Vol 3 Chapter 252: joke

When Han Yingai saw Guo Xiaosi appear, she immediately looked for someone who could be used as a guide. She didn't dare to tell Li what to do, but she had no worries about Guo Xiaosi.
"Stop this person, be an eunuch!" Han Yingai thought for a while, but felt that it was not enough: "Don't he like to take a picture? After he got rid of him, he was sent to the bathing center. Take a photo of Miss Sit-Taiwan. ... and send it to Ri to make action movies in a few years! "
"The young lady is wise." Guo Xiaosi was worried that he was a little late, and rushed to fart. In fact, he didn't have time to work with Miss Han, but just happened to be nearby. Hearing that Han Yingai was coming to Happy Valley, he drove over and watched Han Yingai's ox cart running and calling with the bodyguards behind him. I hurried to meet her and it came in handy.
"That's natural, blind dog stuff!"
"Should kill his entire family, women will go !"
"What are you talking about! Guo Xiaosi glared at his hands and didn't look at the person he was facing. It was a shame. Look at the people who settled in. They almost didn't say a word from appearance to retreat. Even An Zhishui didn't know them. What kind of person is only a member of the Han family.
"You're busy, don't worry about me." Han Ying'ai also felt a little shameful and drove people away.
There was a lot of noise, and Guo Xiaosi was kicked out to watch the lively. Li and his party took a turn and finally quieted, and no one followed the theater.
"You also know ri this action movie!" Li routing found himself underestimated Han Yingai.
"When ... of course." Han Yingai blushed, stiffened her chest, and pretended to say, "I know a lot, but I haven't seen it."
This is the same as most girls do n’t admit that they have had self-professional experience. Most girls have seen a-films, but they will not admit much ... but now they admit that they have seen more and more Already.
"I find that you are very powerful, and such an idea came to mind. How do I think you are a bit nasty? How did a girl come up with such an idea?" Li Rong looked at Han Yingai, the more he felt Making friends accidentally.
"Afraid!" Han Yingai came over and whispered to Li Darou, "You know how terrible I am now ... let you always bully me, and when I retaliate against you later, you will wait to regret it!"
"Then I'll do it now, so I won't regret it in the future." Li Zhichi stretched out his hand and made her neck look.
Han Yingai chuckled and dodged, holding An Zhishui's hand.
"Why send him to Ri to make action movies?" An Zhishui then took the opportunity to ask, what Han Ying Ai said as the An Zhishui understood, but what did all those people do afterwards?
"You say." Li Zhirou nodded at Han Ying Ai.
"This ... this ..." Han Yingai frowned. How could this be explained? He said busyly: "You are a boy, you say this kind of problem."
An Zhishui and her concubine looked at Li Darou curiously together.
"Your own idea, why do you want me to explain it?" Li Rongzhen really regretted starting this topic.
"Wait when Li Dawei goes to bed with you, ask him again." Han Yingai was uncomfortable with the eyes of An Zhishui and her concubine, and perfunctory in the past.
An Zhishui faintly understood, and blushed Han Ying'ai with a blush. Only the concubine still didn't understand, but no one told her why, which made the concubine a bit sad.
"I'm going to tell you a sharp twist." An Zhishui said sadly when she saw her concubine.
Li Lu has not heard of An Zhishui talking about such things, and looked at her with Han Yingai.
An Zhishui cleared his throat: "What day are men most afraid of?"
"Which day are you afraid?" Han Yingai asked Routine Lee.
"I won't be afraid of it someday." Li routing puzzled.
"I don't know." An Zhishui grinned. "Ask you again, which day are women most afraid of?"
"Which day are you afraid?" Han Yingai asked Concubine again.
"I don't know." Concubine also wondered.
"Let you think, always asking others." Li Ronglai thought that Han Yingai's mind didn't want to ask questions. As soon as others asked her, she wanted others to tell her the answer without thinking.
"Say the answer." Han Yingai shook An Zhishui's hand.
Li Rong and her concubine couldn't think of it.
"Men are most afraid of January 31ri. Women are most afraid of December 1ri." An Zhishui said proudly.
"Why?" Han Yingai was inexplicable, trying to remember what he was doing on December 1ri last year and January 31st this year, as if he had completely forgotten, it was certain that he hadn't met with Lee in those two days.
"I don't know." An Zhishui spread his hands. "I saw it in the joke column of the mobile phone. I don't know what it means, so I ask you."
"It's strange." Han Yingai began to think about it.
"Maybe on January 31ri, men will have nightmares. On December 1ri, women will have nightmares." Concubine is most afraid of nightmares.
"Probably not." An Zhishui and Han Yingai shook their heads together.
Li thought about it carefully, but he understood. She couldn't help looking at An Zhishui and laughed. She never thought that pure water would make such a sese connotation, but she didn't know it.
"What are you laughing at?" Han Yingai suddenly realized: "You must know, say it!"
"This question ... I won't answer it. But you are never allowed to ask others, it's shameful, you know?" Li Rongliang laughed and told three girls.
"Why?" An Zhishui likes to learn. Of course, she likes to find out the root of this kind of problem. She was just skeptical. As a result, Li Zhirou said it, but it was tickling and she wanted to know more and more.
"Come on! Come on!" Han Yingai was anxious.
"Ah ... you asked me ..." Li Rong pulled them aside, and asked Concubine to stay away, explaining to Concubine: "This is the subject of adults, children are not allowed to listen."
Concubine knew that Dad was not deliberately avoiding herself, so she didn't mind. She murmured. Concubine was not a child. In the game, Concubine has done a lot of adult things for the younger father, but the father does not seem to remember .
The three stood together, staring at themselves with two pairs of clear and bright eyes, and Li Road was really inexplicable.
"Come on." An Zhishui asked the question herself, of course, she wanted to know the most. She thought about this question for a long time.
"What about this ... Actually, the key is the word ri ... This word is not a noun, it is a verb." Li Rong felt very stressed, and tried to explain, very euphemistically.
"How can it be a verb?" An Zhishui frowned and thought, looking up at the sun in the sky.
"Crap, he doesn't know it." Han Yingai believed it. She didn't think about it herself, but she felt that Li Rongrong was wrong, and that this had nothing to do with being able to ask other people.
"Don't you watch Ri action movie, don't you understand it?" Li Dawei hinted at Han Yingai.
Han Yingai originally knew that the word "ri" could be a verb, because she often caused troubles, she was scolded a lot, and she heard a lot of scolding words, but she just didn't think of it. I immediately understood.
"呸 ... 呸 ... 呸 ..." Han Yingai's cheeks were flushed. "You hooligan, tell a girl a joke with the girl!"
"How is the yellow se joke?" An Zhishui still didn't understand.
Han Yingai held An Zhishui and whispered in An Zhishui's ear: "This is to say that men are most afraid to do that kind of thing with women for 30 days a month, and women are most afraid to do it with men once every 12 months. That kind of thing ... "
"Lee, you bad guy!" An Zhishui was embarrassed, his ears bleeding red, and he rushed into Li's arms, slamming his chest.
Li Rong hugged her with a smile and hugged her. "You really don't make sense. The question is out of water. The answer was guessed by Han Yingai. Why did I become a gangster? You are a gangster, a gangster." "
"Ignore him. Let's go!" Han Yingai pulled An Zhishui out of Li's arms. Shui Shui was so stupid. Li laughed at her, and she flew into his arms.
Han Yingai rented out the electric car. Li Rong walked over and held her concubine. He watched a father next to him and let his daughter ride around her neck. He said to her, "When my concubine is tired, she will also ride on my father's neck. . "
"How can a woman ride on a man's neck?" Concubine was not envious.
"What woman, man ... you are my daughter, dad is willing to ride on his father's head and pee." Li said indifferently.
"Dad, I'm not a kid anymore." Concubine blushed. Dad spoke really rudely, but the rude words showed the favor, but Concubine felt very sweet.
Having said that, four people came to the front of the game. Some items need to be lined up, and there are too many people. There are not many people lined up in front of the extreme popularity. Four people are lined up together, but I watched others play for a while, An Zhishui Both Han and concubine were a little excited, but Han Yingai was dumbfounded.
"I regret it," Li said with a smile.
"I don't ... I don't like to play, just don't play this." Han Yingai quit the team. There was no way. Han Yingai could see girls wearing skirts flying up beside her, but they were wearing safety. Han Yingai did not wear safety pants. She was pretty sure she really sat up. There must be no way to worry about going away. She didn't want to lose face.
So Li Zhi, An Zhishui and her concubine went up together, and Han Yingai could only take pictures on one side.
After playing, An Zhishui held Li dizzy and vomited in his chest.
"Auntie Ai, it's a pity you didn't go to play. It's so fun. Aunt Zhishui is crying hugging her father!" Concubine smiled happily.
"Yes, thankfully I didn't play." Han Yingai finally balanced a little.
"I didn't cry, only the tears from the wind came out." An Zhishui explained embarrassedly, and then pulled her concubine in line again. "Let's play again!"
"You line up ... You follow me." Li Rong did not expect that the two girls were screaming and screaming in fright at the top, but he did not know what to do when he came down. He actually had to line up to play. Li Rong shook his head and let them Go play and pull Han Yingai away.
"Why?" Han Yingai was unhappy.
Li Rong took her to the place where various ethnic style costumes were rented out. "Buy one and put it on, otherwise you would have been watching today."
"That ... that's okay. You see, Concubine and Zhishui are the same as children, and children like to play." Han Yingai insisted.
"That's it." Li Zhi turned and left.
"Hey ..." Han Ying's stomping anxiously, quickly grabbing Lee, "I'm going to change it! Nasty, don't give people face!"
"Why do you want this kind of face? Say you don't listen. At this time, you have to lose face, and you will die if you admit it is wrong?" Li Rong laughed. "Hurry up, you have to wait in line."
"Then you pick a good one for me." Han Yingai is coquettish again. When the girl feels that she has no face, the best way is to be coquettish, so that the boy will not continue to make fun of people.
Lee did a pick for her, and Han Yingai looked very satisfied. He exchanged it. Lee waited outside, yawned, but saw a familiar figure disappearing in front.
Lee immediately panicked.
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Although I know today is December 31ri, I realized that another year is over. Xia Hua is going to go to bed earlier, which is the chapter. After all, Xia Hua wants to sleep until 2013, not work until 2013.