Thomas was angry, shy and annoyed, covering his face with his hands, afraid to see anyone.
On the other side, Kevin and the other policemen in the office, seeing this scene through the monitor, suddenly laughed!
"Hahahaha!"
"Oh... poor Thomas!"
"God! Thomas is so pitiful!"
The other police colleagues spoke sympathetic words, and the smiles on their faces couldn't hide.
"Lyon, good job!"
Kevin raised his fist and laughed loudly.
Thomas deliberately made things difficult for Lu Li, but he did not expect to lift a rock and hit him in the foot, exposing his hidden privacy.
This is the interview material, this video is to be archived. Thomas’ ED will be kept with this video for a long time.
"Mr. Thomas, is my interview over?"
Lu Li looked at Thomas with a smile on his face, with just the right amount of sympathy on his face.
"Get out!"
Thomas roared.
"Mr. Thomas, irritability and anger are symptoms that are not good for you. You should keep a cheerful mood and an optimistic attitude..."
"roll!"
Thomas roared again.
Lu Li shrugged, turned around and left, still muttering, "I plan to introduce you to an old Chinese doctor. If that's the case, then forget it. By the way, making a cup of wolfberry every day is good for you."
...
The joyful interview is finally over.
The written test results and interview results have not yet come out, and the next physical test and psychological test will take a few days.
Lu Li got into Kevin's car and prepared to return to Benson Town.
"Lyon, you did a great job! Your observation and reasoning skills are simply unparalleled."
Kevin's pleats were shaking with a smile.
Kevin felt extremely happy after Thomas had eaten such a big dent.
Lu Li understood Kevin's feelings, smiled, but did not answer.
Then...Kevin came out again. After driving out of the police station, Kevin went to a Chinese medicine clinic in Tucson and bought a large pack of goji berries.
The pack of wolfberries was sent to Thomas at the post office. Kevin also wrote a line of blessings "I wish you a speedy recovery" on the box.
This hand... so poisonous!
Sprinkle salt, cumin, and pepper on the wound. You are going to put Toms on the fire for barbecue.
Of course, Lu Li would definitely not object, and even secretly applauded.
...
In Tucson Police Station.
After the written test results came out, Lu Li scored a perfect score without any surprise.
Seeing Lu Li's written test results, the heads and brains of the police station were full of weird faces. Learning is so good, why not go to university? What kind of policeman are you here?
Next, everyone will look at the interview records to determine the pre-recorded list.
The projector sent the interview video of the candidates to the big screen, and a group of people sat at the desk watching the interview video.
It is worth mentioning that Thomas took time off and he did not come to this meeting.
It stands to reason that his interviewer must participate. It's just... everyone understands if Thomas doesn't come.
When the video played to Lu Li's interview scene, everyone in the conference room burst into laughter again.
Thomas...it's so pathetic!
Not only because of the sympathetic disease, but more importantly, this video cannot be deleted, it must be saved.
Moreover, if Lu Li becomes a police officer, his information will be reviewed every time he is promoted, every time he is transferred, and this video is bound to be watched by more people again and again.
poor guy!
Everyone smiled and shook their heads, focusing on Lu Li.
"A perfect score in the written test shows that his IQ is very high. Remembering everyone in the examination room shows that he is very observant. The last Thomas game proved his amazing reasoning ability."
The chief of the Tucson Police Department looked at the handsome and handsome Lu Li on the screen, smiled and nodded, "This kid is a natural detective!"
The deputy director next to him added: "If he is not too handsome, he will be rushing for this performance."
"Lyon Ruhr is the best of all the candidates."
Others also appreciated Lu Li's performance.
Interview conclusion: passed.
...
The next morning, the Tucson County Police Department announced the results of the written test and interview online.
Lu Li topped the list with A+ in the written test and A+ in the interview.
"Watfak!"
Kevin was stunned when he saw Lu Li's achievements.
Kevin witnessed Lu Li's interview. Kevin is not surprised that Lu Li can get the highest score.
But... also got the highest score in the written test?
What is A+? A+ is full marks! Lyon can actually get a perfect score? What a joke!
After studying for so many years, Lyon has always been hovering on the pass line, often failing and needing to make up exams.
Now... actually got a perfect score?
Interest is the driving force for learning. Lyon's ability to achieve such a good result in the police recruitment test only shows that... he is particularly interested in the profession of police.
Kevin was silent for a while and sighed long. He couldn't stop the matter of Lyon being a policeman, and he couldn't stop it.
A few days later, Lu Li received a notice that candidates who passed the pre-selection would receive physical and psychological tests.
Lu Li came to Tucson Police Station again.
This time, Kevin did not follow. Lu Li came here with his old pickup truck.
The first is a physical examination.
With Lu Li's physical fitness, there is no need to worry about the physical examination. It's just that... the doctor at the physical examination made Lu Li hairy.
The medical examiner is a blond girl in her twenties, she is tender and juicy, and she looks very beautiful.
However... she is a forensic doctor!
Forensic doctors who have seen too many corpses look like corpses, and there is no such thing as handsome and handsome in corpses.
The forensic girl pressed Lu Li's abdominal muscles, still whispering in her mouth, "I have also dissected such abdominal muscles last time, and a No. 3 scalpel is most suitable."
Lu Li only felt terrified.
When you have with your boyfriend, are you also thinking about what scalpel is the right way to cut the chicken?
I'm really worried about your boyfriend, it's really hard to survive.
The creepy medical examination is finally over.
Lu Li is 1.85 meters tall and 75 kilograms in weight. He has a perfect body and strong muscles. He passed the physical examination naturally.
Next is the psychological test.
Lu Li himself is a "psychological consultant" and he knows exactly what psychological testing is about. Besides, Lu Li did not have any mental illnesses or psychological problems.
Do a variety of psychological test questions on the computer, and answer the questions according to the heart. After answering the questions, Lu Li passed the test easily.
This psychological test is critical and necessary. The Milliken police holds the power of life and death. If there is a psychological problem, it is very dangerous.
The last item is polygraph detection.
This is a sequelae of Mi Di’s
the more we fight, the more terror
, for fear that there will be terrorists/elements lurking in the police force, and then there will be big news.
Regarding Lu Li's polygraph test, he specifically asked whether Lu Li wanted to join the police force to avenge the old Ruer and his wife.
"Lyon, we have noticed that the death of your parents is an abnormal death and is related to an organization called the Black Snake Gang."
When Lu Li was sitting on a metal chair with sensors on his body, the tester asked Lu Li, "Now, we want to know the reason why you joined the police force is it for revenge?"
"No!"
Lu Li answered without hesitation. It's just a plot background information, he doesn't care at all.
What does Lu Xun say have anything to do with Zhou Shuren? So... what does Leon Ruhr's background story have to do with my Lu Li?
The tester glanced at the data on the display and found no abnormalities, and a slight surprise flashed in his eyes.
Thomas, I want to help you. But... I can only induce him to have problems, but I cannot modify the data.
The tester pondered for a moment, and then said to Lu Li: "We assume a scenario now. Assume that one day in the future, you will become a policeman."
"During your law enforcement process, you caught a criminal. At this time, you discovered that this criminal was the murderer of your parents."
The voice of the tester speaks with an inexplicable rhythm, and his low voice is somewhat trembling, which makes him feel drowsy.
Hypnosis!
Lu Li just felt a little dizzy in his head, and he reacted in an instant, but he didn't resist, but pretended to be hypnotized.
As a "psychological consultant", how can you not know hypnosis?
It's just that hypnosis is not as magical as outsiders imagine. It can only induce thoughts that already exist in your heart, and they are still very intense.
In other words, it is to trigger the "obsession" in your heart.
The voice of the tester continued.
"When you caught this criminal, you found that he was the murderer of your parents. At this time, there were no witnesses around and no monitoring equipment. You picked up the gun and aimed at the criminal..."
"He's a criminal, he's a scumbag, and he is dead. Will you shoot? Will you shoot? Will you kill him to avenge his parents?"
Having said this, the tester stopped and thought: Thomas, I can only do this step, and more will cross the line.
"Shoot?"
The look in his eyes seemed a little blurred, and the look on his face changed a little. Lu Chengli sneered, but the expression on his face was very similar.
After hesitating for a while, slowly, the expression on Lu Li's face became firmer, firmer, and more upright.
"No! Can't shoot!"
"I am a policeman. I can't shoot when the criminal gives up resistance. He will be tried by a judge for his crime."
"I am a policeman. I arrest criminals for justice, not for personal vengeance."
"I am a policeman, I am a shield to protect the people, and I am a sword to justice."
The voice changed from low to high-pitched, from calm to agitated.
When Lu Li finished speaking the last sentence, his whole body instantly regained consciousness, his eyes were piercing, his brows were clear, and his face was righteous.
The tester's heart shuddered. Such a strong and firm belief?
High IQ, strong observation ability, amazing reasoning ability, and such a strong and firm belief.
Thomas, you messed with a terrible guy. If you don't stop quickly, your end will be miserable.
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