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Thus before the Hongjun Pagoda managed to digest all this Heaven Earth Spiritual Qi, it was unlikely to be of any use to Jun Mo Xie!
This is… Damn it! Of all times, you choose to go on strike on me now! Don’t you know that we are only an hour away from when the battle begins! Why did you eat like a country bumpkin who had never eaten anything decent in life and finally entered the city? You only stopped when you ate till your belly was about to burst! Although it was temporary, this is too ridiculous!
Jun Mo Xie criticized and grumbled internally.
Hongjun Pagoda remained still and let Jun Mo Xie continue running his mouth. If it could speak, it will definitely shoot back disdainfully. Fck! Isn’t it all because your incompetent ass made me like this? Who would be able to take it as you keep drawing blood but don’t feed me? If you had fed me properly everyday, would I even have to overeat now? Furthermore, it’s not that I overate—it’s just indigestion; blaming me instead of yourself, how could you be this shameless! You heartless bastrd!…
Scolding didn’t work, and hitting couldn’t be used. Jun Mo Xie was completely out of tricks, so he could only come to terms with it. A situation like this was definitely temporary, so he could only pray that this fella can finish digesting as quickly as he could, and hopefully didn’t get some sort of stomach ulcer just from this…
I’ll let you take a temporary holiday then! Goddamn it, just because I don’t have a butcher I’ll have to eat a unskinned pig? Watch me make a splash with my own real capabilities!
I can still wreck havoc and turn this world upside down!
Jun Mo Xie concealed himself and stood there, experiencing the cold, merciless winds. Looking down at the smooth surface beneath the mountain, he muttered internally. It’s almost time, why haven’t those asholes arrived yet? What if the peak collapses before they arrive? This mountain peak is at risk of collapsing any moment with no solid foundations. It’ll be a complete tragedy if he still had to use his own strength to hold and support it till the enemy arrives…
Just when he worried, whooshing sounds could be heard. Over ten people cut through the misty dawn at incredible speeds.
Everyone in this group was highly-skilled, their steps firm and fast.
They were people from the three Holy Lands! And the person leading this group at the front was Qu Wu Qing!
He commanded in a hurried tone,
Hurry! Faster! Faster! There, and there, go camouflage yourselves and wait for my command! At the sound of my loud whistle, charge out! We have to catch them off guard! Cause the greatest possible damage at the beginning!
Everyone else nodded, but no one spoke. Followed by a couple of whooshes
, everyone sought for a location to hide in.
Jun Mo Xie wasn’t sure if it was a good or bad thing, but one person had picked the spot Jhe was standing at as his hiding spot. Carefully laying down, he stuck his head up to look around before retracting it again.
This hiding spot was too magnificent; his head was right at Jun Mo Xie’s crotch! Jun Mo Xie only had to stretch his hand out, grab the person’s neck, and strangle him to death! Or Jun Mo Xie could just squat down slightly and his bum would be seated right on his neck. This guy just had to stretch his neck a little and he would have an extremely intimate contact with a certain private body part…
Jun Mo Xie didn’t know whether to laugh or cry at having someone stick their head in his crotch while he was invisible. This brother is too good at hiding… To hide in such a place is making it extremely convenient for me…
But Jun Mo Xie was not able to do anything to him currently. To be able to see and touch, but have to hold himself back, Jun Mo Xie was annoyed and frustrated.
At this moment, this person randomly turned around and faced the sky, a satisfied look upon his face. Burying his nose under Mo Xie’s crotch, he even two deep breaths, opening his mouth widely. His eyes turned into crescents as he commented,
This air here sure is fresh!
If I were capable of farting at my own will, you would instantly find it unfresh!
Jun Mo Xie thought angrily. Watching the wide mouth that was opening and closing beneath him, Jun Mo Xie thought: If I suddenly have the urge to pee, it’ll all go into this guy’s stomach, not a single drop would go to waste… Naturally… If it’s diarrhea, this person might be worse off than Eunuch Zhu Lao.
Forcefully fighting the urge to strangle this person to death and the tempting thought of taking a leak right there, Jun Mo Xie let out a sigh of resignation and got ready to leave.
Before leaving, Young Master Jun was still not willing to walk away just like that. Jun Mo Xie began to circulate the Qi in his body, heading up before going down, till it reached the dantian, went into the spleen channel of the taiyin foot. With a slight tightening of the rectum, he released a silent fart.
As the saying goes, a loud fart doesn’t smell, but a smelly fart doesn’t sound! Under the careful control of Jun Mo Xie, this extreme
fragrance
entered the mouth of the guy below with a whoosh
, not a single bit going to waste.
With another whoosh
, Young Master disappeared into thin air.
The person below was still taking in deep breaths through his mouth that was open wide like a satisfied toad. Suddenly, a odd and extremely pungent odor hit him right in his mouth, causing him to choke. An odd flavour spread across his tongue and he gagged, feeling as if his stomach was about to overturn and he was almost going to vomit.
Qu Wu Qing transmitted over coldly,
Who?! Who is it!
The guy pinched his nose and replied with much difficulty,
Master Qu, please simmer down, it was me…
Cui Ning Shi, you son of a btch! Why are you so useless! Why are you gagging! Did you fcking eat a fart?! What sort of timing is this! If you don’t believe that I’ll kill you, go ahead and gag one more time!
Qu Wu Qing cursed harshly.
Cui Ning Shi was a submissive person, so he did not dare to make any noise. But he was reminded by Qu Wu Qing’s words. He was hit by another wave of nausea after swiping his tongue in his mouth and fought the urge to gag again. It is really the flavour of a fart… This is so weird! Where did this disgusting odor come from with such strong winds?
He looked around suspiciously but could not find anything, so he lowered himself again and continued hiding.
Jun Mo Xie had just left where he was standing when he saw Mo Xiao Yao strolling with all the other remaining experts from Three Holy Lands, all high and mighty. Everyone had a serious expression on, their strong killing intent and aura rushing up to the skies and blowing the white clouds away.
They’re here, they’re finally here! Finally here to court death!
Jun Mo Xie’s heart was hit by a wave of excitement and adrenaline.
What’s going on? Why has the enemy not arrived yet?
Mo Xiao Yao turned around and asked in confusion.
It is already almost time of the agreed timing; why hasn’t the other party made a move yet? Is there more than what meets the eye?
That’s right! They came from so far away; how could they not have made a move yet? They should at least have some sort of action done by now, the skies should have been filled with Xuan Beasts that could fly by now!
Jia Qing Yun was just as confused.
Could they be making a joke out of us?
Mo Xiao Yao’s face darkened, his eyes oozing with killing intent. He gritted his teeth and said,
We’ll wait for a while more; if they do not reach by the agreed timing, we shall retreat! They are the ones who did not keep to their word, if it’s embarrassing for anyone, it’s for them!
Alright!
Jia Qing Yun nodded heavily. He turned around and made a gesture to question Qu Wu Qing on the state of the preparations. Qu Wu Qing signalled back that all was ready.
Thus, they settled down to meditate at the foot of the sword peak, peace and serenity across their faces. To be able to maintain such a peaceful state of mind before a huge battle was enough to show how mentally prepared they were, not putting the battle on their minds at all.
Only experts had this level of extreme magnanimity.
On Jun Mo Xie’s side, all preparations were ready.
It was the most crucial timing now; everything needed to be fast, so fast that there would be no time for any response!
He went underground with a whoosh
, exerting all the Power of Earth he had accumulated in the free time out in one shot, and at the same time, he spread the deep blue colored power of water all around, causing all the energy that was trapped within to explode outward!
As quick as lightning, he made his way to the center of the ground, the Blood of Yellow Flame turning into a sword with the glow of a mystical dragon. With one single sword, the layers of Xuan Ice underground that were of ten thousand years of age were completely destroyed.
Then he rose upward, utilizing the highest speed of the Yin Yang Escape technique, flying like a shooting star!
At the sword peak, Mo Xiao Yao suddenly opened his eyes and looked at Jia Qing Yun.
Old Jia, do you feel something?
he asked.
Jia Qing Yun frowned doubtfully,
It seems as if there is some movement underground, but it’s hard to explain what it is. Or maybe there is a small avalanche somewhere; our war cries yesterday sent tremors all over and created some avalanches in some places. Perhaps the movement now might be related.
Mo Xiao Yao hummed in agreement. He turned around and took a look at the snow peak that was not too far away. He exclaimed,
This Sword Peak is truly worthy of the name. ‘Sword Peak’—looking at it as a whole, it really looks like a sword! A gigantic one! I wonder what sort of godly creature would be able to utilize a stunning heavenly sword as such!
Jia Qing Yun laughed,
Brother Mo, it is just a mountain.
But it really looks too much like a sword!
Mo Xiao Yao chuckled. Suddenly, his face darkened as he tilted his head backward and looked at the tip of the sword peak. He frowned and asked,
Why does it look like it’s slanted? Is my eyesight that bad?
Jia Qing Yun laughed,
Haha! Brother Mo, let me reiterate, it is a huge mountain! How could it be as straight as a sword!
Just as this sentence was finished, before the laughter could cease, huge pieces of snowflakes started to fall from the sky.
The weather here sure is peculiar; the sun is so bright, there are no clouds, but it starts snowing out of the blue! And in such a rush, such large pieces!
Xiao Tian Ya remarked.
Could this be the unique weather of Blizzard Silver City?
Everyone started laughing.
If it’s not like this, could it still be called Blizzard Silver City?
That’s true indeed,
Xiao Tian Ya also joined in the laughter.
But the scenery here is truly unique…
Before the sentence could be finished, a series of rumbling sound came from below, and even the ground seemed to begin to tremble.
