Chapter 34: Taishang Laojun

"...Actually, there are ways to forget." Li Chang was silent for a while before he said: "There is a way to divide life and death, and it is also called Santuchuan in some foreign legends... You may have heard of Meng Poshui. It was made from Wangchuan water, but the potency was so strong that I would forget it for a lifetime..."
　　 "According to you, it's more convenient for me to hit people stupid one by one with a hammer, anyway." Feng Xiaoxiao interrupted, and the red hair shook fiercely by the window.
"Listen to me!" Li Chang roared, and he continued calmly after he finished his breath: "But Taishang Laojun also has a kind of pill called Wangyousan, which is specially used for mortals. Although it also uses Wangchuan water as The main flavor, but the effectiveness is more targeted, and it will only erase the memory of supernatural powers in the minds of mortals. In the past, it was mainly used by those gods who accidentally exposed their true bodies after they descended."
　　 "Lord Taishang..." Feng Xiaoxiao was speechless: "Where can I find an old Taishang in this situation?"
"You're lucky, the special air transport will be there in just a few hours." Li Chang said in a huff: "It's not too much of an old man, do you think anyone else has the ability to work out those talisman seals? That guy is lucky? Fortunately, the small universe exploded when it was on the front line of life and death, and after turning around Huangquan, it became a god. It just so happened that I still pulled a little bit of the river water in my hand as a memorial..."
　　Wangyou scattered in the heavens is basically equivalent to the isatis root in ordinary people's homes. It is cheap and has common symptoms. It is a family medicine. When encountering a careless god, there is nothing to prepare a seventy or eighty catties.
　　 It can also be seen from this that how skilled the Taishang Laojun is in refining this kind of pill is basically easy to come by.
　　 "That's great, you tell him to send me something as soon as possible, I am a person of ten or so waiting to take the medicine." Feng Xiao was happy.
"Ten Lai Numbers?!!!" Li Chang screamed, and gasped after he finished calling: "The medicine from Taishang Laojun is definitely not enough. It can sell you because of Nuwa's face...Is there a main boss?! Only first When the important thing comes, other people will treat them as crazy. Anyway, no one believes you about your transformation."
　　 "Also! I called Xiao Jiang to figure out other things." Feng Xiaoxiao was impatient: "Hurry up, how can I contact Taishang Laojun?"
　　 "...I will give you a website."
　　 After Li Chang hung up the phone, short messages flew in. Feng Xiao looked down and waved to Hongmao: "Are there any computers with Internet access?"
　　 "...Yes." Hong Mao looked at Feng Xiaoxiao with a complicated expression, turned around and took a portable back, and handed it to Feng Xiaoxiao to watch the other party surf the Internet. He hesitated for a while and asked: "Are you really gods?!"
　　 "Really." Feng Xiaoxiao didn't lift his head and typed on the keyboard, and said smoothly: "Your guys turn around and I will find someone to take away. You give an order to let them cooperate... Don't worry, you won't kill anyone."
　　 "Is there any way I can care about them now?!" Hong Mao laughed at himself and snuffed out the cigarette butt, took the phone and ordered it down, and finished: "Don't worry, they are the boss. They don't dare to talk nonsense."
　　 "Yeah, you are still in the dust?!" Feng Xiaoxiao made a playful sentence. After entering the URL, he clicked and the browser was successfully transferred to a well-known online shopping page.
　　 Hong Mao came over and glanced curiously, and it was the homepage of a certain online store seller that caught his eye. One of the huge conspicuous banner ads just rushed into his eyes, and Hong Mao just glanced at it and suddenly the wind was messy
"The treasure of the town shop-the Taoist secret base-building fidelity pill. For cultivators to increase the speed of practice, strengthen the purification of physique and the growth and growth of the soul, with great good fortune blabla... Those who have basic internal skills can also blabla... ordinary people It can also cure dysfunction, physical weakness, premature ejaculation, blablabla...PS: New product discount campaign, buy an electronic exercise book for 20 yuan."
　　 Scrolling down the page, there are actually a variety of pill symbols such as five thunder symbols and Xisui Pill. Besides, there are actually transaction records...
Turning his head to look at the woman next to him, he is earnestly contacting the shop owner to ask if there is any worries about the loss, and the other side shows online, but obviously the conversation is unusually cautious, and only strongly recommends the products already in the store. Worries...
The red hair looked tangled and then looked at the tail of the snake that was spinning under her small waist and squirming from time to time...If there was such a thing, he would really not believe that it was too much to open this online store. Shang Laojun. If you change the time and place, Hongmao will definitely judge that the other party is an online fraud group...
Feng Xiaoxiao and the old gentleman on the Internet exchanged a few rounds of good words and talks. In the end, he reported Li Chang's name, then presented his identity as a Nuwa, and finally threatened with such fierce gods as Erlang Shen and Chi You. Songkou expressed willingness to sell Wangyousan.
"You can sell it, but the price is very high, dear. And there is no free shipping and no gifts, dear~" Taishang Laojun still inked, very reluctant: "This time I will give Nuwa a face. I have to take care of my business in the future, oh dear~"
　　 Feng Xiaoxiao was impatient and replied: "Send the goods right away. I will give you a channel here and ask the shipper for money directly. I will see Wangyousan in three hours at most."
　　 Originally planned to use Jiang Li’s black channel, but it seems that the Yang family has a private jet...Since it is the trouble of the Erlang God’s family, Feng Xiaoxiao has no guilt and sent a text message to Yang Yan asking for help in the finishing process. The other party nodded very happily...
　　 Taishang Laojun received the address and replied in surprise: "That Yang family?! Hands and eyes open to the sky, dear... As expected of Nuwa. UU reading www.uukanshu.com"
　　Replied the message: "Fart! That's Erlang God Family, my last name is Feng."
　　 Hong Mao was surprised when he saw this: "My eldest brother is Erlang Shen?!" In an instant, Hong Mao suddenly felt very tragic and strong. When he was a child, he also grew up listening to fairy tales. Among them, Erlang Shen and Monkey King are two idols.
　　 dared to fight Erlang God all the time, Hong Mao suddenly felt how courageous he was.
　　 "I'm afraid." Feng Xiaoxiao glanced at his eyes to comfort: "Anyway, you won't remember in a few hours. The ignorant are fearless."
　　 "..." Hong Mao didn't think there was any comfort in this.
　　Everything is done, Taishang Laojun took off the line to pack the goods, Hongmao took the computer in Feng Xiaoxiao's hand and browsed the online shop carefully. After a long period of thought, he asked, "Is there any medicine for congenital heart disease?"
Feng Xiaoxiao was so bored that he flung his tail. When he heard this, he raised his head and thought about asking: "Is that the fainted woman?!" After a pause, he was curious: "Who is she?! You said it was your sister, but let her call her again? My sister-in-law..." At first she thought that woman was the red-haired concubine.
　　 "My mother is Erlang Shen stepmother, and she is my mother's daughter. Of course, she can also be regarded as Erlang Shen sister." Hong Mao snorted, "It's just that no one knows that my mother has such a daughter."
　　 was about to listen to the story, and there was chaos downstairs again. A black suit ran up to report in horror: "Master, the boy I met in the bar that day is here again."
　　Feng Xiaoxiao nodded suddenly: "Oh, I forgot to inform Jiang Li." After that, he comforted Hongmao: "It's okay, that's Chi You, and he's my own."
　　 Hong Mao looked like he was about to have a heart attack, and he couldn't respond to his chest for a long time-this day can't be passed!