Chapter 1365: Pig Ba Jie and Sha Monk
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My Teacher is Sun Wukong
- Fu Ouran
- 1249 characters
- 2021-02-25 03:40:30
Because of his professional habits, Zhu Dachang is a bit like interviewing when he asks someone else. This made Zhu Gang very uncomfortable, said faintly, "good."
"So, Mr. Zhu, it is not convenient for you to show your kung fu, let us also open our eyes, so that I have a bottom in my mother's heart?" Zhu Dachang said.
"Inconvenient." Zhu Gang directly rejected.
Zhu Dachang couldn't help but frown. I wonder if this person is a liar? Zhu Xiaojie is young and easy to be deceived. If I am a parent, I have to give him a check.
Moreover, he also did not want Zhu Gang to live at home. He is a local tyrant. The safe in his home has a lot of valuable things. He is often not at home. It is really unreliable to let an outsider live at home. However, Zhu Gang was the son who came back, and it was inconvenient to rush him away immediately... The mind began to figure it out, and how to refrain from Zhu Gang’s stay at home.
"Dad, don't ask again, and make the guests unhappy!" Seeing Zhu Gang frown, the fat man hurriedly said. The pig's eight precepts are the masters who are so hard to come back to him. If he makes things ruin because of his father's reasons, he will lose a lot. Said to Zhu Gang: "Master, go to my room and ignore them."
After that, I took Zhu Gang into my room.
"This child..." Zhu Dachang and Julie are very helpless.
After a while, the fat man came out again and said to Zhu Dachang: "Dad, after the Master lives in my room, I live in the study room. Later, you should treat Master Zhu like the class teacher."
"In addition, Master said, you must immediately prepare him a table of wine to entertain him. Just be a teacher's feast, you must also toast him."
"We also want to give him a toast?" Zhu Dachang was depressed. "Socially, you can afford to be toasted by your father. It is estimated that only those who are official. He has not shown any effort..."
"Big fat, you will rely on chubby. I believe his vision, should not look at the wrong person. And if that person has no real ability, he will not be able to stay for a long time." Julie said.
"Well, I will give it to a five-star hotel and give him a table." Zhu Dachang picked up the phone.
"Dad, not a banquet, but to get it at home, he said he was too lazy to walk." The fat man said.
"Too lazy to walk? The shelf is really big." Zhu Dachang said, "Well, I let the hotel do a few dishes and then package it for delivery."
"Dad, you may have misunderstood. Master is not a few dishes, but all dishes, each dish must be the same, all sent to the home." Fat said.
"All dishes?" Zhu Dachang thought he had got it wrong. "So many dishes, is he finished eating? Also, if you order all the dishes of the big hotel, you can't spend tens of thousands!"
"Yes," said the fat man. "Why do you think that when I travel, why spend money so fast? This hotel is at noon, change one at night, and every bit has to be so much."
"He is going to eat the rhythm of my poor! Even if I am a local tyrant, I can't afford to eat it like this." Zhu Dachang said.
"Dad, you won't be able to afford even his meals. Master taught me not to pay tuition," said the fat man.
"Do not charge tuition? He will be worth a few months of tuition for a meal." Zhu Dachang said with no anger.
"You can listen to him when you are fat, I don't believe it, he can eat so much." Julie said, "And he eats a lot, he has to come up with the corresponding skills."
The fat man is even more depressed: You give him what to eat, I want to find him a beautiful woman.
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The other side.
The big die came to the door with the sand and the door. "Boss, I will take you to handle the hair and dye it again. Your hair style, and the color of the turkey, looks like a second-class patient, and it is still a second uncle. My father is a special soldier. I hate that others are not well dressed."
"Haircut? I have been used to this hairstyle. And my red hair, that is the symbol of mana, absolutely can not be dyed." Shahe said.
"When you do, you can always do it, but you must take care of it. You see your hair is split," said the big die.
"That's okay." Sha said helplessly.
The two said that they walked into a barber shop and wrote three words of washing and cutting at the door. After walking in, I found several prostitutes who were exposed to and were playing on the sofa.
If you are a discerning person, you will know that this barber shop is not serious. In the name of a haircut, secretly do some unspeakable transactions. The most famous sentence is that the washing and blowing blows 20 pieces and blows 300 pieces. However, the big die has not been to this place, I don’t know what the cat is, the sand and not to mention.
"Do you want a haircut?" a woman came over and asked.
"It is he who wants to get a haircut, I don't care," said the big die.
"That line, this big brother, do you want to wash it first?" The woman asked Shahe.
"Wash it, wash it." Shahe said.
"Then come with me upstairs." The woman said, finished, and walked up the stairs inside the house. Sand and turned his head and glanced at the big plate with a questioning look, and the big die nodded to him. He has not been to modern society, so many worldly things have to ask the opinions of the big die.
After being affirmed, he followed up.
After arriving upstairs, Shahe found no other guests inside. "Let's lie down." The woman said to the special reclining chair for shampooing.
"Will you wash your head and lie down?" Sand and strange thought. However, seeing the recliner is indeed like shampooing, so I no longer doubt lying down.
"The head is sticking out." The woman began to adjust his position, and Shahe also followed the instructions. After adjusting the posture, the woman began to pour water and test the water temperature. Wet his hair, then poured a little shampoo on the palm of his hand and wiped it on his head. After a few wipes, it was full of bubbles.
"Is this liquid equivalent to the past saponin? The modern things are really advanced. With just a little bit, you can get so many bubbles!" Sha and the heart sighed, "And in my old days, men and women. If you don’t kiss, you will be more rude. The modern woman is really open and washes the man directly."
"I used to hear that the rules of the mortal world have changed a lot in the sky. It is really like this. But this seat used to be an emperor. There are a lot of women around, and it is not a big deal for a woman to serve me. Not to mention, it’s a pleasure to lie down and give people a shampoo."
The woman not only gave him a shampoo, but also gave him a head massage in a professional way, so that Shahe was very satisfied.