Translator:
Noodletown Translated
Editor:
Noodletown Translated
This is super easy, why is it taking so long?
Jiang Xiaowei was a bit irritated.
She definitely had to educate that old man of hers once she got back, what sort of people did he arrange for her?
His high IQ was obviously faked…
The man in glasses seemed to be trapped in thought and couldn’t come up with an answer…
Finally, with no other option, he sneakily took out his phone and placed it under the table.
Before he could search for it, Jiang Xiaowei said,
Don’t ask Google, it doesn’t suit your status as an alumnus from the prestigious Jing University.
Her words filled the man with embarrassment, and his face became as red as a monkey’s ass…
He was suddenly out of options and didn’t know what to do. Then he remembered the woman who came along with Jiang Xiaowei seemed to be really smart.
Therefore, he looked at Huo Mian, asking for help…
Huo Mian slowly took her time to finish the last bite of ice cream and said,
This question actually tests your logic. First, there are issues with the bandit’s question. If the bandit believed that the farmer’s response ‘you will kill me’ was wrong, then it proves that he never really wanted to kill the farmer, and the farmer won’t die. If the bandit thought that the farmer’s response ‘you will kill me’ was right, then the bandit will have to fulfill his promise, and let the farmer go, so the farmer still won’t die. That’s the flaw in this question.
Ah… I see.
The man in glasses suddenly realized.
Okay, you can go now. Waiter, the bill…
Jiang Xiaowei stood up.
Wait… can you give me another chance? I might’ve been too nervous…
the man in glasses anxiously explained.
I don’t have that much time to play brain twisters with you, bye.
Ah… then miss, can you leave me your contact information? We can be friends or something…
The man in glasses turned his attention to Huo Mian when he saw that he no longer had a chance with Jiang Xiaowei.
Uhm…
Now it was Huo Mian’s turn to be speechless.
What an odd set-up date…
Are you trying to flirt with her? You’re not worried that her husband will beat the pig brain out of you?
Jiang Xiaowei laughed.
You’re married?
The man in glasses looked at Huo Mian with disappointment.
Yes.
Huo Mian nodded.
Then it’s truly a pity…
The man in glasses looked all defeated, as he took his bag and walked out of the restaurant.
Huo Mian got into Jiang Xiaowei’s car and couldn’t help it but laugh.
Your date is so weird.
This is one of the normal ones, I’ve also been set up with… science freaks in the past. He studied chemistry and often makes explosions. He even brought along explosives when he came to eat with me. It was terrifying. He even called himself a lonely genius.
Haha… it’s hard to find a decent boyfriend these days.
Huo Mian chuckled.
Totally, so I really admire you, getting your hands on your husband as early as high school.
Huo Mian smiled embarrassedly upon hearing what Jiang Xiaowei said…
At the hospital entrance, Jiang Xiaowei got off of the car to see Huo Mian back to the hospital.
You’re not coming up to hang around for a bit?
It’s okay, I’ve scheduled a hypnosis appointment with a patient this afternoon. Right, I’m still interested in Ni Yang’s case. Remember to call me for your next treatment session.
Sure.
Huo Mian nodded.
And… thanks for coming with me today.
You’ve also treated me to a great meal.
Huo Mian chuckled.
Jiang Xiaowei was in a great mood, as she revealed her two little canine teeth… then, she waved Huo Mian goodbye.
As Jiang Xiaowei walked out…
Wei Liao and Tang Chuan just so happened to walk out from South Side…
They said that Tang Chuan’s fck buddy… oh, no, his bedmate, fooled around too aggressively with him last night. The woman ended up in the hospital from all the pain and aches on her waist and legs.
To comfort this girl, Tang Chuan personally came over to deliver a two-hundred-thousand-yuan cheque… to settle things down.
It sure is expensive, picking up girls these days… even a little nurse is worth two hundred thousand.
Wei Liao chuckled.
Isn’t that normal? Didn’t our Big Boy Su buy a pink Lamborghini worth over ten million yuan for that little nurse last time? Even though she didn’t end up keeping it,
Tang Chuan spoke about the time Su Yu courted Huo Mian.
How is that the same? You’re only fck buddies, that nurse is Mr. Su’s one true love…
What’s the difference? Our final goals are both the same, does Mr. Su not want to sleep with her?
The two of them kept talking…
Suddenly, Tang Chuan saw a beautiful woman in front of them. She had long legs and was wearing a short mini-skirt, immediately piquing his interests.
He shouted,
Hi, pretty lady, you dropped your tampon.
Jiang Xiaowei didn’t even turn around, as she calmly replied,
I don’t want it, you can have it for lunch.
Pish… Wei Liao and Tang Chuan almost coughed up blood and fainted on the spot…
