Chapter 18:
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My Teammates Are All Crazy
- Hú Shēng Yǒu Mèng
- 1368 characters
- 2021-02-27 03:39:56
It's impossible for auntie to come, never in this life!
However, a bad mood is true.
After playing a game, Jing Yu realized his abnormality and quickly comforted his little angel: "Thank you for your concern, I'm fine ... I'm fine, don't worry ... Well, my mood is not good ... Why? I won't tell you ~ "
[Can you still see the heart of snow and ice today? 】
[Use the heart of snow and ice in the next game! 】
[Goldfish's ice heart is more violent than Moon Shadow Spider! 】
Jing Yu was silent, and finally met the requirements of the barrage: "Okay, let's match with the heart of ice and snow."
Jing Yu clicked on the match, locked Frozen Heart in seconds, and saw his teammate's "Poisonous?" Block the chat directly.
[Actually blocked? 】
[Why block it? 】
[Why not shield? Waiting to be scolded? 】
[Some people are really poisonous, right? What do you think of our goldfish? 】
[Yeah, are you glad to see Goldfish being scolded? 】
Jing Yu even blocked the chat, so naturally she would not go to see the barrage.
The game started. After 32 minutes, with a teammate hanging up, Jing Yu's team won.
Heart of Ice and Snow 12 kills 8 deaths 3 assists, is still MVP, but compared with the game of Moon Shadow Spider rampaging, it is obviously not enough.
[I want to know what the opposite reaction is. 】
[And the reaction of teammates. 】
[Well? !! 】
[Why did we start another game? 】
[It seems that the goldfish is in a bad mood today. 】
[Isn't it dumped by my girlfriend? 】
[Don't go ahead! Goldfish my husband! 】
After reading the post-war data, Jing Yu directly clicked "One More Game", not to mention interacting with the barrage, not even watching the barrage.
Once again locked the heart of snow and ice, once again blocked the chat, played a game silently and rudely, 38 minutes, winning.
16 kills, 9 deaths, 10 assists, the record is slightly higher than the previous game, but it is still not as high as the game with Moon Shadow Spider.
I just wanted to start another game, and suddenly remembered that he was broadcasting live, Jing Yu took a moment's glance, and turned subconsciously to watch the barrage.
It was okay not to look at it, which made him cried and laughed.
[Don't be angry with goldfish, be good. 】
[Smooth the goldfish, shouldn't it be scales? 】
[Look at us, goldfish, even if you are dumped by your girlfriend, you still have us! 】
[That is, a group of wives are at your disposal ~]
After losing the training match with the heart of ice and snow, Jing Yu did not dare to use the heart of ice and snow. When he used it, he always had a premonition to lose, but he did not want to lose.
This is true, I forgot that I was still broadcasting.
He looked at the fancy comfort of the barrage and couldn't help laughing.
[Wow, did the goldfish smile just now? Tell me I have no hallucinations! 】
[Sorry, Su, it's my husband! 】
[Such a person, how can a girlfriend be willing to dump! 】
Jing Yu smiled helplessly: "I don't have a girlfriend. So I was dumped or something that didn't exist."
[So you think about me? 】
[What kind of goldfish do you like? 】
[Goldfish do you like men or women? 】
[I, I, I can attack and bear! 】
"You guys are enough ~" Jing Yu was teased again, and Sao Lang's cheap voice finally came back. "I have so many wives, what else do I need for my girlfriend?"
[Goldfish, you have not only your wife, but also your husband! 】
"Husband? No no no, I don't." Jing Yu Yakou denied, "I always attack!"
[Do you think the People's Police will believe your crap? 】
[Please say these three words again with your cheap voice. 】
[Generally speaking, the person who is the total attacker always suffers. 】
[Don't run ahead, you're the truth! 】
"Well, I'm not going to make trouble with you ~" Jing Yu said that he couldn't stop talking, and decided to rely on changing the subject. "Yes, do you want to watch me play other positions? For example, what's the order?"
[Ice Snow Heart Order? 】
"It's impossible to place an order with Frozen Heart." Jing Yu said as he ordered, "I suddenly wanted to try to place an order, and I didn't know if I could do it."
[Real man, never say that he can't! 】
Jing Yu: "..."
After a successful match, Jing Yu chose the funeral sword, hesitated for a while, replaced it with a mad bone, and finally replaced it with a funeral sword and locked it.
After 29 minutes, they lost, and lost miserably.
Jing Yu's funeral sword 8 kills 12 deaths 5 assists, even the loser MVP did not get.
[Bad name! 】
[Half halo! 】
[Goldfish, how can you order so well! 】
[Not enough damage, goldfish! 】
Jing Yu lowered her lips: "No, come again!"
[Do n’t do n’t do it. 】
[Goldfish, you have to fight wild, obedient. 】
Playing singles and playing jungle, one is upright to resist injuries, the other is hiding in the sneak attack, which are completely two ways of playing.
Jing Yu has the consciousness of anti-injury, but he has no ability of anti-injury. The randomly matched teammates have no sense of cooperation. He watched him die in front of him.
so hard……
How did Qin Fei switch between ordering and playing wildly?
After that, Jing Yu played a few more matches, all playing wild places, losing or winning.
At 11 o'clock, after interacting with the barrage for a while, he said good night and quit the live broadcast.
I was about to quit the game, went to the bathroom and slept, and suddenly received a private message.
asdf: send you a professional account and give a name.
asdf: preferably in English.
Jing Yu froze for a moment, and after thinking a little, he responded with two letters in the past:
Goldfish, not salty fish: GF
asdf: Oh? why?
Goldfish, not salty fish: GoldFish
asdf: ...
asdf: OK, you won.
asdf: PG-GF, welcome to join the PG family!
Seeing this sentence, Jing Yu pursed her lower lip, only felt a burst of blood boiling, and just wanted to say "I will cheer", and sent a few more exclamation marks before I had time to hit, and received another message.
asdf: Give a mobile phone number for easy contact.
Jing Yu sent her cell phone number without thinking.
asdf: Are there any buckles?
Jing Yu sent his deduction number in the past.
asdf: What is Weibo?
It's a goldfish, not a salted fish: look at my id.
asdf: Come again for your selfie?
Jing Yu picked up the cell phone on the side and began to pose towards himself. After a lot of toss, he finally took a selfie that was still quite satisfactory.
Then looked down at the message:
asdf: full
naked.
Jing Yu: "?????"
asdf: Wouldn't you really be filming?
It's a goldfish, not a salted fish: I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense.
asdf: Haha, just kidding. I just feel that it's too good to give what you give.
It ’s a goldfish, not a salty fish: _ (: з
∠) _
asdf: Is your luggage packed?
It's a goldfish, not a salted fish: Well.
asdf: Then go to bed early, good night.
It's a goldfish, not a salty fish: good night.
Jing Yu finished the two words, seeing that asdf was not offline, he stepped out of the game one step, and then his eyes fell on the screen of the mobile phone.
Qin Fei asked him to take a selfie, but he actually started taking selfies on the spot. Had it not been for the words "full
naked" added by Qin Fei, he would have sent his selfie.
Think about it a little bit scared-Qin Fei left his nose completely.
After Jing Yu turned off the computer, he went to the bathroom and took a shower.
Dry your hair, go back to the bed, and drill into the bed with your mobile phone, only to find that you have received a text message.
From a strange number, the content is: I am Qin Fei, this is my mobile phone number, save it.
Jing Yu obediently stored this number in his mobile phone memo, and then unconsciously raised his lips.
"I will cheer for you!" He said into the air, saying something he couldn't send out just now, "absolutely don't drag your hind legs, I promise!"
The author has something to say: I can live together under the next chapter ~