Chapter 37: Prenatal education
-
Offered Into Marriage
- Guǐ Bàn Jīng
- 2790 characters
- 2021-03-01 08:59:40
The time required to hang a bottle of water was not short. Yang Yang was a bit bored. He opened the terminal and started to surf the Internet. As soon as he opened it, the moth swarm popped out.
Universe you Taye: Goat Goat Goat Goat !! !!
Universe you tower master: I just heard my mother say something! !! !!
Universe you tower master: ha ha ha ha ha ha! !! !!
Yang Yang: "..."
Don't call me Xiaoqing; what did Brother Yang do?
Master of the Universe: He attacked Bird by suicide, made a pot of porridge, and the two of them pulled their stomachs for half an hour. This will still be hanging water hahahaha!
Fu Xiaoqing's father: My sheep is terrible. Take a picture and let me see what Bird looks like!
Society sister Li: Wow, does Yang Yang show off even if he doesn't let himself go? I admire you.
Yang Yang: "..."
The most ridiculous you brother: Duke is next to me, I use the open public screen.
Four big moths: ...
[System prompt: The group owner has cleared the group message record of the last 7 days. 】
Yang Yang raised her eyebrows-is Archibald so easy to use?
Universe your tower Lord: Hey, talk about business, brother, go out and play for a while ~
Your favorite brother: Where are you going?
Cosmic Tower: The health resort next door is a rebuilt city and the largest trading market in the tourist season. The market has been open for the past two days.
Yang Yang immediately moved.
He has been in this world for more than half a month, but he has been busy leveling Zhouhua before, and he really didn't take a hard look at this world.
Your favorite brother: Yes, will you all go?
Universe, your tower Lord: They are all studying in expatriates.
Yang Yang thought about it and glanced at Archibald.
Archibald still had his back to him, like a sculpture, but Yang Yang would have thought he was asleep if he hadn't moved his tail from time to time to get out of his arms.
The most ridiculous you brother: Then I called the Duke.
Four moths made an "impossible" sound at the same time.
Yang Yang raised an eyebrow.
The most ridiculous brother of yours: What if I call it?
Universe you tower master: I will pay today to play.
Your sister in society: I will send you a special product of Royal Blue Star.
Fu Xiaoqing's father: I will send you the et007 type holographic game sensor.
Don't call me Xiaoqing: I'm not yet a teenager. Would you like a set of questions?
Your favorite brother: No, thank you. Other screenshots have been taken as evidence, waiting.
After sending the message, Yang Yang turned off the moth group and called Roth in his head.
Yang Yang: [Rott, tell the Duke "Duke, go to the trade market next door to play". 】
Rot: [Ah? 】
Yang Yang: [Simulate my voice. 】
Rott: [Oh, yes. 】
The black panther lying on the back of the sofa awakened from standby, then ran to Achbyder in small steps, squatted smartly, raised his hair and said Yang Yang's voice: "Duke, go to the trade market next door ~~"
Archibald: "..."
Yang Yang: "..."
Archibald turned back and looked at Yang Yang with a strange look.
Yang Yang supported the amount, explaining weakly: "I didn't let it use this tone."
He was scared of goosebumps himself, too.
Rott: "?????"
Did it do something wrong?
Archibald glanced at Yang Yang suspiciously, gave up his verification, then retracted his eyes and continued to turn his back.
This is still angry.
Yang Yang looked at the back of Archibald, smiled helplessly and lovingly-what should the child do if he could not listen to good things? Just put it in your ears.
Yang Yang looked back. This time, instead of using brain waves, he directly said to Roth: "Roth, tell the Duke‘ Duke, go to the trade market next door ’.
Black Panther Rott obediently acted as a repeater, simulating the voice of Yang Yang with a coquettish tone: "Duke, go to the trading market next door ~~"
Archibald: "..."
Yang Yang: "Rott, say to the Duke‘ Go, Lord Duke ’.
Rott: "Well, Lord Duke ~~"
Archibald: "..."
Yang Yang: "Rott, say to the Duke--"
Archibald interrupted Yang Yang unbearably: "Enough!"
Yang Yang looked at Archibald, blinked innocently, and at the same time a light screen floated next to it, writing: Duke, go ~ [小人 twisted.gif]
Archibald: "........."
Archibald found that these days, his temper was really softened by Yang Yang a lot-at least he now looked at the writhing villain quite calmly.
Archibald moved the tip of his tail and couldn't pull it out. He exhaled and said, "Montaby is familiar with me. If you want to play with him, all you have to do is work."
Yang Yang smiled, didn't speak, and continued typing on the light screen, this time with more serious tone.
Yang Yang: Today is such a memorable day, what's the point of not going together?
Archibald wondered: "Commemorative value?"
Yang Yang: This will be a historic day when we shake hands and make friends.
Archibald: "... Who are friends with you?"
Yang Yang glanced at the hanging water bottle and wrote, "Aren't we still able to shake hands for up to 20 minutes?"
Archibald: "That's an ordinary stranger too."
Yang Yang raised her eyebrows and pointed to her belly—a stranger with your child?
Archibald: "..."
Yang Yang: I have a special constitution. The child ’s soul can perceive the outside world through me. Now the child ’s soul knows how to be close to others. Are you sure you do n’t cultivate feelings with it? In the future, when our two transactions are over, if the child is going to follow me, what do you do?
Archibald: "..."
Yang Yang: Also, this child is very skinny. It is the happiest when playing this way. You do n’t follow at this time, do you want your child to cultivate feelings with Monta? What should I do if Monta calls Dad after it breaks the shell?
Archibald: "........."
...
Half an hour later, Yang Yang and Archibald changed clothes, brought their coats, and came to the living room side by side.
Monta was eating melon with the four elders in the living room. When they saw them, the melon almost dropped.
He Shu saw Archie Bird's dress, and was very surprised: "Bird, are you going out?"
Archibald nodded: "Well, Yang Yang wants to go to the sanatorium next door."
"Oh--."
Mom and Gulita made a meaningful voice at the same time.
Archibald frowned, explaining: "Monta invited him."
Monta picked up her melon and nodded: "Yes, but I didn't call you. Don't you hate shopping the most?"
Archibald glanced at him coolly. "What do you want to do if I don't go?"
Monta grimaced: "What can I do?"
Archibald imagined the picture of the child calling Monta to call his dad. He had an imposing face, and immediately fiercely five degrees.
Archibald: "Oh."
Monta: "???"
No, did his buddy take the wrong medicine? ?
Yang Yang completely imagined what Archie Byrd had made up for his brain. He had no culprit's consciousness and even wanted to laugh.
Yang Yang pursed her mouth, coughed, and changed the subject, and said to He Shu: "Hey, do you need anything we buy?"
He Shu was surprised that Archibald was going out to play, but he obviously liked it.
He Shu laughed: "No, you have to play. Monta and Byrd, you have to take care of Yang Yang. He is still ill, and the child in his stomach cannot stand the collision."
In the face of Heshu, Monta and Archibald were docile, obediently answered "OK", and then went out together.
Until getting on the car, Monta still felt very mysterious-because Archibald sat in the co-pilot, Yang Yang and Rott were in the back seat. This is clearly not yet peaceful.
Monta looked at Archibald: "So why are you here?"
Archibald glanced at Monta, still cool: "Focus on driving."
Monta: "..."
Is it his illusion? How do you feel that your little friend is a little unfriendly to him today?
Monta was puzzled. When the car was lifted up into the sky, it turned on autonomous driving, then opened the moth group to seek the truth from Yang Yang.
As a result, as soon as the moth group opened, Monta saw that Yang Yang had sent a photo—the back of Archibald he took from the back seat of the car.
Your favorite brother: [picture] Qing Dad, sister Li, send it. Taye, thank you for paying today ~
Society sister Li: ... really came out?
Fu Xiaoqing's father: Yang Yeniu, Star Express, I will deliver it to you next week.
Universe Your Tower Lord: Tell me first how you did it? How do I think he looks strange at me?
Your favorite brother: Your illusion, I just let him accompany you for prenatal education.
Universe your tower Lord :? ? Is this OK?
Don't call me Xiaoqing :? ? Do you believe this?
Society sister Li: ... this is not the little uncle in my memory.
Fu Xiaoqing's father: Speaking of which, Bird was stupid when he was a kid.
When Yang Yang saw this sentence, he couldn't help thinking of the silly fluorescent ball in his stomach and smiled.
Your favorite brother: Yes, the Duke is very cute.
Four big moths: ...
Four moths: Do you have any misunderstandings about the word "cute"?
The most showy brother you are: aren't they cute? [A tail is all about the shape of you.jpg]
Four big moths: ...? ?
Don't call me Xiaoqing: Wait, this tail looks a little familiar ...
Society, your sister: ... lie.
Fu Xiaoqing's father: Does Bird know that you use his photos as emoji bags?
Your favorite brother: You guessed it. [Duke iswatchingu.jpg]
Four big moths: ...
The most showy brother to you: [小 jiojio kick and wash you! .jpg]
Society sister Li: emmmm, I don't know what you think, but I seem to suddenly get the cuteness of my little uncle.
Don't call me Xiaoqing: 1
Fu Xiaoqing's father: Brother Yang, is there any more?
The most showy brother of your sheep: [qi into a big pine cone.jpg]
Monta: "..."
Monta looked at the emoji in the group, and then looked at the expressionless Archibald next to her.
At this moment, Monta felt Yang Yang was like a grasshopper jumping on the blade.
Monta then happily saved all the emoticons.
...
Twenty minutes later, the car arrived at its destination.
The car slowly landed from the empty track, and the goal was a derelict city, with broken walls and ruins, but not desolate-it was obviously cleaned and reorganized, but it still remained ruined, and the road was smooth and people were passing by. There are colorful signboards hanging on the collapsed high-rise, and they are flourishing.
Monta switched the car back to manual driving, driving slowly, and explained to Yang Yang: "This was once the capital city of the old Emperor Star. At first, it only cleared out the health area. Later, the tourist season opened, and the range slowly Spreading out, reorganizing and reusing the abandoned city. I was just trying to save money, but I didn't expect to have a feature later. "
Yang Yang looked towards the street, and when he looked closer, the sense of oppression that the building was about to fall was very obvious, but because of the refurbishment marks, this abandoned city was full of fantasy.
Yang Yang liked it: "It's really good."
Because the tourist season is about to start, there are not many tourists on the street, but there are many workers and vehicles to purchase and arrange.
Yang Yang saw some street layouts and saw something: "It seems the style of this street is uniform?"
Monta laughed: "Well, not only this street, but the entire reorganization area, there will be different themes and sponsors every year, and even some temporary passages will be built. Every year it is a new look. This is also here. One of the reasons for enduring durability. "
Starcraft people kinda play.
Yang Yang grabbed the car window and looked around with interest.
As the car moved forward, an isolation fence appeared. Inside was the health area that was originally rebuilt, and it now looks like a city.
Monta drove the car into the parking lot, took an electronic map, and shared it with the other two.
Monta: "The map of the health resort is not much changed, but if you want to go out and play, the map is a must-have every year."
Yang Yang opened the map and looked at it. It was found that this year the entire reforming area was planned into a five-star shape. Each corner has a different color. Food and clothing are divided. The five corners are directly connected by a floating light rail. Convenience.
Monta has put away the map and said with a smile: "The tourist season is only open outside, and now the most popular is the trade market. These days are the time when the goods are the most and the people are the least. Let's go shopping and maybe we can Leak. "
The trade market is a pot-shaped building. Not far from the parking lot, it can be reached in ten minutes on foot.
But Yang Yang was more curious about the leaks Monta said: "What leaks?"
Montamo flicked his hands: "Of course it is the soul plant."
Yang Yang wondered: "Isn't the soul essence plant already mass-produced? What can't I buy?"
"You don't understand."
Monta's expression was unpredictable. After locking the car, she walked to Yang Yang and rested her hands on Yang Yang's shoulder. The two brothers explained nicely: "Although the spirit essence plant can be mass-produced, the output is They are edible soul essence plants. Medicinal soul essence plants are difficult to cultivate. Soul essence plants with sufficient soul power and complete medicinal properties are even more rare, so most advanced soul essence plants are collected in the wild. "
Yang Yang thought about it and understood-the difference between greenhouse ginseng and wild ginseng.
Yang Yang also showed interest, and asked, "The soul essence plant must be worth a lot of money."
Monta gave a "comrade in the same" expression and bit her ears with Yang Yang: "Of course, just last year--"
Before he could finish speaking, Monta was pulled apart by the collar.
Monta turned back and saw Archibald.
Archibald put on his coat. His coat had a cloak shape, and his tail could be completely hidden inside without revealing it. But apart from that, Archibald didn't make any other cover, and it didn't seem to be afraid of being watched.
Monta forced: "What's wrong?"
Archibald walked to where Monta was standing before he said, "Don't be so close."
Monta: "... Ah?"
Archibald looked back and looked at Yang Yang again, and answered Yang Yang's question just now: "The highest soul spirit plant photographed in the trade market is worth 800 million, but it will be higher in the trading center, but that is not the case. Publicly available fine auctions. "
Monta murmured in his ear no less than a hundred times last year, so Archibald's impression was quite deep.
800 million!
Yang Yang's eyes lit up at once: "Are these soul essence plants collected from the old Emperor Star?"
Archibald paused, and he was really unclear.
Then Monta went to the other side of Yangyang and said, "Of course, do you know why the visiting season develops into a tourist season? It is because the old emperor star has the most soul essence plants, and the beasts have a high grade. Therefore, more and more people come to visit relatives every year. In fact, the seven eldest aunts, eight aunts, and nine uncles are actually hunting for a mixed entry permit-after all, there are no restrictions on hunting.
Yang Yang heard two eyes glowing: "Can you hunt?"
Monta: "Of course, I have also hunted a few times. Why, do you want to play?"
Yang Yang: "Think!"
Monta: "Call the taco-"
Yang Yang was pulled away this time.
Archibald held Yang Yang's wrist and took a few steps forward, leaving Monta behind.
Yang Yang was a little strange now, he glanced down at his gripped wrist, and then looked at Archibald's grim side face-the Duke looked reluctantly.
Yang Yang wondered, "Duke, what are you doing?"
Archibald glanced down at Yang Yang's stomach, solemnly: "Prenatal education."
He checked on the way. Skin contact made it easier for children to feel the father's soul power. In fact, it is better to touch the mother's belly, but what if Yang Yang misunderstood? So handle is enough.
Yang Yang: "..."
This man is serious.
Yang Yang looked at Archibald's unhappy face, then looked at holding his hand gently.
Yang Yang: "..."
It's over. He now thought Archibald was super cute.
Yang Yang pursed her lips, held down the smile on the corner of her mouth, and then took the initiative to stand side by side with Archibald, pointing to a snack bar on the side of the road and saying, "Well, what is that, I want to eat."
Archibald frowned: "Aunt Gu said don't eat anything."
Yang Yang pointed to another shop selling bone carvings: "Go and see that."
Then just go over there.
Archibald took Yang Yang's hand, paused for a second, followed silently, and did not forget to educate Yang Yang: "Do not run, use it."
It can be said that it is quite worrying.
Monta, left in place: "..."
emmm, is it his illusion? How do you feel like you are superfluous?