Chapter 186: Nizoukai, don't touch me!
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Otaku Engineer in Great Tang Dynasty
- 皮侠客
- 1293 characters
- 2021-01-30 07:56:20
"Hey, Xiaoxuan, your carriage is really comfortable, how about giving me a car for brother?"
Although Cheng Chumo was "pulled" off the sofa by Lan'er, he was not at all angry. This guy wandered around in the carriage like Liu's grandma entering the Grand View Garden. He looked around and fumbled around. After a while, wait for him to take a closer look. After finishing the luxurious internal structure of the carriage, Cheng Chumo couldn't help being more shocked. This kind of carriage is the standard equipment for their kind of dudes. This carriage is so forceful to drive out, so he licked his face to Li Zexuan. Beg for points.
"Hehe, your kid is beautiful, this carriage is the only one in the world!"
Li Zexuan pouted.
"Ah? Don't! Xiaoxuan, can you just make a few more cars in your workshop?"
Cheng Chu silently persuaded.
Li Zexuan slanted his eyes and said, "It's okay, but it's okay, but this carriage is expensive. It's not a brother. I look down on you. Can you afford it?"
Wasn't this product always called poor before? Li Zexuan didn't believe he could afford a "luxury car" now!
"Damn, you kid underestimated my brother, right? As long as you have this kind of carriage, I can afford my brother. Let's talk, how much is one?"
Cheng Chumo was immediately unhappy. The wine shop had their family's stock. With the sales of Shenxian Drunk and Gentle Township, the Cheng family also made a lot of gold. Correspondingly, Cheng Chumo's recent pocket money was also With more, this product is now small and wealthy, very confident.
Li Zexuan looked at this funny look of a nouveau riche, and couldn't help but utter a word to attack him, so he said: "No bargaining, just 999 pennies!"
He also asked Fober the cost of the carriage just now on the road. The ordinary carriages sold on the market now range from 200 to 500 cartons, but because this new carriage incorporates a lot of black technology, such as shock absorbers, roller bearings, iron plates in the compartment, There are also separate toilets and toilets, so the cost alone is as much as four to five hundred guan.
Li Zexuan set a price of nine hundred and ninety-nine sticks, which is not too expensive, which is equivalent to buying a Porsche in Hyundai.
With such excellent performance, such a domineering appearance, and such a luxurious interior, Li Zexuan believes that even if it sells for more than a thousand, there will definitely be local tyrants who will come over and rush to buy.
But Cheng Chumo is not a local tyrant, he is just a small asset. Hearing such a "violent" price, this guy suddenly softened his legs and almost fell on his stomach.
"Wocao, Xiaoxuan, you are taking advantage of the fire to rob. Teniang's carriage is not made of gold. Why would it be so expensive?"
"Is it expensive? Ugly cow, if you think it’s expensive, our workshop will launch a low-profile carriage in a while. There is no sofa you sit on, and the water storage room where you just washed your hands. It only sells for 600. Sixty-six points!
Ah, if you are too expensive, we will launch another beggar version. There is no sofa, no water storage room, no toilet room, and no iron plate in the carriage. We only sell this one. How about Wuguan? You can always afford this, right? "
Li Zexuan took a sip of water and said slowly.
"Damn, I don't want a beggar version!"
Cheng Chumo was furious. This beggar version just heard the name and knew that it was not a good thing. Cheng Chumo would rather not buy the carriage than to get a beggar version out ashamed.
"Ahem, Xiaoxuan, what about this money, it's nothing more than something outside of the body, is it so clear between our two brothers? If you make another one in your workshop, give it to my brother, how about it?"
If the hard is not good, you can only come to the soft. Anyway, everyone knows that Cheng Chumo is thick-skinned, what's wrong?
"Hehe, since money is something outside of your body, why don't you give me all your pocket money as a ugly cow!"
"Bah, this can't work!"
Cheng Chumo said that he was not a fool, so why did he give away his money?
"Damn, Xiaoxuan, if you don't give your brother me a car, I will go to your house and stay there. Then I will eat yours and drink yours, and see if your kid loses!"
Cheng Chu silently saw that Li Zexuan didn't want to eat hard and soft, so he could only throw out his ultimate trick-shameless.
Yan Shaoning and Fu Bo were holding back their smiles, Lan Er didn't have so much scruples, the little girl laughed happily, and kept saying "Brother Ugly Shameless".
Li Zexuan was also full of black lines, he had never seen such a shameless face.
"No matter what, our room has been tense recently, only the wood room can sleep!"
"Damn, your kid is so righteous!"
"It's you who want to live. Oh, I forgot to tell you. I saw that Uncle Cheng and Uncle Qin are both old and inconvenient to go out. I plan to give them a carriage like this soon. Ugly Niu, you live in our firewood room!"
"Xiaoxuan, you have nothing~~"
Before Cheng Chumo's swearing was scolded, he finally realized that Li Zexuan had been teasing him after hearing the second half of the sentence, but this guy didn't care to get angry, and quickly changed his words:
"Xiaoxuan, you are really enough buddies, haha!"
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After laughing for a while, Yan Shaoning asked seriously: "Xiaoxuan, would you like to name this carriage? It can be better distinguished from other ordinary carriages when it is sold in the future!"
Li Zexuan thinks about it, just as he was about to speak, he listened to Cheng Chu silently interjecting: "What you want, Shaoning is really right. If you want me to say, you need a big name to be worthy of such a perfect one. Car. Um~ how about calling Xiaobawang? Isn't this name aggressive?"
After saying this, he winked at Li Zexuan very proudly.
In Li Zexuan's heart, he was called a shit, and he was a little overlord, this guy would really think about it!
"Not very good! I have already figured out the name, so I'll call it this..."
Speaking, he dipped his finger in clear water and wrote three letters on the table-"BMW".
Cheng Chu silently leaned over, his face suddenly bewildered.
"what does this mean?"
Yan Shaoning frowned and said, "Is this pinyin?"
Li Zexuan raised his eyebrows in surprise: "Oh? Brother Shaoning actually knows Pinyin?"
Yan Shaoning shook his head and said: "Your Majesty mentioned earlier that you invented something called pinyin, which can help children learn to read and showed the pinyin in class. I also heard my father say it after returning home. , The appearance of your character is very similar to what my father described that day."
Li Zexuan nodded suddenly. He was not surprised at how Li Er knew the pinyin. It was not Li Chengqian who said it, but Li Tai said it.
"What pinyin is not pinyin, Xiaoxuan, please tell me what it means~EbookFREE.me~ I see if it can compare to my little bully!"
This guy still misses his little overlord.
Li Zexuan rolled his eyes and said, "These three characters mean don't touch me!"
Cheng Chumo grinned and laughed: "Ha, what a good name I am, it's really not as good as my little bully!"
Yan Shaoning was also a little bit dumbfounded. He wondered: "Yes, Xiaoxuan, your name sounds weird, right?"
Li Zexuan insisted: "Just use this name, Ugly Cow. If this carriage can talk, do you know what it will say to you?"
Cheng Chumo touched the exquisite carvings on the wall of the carriage, and replied, "What?"
"Ci Zoukai, don't touch me!"
"by!"
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(End of this chapter)