Chapter 1577: Party 1

"I think it's okay, it's too dangerous to break the big stone in the chest." At this time, Zhao Yuru stood up and said: "It's better to tell a joke to everyone, and then you can barely count you."
"Speaking jokes? This is probably the easiest way to perform, so okay." The fat man said: "I will tell you one now..."
I started thinking at a high speed in my mind. Which one should I tell you?
But thinking about it, I can’t think of it. The jokes he knows are all unhealthy. After all, I picked out a paragraph that was not too HH and told everyone about it.
"In the past, some people went to the weight loss center to lose weight. The person in charge of the weight loss center told him that we have three different weight loss specifications here, one is five hundred, one is one thousand, and the other is one thousand five. He first chose five hundred. When he went in, he found that there was a beautiful woman in the machine. Then the beauty said to him, now you are chasing me, if you chase me, I will tell you... Finally he really caught up. That beauty."
"And the beauty, also fulfilled the promise, and married him. The first time I tasted the sweetness, the second time I went. This time he chose a thousand specifications. After entering, I found that the beauty inside is more beautiful, and Nothing to wear. 'If you catch up with me, I will let you... Hey!"
"Oh..." The fat man spoke halfway, and the crowd snorted.
"We have heard this joke. Can you change a fresh fat? Finally, did he choose a thousand and five, and then met a female orangutan? If he is caught, he will be given by the female orangutan. Hey?" Xiao Gang said.
"You have heard that I can't do anything, I can only think of this one." The fat man said.
"Zhu Xiaojie, you are in front of the girls. It is a bit out of place to tell this joke to everyone." Zhao Yuru said.
"Nothing is out of place, we are not afraid." The girls said with a smile.
"This is the most unscrupulous joke I can think of." The fat man said, "My other jokes are more powerful than this..."
"That's it, you will tell this joke to everyone." Teacher Zhao said.
The fat man listened, endured everyone's ridicule, and told the jokes that the crowd had heard. Finally, among the crowd, only the sparse, polite applause sounded.
No way, to the level of fat people, can only do this.
However, although the crowd did not listen to it, Xiao Fei listened with relish. Because of this joke, it was the first time he heard it. I think this story is ok, and it is not so bad. At the end of the hearing, he even laughed. There are too few paragraphs that have been seen and heard. Xiao Fei feels fresh and then laughs low.
In fact, in his head, there is also a dirty piece. The paragraph is like this: There used to be a long-term worker who worked in the landlord's house. His name is called to do me, and the landlord has three daughters. One day, the landlord’s eldest daughter wanted him to do something, and he called:
Come on me

The goods were heard, and she was given up when she rushed over. The next day, the second daughter of the landlord’s family called his name
to do me.
I came to do it, and rushed over and gave the second daughter. On the third day, the third daughter of the landlord’s family called him again. I came to listen to it and gave the three daughters.
On the fourth day, the landlord’s wife called his name...
Although this story is not particularly dirty, it is simple and rude. And the protagonist of the story enjoys a lot of sex. . . . blessing.
At the same time, it is also very soil, the kind of soil slag. Before Xiao Fei, in the rural village under the mountain, I occasionally listened to several children. At that time, as a child, he also regarded it as a joke.
The people who came out of the mountains have never seen anything in the world. The dirty section of the meeting is the kind of the country.
Thinking of this story, he thought to himself: "Would you like to tell them this?" However, the thought turned and immediately denied the idea.
The jokes that come to me are not particularly dirty, and there are no dirty details, but they are very blatant.
Then the fat man lost his hand, in order to retaliate against the big die just let his chest break the big stone. He threw his hand behind the big stencil and then ran like a wind.
The big scorpion picks up the handcuffs and flies like it. However, this time the fat man seems to be out of the same, exhausted the strength of the milk to run, the big die is so bad to catch up.
The big die saw that he had lost, and he was depressed, like a smashed eggplant.
"Sha Xiaojing, you should show the show now." Zhao Yuru said.
"I don't have any programs to perform," said Sha Xiaojing. A student like him who has no talent is the most afraid of being caught. Once caught, let him perform the show, just like pushing the to lay eggs.
"Or, will I show you a military boxing?" said Sha Xiaojing.
"No, we can't perform martial arts today." Zhao Yuru said, "You can only perform cultural programs." If he is allowed to perform military boxing, then Xiao Fei can also perform boxing, so that he can't achieve his goal.
"But beyond that, I can't do anything." Sha Xiaojing said with a bitter face.
"Why don't you, you can break the big stone in your chest." The fat man immediately retaliated. "I just have a big rock here, and I can also let the fly fly a hammer. I hammered it down to ensure that the program exploded."
"Flying a sledgehammer, I am afraid I can't afford it even if I can." Dafang said.
"In addition to the broken stone in the chest, I really can't think of anything. What can you do?" The fat man gloated, "It's not good to tell a joke. I have already said it. And, in your coffin head, there is no estimate." What a joke."
"It seems that the joke you just talked is very good." Dafang said, "I don't perform, how about confession? Just don't perform whatever you punish."
"No, we all performed," said Blue Rain Butterfly.
"Hey, big die, you haven't gotten it right now. I see how you step down!" The fat man gloated.
"Hey! Isn't it just a show, it's hard to stop me!" said the big die.
"Can you still perform the show? I don't believe it," said the fat man.
"You give me a wait!" said the fangs indignantly. After that, he walked to the nearby open space and picked up a large branch from the ground.
The crowd looked at it and it was a bit stunned.
"The next program I want to show to everyone is..." The big die said: "The incisors are smashed."
Incisor rafters! ?
The crowd widened his eyes and waited quietly for his performance.