Chapter 36: Let me laugh for 5 minutes
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My Private Planet
- Cotton Guard
- 1468 characters
- 2021-03-03 06:36:30
The information that the greasy middle-aged Li Zhan revealed in and out of words was all for money.
The old-minded mercenary has a clear purpose and is for white women.
can listen to what the beautiful girl Xie Yufei with high IQ said, dream, common dream!
What a lofty term, Wang Yan was so moved that he almost cried. This is probably the difference between a normal person and a freak!
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Wang Yan took Xie Yufei to the Caesar tribe, his private plot.
Although Wang Yan is unwilling to admit it, it is undeniable that he did put the most effort into the Caesar tribe, and the Caesar tribe is also the fastest growing among all tribes.
shows the Caesar tribe to Xie Yufei, and can help him with Xie Yufei's IQ in all aspects. Moreover, he has already designated Xie Yufei as his wife.
Thanks Yufei, has the right to know everything.
In the forest outside the tribe, Wang Yan and Wang Yan hid in the dark, observing the rapidly developing Caesar tribe.
The solar panels all over the mountains, the nondescript hairstyles and clothes, the abstract portraits of the of light on the walls, and the primitive people who are still practicing writing "drumsticks" with a pencil...
Seeing all the magic in front of him, Xie Yufei was stunned!
Xie Yufei stared at her beautiful big eyes, she swallowed her mouth, and asked, "Don't tell me, this is the result of your days?"
"It seems that it is." Wang Yan nodded awkwardly. When he was alone before, he didn't think there was anything, but the style of painting was a bit crooked, but now, why does he suddenly feel so ashamed!
just now!
The children in the two tribes seem to be trying to review what they have learned before.
ran to the forest, and had a serious conversation face to face!
"have you eaten?"
"have eaten."
"what are you eating?"
"The chicken drumstick I ate, how about you?"
"me too."
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"Puff! Hahahahaha..." Seeing this scene, Xie Yufei finally couldn't help it, clutching his belly and laughing, "Wang Yan, you are so talented, haha, I can't help it anymore, hahahaha, just leave it alone I, you let me laugh for five minutes first..."
"..." Wang Yan's face flushed red, and he couldn't say a word in slander. It was too embarrassing. I knew it was better to take her to another tribe!
I felt quite normal at the time!
How can it look so terrible now!
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Talk and laugh for five minutes, just laugh for five minutes.
When the time came, Xie Yufei forcibly stopped smiling. She wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes and was still panting. Obviously, she laughed very hard just now, and endured very hard.
Xie Yufei smiled: "I'm sorry, Wang Yan, I can't help it..."
"Laugh if you want to. If you feel uncomfortable, you can laugh for another five minutes. It hurts your body!" Wang Yan shrugged and said empathetically.
He simply broke the jar, if he has the ability to build the world, do he need to go back to the earth to catch people?
The voice did not fall.
Xie Yufei has already burst into uncontrollable laughter again, and doesn't care about her perfect image. .
Wang Yan's eyes twitched, you are really welcome!
It's so funny!
"I don't laugh anymore, I really don't laugh this time!" Xie Yufei straightened up, took a deep breath, worked hard, calmed the chaotic breath, and said, "Wang Yan, from the bottom of my heart, you never thought of leading them to the right road!
This is so heartbreaking!
Wang Yan couldn't help covering his chest with emotion, he was speechless, but the facts are there, what can he say, is he going to tell Xie Yufei that he has been working hard and carefully planning their future? Finally, they grew up like this, can't you blame him at all!
With a sigh, Wang Yan blushed and squeezed out four words between his teeth: "Insufficient ability."
Xie Yufei looked at Wang Yan, smiled and shook his head, and walked towards the tribe: "Go, let's go in and take a look!"
Wang Yan followed.
"The God of Light!"
"Meet the great God of Light!"
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As soon as the two entered the tribe, they were immediately noticed by the tribe.
Everyone greeted Wang Yan diligently. They looked at Xie Yufei curiously, but did not dare to step forward to say hello. But in their opinion, the one who can come with the God of Light is definitely a God!
This goddess looks so beautiful, no wonder the God of Light would reject the women in the tribe!
The women in the tribe are far from the goddess!
humanoids, no matter how many galaxies and ages they cross, their aesthetics are surprisingly similar.
Xie Yufei looked at everything with a smile, tilted his head and raised his eyebrows: "Guangming God?"
Wang Yan also empowered her with the ability of spiritual resonance, and she can understand primitive people.
"They gave me a seal." Wang Yan smiled awkwardly, and whispered to Xie Yufei about the origin of the of light.
"Lighting lamp! That's right, you are indeed the of light." Xie Yufei pursed her lips, nodded with a smile, she reached out and touched the top of a primitive child next to her, and looked around, "What a group Lovely guy!"
"It's very cute!" Wang Yan said, "That's why they have to make their lives better!"
"God of Light, you are finally back!" Caesar and the dog left rushing over, holding a stack of notebooks in their hands, "Great God, this is the task you left for us. Everyone in the tribe has completed it. After we checked, we let them eat. After two days, you never showed up. I urged them to repeat the language of God that you taught us before, so that everyone can speak clearly. !"
Xie Yufei took the book and looked at it casually. The smile on her face grew stronger as she looked at it. After reading a few copies, she threw the book to Wang Yan: "The homework you left for them? Well done."
Wang Yan opened one of the notebooks. As expected, with the exception of the first few words, which are skewed, the following words turned out to be better and better, which can be called neat!
You should know that the two characters chicken legs are not easy to write for primitive people who have never touched pen and paper.
Wang Yan did not hesitate to praise his praise: "Yes, Caesar, you did a good job."
Caesar, who was praised, became more eager to learn: "Great God of Light, when will you teach us new things?"
Wu Zhugou is looking forward to it~EbookFREE.me~ There is no way, the food has been taken away by the gods, if they don’t learn new knowledge, they will have nothing to eat!
In the past few days when the gods disappeared, in order not to get hungry, they had to go out hunting again!
But the prey from hunting, even after being burned by flames, tastes so much worse than God's food, it's hard to swallow.
It is difficult to change from extravagance to frugality. People in the Caesar tribe have been raised by Wang Yan unknowingly!
"Leave aside the learning of God's language first. When I have the right ideas, I will continue to let you learn." Wang Yan said.
"What about the food?" Caesar was immediately anxious. "The great God of Light, the tribe has been out of food for several days. We keep running, studying, and hunting for food, which is not enough for the people to eat. Many people are hungry!"
is already embarrassing enough, are you still here to eat? A group of pig teammates! Wang Yan refused to fight, and reprimanded with a black face: "Caesar, didn't you guys live well before! Why do you become so lazy now? The Light Church does not allow lazy people to appear. From now on, food You have to think of a solution for the matter of your own, even food can’t solve it by yourself. The Light God Sect does not need such waste!
This time, Wang Yan is really angry!
"Please forgive us, God of Light." Caesar and others counted as one. They all knelt on the ground and tremblingly asked Wang Yan for forgiveness. What was wrong this time! The God of Guangming became more and more elusive!
This group of kowtows! Wang Yan closed his eyes, faceless and continued to show Xie Yufei his results.
Xie Yufei looked at everything in front of him with a smile, quietly stabbed Wang Yan in the back, and relieved him: "Let's go! We are almost done, let's discuss how to proceed!"