Chapter 36: Insert two white outside the small fan

(Note: This diary is told in dog language, and is helped by seven brothers to translate into human language. Don't ask why the seventh brother knows the dog language, the writers are all learned, you haven't heard of it...)
Date: Not clear. Weather: Awesome!
This is my first diary, so I have to introduce myself. My name is Erbai, ethnic Husky, now three years and eight months, my father is called Tang Hao, my mother is Lu Yingying, and I have a brother named Tang Yibai. My position in the family ranked third, after my father, before my brother.
My brother is a bad person. As for how bad he is, I won’t say it. After all, it’s my brother, I can’t be unrighteous, right?
Oh, yes, there are clouds. Cloud is my girlfriend (Tang Yibai: You say it again!)... is my brother, my girlfriend. Of course, in fact, she does not like my brother very much, her favorite is me. She played with me whenever she had time, liked to throw the ball to make me jealous, and liked to let me give her slippers. She loves me so much. Of course, I have to give her face. I will bite someone else's slippers, and she will never bite.
I have many good friends. Teddy, Jingba, and Keji in the next building are my friends. To be my friend, you need to meet a basic condition, that is, the body size can not exceed half of my. For example, Alaska upstairs, I never bothered to be friends with it (cloud: actually because I can't beat it ). As for Samoyed, it is even more impossible. They are so beautiful that they have become a public enemy of dogs. How can I be friends with it! My friend is absolutely! Correct! Do not! can! ratio! I! Handsome!
Where did you say that? Oh, yes, I am here to write a diary. Today is my brother's birthday, and our family has given him a birthday together. The cloud bought a fruit cake with the strawberries I loved. Look, the cloud really cares about me. When she helped my brother to light a candle, my brother kept laughing, hey, it was a person who had never seen the world.
After the birthday, the two of them sneaked into the room, how could this escape my sharp dog eyes. I did not hesitate to follow the past.
Scorpio, what did I see? My brother is biting the clouds? ! Although you are my brother, I will never allow you to bite! Biting people is the dog's privilege to cut! And you bite the clouds! Simply hateful!
(Cloud: Don't say it again qaq)
I yelled at him angrily: the bark!
He even had a face angry. "How did you get in? Go out."
Oh, I won't go out, I will stay to protect my goddess!
I jumped into the arms of the cloud and looked at him angrily. The cloud touched my head and gave me great encouragement.
However, he, my biological brother, he did not care about his family, dragged me down to the ground, and then... threw the room...
Finally he closed the door heavily.
Oh, thought you could stop me? Stupid humans are so naive!
I ran out, circled around, and finally jumped to the window of their room, glared at the window and looked at them coldly.