Chapter 112: Drunk god
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Otaku Engineer in Great Tang Dynasty
- 皮侠客
- 1331 characters
- 2021-01-30 07:56:09
Inside the drunk fairy building.
"Hmm~, Xiaoxuan, this braised lion head is so delicious, I didn't expect pork to be so delicious."
"Um~, this Dongpo meat is also delicious, but why is it called Dongpo meat? It's obviously pork."
Cheng Chu silently puffed his cheeks and ate while still screaming there. Unlike shopkeeper Liu, who had been eating sullenly there, Li Zexuan doubted that all the vegetables on the table were poured into shopkeeper Liu’s mouth to fill his mouth. Fat belly.
"Ahem~, this wine..."
Shopkeeper Liu was a little thirsty for eating. He picked up the glass and poured it into his mouth. As a result, he was almost choked to death. After a long time, he sighed:
"Master, this wine is really too strong. My old Liu has drunk wine for most of his life. He has never drunk such a strong wine. It's really so enjoyable."
"Treasurer Liu is right. It's not an exaggeration to call this wine immortal brew. The old man can be considered as having tasted all kinds of wines in the world, but he has never drunk such a strong wine with such a novel taste. It is even better than Jiannan. Still delicious."
A forty or fifty-year-old diners next to him echoed his fascination.
"Brother Zhihua is right. I thought that Jiannan Shaochun was the best wine in Datang, but I didn't expect that I was nothing but the frog at the bottom of the well. As soon as this wine came out, I was afraid that all of my wine in Datang To be overshadowed, but I don’t know what the name of this wine is."
Another diner also said.
Li Zexuan stood up and laughed: "This wine is called Shenxianzui, which is a very strong wine, and there is also a milder wine called Wenrouxiang. Two days later, these two wines will be launched together with these new dishes. Please come and join us at that time."
Several diners hurriedly said: "It must be."
"If you don't come and drink this kind of fairy wine then, don't you regret it for life?"
"Yes."
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After drinking and eating, everyone left Zuixianlou contentedly, and those diners became the first propagandists of the new wine and new dishes in Zuixianlou.
Of course, Li Zexuan won't just count on these people to help him propagate, he still has a later move.
Cheng Chumo eats at noon, and is full of drinks. This product is now clever. He is not ready to go home first after eating and drinking. He wants to go out and have a wave of alcohol, so as not to go back and get kicked again. .
Li Zexuan was too lazy to pay attention to him, so he went with him.
It happens to be the afternoon to bring this product, so that people can move all the materials and equipment needed for the deployment of the fairy drunk and gentle town to the Cheng family’s wine shop. This product always has to do some effort to eat free food?
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The next day, a group of children on the first-generation scooters appeared suddenly in the streets and alleys of Chang'an City. The children sang as they ran:
"The gods are drunk, drunk gods, two liters are not drunk, no money; gentle town, enjoy gentleness, drink to the Zuixianlou!"
At this time, Li Zexuan racked his brains to come up with a rhyming advertisement. He instructed Sanbao to recruit some children and let them run on scooters to Chang'an City while singing these two advertisements.
As for the reward, it is the scooter under their feet. As long as they shout for a day, the scooter belongs to them.
Such a generous remuneration envies other children, and they are rushing to sign up.
Li Zexuan never refused to come. He wanted as much as he wanted. Of course he could afford the advertising fee, and it would be very worth it. In the end, the advertising team reached more than 50 people, which directly caused the people of Changan City to be caught by these two advertisements. The word bombarded all day.
"The tone of this Drunken Immortal Building is too big? Two liters are not drunk, no money? My Xiao is not drunk for a hundred cups, and I will go to the Drunken Immortal Building to drink for free tomorrow, haha!"
"I'll go too, this free wine is not white or white, let's see how Zuixianlou ends this time."
"I just don't know how this wine tastes, but don't drink too bad."
"Hehe, you guys just be so happy, this wine tastes good, it tastes good, but it's very strong, don't say two liters, one liter you can't get up."
At this time, an old man of forty or fifty years old interrupted, the old man who was in Zuixianlou yesterday.
"What's up, old man Feng, have you ever drunk this fairy?"
The man surnamed Xiao asked.
The old man surnamed Feng twisted his beard and said with a smile: "Yesterday I had the honor to have a drink in Zuixianlou. Tsk tsk, this wine is more delicious than Jiannan Shaochun, but the wine is very strong, you young people, don’t do it then. I climbed to the ground after drinking two glasses, haha."
"Old man Feng, don't underestimate me, I will give you a drink of two liters tomorrow!"
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As soon as Wei Zheng left the morning, on the way back, he was sitting in the sedan chair, and he heard the voice of children outside:
"The gods are drunk, drunk gods, two liters are not drunk, no money; gentle town, enjoy gentleness, drink to the Zuixianlou!"
Wei Zheng loved to make wine all his life, and he loved to drink more. His volume was also very good. He would not get drunk even after drinking three liters of Jiannan Shaochun. When he heard these two words, he smiled slightly:
"This Zui Xian Lou's tone is so big? Last time I impeached Li Zexuan, I was speechless by that little slicker. Since this time your kid dared to speak loudly, the old man will go to Zui Xian Lou tomorrow to have a free drink. Hello, haha."
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The same situation has happened in almost every corner of Chang'an City. Those who think that they have a good alcohol intake will naturally feel unconvinced when they hear these two advertisements. , Didn’t I make two liters of wine for nothing?
Li Zexuan took advantage of the fluke psychology that most people have, and seduce them to try this fairy drunk in Zuixianlou. There is a gambler in everyone's heart, as long as there are external conditions to seduce him, then he will be like a scourge, out of control.
"Xuan'er, you asked someone to release the two limericks in Chang'an City today?"
After dinner, Li Jingmo called his son into the study and asked with a smile.
"Hey, I can't hide anything from Dad, that's what the child thought."
Li Zexuan said with a smile.
Li Jingmo questioned: "Then you are not afraid that someone will drink two liters and not get drunk?"
"Father ~EbookFREE.me~ does not rule out such a large number of people, but this kind of people is very rare after all. He wants to be really drunk, how about sending him two liters of wine, anyway, we were drunk at that time. The reputation has been beaten out."
Hehe, that drunk is almost equivalent to forty degrees of liquor. If someone really drinks more than two catties and is not drunk, then Li Zexuan would also recognize it.
Li Jingmo shook his head helplessly: "For my father, how come you are better in business than me? Your kid, you have been improper, so you have to go around these things."
Li Zexuan smiled and said: "Father, this is almost the last time the child has helped Zuixianlou. After the status of the new wine is established, Zuixianlou's position must be firmly established. At that time, I only used to count the money at home."
Li Jingmo was speechless.
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