Chapter 255: Chinese Kongfu?
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On the NBA’s All Beings
- Bear paw fish stew
- 1275 characters
- 2021-03-03 07:15:59
"How high did Wang Hao jump?"
At this moment, everyone has questions in their hearts.
Everyone in the judges seat looked directly at the magician.
"Don't ask me, I just teach him to pass, I don't know the rest"
The magician shook his head.
"Kobe..."
"Don't ask me, I didn't expect this kid to jump so high"
Wang Hao and Howard entered the second round. At this moment, the comforted person became Howard, and the comforting person became Wang Hao. "Dehuai is very discouraged. I will not participate next year. Your chance is here."
"Are you Chinese Kung Fu?"
Howard asked curiously.
"Hehe! Great China has too many things you don't understand, go, happy beast"
Howard appeared on the field felt deep hostility, because the height of the basket of 1 meter did not pick up the height.
"referee..."
"I forgot, I'll be fine soon"
Seeing that the referee was about to move the basket, Wang Hao shouted, "Don't pick, use another one. I will use such a high basket later."
The referee looked at Howard on Sima's face, gritted his teeth and cleared the other half.
Howard's first dunk in the second round was still very creative. After his teammates threw the ball over, Howard jumped up and hit the ball to the backboard first, then caught the rebound and dunked the ball in.
Since the second round is not the judges scoring, but the support rate of fans, so now we can not know Howard's results.
Wang Hao appeared on the stage, and Wang Hao, who attracted the attention of the audience, grabbed a basketball with both hands.
"Does he want to dunk two goals? Although not very creative, this 4.05 basket is a natural bonus."
Kenny Smith guessed.
"Take away your poor imagination, can Wang Hao be that simple?"
Wang Hao reached out and pointed at Carter who was watching from the sidelines, and then directly received from Kobe a No. 15 jersey that Carter wore in the dunk contest during the Raptors period.
Carter: "??? Is this kid going to diss me, or is he going to pay tribute to me?"
Regardless of Carter’s mood, after putting on the jersey, Wang Hao started to run directly on the center line, ran to the free throw line, and threw the ball in his right hand to the backboard, and the man followed suit, duang!duang!!!
After two consecutive beeps, Wang Hao dunked the ball in his left hand first, and then grabbed the rebounded ball with his right hand and stuffed it directly into the basket. However, Wang Hao did not let go. The ball was still held in Wang Hao's hands. Hung on the basket.
"Hanging arm, the hanging arm of 4.05"
At this moment, the court was completely overjoyed, even Carter, the founder of this action, went directly to the basket to worship Wang Hao.
"What's so special, what's so special, isn't this so special, isn't it a human?"
The incoherent Guelder beat my emperor’s chest frantically, even Kobe, who was in a suit and leather shoes, pulled off his tie at this moment and frantically said to the daughter in his arms, "Look, that’s your big brother... .."
Sima Face Howard has completely become a foil at this moment, from Superman's transformation to the sound that urges him to leave the game now, only 10 minutes have passed in between.
Howard, who dunks in the second round, glued a small basket on the backboard, put the ball on the small basket, and then jumped up to get the ball with a big windmill. To be fair, both of Howard's moves in the second round were enough to get full marks. But unfortunately, he met Wang Hao, a pervert.
When Wang Hao appeared on the stage, the sharp-eyed people noticed that Wang Hao was still wearing Carter's uniform, which proved that Wang Hao would still buckle Carter's actions.
"Is it the free throw line? Or change hands? It can't be a big windmill changing hands, right?"
Kenny Smith guessed it.
"Why not?"
Wang Hao stood outside the three-point line and threw the basketball near the basket.
Whoosh!
Wang Hao made a run-up and jump in one go.
Grabbing a basketball in the air, Wang Hao changed hands with his crotch, turned 360 degrees, and then a big windmill dunked the ball into the basket.
"The best dunk contest in history, there is no one, unless Wang Hao is participating in a dunk contest."
Excited, Barkley finished speaking on his knees.
There is no suspense about the result of the dunk contest. Wang Hao crushed Warcraft to win the championship with a 98% approval rate.
When awarding the awards, as usual, I had a business exchange with Stern.
"I'll take the initiative to ask for a urine test later."
In front of Stern, Wang Hao said directly into the microphone.
Stern: "..."
reporter:"..."
The body was not afraid of shadows, and at Wang Hao's strong request, the Alliance staff still took away Wang Hao's test samples in front of a group of people.
"Thank you, you made me feel that my youth is back." Carter said excitedly, hugging Wang Hao.
Wang Hao: "...{Big Brother, don't get me wrong, I really didn't want to lick you.}"
However, it is necessary to say hello to Carter. Although Carter is still super giant now, will he be old? And one day the Lakers will be sniped by the entire league. They will not be able to sign new players and retain the main players. Relying on some old players to play. Wang Hao can be considered a rainy day.
The Happy Beast is the Happy Beast. After less than an hour, Sima’s face recovered, "Wang Hao, you teach me Chinese Kung Fu, it must be Chinese Kung Fu. I saw it on the Internet. You Chinese Kung Fu can fly to the sky. , Can also emit lasers."
"Laser? What the hell? Show me."
Wang Hao took the Happy Beast’s cell phone. At this moment, it was broadcasted on the Huang Rihua version of Tianlong Babu Shaolin Temple where I don’t know where the Happy Beast found. Xu Zhu and Ding Chunqiu had just landed, and Duan Yu was using the Six-Maid Sword. Biubiu Murong Fu.
"This one...."
"You must teach me, please, I know that you Chinese apprentices have to salute, I will come here"
Saying that the happy beast is about to kneel.
"Hey! Don't be like that... You know that Chinese Kungfu accepts apprentices are very strict. I can't call the shots, and accepting apprentices requires tests. It usually takes about 5 years. Can you wait?"
Wang Hao pulled up the Happy Beast and started to flicker.
"Okay, then five years, what is the test?"
"Don't say it, don't say it, it's not a test if you say it."
Which NBA magic stick is better?
Back at the hotel, Wang Hao took Kobe and found a quiet place to sit down.
"whats the matter?"
Kobe asked.
"Get a high-ranking pick and pick Curry's son. Our lineup will be stable after a few years."
"Old Curry's son? The three-pointer quasi boy? Does he use a high pick?"
"Look at it, I guess it will be in the top five, but fortunately, he will participate in the elective next year, and I have some ideas about Yao Ming."
"Yao Ming? Just forget about Yao Ming~EbookFREE.me~ Even if the Rockets let go, the league won't let them."
Kobe said confidently.
"What if you trade Bynum?"
Wang Hao began to test Kobe's tone.
"Bynum? You are crazy, besides you, the most optimistic about management is Bynum."
"Haha! So, the management is also blind."
"What do you mean?"
Kobe heard something in Wang Hao's words.
"Haha! Bynum will give us the answer. Exchange Bynum for Yao Ming. This deal is simply not worth it. Of course it cannot be now. We need an opportunity. However, you have to tell the management that after the All-Stars, we need to let Some players have swiped their data and increased their trading chips."
"Okay, leave this to me"
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