Chapter 1426: Intimidate
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My Teacher is Sun Wukong
- Fu Ouran
- 1231 characters
- 2021-02-25 03:41:24
The fat man and the big die lay quietly on the ground, and the body was still intact and not cut. It turned out that they did not die. When they used to attack them with the light of God... Xiao Fei quietly used a glimpse of Shenguang to block most of their mana, only let them stun and not die.
As for the two maids, Xiao Fei appeared and went out to kill.
"I am afraid that these two guys still think that they are dead now, let me scare them and let them know the horror of Xiu Xianjie." Seeing, Xiao Fei thought.
With a wave of hand, the whole room was dark, and then the wind was everywhere, like on earth. Xiao Fei walked over to them and woke them up with a scoop of water. Then I changed into a ghost, the whole body was black, wearing a black high hat, and the tongue spit out three feet long, which is obviously black impermanence.
Pulling out another hair and blowing a scent into a white impermanence. In fact, in the 21st century, the real black and white impermanence is wearing a black suit with sunglasses. Only in order to make them more convinced, Xiao Fei has become a traditional look. Quietly hiding and seeing how they reacted after they found out that they were dead.
"Where is this?" The two woke up and looked at the environment around them, the fat man asked.
"I don't know." The big fangs slammed his head and said.
"Is it right here, here is the sinister house!?" The fat man looked at the dark environment around him, and the gloom was everywhere, and he could not help but panic.
"I remember that we were killed by the Queen of the West, and she was stronger than the mana of flying. We must die. Are we really dead?" The big die also panicked.
"Do you still need to doubt? We must be dead, hehe..." The fat man couldn't help but cry: "Hey, I am only seventeen years old this year. Is it so dead like a jade? I am not willing." I haven't married my wife yet, I haven't enjoyed enough human wealth..."
"You are not willing, I am even more reconciled!" The big die is also sad. "You are better. I have played several beautiful women in the world, and the foreign girl in the country. And I, I am still a man." Zhang Qianqian, I can't bear you, I can't be with you in this life, only the afterlife. Hehe..."
"You are no longer a man, you have been blamed by the female worm." The fat man cried as he said.
"I was forced, not counting!" said the big die while crying.
"What should we do now?" asked the fat man. "I haven't died yet. I don't have any experience. I don't know what to do after I die. You said that we are waiting for black and white to go to the hook, or go to Huangquan Road yourself?"
"I haven't died, how do I know," said the big die.
"Wait a minute." Suddenly, the fat man yelled. "Are we really dead, still not sure, I have to verify."
"How to verify?" asked the big die.
"I heard that the soul is without shadow. Do you see if we have a shadow?" said the fat man.
"It makes sense," said the big die. The two followed the faint light, nervously looking down at their feet, only to see the misty part of their feet, there was no shadow.
Seeing this situation, the hearts of the two people are even more than half cool.
"Right, I heard that ghosts don't feel pain, you can take a look at me." Dafang said.
"Well, I am coming to marry you, you come to marry me." The fat man said. After that, the two men went to each other's arms. Xiao Fei saw it and reached out and pointed their fingers to their arms, thickening their clothes and replacing them with other things. The two of them were desperately dying, and they didn’t even know each other and just picked up their clothes.
"God, I don't feel any pain!" The fat man shouted more panic.
"I can't feel it either." The big die also shouted.
"You force it!" said the fat man.
"It’s no use again. I said earlier, we are indeed dead," said the big die.
If they had just had a hope of still alive, then their only remaining hope disappeared. The two fell to the ground and felt the heart was cool.
"It’s all strange to fly this little bastard, can’t protect us, take us to Mars to do what? This is good, killing us.
The fat man complained again.
"This can also blame flying less?" said the big die. "The boss has told us that the cultivation of the world is extremely dangerous. Who told us that we don't practice seriously? We say that our cultivation is really low, and we are being pointed by others." It’s just like ants. Flying less takes us to practice, but also to help us improve our cultivation and increase our knowledge. Before you set off, you are not very looking forward to the experience, but now you are blaming others?
"You are kind, enough to speak loyalty." The fat man ridiculed: "Unfortunately, people are still in the rain with the beautiful queen, completely ignoring our lives and deaths."
"Okay, don't say it." The big fangs were very upset. "Since we are dead now, we must accept the reality and think about what to do next."
"You said it is easy." The fat man said, "Let me tell me what should we do now? Is it going to find Huangquan Road, or wait for black and white impermanence?"
"I don't know!" The big fangs angered.
At this time, the light flashed. Two figures, one black and one white, appeared in front of them. The black body is dark and the white body is white and white, all wearing a three-foot-high hat. With a terrible face, a long red tongue hangs over his chest. Holding an iron chain in both hands is a terrible horror.
"Excuse me, the two great immortals are..." The two men were scared to stand up, and the fat man trembled and asked. Although the fat man has already determined that he is dead, he will be a hundred dead. But still use the name of Daxian, aunt flattery, hoping to get the goodwill of others, it is really a dog can not change to eat.
At a critical juncture, I don’t speak loyalty and lasciviousness. Timid, afraid of death.
"Do you still ask?" Xiao Fei became the black impermanence and said coldly, "We are black and white impermanence, specifically responsible for the soul of the dead. You are now dead, let us go to see the king."
"Black and white impermanence!?" Although the two have already guessed their identity, but heard Xiao Fei said, still can not help but be scared.
"Yes. Let's go!" Xiao Fei changed the black impermanence and said, "The king wants you three to die, no one can leave you to the five. Go, go with me to the sinister!"
When you are finished, stick out the chain and put it on their neck.
"Wait a minute!" Suddenly, the fat man cried. "This black big fairy, you just said that you are a king? I remember that I and the big die are dead on Mars. Can the king be on Mars?"