Chapter 192: There are too many stupid things in this world
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My Life Simulator
- Zao Yan
- 2445 characters
- 2021-02-02 04:27:03
"Liu Qin, call the police."
Lu Li retracted his posture and called to Liu Qin.
"Already called the police."
Liu Qin smiled, "When they came out, I already called the police."
Lu Li smiled and nodded. Smart people do things without making arrangements, and they have already done things well.
When you encounter a culprit, you can directly call the police with a shortcut key, without speaking, live broadcast the scene.
Under normal circumstances, the operator will not ask you to report your name and ID number. When I can't get an answer, I don't just hang up the phone when I'm crazy.
"Wow wow..."
After a while, a police car whizzed out with its siren.
The police car stopped on the side of the road. The two policemen opened the door and got out of the car and walked up towards Lu Li.
"How is this going?"
A 30-year-old male police officer headed by looked at a group of wailing on the ground, then looked at Lu Li and Liu Qin, frowning slightly.
Another young policewoman next to her glanced at the howling on the ground and smiled.
"We are tourists. They attacked us and were knocked down by my legitimate defense. That's it."
Lu Li smiled and nodded, turning his head and beckoning to Liu Qin, "Liu Qin, show the video to the police officer."
"Ok."
Liu Qin walked up, clicked on the video on the phone, and passed it to the male police officer who was headed by it. He specifically said, "I have uploaded the video to the cloud storage space."
"Ok?"
The male policeman frowned slightly, you said something like this...Do you believe the police?
Now that the Son of Heaven is in power, and the officials are in charge of Qingming, you really shouldn't worry about this kind of worry.
The male policeman didn't say much, reached out his hand to take the phone, and clicked on the video to watch it.
The whole process of the matter is fully recorded in the video. From the bandit blocking the way, to the bandit attacking, and then to Lu Li's great power to subdue all the bandits, the whole process was clear.
The matter is already very clear. Several attacked Lu Li and Liu Qin halfway, and were killed by Lu Li, all of them fell to the ground.
"Catch the enemy fist?"
Seeing Lu Li's fighting action in the video, the male policeman smiled, returned his phone to Liu Qin, turned his head and asked Lu Li, "Which unit is from? Good skills!"
"I practiced blindly and didn't join the army." Lu Li explained with a smile.
"Not from the troops?"
A hint of surprise flashed in the eyes of the male policeman. He took a deep look at Lu Li and saw Lu Li's thin-skinned little white face. He smiled and shook his head. "That's right, you really don't look like a soldier."
Turning to look at the female policeman next to him, the male policeman said, "Call someone over and bring these people back."
"Yes!"
The female police hurriedly took the order and pressed the communicator to call the main station.
"Are you here to travel? Tell me about your identity."
The male policeman gestured to Lu Li and Liu Qin.
"My name is Lu Li, and she is my girlfriend Liu Qin. We are both Fudan's teachers and come to travel."
While talking, Lu Li handed the two men's ID cards to the male policeman.
"Fudan's teacher?"
The male policeman looked at the wailing around him, his eyes jumped a few times, raised his eyes to Lu Li, and asked, "Physical education teacher?"
"I am a psychological counselor at Fudan School of Economics. She is an associate professor of economics at Fudan School of Economics." Lu Li replied.
Counselor? you?
The male policeman looked at the wailing on the ground, and then at Lu Li, he felt like he didn't know how to complain.
Counselor...you use your fist to give people counseling, right?
"The website of Fudan University has our information."
Liu Qin picked up the phone, swiped his fingertips a few times, opened the information announcement on the Fudan recruitment webpage, and handed it to the male policeman, "Our information is here, you can take a look."
"Really Fu Dan's teacher?"
The male policeman took a look at his cell phone, feeling a little speechless. Such a guy who can hit is not a physical education teacher, but a psychological counselor?
"My name is Tian Mingnuo." (Thanks to the operation officer: Tian Mingnuo)
The male policeman reached out and shook hands with Lu Li and Liu Qin respectively.
The identity of a teacher, with its own aura, is inherently respectable. Although there have occasionally been news about teachers' moral corruption, but... it is news because it is rare.
The male policeman Tian Mingnuo's attitude towards Lu Li and Liu Qin became much more cordial.
"The matter is already very clear."
Male policeman Tian Mingnuo nodded towards Lu Li and Liu Qin, "You are a legitimate defense, and you did not cause major injuries. Then there is nothing wrong, we will take care of the rest."
"Okay! Thank you police officer."
Lu Li took the ID card handed back by the police, pulled Liu Qin up and turned around.
"Uh...that..."
Just as Lu Li and the two were walking, Officer Tian Mingnuo hesitated for a moment, and then said, "There is another private matter."
Tian Mingnuo stretched out his hand and scratched his head, a little embarrassed, "I have a cousin who just finished the college entrance examination, and she should be able to study Fudan in the second half of the year. Her name is Fengling, and she happens to report to the Fudan Department of Economics. Then, two teachers Take care!" (Thanks to the operation assistant Feng Ling 15)
"Does this count as power for personal gain?" Lu Li smiled and joked.
"Hahahaha!" Tian Mingnuo smiled.
"Fengling, right? I remember it."
Liu Qin smiled and nodded, "I taught the basics of economics. Fengling...If I fail the exam, I won't let it go by a score of 0.5."
Uh……
Tian Mingnuo suddenly remembered the fear of being asked to copy a hundred times by the teacher.
Cousin Fengling, I killed you! If you fail the exam in college, don't blame me! I shouldn't bring it up.
The episode passed quickly, and Lu Li and Liu Qin returned to the villa all the way.
In the next few days, Lu Li and Liu Qin visited Biluo Pagoda Park, Lianfeng Mountain, Beidaihe Film and Television City, and King Qin Site, and played around Beidaihe.
"Beidaihe is quite famous, but it's actually nothing fun."
It didn't take two days to go around, Lu Li was a little bit uninterested, "Liu Qin, let's change place!"
"Where to go?"
Liu Qin didn't think Beidaihe was not fun, as long as he was with Lu Li, he could go anywhere.
"Chengde. How about we go to Chengde to play?"
Lu Li has never been to Chengde either. It's just from all kinds of information that Chengde was the former royal summer resort, and there was a former royal hunting ground next to it.
Since Chengde, the capital of the Qing Dynasty, was definitely a good place, it should be possible to have fun, right?
"Chengde? Yes."
Liu Qin nodded with a smile. Chengde is only more than 300 kilometers away from Qinhuangdao, which is very close.
"Okay! Let's go to Chengde."
Packed their luggage, the two arrived at the station in a courtesy car picked up by the villa.
Because there is no direct train from Qinhuangdao to Chengde, you can only take a bus. It took about three hours to reach Chengde.
When they arrived in Chengde, the two of Lu Li first booked a hotel in Chengde Mountain Resort, rested for one night, and began to enjoy Chengde the next day.
First visit Chengde Mountain Resort, then to Jinshanling Great Wall, Putuo Temple, Wuling Mountain, Mulan Paddock.
...
Mulan Paddock in Chengde.
"you are the wind I am the sand……"
On the Mulan Paddock, Lu Li and Liu Qin rode side by side on the grassland. Lu Li opened his arms and sang loudly.
"How old is this? You know how to sing?"
Liu Qin grabbed the riding whip, brushed it in circles in his hand, turning his head to look at Lu Li.
"Uh...we were only two years old when this braid show premiered?"
Lu Li curled his lips, "I watched the rebroadcast after the rebroadcast, okay? Mango Channel has been rebroadcasted countless times, okay?"
"Haha!"
Liu Qin shivered with a smile, "I always think you are at the Black Mango Terrace."
Lu Li shrugged, "Illusion! It's definitely an illusion!"
While laughing and talking, the two rode forward on the grassland in the Mulan Paddock.
On the grassland ahead, a fence encompasses a grassland. A large group of people gathered around the fence.
Inside the fence, the rider galloped on the horse, and the surrounding crowd cheered and shouted.
"That's...horse racing?"
Liu Qin raised his whip, pointed to the fence in front, and asked Lu Li.
"should be."
Lu Li looked up and saw clearly that he was racing over there.
"Their horse runs so fast!"
Liu Qin raised his horse whip, drew it on the horse hip, flicked the rein, "Drive!"
Then... the bay red horse still trot unhurriedly, without any intention of speeding up.
"Don't bother."
Lu Li shook his head, "These horses are specially trained and will never run at high speed. If a tourist breaks down, who will pay?"
"Well, that's true."
Liu Qin lowered his whip and shook his head helplessly, "When I was in the U.S., I also rode a horse on a racecourse. The U.S. side... is the same."
"You are not a professional jockey. Don't ride fast horses. Riding is still more dangerous."
Lu Li had rode a horse in the national equestrian team as early as in the championship plot. He is well aware of the dangers of riding horses.
Modern people rarely ride horses, and riding skills are all scum. Falling from a fast-moving horse is not much different from a car accident, and injuries are inevitable.
The stories written in the novels that modern people who have never rode a horse traveled to ancient times and could ride a horse on a horseback, absolutely nonsense.
Riding a horse is just like driving a car. It looks simple, but it is not so easy in actual operation. If you are not careful, you will have a car accident.
After going around in the Mulan paddock, after experiencing the addiction of riding a horse, when he returned, passing by a bow and arrow shooting range, Lu Li frowned slightly when he saw a tourist shooting an arrow in the shooting range.
It's him? Is he here?
On the bow and arrow shooting range ahead, Lu Li saw a young man who was arching his bow and shooting arrows. It turned out to be the guy who was sending flowers to Liu Qin in Fudan.
This can be encountered, the world is really too small.
Lu Li curled his lips and didn't mean to say hello in the past. He walked side by side with Liu Qin, passing through the bow and arrow shooting range.
"call out!"
With a bow, the arrow pierced through the air, and the "snatched" sound was nailed to the edge of the target...
"Xiaohui, your technique has regressed!"
A sturdy man next to him opened his bow and took an arrow, and he screamed, hitting the red heart.
"It's boring! Can't raise the energy!"
Xiaohui dropped his bow and arrow, turned and left.
Just turning around, Xiaohui suddenly saw Liu Qin riding by outside the shooting range. He was shocked, "She... why did she come?"
"Who?"
When the strong man heard Xiaohui's words, he turned around and asked, "Who did you see?"
Xiaohui didn't answer, but stood there, dumbly watching Liu Qin and Lu Li walking side by side, slowly walking past.
"Huh? Those two..."
The strong man followed Xiaohui's gaze and saw Lu Li and Liu Qin walking side by side.
"Hahahaha! I see!"
The sturdy man laughed, "These are the two Fudan you said? Haha! What a coincidence, you can meet them all."
After a few laughs, the strong man walked to the railing of the shooting range and shouted at Lu Li and Liu Qin: "Hey! Two people over there. I met an acquaintance, don’t you say hello?"
"Brother Kang, don't..."
Xiaohui was shocked when he heard this shout, and quickly wanted to stop it, but it was too late.
Lu Li and Liu Qin also heard this shout, and saw the strong man waving and shouting, and Xiaohui next to him.
"Is that guy?"
Liu Qin frowned slightly when he saw Xiaohui.
Lu Li let out a long sigh. I have pretended not to see it, why should I call it broken?
Reaching out to hold the reins, Lu Li turned his head to look at the sturdy man and Xiaohui, raised the whip in his hand, and said, "We are unfamiliar! Anything?"
"Xiaohui said, you are a fierce man."
The strong man raised his bow and arrow, "I don't believe in anything fierce or fierce. Come on! Are you interested in playing together?"
"Not interested in!"
Lu Li didn't want to deal with this kind of obviously second-generation person, and waved his hand, "You play slowly and go first."
"and many more!"
The strong man yelled, "Xiaohui is my brother. My brother ate a flat in front of you and lost his face. Of course I can’t just look at you as a brother. Come and play with me. . If you win, this matter is completely wiped out. If you lose, you have to give our brothers wine to apologize."
"Neurotic!"
Lu Li didn't bother to pay any attention, flicked the rein to "drive", drove the horse, and moved on.
"Huh? How about such a big show? How many elder brothers are still ignored?"
The strong man frowned, stretched out his hand to draw an arrow from his quiver, stretched out his hand to break the arrow, and drew a headless arrow, and pulled out the longbow.
"Fuck! Stop it!"
Xiaohui was taken aback when he saw this, and hurriedly shouted: "Kang Zhigang, why are you crazy? Don't make trouble for Laozi!"
"Look at the arrow!"
The burly man ignored the small wave at all, shouted, and shot an arrow at Lu Li. With a "shoo", the arrow flew away from the string and shot towards Lu Lili.
"grass!"
Xiaohui trembled with anger when he saw this situation, "Kang Zhigang, I'm not your uncle!"
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Lu Chengli was startled. The rapid response brought by the lightning reflection made Lu Li respond instantly.
The whip in his hand was suddenly swung, and it was swiped with a whistling sound, and the arrow that was howling came flying out.
"grass!"
Lu Qiqi's head burst into flames, his eyes were cold, and he shouted at the strong man: "You are so crazy!"
"Good skill!"
The strong man gave Lu Li a thumbs up, "Sure enough. Come on! Let's make gestures!"
Sign your uncle!
Lu Chengfou was furious. There are too many stupid things in this world.
Are you really full to support you? Are you deliberately looking for something?
Do you think Brother Chuanxi Pao is a bully? I'll show you something awesome!