Chapter 550: If you don't read books, you won't be a zombie!
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My Life Simulator
- Zao Yan
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- 2021-02-02 04:28:43
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"Officer Lu, you changed to a new car!"
Chef Wang ran over with a smile on his face, "Congratulations, Police Officer Lu, for mentioning the new car. This is a high-end product! What Mercedes-Benz or BMW is scum compared to this."
Obviously, Chef Wang is licking again!
Chef Wang, who has been struggling in the society for many years, understands one truth deeply. Licking is a survival skill. Don't despise licking a dog, as long as you lick it well, lick to the end, you have everything you need.
Knowing that he is not capable enough to survive in this world. When he saw Lu Li in the TV tower, Chef Wang licked it. Now, even if Lu Li is the king of zombie...
What about the King of Zombies? As long as the lick is happy, he won't eat me in one bite.
And... With such a horrible king of zombies, is there a safe and explosive shed?
Following the King of Zombies, the foxes are pretending to be tigers, and the people are bullying...Uh, bah, anyway, with the power of the King of Zombies, I can walk sideways.
At this moment, Chef Wang seemed to have found the true meaning of life.
It doesn't matter if you don't have the ability, as long as you can lick, as long as you follow the right person... Well, it doesn't have to be a human, anyway, as long as you follow the right boss, you can just take off!
No wonder there were so many treacherous officials in front of the ancient emperors. Gao Yu, Cai Jing, and He adults, these are our role models.
"Officer Lu, you are so amazing!"
Chef Wang started flattering again, "If it weren't for you, we would be dead. You are really our great savior!"
Your special mother is really a talent.
Sister Yin Zhi rolled her eyes. I have been professionally complaining for many years. When I meet you, I feel like I don't know how to complain.
"It just happened to catch up."
Lu Li smiled, Chef Wang really has the potential to be a traitor!
"Let's go! Get in the car!"
Sister Chao Yinzhi and Chef Wang beckoned, and Lu Li turned and got on the armored command vehicle.
"Good! Thank you!"
Chef Wang nodded and bowed again, and sat on the armored command vehicle with Lu Li.
Sitting in the car, Chef Wang shrugged his nose, his face a little strange.
"It smells! The car smells so bad!"
Sister Yin Zhi was more upright, and she said directly.
smelly?
Naturally, the smell was left by the previous body.
It's just... Lu Li frowned, and took a few breaths with his nose, but he didn't feel any smell.
Is this a zombie's sense of smell different from that of humans?
However, when I was at the gate of the community, I also smelled the woman's corpse in the car. Why now...
Lu Li's expression changed. Could it be that the zombie virus is eroding me more and more severely? Am I still being eroded by the zombie virus?
At this moment, Lu Li's expression turned ugly.
He remembered a question. If I fail to solve the zombie virus in this plot, after returning to reality, am I still in the form of a zombie? Is there still a zombie virus in the body?
if it is like this……
Lu Li trembled all over. Absolutely not! Absolutely not! If you are still a zombie after you go back, and still carry the zombie virus, the consequences will be disastrous.
Therefore, I must solve the zombie virus, and I must work out a method to treat the zombie virus.
If it used to be just to save humans or zombies in this world, Lu Li didn't actually have much sense of urgency. Even if he couldn't figure it out, he would at most just spend some badges and directly "offline" to exit the plot.
Now...Considering the possibility of becoming a zombie after returning to reality, Lu Chengtou's sense of urgency is very strong.
This is not only saving the world, but also saving oneself, and even the real world that may be infected by the virus that oneself brought back.
Lu Li's silence and ecstasy changed the expressions of Chef Wang and sister Yin Zhi in the car.
Chef Wang turned his head to look at sister Yin Zhi and gave a fierce look.
Sister Yin Zhi's face turned pale, and she quickly revealed a difficult smile, "Haha, it's okay, my nose is bad, and I smell the wrong smell. This...in the car...the air is very fresh, hehe, very fresh!"
"That's it!"
Seeing the trembling appearance of the two, Lu Li shook his head helplessly, "Before, someone died in the car, and I haven't had time to clean it. Of course, you have to be thankful that I didn't take the time to clean it, otherwise... after I came over, I can only avenge you!"
This... is really true!
What's the smell, it's better than losing your life, right?
"Thank you! Thank you Police Officer Lu for arriving in time, thank you for saving us."
Chef Wang and sister Yin Zhi, thank Lu Li together.
"Okay, don't talk about that."
Lu Li waved his hand, started the car, and drove out all the way.
"Officer Lu, are we...returning to Zhuangqiu City?"
Through the steel plate shutters beside the car door, Chef Wang looked outside and asked Lu Li, "Officer Lu, there are too many zombies in the city... I think it might be safer if we find a village nearby. ?"
With that said, Chef Wang pointed to the front, "The Jinjilong village where there was a chicken farm before, now there are no flying chickens, it should be very safe. There are fields outside, which are more suitable for survival than the city!"
"Lu... Officer Lu, I think what Chef Wang said makes sense."
Sister Yin Zhi thought for a while, and agreed with Chef Wang's opinion, and quickly said, "Officer Lu, or... shall we stay in the Jinjilong village ahead?"
"No way!"
Lu Li frowned and said, "Although there are fewer zombies in the countryside,...there are more mutant creatures, especially mosquitoes! Stay here, you will undoubtedly die."
"Mosquito?"
Sister Yin Zhi exclaimed, "You mean, mosquitoes will also mutate? Will they become as huge as those mutated animals?"
"That's not it."
Lu Li shook his head, "Insects have no lungs, and their ability to absorb oxygen is insufficient. If they increase in size, they will not have enough oxygen to support their activities. Therefore, even if they are infected with a mutant prion, the insects will not grow larger. Look like."
Having said that, Lu Li smiled, "It's because they don't increase in size, but they are more invincible. If you are bitten by a mosquito, you will become a zombie. Would you like to try?"
"hiss……"
Chef Wang shivered all over.
"Mosquitoes...it turns into a zombie if bitten by a mosquito..."
Sister Yin Zhi's expression turned pale, "Police Officer Lu, you said...Does mankind have a future?"
Just when this was said, sister Yin Zhi laughed dumbfounded. I asked the King of Zombies if there is a future for mankind?
Unexpectedly, Lu Li immediately replied: "Yes! There must be! I will do my best to work out a cure for mutant prion infection."
This is no longer to save the world, this is to save Lu Li himself.
"You...research..."
Sister Yin Zhi and Chef Wang looked at each other. What did i hear The king of zombies said he wants to do scientific research?
"Why? Don't you believe it?"
Lu Li smiled and pointed at himself, "Introduce myself. Lu Li, a professor of medicine, the world's top genetic scientist. I am not a police officer, please call me Professor Lu!"
"what?"
Sister Yin Zhi and Chef Wang were dull.
It turns out that the threshold for being a zombie is so high? It's not that the professor level can't get ahead, or the scientist can't be the king of zombies?
The world's top genetic scientists, even if they become zombies, are the most powerful king of zombies! Scientists... are so awesome.
Could it be that what the teacher said was true when he was studying? Read carefully, knowledge will make your life more exciting!
Lu Li's number is so wonderful! It is really great to be able to read books, and becoming a zombie is the most awesome zombies!
So... how do we scumbags live?
Sister Yin Zhi and Chef Wang have begun to doubt their lives!
The car was speeding all the way, and not long after, Lu Li encountered the majestic "Boar Knights" again.
Hundreds of big rhino-like pigs lined up in long lines, marching along the highway mightily.
Seeing the armored command vehicle coming by Lu, the mutant pigs started screaming again and launched a charge.
"Jing Lu... Professor Lu, those wild boars are here again!"
Sister Yin Zhi pointed at the wild boar rushing forward, and shouted at Lu Li: "Are we... bumped into it again?"
"There is a better way this time."
Lu Li smiled and pointed at the gun platform behind him, "Did you see it? We have a gun."
With that, Lu Li stepped on the brakes, stopped the car, turned over and got out of the cab, and climbed onto the cannon platform.
Pulling the bolt and loading the bullet, Lu Li held the handles on both sides of the gun's tail with both hands, aimed at the pigs rushing forward, and pressed the electric activation button with his thumb.
"Boom bang bang..."
The twenty-five-millimeter machine gun burst into flames instantly. The bullets whizzing by, shred everything in front of me.
Blood spattered and flesh and blood flew.
The dense shells smoothed the forward lineup of the "Wild Boar Knights", and dozens of mutant pigs rushing to the front were torn to pieces in an instant.
The mutant pig is still a kind of creature, even if the brain is burned out by the zombie virus, it will still instinctively feel fear. It is not a real Tiehan!
So...a rain of bullets swept through, the "Wild Boar Knights" instantly collapsed, and fled one by one.
In less than ten seconds, it's easy!
Caliber is justice, and range is truth. Even in the doomsday when zombies are rampant, this truth still applies everywhere!
"Finish!"
Lu Li smiled, got out of the gun platform, and returned to the cab.
"gone!"
Start the car, step on the accelerator, and the armored command vehicle continues on the road.
"Jing Lu... Professor Lu is mighty!"
Chef Wang started licking again.
Sister Yin Zhi rolled her eyes and spit out secretly: Chef Wang, you can just change your name to Wang Daqi!
Lu Li smiled and cast a approving look at Chef Wang. Nice guy, promising.
Therefore, Lu Li gave Chef Wang a glorious task, "Chef Wang, you will control that machine gun."
"what?"
Chef Wang froze for a moment, but he didn't object, but said, "Professor Lu, I can't use it?"
"Hold the handles on both sides with two hands. There is a red button on the tail of the cannon. Press it to fire."
Lu Li waved his hand, "Go! You'll be proficient with a few more shots!"
"Good... good!"
Chef Wang quickly got up and climbed onto the cannon platform.
The machine gun in front of Chef Wang looked a bit hideous. He stretched out his hand tremblingly to hold the handle and shook it a few times. It seemed not difficult to operate.
"Try a few shots!"
Lu Li called out to Chef Wang.
"okay!"
Chef Wang agreed, turned the barrel, randomly found a position, and pressed the launch button with his thumb.
"Boom bang bang..."
Even with the cannon fixed on the armored vehicle, the recoil was absorbed by the armored vehicle, but the shock of the arm was still severe. Chef Wang's arm shook like a jumper.
In this way, the shells didn't know where they were flying.
"Moo..."
Below a hill in front, a loud roar suddenly burst out.
A big scalper that was about the size of an elephant, with two horns that were more than one meter long, glared at a pair of bright red bull's eyes, and rushed over.
"Ah! Monster!"
Chef Wang screamed in horror.
You are really a mildew star!
Lu Li yelled, "Fire! Aim at it, fire!"
"Oh! Good! Good!"
Under Lu Li's roar, Chef Wang finally came back to his senses, and quickly turned the muzzle and blasted at the giant scalper who was rushing.
Dense shells roared past!
Chef Wang perfectly performed the "Elephant Stroke Technique~EbookFREE.me~, such a big scalper comparable to an elephant, it just missed a shot.
Lu Li curled his mouth, stretched out his hand to take off the precision shooting rifle, opened the shooting port on the car door, and was about to pull the trigger.
then……
With a "bang", a 25mm cannonball accurately hit... the indescribable thing between the hind legs of the big scalper.
Damn it! What a great gun!
Lu Li's eyes stared out.
The big scalper rushed forward, and only the moment it lifted its front foot and took off, could it hit that place, almost nothing.
Great, Chef Wang!
After this shelling, the big scalper burst out a miserable howl. The bull's temper broke out, completely ignored, and rushed even more crazy!
"Kill!"
Chef Wang roared in excitement and continued to bombard the scalper.
It's a pity... Just hit that shot, even if the big scalper rushed ten meters away, Chef Wang missed a shot.
At a distance of ten meters, he could not hit an elephant-shaped target. This is not something ordinary people can do.
Lu Li curled his mouth, raised his precision shooting rifle, and pulled the trigger with a "bang".
The 9mm bullet whizzed out, hitting the big scalper's forehead in an instant, piercing the skull and exploding the cow's brain.
With a "bang", the big scalper fell to the ground.
"Casefire!"
Chef Lu Li Chao Wang shouted.
Chef Wang, who was excited, shivered all over his body when he heard the roar, and quickly released the launch button.
The corners of Lu Li's mouth twitched a few times.
Chef Wang, it's really a mistake to let you fire.
I wasted hundreds of cannonballs and couldn't kill a mutant cow.
Sure enough, there is no way to lick a dog. This is probably an inevitable law!