Chapter 20: Steal the dead

　　 After another morning, after finally tossing the snake's tail back into the human leg, the plan to repair the corpse to help the three ghosts return to the sun was also ready to be implemented.
Although this half-day and one-night little work is extremely painful, there are still unexpected gains. He accidentally found that the magic body could not XX in the toilet and was irritated and gritted his teeth. He was holding back under tremendous pressure due to physiological reactions. In the end, it turned into motivation. Nvwa finally learned to switch form changes and successfully mastered some of the magical powers.
Li Chang expressed his surprise at this accident. As the founder of Nuwa, the ancient gods have always directly absorbed the energy of the heavens and the earth. In other words, people can innate bigu when they break their shells. Who would have thought that the modern Nuwa after the inheritance of the Dharma body would have such an embarrassment. problem? !
　　 Anyway, the ending is always beautiful, so the tortuous process can be ignored. It is not easy to enter the hospital at night, so we have to leave early.
　　 The three of them ate something casually, packed a few bottles of mud, and carried them in their bags. Then I took a cheap jade card and installed the three ghosts. When I was ready, I set off to the hospital.
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　　 "Stop, what do you three do?!"
　　 The morgue is easier to find than expected, and there will be no people running around here idle and nothing else. The only thing that needed to be resolved was a man on duty. As soon as the three Feng Xiaoxiao approached, the man on duty immediately discovered these three prominent figures.
"Family of the deceased?!" The person on duty approached, watching the three quickly make a judgment, and then very skillfully took out a small book: "Who is dead in your family?! When was it sent in? Is there proof? To be cremated or... In fact, people cannot be brought back to life after death. I personally suggest that you can donate corpses for medical research."
　　 This is a bit careless. Yang Yan was upset when he heard it. He frowned and was about to open his mouth. Li Chang hurriedly put a red envelope out: "Master, we just want to go in and see..."
　　 The red envelope was quickly collected, and the man on duty reprimanded in a straightforward manner: "Nonsense! Can the morgue be visited casually?! Who are you looking for?"
　　"..."None of us are looking for...
　　 Li Chang is a bit wordless, there are dead people inside, who can I find? ! Although everyone is a fairy, after all, they received a modern education since childhood, and later awakening was a later thing. At first glance, everyone was a little overwhelmed with such a bad news.
Yang Yan stood watching the man on duty for a long time, suddenly startled, then relaxed, lit a cigarette and leaned against the wall behind him, took a deep breath and exhaled a cigarette ring and sneered: "I didn't expect Lao Li to do such an unkind thing. ?!"
What? !
Feng Xiaoxiao and Li Chang both felt inexplicable, but the man on duty suddenly changed into a shocked expression, pointing at Yang Yan with trembling fingers. The original arrogant tone of an uncle became frightened and guilty: "You, Who are you? How do you know..."
"How do you know that your old friend digs you..." Yang Yan wanted to help him take the conversation, but was interrupted by the roar of the duty officer, and then quickly put on a flattering expression: "This brother, let's talk inside, talk inside. ...Do you know what the inside story is?!"
　　Turning around the peak, the three of them were respectfully invited in by the person on duty, and they were courteous and thoughtful with tea and water.
　　 Yang Yan was talking to the man on duty, and at the same time he winked at Feng Xiaoxiao and Li Chang, and motioned to do it himself. The man on duty also noticed the two people next to him, and hurriedly smiled enthusiastically: "This little brother will just accompany me. The two of you can just stroll around. Coming here is like coming to your own home. Don't be polite with me."
　　 Wipe! No one is polite to you!
　　 I have never seen anyone speak so badly, Li Chang and Feng Xiaoxiao have a quick laugh. It seems that this is what Erlang God has grabbed. It seems that this is not convenient for too many people to listen to... Forget it, anyway, they will achieve their goals, and Yang Yan will take care of the outside affairs.
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　　 Release the three ghosts from the jade card for guidance, and then dig the mud and start work. Because it is a male body, the wipe work is done by Li Chang, and Feng Xiaoxiao is only responsible for guiding, repairing, and enlightening.
After working for two and a half hours, the newly appointed Taibai and Nuwa, who were not very proficient in business for the first time, worked hard for a long time, and finally worked together to repair the three male corpses and threw the three ghosts in. In the next almost a cup of tea, they returned to the threesome. Finally opened his eyes, wailing excitedly jumped off the bed.
　　 "Eat and eat!"
　　 "Take a bath!"
　　 "Go home!"
　　 "Our buddies finally came alive..."
　　 The three idiots vented and screamed, running around the morgue without clothes. Li Chang was angrily frustrated and kicked one person: "Quiet! This is a morgue. Want to make a haunted rumor?!"
　　 The three gangsters stopped obediently. After a few days of getting along and a series of incidents, the three people’s awe of Feng Xiaoxiao had risen to an unprecedented level.
　　 Feng Xiaoxiao followed her and kicked more fiercely: "Towels, you're a perfumer! Do you want to make my old lady have needle-eyes if you don't wear clothes? Believe it or not that my old lady called Chi You will kill you!"
　　 The three gangsters made their small faces pale in fright. They had just been resurrected and their bloodless face was instantly white, and they hurriedly took out the clothes they had prepared in their backpacks and wore them on the spot.
　　 Not long after I wore on, the man on duty tremblingly spoke outside the door: "Brother, I still have to go in and see, don't persuade you, let's talk about it later..."
Then there was Yang Yan's voice that seemed inattentive but clearly raised the volume: "I think the sound should have come from the outside, someone in the morgue?! Don't be funny, UU reading www.uukanshu.com is now a scientific and civilized society, those Fairies and ghosts are all bullshit, you, a modern person, would never believe this?!"
　　 "Brother, you don't know, many people in our business believe this, after all..." As the voice rang, there was the sound of pulling the key to open the door.
The door opened quickly, and Li Chang and Feng Xiaoxiao were still thinking about what to do. The three gangsters deserved to be rolling at the grassroots all year round, and they quickly whipped their tears and howled: "Brother Li, let's take another look, eldest brother. What a miserable death..."
　　As soon as the man on duty came in, what he saw was three punks with colorful hair crying and wiping tears.
He breathed a sigh of relief, the person on duty automatically completed the current scene with a serious face: "These three came in with you? This is not great. This room is dedicated to parking corpses related to abnormal death cases, in case it is. If you move the corpse, you will be interrogated by the police..." Then he turned to Yang Yan and said, "Brother, look, although I have the intention to hide it, it's too..."
　　 "Don't worry, we will never tell them to move. We will discuss your matter in detail later." Yang Yan said immediately, squeezing the stack of banknotes over and looking at the three gangsters: "Get out?!"
　　 Erlang God spoke, and the three gangsters rolled out like a grandson.
　　 The person on duty is satisfied. Recently, there have been internal news about the irritable things, and extra money... It's just that people come in and stroll around, should it be okay? !
　　Feng Xiaoxiao are also satisfied. The three mixed ups have returned to their yangs smoothly and the troubles have been solved. As for the lost money...In Yang Yan's words, problems that can be solved with money are not a problem.
　　 The three mixed are naturally the most satisfied, they are the direct beneficiaries.
　　 So hello, hello everyone, the three parties broke up peacefully and friendly, and this day's things ended smoothly.