Chapter 1: There is only 1 system left from good baby to rebellious youth

It is said that there are countless planes in the universe, and even some planes are almost the same as our time. The story takes place in a parallel world almost identical to the Earth.
Ye Yeguang is an elementary school teacher. Hey, it should be said that it was originally a primary school teacher, because Yeguang resigned today. Why did Luminous resign? The cause of the matter is very complicated and bizarre.
Ye Yeguang, JX Nanchang, 182 people, looks not handsome, but also looks very pleasing to the eye and looks good.
These days, Ye Guang's parents started to worry again. Why are you asking? Because there is such an uneasy son at home! When the son grows up, he loves tossing, he jumps more and more, and the old couple is worried.
I said luminous, that was originally the old couple's heart treasure, obedient baby. Since the beginning of school, Luminous is the child of someone else's legend. From elementary school to high school, the first in the class every year, what can be learned, the teacher will basically listen to it once.
When I was young, my classmates could envy him. When other students are doing math homework, Luminous is playing marbles; when other students are doing Chinese homework, Luminous is playing marbles; when other students are playing marbles, Luminous is playing marbles with them. Don't ask me who the marbles are.
Why are you here? Because even if the goods are not written, they will not be criticized by the teacher.
I am also a student. Why is the gap so big? Not convinced? Think the teacher is unfair?
Teacher gave you 一 a word back: "If you can take the first test every time, you don't have to write homework!"
From elementary school to high school, the parents of Luminous have no need to worry about Luminous. This child is smart, well-learned, polite, and sensible, and will come. Neighbors like him. Luminous parents always raised their heads and raised their arms when talking to others, and they were very proud of themselves. However, this situation only lasted until the third year of Luminous High School. That year, Ye Guang secretly did something that made Ye Guang's parents want to discount his legs. Dad's sticks were lifted, but he didn't have the heart to fight.
那 In the college entrance examination year, Ye Guang secretly applied for one, two or three volunteers to Nanchang University, and chose the art category: painting. Luminous parents almost spit out old blood when they knew.
Yeguang ’s parents did n’t interfere much with his son ’s Yeguangbao ’s colleges. His son has been worrying about his childhood and his academic performance is top-notch. With regard to his son ’s achievements, Tsinghua University ’s Yeguang parents did not dare to shoot their breasts, but Fudan ’s traffic luminous My parents still feel confident. In this case, my son can go to whatever school he wants to attend. Even so, when volunteering, the mother still couldn't help but sighed and urged Yeguang.
I remember that Yeguang patted her and said, "Mom, don't worry! I know, my son promises not to lose face!"
Mom believes.
Then, Ye Guang secretly reported to Nanchang University.
After volunteering for the deadline. On that day, Luminous was pinching his shoulders on his dad, and lame on his mother's legs, and the sweet talk kept on going, causing the second old man to be in full bloom. Dad waved his hand. "Say! What you want to buy and what you want to do while your dad is happy!"
Then, the luminous face said unchanged: "I volunteered to report to Nanchang University."
"..." Mom and Dad were silent. A little surprised, what about Tsinghua University? What about Fudan Jiaotong University?
Yeguang added another sentence leisurely: "One, two or three volunteers are all Nanchang University."
"..."
Why did you report to Nanchang University? Mom and Dad were somewhat surprised. Luminous parents thought that it might be that the child has never left home and never left his parents since he was a child, so the university is willing to go abroad. Nanchang University is not so good. Fudan Jiaotong University is definitely far worse than Tsinghua Peking University originally expected. But it is also a 211 key university. My son's academic performance is so good, he is a dragon and a phoenix. No matter which university he attends, he will be successful in the future. Moreover, it is understandable for children to be unwilling to leave home. Parents who are close to themselves can take care of their lives. Having figured this out, Ye Guang's parents didn't say much, just a little disappointment.
Dad sighed, "Nanchang University is Nanchang University. It's close to home. It's okay."
The mother should also agree: "Yes, you are close to home, you do n’t have to live in school, you do n’t have to eat in the cafeteria, you are growing up, and you have to keep up with nutrition. What's your specialty? "
Yeguang weakly replied: "Artistic ..."
Mom and Dad instantly glared at Luminous!
I haven't waited for my parents, Luguang added: "... painting major."
brush! My mother stood up angrily, my dad had a toothache ...
I concealed my application for Nanchang University, and my child was reluctant to leave home. We can tolerate applying for an art major. What children want to do in the future is not easy to be a parent. But if you choose a painting major, what do you want to do? You are going to fly! I ca n’t bear it. Did not say, hit him!
My mother leaned on her hips and pointed at Luminous nose and cursed: "You child, what do you want to do? Painting? You draw a ball! Just your two brushes, you still learn to paint!"
Dad also helped: "That is, that is, you still learn to paint. When you were a kid, you said that you drew a tiger, and you drew a hellokitty. What kind of major did you choose to choose? Acting, film and television, even if you learn I also recognize a dance, but you just choose a painting! You are going to turn it up! "
怎么 "What? You still want to be a painter? I don't know if a painter is famous after being immortal. Do you see a few live painters who are famous?"
"Okay, even if there are, but that is also an old painter of the seventies and eighties. You are a young man, and you will be impoverished until the seventies and eighties fail?"
"Do you still expect me and your dad to feed you forever?"
就是 "That's right, just stop at your unreliable momentum. Your mother and I might be mad at you someday."
"What do you think in your head? You said! If you don't give me a perfect explanation today, you don't want to expose it!"
"Yes, give us a perfect explanation!"
"..."
"..."
My parents gave a full-time verbal comment on Luminous for half an hour. Power is comparable to a nuclear bomb. Luminous brain was wet, not sweat, but the spit of my parents.
"Yes, baby, dad, can volunteering be changed?"
Dad's eyes were clear and excited, "Yes, yes, yes, yes. Can change, can change!"
My grandmother busily said, "So what are you waiting for, let your uneasy son change your wishes!"
"What my son, not your son!" Cried Dad.
My grandmother glared at my dad: "At this time you are still yelling at me!"
"..."
Yeguang wiped the sweat and saliva mixture on his forehead and looked up at the wall clock, 18:43. Weakly said: "It is 18:43, as of today 18:30, which is the happiest time when you scold me, the national college entrance examination voluntary reporting system has been officially closed ..."
"..."
"I killed you a bad boy!"
Uh ...
So, after the college entrance examination, Yeguang became the national college entrance examination champion with an amazing total of 720 points, and then admitted to Nanchang University ... Arts ... Painting ...
开心 The president of Nanchang University is as happy as winning the lottery. The champion of the whole country. He didn't go to Tsinghua University or Peking University. He came to Nanchang University. After all, it ’s still a child from my hometown. It really gives us a long face. This is the major chosen by this child ... Regardless of his major, it doesn't matter what major, all of us are students of Nanchang University! So, a big wave, tuition? Free, free! scholarship? Give, according to the highest specifications!
的 The presidents of other major universities are also crazy. What the hell? No. 1 in the National College Entrance Examination. If you do n’t come to Tsinghua University and Fudan Jiaotong University, you do n’t choose so many famous universities. Instead, choose Nanchang University? This Nima is unscientific! Also, what is the major selected by the college entrance examination? Art ... Painting. Gosh! There must be something wrong with it ...
As for the mother and father of Luminous, Luminous won the national college entrance examination champion, and originally raised his eyebrows and exhaled, but Luminous parents did not go out to show off. What is it? The college entrance examination champions say it's awesome to go out, but if the neighbourhood neighbor asks which school your child attends? Tsinghua or Peking University? how to answer? Luminous has reported to Nanchang University for painting, and it has become a boat. Did you say that Luminous parents didn't say good? Still not saying good? Still not saying good? Can't afford to lose this person! That's it.
Ye Yeguang's teacher and high school classmates were also surprised and asked him why. Ye Guang was annoyed by asking too many people. In the end, as long as someone came to ask, Ye Guang answered in two sentences: NTU was close to home and there were many professional girls.
Very willful answer, but nothing wrong.
As a result, Ye Guang was willing to be close to his home, and Nanchang University, with many sisters, spent his college career. In the end, four years of college passed, but Ye Guang didn't make a girlfriend ... but Ye Guang's professional skills are leaps and bounds! It's amazing! The painted tiger finally does not look like hellokitty. Like a coffee cat! Don't laugh, this is already a huge improvement.
After graduating from college, Luminous parents were worried about Luminous' future work arrangements.
Yeguang said with pride to his parents, "Dad, mom, don't worry about your elder, I have already thought about what I do! And it is a decent job."
My grandmother's face was pleasantly surprised: "Son, what work? Let's talk."
Dad has a bad hunch.
Yeguang confidently took out a small "teacher qualification certificate" from his pocket and proudly said, "Be a teacher! See, I have passed the exam! How good the teacher is, selfless dedication, teaching and education, lofty and great Everyone who knows your son in the future must respectfully call your son: Teacher Ye! Think a little bit excited. UU reading www.uukanshu.com "
Grandma: "..."
Dad swelled on the spot: "No!"
Yeguang certainly shouldn't: "I'm going! I have all my exams."
"Don't go!"
"I just want to go!"
"You are not professional! You are wrong!"
"I'm going!"
"Being a teacher is a low salary!"
"I'm going!"
"There is no future as a teacher!"
"I'll go!"
"Don't you dare to break my leg!"
"I'm going ~"
"How dare you swear me!"
"..."
In the end, Luminous parents still did not twist the luminous.
Ye Yeguang successfully applied in a local primary school and became a glorious contract primary school teacher ...
After a few months. Luminous resigned ...
Mom and Dad are going crazy, what are you doing? Are you a monkey monkey? So frustrating, you're going to turn it up! The college entrance examination school is not well selected, the majors are not well selected, and the work does not allow you to be a teacher. You have to be a teacher. The teacher resigned after a few days. What are you doing? Just ask what are you doing?
When my neighbors knew about it, they shook their heads when they saw Yeguang. Alas, there were so many good-looking children when they were young. This child is ruined.
My father and mother are worried. Alas, it was helpless to have such an uneasy son!
Ye Guang is very helpless. One sentence MMP can't stand it, what is this for? What toss? Your ancestor was stingy ... broken! system! System!