Chapter 187: Yaya (middle)

The little girl looked only eight or nine years old, in white clothes, with two sky-high shofar braids on her head, and her whole face was childish. Ye Tianxie was convinced that the little girl was definitely not sitting there when he first appeared here, otherwise he would be discovered by him for the first time. She seemed more suddenly there.
Yaya: Grade :? ? ? ? grade:? ? ? ? Unknown age, but always seems to be only eight or nine years old body and mind, no one knows her origin, it is rumored that she has been in the ice wolves cave for many years, only through her test can enter the ice wolves cave .
As soon as the evil dragon's eyes got the information, the little girl had already shouted with her crisp voice: "My name is Yaya. Welcome this big brother to come here. The road here is slippery and cute Yaya There are magical snowshoes here, which can make people on the ice and snow without worrying about slipping. "
As soon as Ye Tianxie approached, a long panel had appeared in front of him ...
White snowshoes: White snowshoes, the soles are blessed with a simple magic texture, don't worry about slipping on your feet when you step on any road. Price: 1,000 gold coins.
Black snowshoes: Black snowshoes, the soles are blessed with simple magic patterns, don't worry about slipping on your feet when you step on any road. Price: 1,000 gold coins.
Red snowshoes: The red snowshoes are blessed with a simple magic texture, so you don't have to worry about slipping on your feet when you step on any road. Price: 1,000 gold coins.
Blue snowshoes ...
Pink snowshoes ...
Yellow snowshoes ...
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"Brother, you see, there are beautiful shoes of all colors. Right, right, if you don't wear these beautiful snow shoes, you can easily slip into the Ice Wolf Cave. So for safety, The cute Yaya will not let her brother, sister, uncle and aunt who don't wear snowshoes go in. "Yaya smiled brightly. I'm afraid that a balloon attached to those two crochet braids could take her fluttering.
Ye Tianxie's blue tendons went straight, and a pair of simple shoes, even sold 1,000 gold coins ... If you don't buy them, you won't be allowed to enter the ice wolf cave! Grab money! Obviously grab money! He is so black-hearted at a young age, don't rob a bank when he grows up ... if there is a bank in this world.
Even with the urge to hold her up and spank, Ye Tianxie had to generously take out a thousand gold coins and put on a smiley face: "Little sister, your snowshoes are beautiful, then I will buy a pair of black snow Shoes. "
Ding Dong! The transaction was successful. Ye Tianxie added a pair of black shoes that were dirt-soaked regardless of style and appearance ... It was like ten dollars a dozen flat shoes on the countryside street.
Yaya laughed even more happily: "Yeah! Big brother! You are such a good person! A few big brothers just hated it and asked if they could be cheaper ... Yaya sells the cheapest things, they So stingy ... yes, there are some big brothers who actually ask if group discounts can be discounted? What does group purchase mean? "
"Group buying is ..."
"Dangdang Dangdang! Now enter Yaya test mode, big brother, are you ready? Only through Yaya's test can you enter Bingjulang Cave. Oh! It is not Yaya's intention to do this, this is beautiful The task that Sister Genesis gave to Yaya. "Yaya didn't explain to Ye Tianxie what a" group purchase "opportunity was, and she obviously shouted it out after repeating N times.
Ye Tianxie straightened his waist: "Say, what test."
With his current strength, he is really not afraid of what is called a test ... as long as it is not something like a million bone ruins.
Yaya's eyes fluttered, and her mouth shouted, "Dangdang Dangdang! Now that you're ready, the test from the cutest Yaya is coming."
...... I have to say that her narcissism and Guoguo have the same level. Ye Tianxie thought so.
"The first test ..." A trick from Yaya's hand, a blank scroll appeared in her hand: "Fill in poetry!"
Ye Tianxie's foot was a cricket, and almost did not plunge into the snow.
"Entering Bingjulang cave is to save a poor little wolf, so not only must you be loving, but you must be smart enough. So, you must pass the test of Yaya's intelligence to pass the level. Rest assured, big brother They are good people, so the ten tests given by Yaya are the easiest. The elder brother can pass the five questions correctly.
Yaya waved the scroll in her hand, and the tender smile was like a tender flower in full bloom. Very cute.
Ye Tianxie took the scroll—it was bitten by a snake, (please fill out the second half).
Ye Tianxie: "..."
Holding the magic pen from Yaya, Ye Tianxie didn't move for a long time.
"Yeah! Yaya is going to count down. It's only ten seconds. Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."
Ye Tianxie's hand was shaking, and finally he bit his teeth and brushed it on the paper. He finished it in three seconds and gave it to Yaya.
Once bitten by a snake, (smell birds everywhere).
Yaya's body was crooked and she almost fell off the snowman.
Yaya was clearly angry, and shouted, "I was bitten by a snake, and I was afraid of well rope for ten years! This is something that a three-year-old kid knows! Big brother, how stupid! How stupid !!! It's a super stupid !!! Stupid !!! "
Ye Tianxie: "..."
He didn't mean it on purpose, but he really didn't know what the second half of that proverb was.
Ye Tianxie never attended elementary school, junior high school, high school ... All his knowledge came from "her". After the encounter, she gave him a home, took care of him, and then became his teacher and taught him everything ...
Of all the disciplines of Ye Tianxie, the worst is foreign languages, followed by poems in Mandarin.
In foreign languages, he still only remembers 26 letters. When she is with him, she will accommodate everything to him infinitely. When he shows a little bit of impatience with foreign language and ancient poetry, she will be gentle and will not let him remember those things he does not want to remember, and These do n’t have any effect even if they do n’t learn, but teach him a lot of things he wants to learn,
Ye Tianxie eventually went to college because of her, because she told him that life without campus life was destined to be incomplete. Because of many emotions, many wonderful things will only belong to the campus, which cannot be felt and experienced elsewhere. Therefore, with the help of the left breaking army. He easily entered Jinghua University, which no mathematician dreams of ...
However, his campus life lasted less than two months, and she became a past cloud because of her departure.
In the face of being bitten by a snake, Ye Tianxie desperately searched all the verses in his mind that can be remembered now-of course, the number is extremely poor, and then he finally picked a more rhyming pair ... So, a let The eternity that directly collapsed was born ...
Once bitten by a snake, I heard birds everywhere!
"Don't be angry with my younger sister. I was bitten by a snake. I was afraid of Jing Sheng for ten years. How could I not have such a simple question? I'm just making you happy. Yaya is so cute, and even more lovely when you laugh." Ye Tian Xie smiled, said without blushing or beating. Yeah, I have n’t managed to deal with your little girl!
Ye Tianxie's remarks can make a normal person goosebumps, but the effect is still quite significant for a girl with a weak brain. Yaya really didn't get angry anymore, thinking about her head crooked, and shouted, "I knew it was intentional. Such a simple question would do even the stupid and stupidest big fool in the world. How could the big brother not?" Or it would be worse than the dumbest stupid. "
Ye Tianxie: "! @ # ￥% ……"
"Then the quickest, most nervous and most exciting intellectual question and answer, big brother, it's time to prove that you are a smart person, but you must listen to it !!"
Intellectual question and answer ... Ye Tianxie could not help but rub the cold sweat that did not exist on his forehead.
Guoguo blinked, and his eyes immediately lighted up ~ EbookFREE.me ~ shouted brightly: "Second question ... what would hurt the watermelon and coconut on my head?"
"The key to this problem is not watermelon or coconut, but which one is bigger. If the watermelon is larger, the watermelon is more painful. If the coconut is larger, the coconut is more painful." Ye Tianxie thought for half a second. , With a serious answer. After answering, I felt that my answer was seamless. I'm afraid that Einstein could not find a more perfect answer.
"Error! The pain is not watermelon or coconut, but the head! It hurts the head, but coconut and watermelon will not hurt! Big brother, you are so stupid!" Yaya shouted.
Ye Tianxie directly petrified.
"Third question ..." Yaya didn't give Ye Tianxie a chance to gasp, and asked in a crisp voice: "A black cat and a white cat are good friends. One day the white cat fell into the black In the black creek, the whole body turned black. What would the black cat say when he saw it? "
Ye Tianxie quickly used his imagination to turn himself into a white cat. After thinking about the situation for 10 seconds, Dayi said suddenly: "It will say, hi! Friends, you are much more beautiful than before!"
"Wrong!" Yaya's mouth opened, and Bai Xiao's little hand was swinging.
"Then what does it say?"
"Of course it would say‘ meow ~~~ ’because the cat would never speak !!

Ye Tianxie burst into tears.
"Question 4 ... One day, smart and cute Xiao Ming walked on the street and saw a lot of gold coins and a big bone on the ground, but Xiao Ming picked up the bones and didn't pick up those gold coins. Why? "
"Because those gold coins are fake." Ye Tianxie said quietly.
"Wrong !!! Because Xiaoming is a puppy !!!"
Ye Tianxie: "..."