Chapter 45: Arthur's tribe stricken by Li Zhan
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My Private Planet
- Cotton Guard
- 1383 characters
- 2021-03-03 06:36:32
"Innocent! Boss." Li Zhan cried out. He wiped the sweat on his head and explained, "I admit that there may be some problems with my personal life style, but I really do work hard."
"Haha!" Just sowed the seeds of hope in the Continent of Order, he saw such a pickled thing here in Li Zhan. Under the huge psychological gap, Wang Yan was very angry. He sneered and pulled out the swing stick. Blind?"
At this time.
also found that the leaders of Wang Yan's Arthur tribe stopped what they were doing and ran over to visit their god.
"I'll settle the account with you later!" Wang Yan glared at Li Zhan and put away the swing stick.
Li Zhan was dripping with cold sweat.
……
Although Li Zhan’s arrival gave the Arthur tribe an unprecedented joy, but Wang Yan waved a swinging stick to lay down the entire tribe.
Moreover, in the hearts of the people of the Arthur tribe, the materials they are enjoying now are bestowed by Wang Yan.
After all, they were involved in the transportation of materials.
In a blink of an eye, a large area fell to his knees in the cave.
Patriarch Arthur knelt in front of Wang Yan piously, on behalf of the tribe, thanking God for the messenger of their tribe, and praising the god's virtue in front of God.
The spiritual resonance is full of praise.
In summary, the arrival of the envoy has brought unprecedented happiness and prosperity to their tribe. They are grateful to the envoy and thank God!
……
Eating, drinking and gambling = tribe thriving?
Wang Yan glanced at the trembling Li Zhan, wishing to throw him into the sea to feed the fish immediately, a good tribe, forcibly ruined this bastard!
Wang Yan's murderous eyes frightened Li Zhan. He glared fiercely at the primitive tribe's alcoholic friends, jumping and cursing: "You bastards, what kind of tongues are you chewing! Lao Tzu will bring you delicious and spicy drinks." Yes, you turn your heads and cheat me!"
"Great envoy, your kindness is in our hearts." Arthur smiled and saluted Li Zhan.
"You bastard, I still have a smile when I cheat, I will kill you if I don't die!" Li Zhan gritted his teeth.
"Cheers!" Arthur made a toast to Li Zhan with a smile, and then said a standard English word.
"Cheers, you MGB!" Li Zhan was desperate. From his point of view, this primitive man was pitting him to death. In front of Wang Yan, he was talking about drinking. This is not enough for him to die. Fast!
……
Listening to the conversation between the two chickens and ducks, Wang Yan was stunned and forgave Li Zhan.
In such an environment, this guy can still enjoy life in the primitive tribe, which seems to be quite difficult.
However, Arthur didn't learn Chinese, but English was quite slippery. Listen to the phrase "cheers", which is a proper London accent!
waved his hand to make Arthur and others retreat.
Wang Yan looked at Li Zhan and said, "Give you a chance to explain. If you can convince me, I will let you go this time."
"Yes, boss!" Li Zhan breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a wry smile, "It's not that I don't work hard, but I really can't work hard! They don't understand what I said, and I don't understand what they say! Follow your instructions, I taught them to speak Mandarin at the beginning, but for two days, for two whole days, they couldn't even learn a person, a mouth, or a hand!"
"That's your method is wrong!" Wang Yan said, when he didn't have the ability to resonate, it only took a few minutes to teach primitive people how to learn chicken legs!
"Boss, I swear, it's definitely not a problem with my method." Li Zhan hurriedly defended, "It's a problem with their tongue. I taught them to be anxious that day, so I cursed'fuck', but I didn't expect these niggers. Just open your mouth and learn! I their ancestors too!"
FUCK!
For an instant, even Wang Yan wanted to scold his mother. The first Chinese character learned by the Caesar tribe was "chicken", and the first word learned by the Arthur tribe was ‘fuck’!
In this of a world, it is absolutely impossible to follow a serious line!
Patriarch Arthur’s pure London accent "cheers" convinced Wang Yan of Li Zhan’s explanation, and he asked, "And then!"
"And then?" Lee battle embarrassing scratching their heads, "Boss, you know I'm doing? English was learned earlier returned to the teacher, in addition to say 'fuck', 'shit', 'bitch', basically I won’t say anything else! Let’s not mislead others! Later, I had an idea and thought of English movies, so after I connected the generator, I let them teach themselves!"
"Watching movies to learn English?" Wang Yan said coldly without calling aside, "Why don't you let them watch Japanese movies and learn'Linen'?"
"I showed them!" Li Zhan muttered, "I didn't learn the linen, but I learned a lot of posture! However, they prefer European and American..."
boom!
Wang Yan raised his foot and kicked him out. He couldn't help it anymore. This actually watched a small movie for primitive people!
Make evil!
Is this bastard's head filled with shit?
Li Zhantian crawled back, looking like a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water: "Boss, I know you are angry, but what can I do, I am also desperate!"
"..." Wang Yan's head hurts and his heart is so tired!
"Boss, it's not without gain, wait for me." Li Zhan patted his head, turned and ran to his tent. After a while, he ran back out of breath, holding a large cup of glitter in his hand. Diamonds, "Boss, look, diamonds are all top-quality. There is a diamond mine near the tribe. Get these diamonds back to the earth. We have sent them. With money, what kind of talent can't get it! Why should we be here? I suffer this foreign sin here!"
Awakening!
Wang Yan sighed again, this guy is hopeless!
"Boss, let me go back!" Li Zhan begged pitifully, "Give these diamonds to me for operation~EbookFREE.me~ Let's be happy and happy on the earth, and then get a bunch of real foreign devils to teach primitive people to learn. English language……"
"I want to be beautiful!" Wang Yan glared at him and said, "You don't even have a day to come here, so you just want to go back and take refuge. There is no such good thing in the world! Moreover, there are so many talents on earth. , Why should I ask you to operate for me? On the earth, you are 40-50 people, guarding a small shop and eating and waiting to die; here, you messed up a good primitive tribe. Li Zhan, tell me, what can you do to allow me to hand over the company to you on earth? Is your face big?
Li Zhan was said to have no self-confidence by Wang Yan, his face flushed, and he spoke for a long time before he said: "I am loyal to you!"
"Haha!" Wang Yan smiled disappointedly, "Li Zhan, don't say I don't give you a chance, in a year, I will make the Arthur tribe look like, if I am satisfied, I can consider giving you a new one. jobs."
"Okay!" Li Zhan nodded in despair. He knew his situation. He and Wang Yan only met three times.
Moreover, he still thought about pitting Wang Yan at the beginning, even if he did his best to restore the image in Wang Yan's heart, but loyalty really cannot be mentioned!
It is normal for Wang Yan to distrust him.
For the current plan, only by working hard to make achievements in the Arthur tribe can we exchange Wang Yan's trust!
"Boss, get me some English books!" Li Zhan looked back and glanced at the primitive people of the Arthur tribe who were still watching movies, and sighed, "It's not a serious thing to show them movies to learn English!"
"You know it's not a serious matter?" Wang Yan glanced at him, empowered him with the ability of immortality and spiritual resonance, patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "Li Zhan, fight for the spirit, don't Let King Arthur be destroyed in your hands."