Vol 3 Chapter 428: Queen Mother and Jade Emperor


Before Bai Ze and Youqin Xuanya reacted, Li Changshou bowed into the sky and said:
"Disciples understand."
Then he stood up and looked at Youqin Xuanya with full of emotion, so that the latter could not help standing up.
Qin Xuanya's eyes are a bit puzzled, white and tender fingers are entangled with each other, and the ice-blue skirt swings like water ripples, slowly falling, and a little confused.
Bai Ze laughed: "But Master Taiqing heard our talk and ordered you?"
"Mr. Bai said this badly," Li Changshou sighed. "The teacher has worked hard and planned for centuries. His Majesty the Emperor Jade must have known about it, but it reminds me a little. Don't hesitate to make mistakes."
Bai Ze frowned immediately.
Is this the gap between yourself and the water god... making the beast desperate?
There are some question marks on Qin Xuanya's forehead, but Li Changshou didn't say much, she didn't dare to ask too much, and she didn't know what happened.
I heard that Brother Longevity and Mr. Bai began to discuss the division of labor, it seems that Mr. Bai always pays attention to the safety of Ling'e, and Brother Longevity also divides part of his mind and is in the South Island.
Qin Xuanya took the initiative to say: "Sister Longevity, can Xuanya do anything?"
"You are unable to participate in these matters we are discussing at this time," Li Changshou laughed. "When practicing in the mountains, remember to review the movements I taught you before."
"Yes!"
Qin Xuanya clenched her fists and promised to see that Li Changshou and Bai Ze continued to discuss the matter of Mr. Teacher, so they summoned the flame scale sword box and went to the open space not far away.
After taking a light breath, Qin Xuanya's body glowed with a faint golden light, which reflected that her deceitful frost and Aoxue's skin was more crystal clear.
She pointed a water mirror in front of her, reflecting her figure, and then holding the hilt of the flame scale sword box with her left hand, gently forward, her body leaning sideways, her slim figure surging brightly. The light, the whole person is full of heroic spirit, like a Valkyrie.
"The right way is vicissitudes!"
The movement kept a few moments, Qin Xuanya blushed, withdrew her sword, wondering how she could improve her expression in the movement just now.
Beside the water pool, Bai Ze hugged his arm and hit Li Changshou with his shoulder. He said:
"This Qin Xuanya, will surely be known to the three thousand worlds.
Water God intends, when to let her go to heaven? "
"In three to five years," Li Changshou lifted the tea pot and drank. "It depends on what she means. Although I have made so many arrangements, I don't want to force her to do anything."
Bai Ze mouth slightly skimmed, said indifferently:
"Water God, you're a little bit unreasonable. People and girls are dedicated to doing such errands for you. You still say so.
Sometimes the water always evades some responsibilities subconsciously, which is indeed to avoid cause and effect, but it is somewhat unbelievable.
Even if she was allowed to go this way, why can't she give her a clear order directly, she was just a humanist, and the water is already a disciple recognized by the saints, and it would be harmless to bear some pressure for her. "
Li Changshou thought about it carefully and smiled: "What Mr. Bai taught was that I was also a little thoughtful.
Then, I arranged directly for Xuanya. "
"The water thinks about things and is more thorough; the water thinks about people, there are always deficiencies.
Hahahaha, the joke, the water does not go to the heart. "
Li Changshou shook his head, turned to look at Ling'e's situation, and began to make the next plan.
Half a day later, Li Changshou's paperman hidden in the side of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother again had a movement after many years.
Two paper-man flew out of the ground, one turned into a middle-aged scribe, put on a brocade, took a folding fan, and the other paper-man was put in his sleeve for spare.
In this way, he swaggered toward the prosperous city.
At the bottom of my heart, there was also a revised "script" about the emperor's emperor and the queen's calendar.
The Jade Emperor's life was rich and wealthy. His father was the guard of the city, and he had a common soldier in his hand, and he was well-known within a thousand miles.
The Jade Emperor's calendar was named "Hua Youming". He was naughty and mischievous in the backyard of the general's palace. He was tired of writing, sloppy, rough, easy to get on, and had a small belly.
This is the script setting, not the emperor's own temperament!
-Ordinary power minister serious face.
The queen's calendar is the old lady of the local city's main palace, gentle and virtuous, named'Xia Ningshuang'. Because the jade emperor's queen is a little spiritual soul, their adult appearance and appearance are similar to the body, so Xia Ningshuang got it early. The name of beauty.
According to the script set by the Queen Mother, the Hua family and the Xia family were close, and Xia Ningshuang had been fond of tossing Hua Youming since she was a child. Every time the two met, they had to make fun.
Li Changshou did not want to come to the dunya...
Interfering with Jade Emperor and Queen Mother's calamity is a thankless thing.
But he couldn't stand the word "Go", he could only reach the city with a scalp, and had an unexpected "encounter" with the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.
Encounter... What did you meet?
Li Changshou hadn't entered the city yet. Immortal knowledge swept away and found a teenager shouting in a teahouse.
Look at this young man, Jianmei starry, unrestrained, wearing a sable coat on a hot day, his body is half-rectified, half-slanted and collapsed;
Around him, 16 people in soldier's armor and 8 people in domestic servants' short shirts occupied the front tables.
On the wooden platform on the side of the tea house, several young women were playing the tunes, singing the minor tunes of the bones of the people, playing the soft, low-pitched tone, and the level was quite good.
The teahouse was almost full, and the teahouse folks rushed around, sending tea and snacks to collect coins, gold and silver. What they wanted was stability, and a light and silent foot.
After a tune, an uncle in the corner of the teahouse got up and applauded, but as soon as he shouted, he was shut in the mouth by someone who walked with him, and murmured:
"Don't kill me, did Master Hua let out?"
On the soft couch in the front row of this teahouse, the young master who wore mink in summer cleared his throat calmly, raised his hands and applauded gently, saying:
"reward."
A domestic servant immediately carried a tray forward, sprinkled some gold and silver on the other girls, and delivered a pair of valuable bracelets to the girl who played the lute.
The girl's face was flushed, and she stood up to salute the Major General in Washington, and said softly, "Thank you Master."
"Just come here today," the teenager said, "Mo is tired, I will see you tomorrow."
The girl was busy: "Yes, young master."
The group of soldiers and guards with swords stood up immediately, standing behind the boy and swaying out of the teahouse.
Before going out, the shopkeeper of the teahouse ran over, slamming at the teenager, and then whispered:
"Master Hua, when will you take Yingying back to Fufu?
Yingying’s master and sister have been urging the little old man to tell you that you’ve got enough things, they are really uneasy..."
"Come on," the boy beckoned. He was almost an adult. He hooked the shopkeeper's neck.
The shopkeeper's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and the teenager looked at the street without focus, calmly saying: "Master Master is going to take the song back home after watching a song?"
That man came to drink a few more cups of tea with you, do you want to take down your tea estate? "
"This, this..." The shopkeeper's mouth is a little trembling, "Master Hua, don't get me wrong, the old man is just..."
The young man sneered, patting the shoulder of the shopkeeper in the teahouse and leading away.
At the corner of the street, Li Changshou witnessed this scene, covering his face with a folding fan, and really looked a little bit blind.
I don't know what kind of expressions should be waiting for His Majesty Jade Emperor's calendar to end.
And according to the script of the Queen Mother, Master Hua is about seventeen or eighty years old, and she will experience ups and downs, the destruction of wealth and poverty, and live in poverty. Then she will go to the Queen Mother’s mansion.
-This is the result of the coincidence of the two scripts.
Of course, these are all destined destiny, there is the possibility of changing life, and the trajectory set by the book of life and death is not static.
Uh, brain mending the reincarnation of His Majesty the Jade Emperor, standing at the head of the city holding a long sword, shouting to the sky:
‘God thief, I can’t help but my fate! ’
That picture is really classic!
However, taking into account the emotions of Master Daozu and His Majesty's face after returning to normal, Li Changshou still has to do some work to prevent this from happening.
Li Changshou thought about one or two, followed up, first learned more about the nature of the jade emperor's calamity, then went to understand the situation of the next emperor's calamity, and finally decided how to arrange it next.
Hey, when I thought of the saint's will, I arranged the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother...
It is also quite exciting.
...
Li Changshou followed Hua Youming for half a month.
He saw the side of Hua Youming Playboy, playing casually in the city, walking south and north, shopping for tea, chatting with the young masters of other powerful families in the city, and then being fooled by the older brother. floor.
As a result, a deputy general from Washington took the soldiers back.
I also witnessed the scene of Hua Youming being ridiculed when he met other friends--
Hua Youming walked into the upper floors of a restaurant. All the drinking brothers looked at him and laughed, and some shouted:
"Master Hua, have you been caught back by your mother again?"
Hua Youming glared, lifted the hem of his robe and tucked it into his belt, and quickly walked up and beat the talking and laughing people. The beating was a swollen nose and crying father.
Then Hua Youming grabbed the wallets of the elder brothers and threw them into the hands of the guy who wanted to pull the frame but didn't dare to move forward:
"Today all the expenses in this restaurant are paid by several of their sons."
The restaurant immediately cheered up and down, and inside and outside the building was filled with cheerful air.
By the way, Li Changshou also figured out why those red ropes appeared.
This was a year ago when Hua Youming had just left Washington and became friends with a group of young masters in the powerful family.
At the age of Hua Youming, she was a bit tempted at the beginning of her heart, and when the fox friends were bragging, one shouted "I want to marry ten" and the other shouted "I want to marry twenty."
Hua Youming snorted coldly, opened the shirt, revealing the word "Dazhi" written in it, and said indifferently:
"Master Ben wants to make more women happy!"
So he became famous in one battle and became a famous upstart in this small circle.
It was in this atmosphere that Hua Youming began to become a little frivolous and irritable. After two visits, she really fell in love with a few girls, but at first she was ignorant, and at the same time her mother was in tight control, he did not dare Really trouble.
This kind of lovesickness can be affectionate or simply greedy.
Hua Youming belongs to the latter, which is projected on the clay figurines of marriage, which is what happens in the palace of marriage.
How should I guide myself?
Li Changshou did not rush to Washington, but began investigating the situation inside and outside the city, and listed the relations of common forces within thousands of miles nearby.
It's about His Majesty the Jade Emperor.
At this time, Li Changshou didn't want to be the'teacher' of the jade emperor's calamity, but after thinking about it, he decided to mix in with Washington and be a schoolboy...
Washington? Senior companion student?
I have seen this episode in my previous life.
Li Changshou laughed a few times and started the first wave of attempts.
He turned into a teenager, carrying a suitcase and a servant, and arrived in front of the back door of Washington. When he wanted to get close, he was stopped by two soldiers:
"Stop! What are you doing?"
"I am a student of reading and learning. Because of my family's disappointment and inability to live, I want to come to the government and ask, are there any schoolboys here?"
"No shortage"
"Two..."
"Put the dog."
Li Changshou glared, before he could say a few words, the backyard door opened, and a few four or five inches tall little puppies rushed out, chasing Li Changshou and ran three streets.
The cruelty of the two goalkeepers really made the ordinary power gods in the heavens really admired.
Li Changshou quietly touched the back door, thinking about Washington for a while.
At this moment, a middle-aged man wearing a long gown and wearing a beard came together and muttered to Li Changshou:
"Xiongtai also wants to go to Washington to spend time together?"
"Oh?" Li Changshou smiled. "Could Xiongtai have a way?"
"That is, we specialize in helping Xiongtai like this, heroes who want to work in Washington but have no way out."
The middle-aged man posed his thumbs to his back, "We are a few dead brothers, and later you push us to the back door, crying a little bit worse.
The wife in the house is soft-hearted, and you will be taken away when you cry... Hey, don’t leave Xiongtai, Xiongtai, don’t you ask for the price?
We only charge you one year's wages after entering the government, and we will give them in two years!
Brother... Bah! Mix it yourself! "
Li Changshou left quickly, and after walking a few steps, he could not help laughing out loud, which was quite interesting.
Forget it, let’s use an alternate plan that works faster and negotiates with Bai Ze.
Pretend Daxian.
Li Changshou took two months to prepare.
He first chose the appearance of a middle-aged scribe, and mixed himself as a bookmaker in the dunya.
Later, in a nearby big city, the name of "human contemporary talent" was fired, and this reputation was spread throughout the world.
This is similar to Poseidon's "The Story of Poseidon", but it is a novel and interesting one that can be passed down by word of mouth.
like what:
When exhorting young people, a golden light appeared in the back of the head, persuading gamblers to start a new life, sitting in front of the flower floor and talking about the truth for two days and two nights, the flower floor collapsed directly, the flower housekeeper was kind, the girl Half of the redemption leave;
In addition, wherever he walked, the dead fish became alive, the dry wells swelled water, sat on the floor, sprouted flowers, and raised a hand to attract flying birds to hover.
When his reputation became hot, Li Changshou visited the most famous local academy while there was a debate, and a few white-haired old sages shouted at the teacher, but he drifted away...
Spreading fame is only the first step, and the second step is to take the stage.
Li Changshou announced that he was going to study abroad. I don’t know which city wanted to be received. The messengers of the city masters from the news held gifts and lined up a long dragon on the street.
Li Changshou again used the phrase "too lazy to go too far", and chose three nearby cities to make his reputation a big one.
He deliberately put the real destination, that is, the city where Washington is located, at the end of the itinerary, spent ten days walking through the two cities, opened a few "dial-up" conferences, and finally arrived with all his honor. The city where Washington is located.
On the day Li Changshou arrived, the soldiers and welcoming soldiers welcomed the men and women from all over the city, and only a few hundred pounds of flowers were thrown.
During the banquet, Li Changshou said a few more words:
"Life is too short, the world is too big, although my heart is boundless, but my feet are unbearable.
The city is outstanding, and the scenery is also good. Later I will stay here for three years, open a small college, teach seven or eight disciples, and then continue to travel far to explore the boundary between heaven and earth. "
The dignitaries couldn't help being overjoyed, coming forward one by one, each talking about how good their children were.
Li Changshou smiled and shook his head, saying that he would not accept tuition or gifts, but only accept disciples who are smart and sensitive;
When the academy is completed, ask them to bring their own children to visit.
Just in the prosperous area of ​​the city, this contemporary magnate bought a large mansion, and his shot was very generous;
In just one night, the original building of the house disappeared, and Li Changshou arranged a bamboo forest, a pool of water, and several rockery in it. Only two bamboo houses dotted it.
There are mortal people who want to break through, but get lost in the house. From where they enter, they come out confused.
Suddenly, anyone with a little knowledge knew that this was the ‘superior’ in the city, and the family sons were sent to the academy, where the adults led the line.
Li Changshou said again that he would accept four male disciples and three female disciples.
The dignitaries in the city were excited again, and a large number of girls and girls came to the college.
The order of queuing is also very realistic. Whoever has the highest status will be ranked first.
Hua Youming and Xia Ningshuang met again in front of the academy. Originally, Hua Youming was the son of the city's guardian and was firmly ranked first; but Xia Ningshuang, who was wearing a veil, came to Hua directly and softly. Standing in front of Ming, he turned his head to reveal a pitiful look.
Hua Youming was just a little moved, so Xia Ningshuang whispered:
"Go, go behind."
Hua Youming's eyebrows were raised, and various situations of torture by the girl in front of him appeared before him!
The three-year-old nap blanket was splashed with water, the five-year-old cricket was pushed into the mud pit, the seven-year-old was chased by a bee running around the courtyard, the nine-year-old climbed the roof and was evacuated, and the eleven-year-old...
At the moment, Hua Youming hates from the heart, the evil grows toward the courage, takes a half step forward, glaring and punching.
Xia Ningshuang blinked gently, and her face behind the veil was full of tenderness.
"Are you going to hit me, Xiao Mingming?"
"Master Ben doesn't know you in general!"
Hua Youming snorted coldly and took two steps back, and a few chuckles came suddenly from the crowd behind.
Jingle, Jingle...
A bell sounded behind the gate of the academy, and the door opened on its own, and a word came from inside:
"The first twenty beginners can listen to my lecture and decide to stay based on classroom performance."
All the teenagers and children will immediately flock to each other, and Xia Ningshuang and Hua Youming occupy the best position in the forefront.
But after Xia Ningshuang jumped into the wooden door, Hua Youming turned to stare at the crowd who was going to rush up~EbookFREE.me~ There were still some immature faces with majesty.
He snorted: "What squeezed! What rushed! Didn't you know how many pounds you have?"
Those who do not learn to do nothing on weekdays outside! Dare to rely on the forces of his own family and grab the first place to blindly occupy the quota, I will see him once and fight once! "
After all, Hua Youming didn't even enter the door, which surprised Li Changshou.
When Li Changshou was thinking about how to get Hua Youming inside, Hua Youming shouted aloud again:
"Let literacy exceed 100 advanced!"
The dozen or so young children who were originally at the forefront couldn't help but stop.
They can't do it!
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