Vol 7 Chapter 7: Matchmaker is hard to find

Chapter 7 Matchmakers are hard to find
(I surrendered, but it depends on the brothers of the tiger king, increased the drama of the king, and only asked the uncles to be happy to give a few monthly tickets.)
At dawn, the tiger king tried again, and this time was unsuccessful. His body became heavier and heavier, causing the jumping height to become shorter.
There was a loud noise when he landed. Before Lan Tian opened his eyes and became angry, King Tiger left Lan Tian ’s bedroom and stood on the wide platform of the Longmen Palace. He stretched a lazy waist and roared at the open grass in front of him. After declaring his sovereignty, he went down the tall building.
The peacocks waiting downstairs waiting for Gillian's feeding saw the tiger king coming out, and they panicked and flew to the distant forest. The gorgeous feathers formed a beautiful rainbow.
The huge feet are very comfortable stepping on the soft grass, which makes the tiger king forget to chase those beautiful birds.
The big bird flew away, but the little bird was a little unscrupulous. A little bird with black and white feathers landed on the head of the tiger king. He chirped and called his companions.
The tiger king ignored it.
Ignore the flattering smiles of the guards and the breakfast that they hold unattractive to him.
Through a sea of ​​flowers, some colorful petals were stuck to his fur. The tiger king stood in the sun, shaking the fur vigorously. The colorful fur suddenly ripped like damask, and the petals flew around like colorful snowflakes. , A few birds that fell on his head also screamed and flew into the air.
"Dang Dang Dang ..." A soothing and crisp breakfast bell came from Yun's.
The tiger king looked up and sniffed the sweet smell floating in the air, and no longer paced slowly, trotting towards the Yun's.
He didn't like Yun's hemp seed field, hemp seed leaves had small barbs, which would stick to the fur, so the tiger king didn't walk through the small door, but jumped over a half-height fence in a jump After landing, look back at the fence and jump over again.
After three times, he left the fence.
After carefully avoiding the hemp seed field, there was another small pine forest. Several quails crouched on the bushes under the pine forest. They consciously hid very well, but could not escape the eyes of the tiger king. He glanced indifferently at those Silly quail, without interest in catching, accelerated the pace through the pine forest path.
At the end of the pine forest path is a small open grassland. The grassland of Yun's is different from the grassland of Changmen Palace. There are a lot of poles on the top. There are ropes connected between the poles. The weather is fine today. The ropes are covered with colorful clothes. It was the woman's clothes floating slightly in the morning breeze.
A pink lining attracted Tiger King ’s eye. He leaned in front of the lining and sniffed hard, feeling that the soap tasted good. When he was about to take off the lining, there was a woman screaming behind him. The sound came.
The tiger king immediately gave up the idea of ​​stealing his lining and fled through the clothesline.
As a result, he was blindfolded by a robe, causing him to go in the wrong direction, so he hit a lot of poles, pulled a lot of clothesline, and dragged the clothes he had kneaded into a pile on the grass.
At first it was just a woman screaming, and soon it turned into a group. The tiger king tore off his shirt, and found a small man to sneak away.
Yun's vegetable field is the forbidden land of Tiger King!
So Tiger's footsteps stopped on the edge of the vegetable patch.
Mao Hai, who was picking cucumbers, saw King Tiger, he picked a cucumber from the cucumber vine, rubbed the thorns and yellow flowers on his body, and handed Tiger King said: "Want to be a vegetarian again?"
The tiger king bit the cucumber in one bit and accidentally broke it. Mao Hai grabbed half of the cucumber that was about to fall and re-plugged it into the tiger's mouth.
For the eggplant, Tiger King does not like it, but the watermelon on the edge of the hot spring looks very attractive.
Mao Hai picked a ripe watermelon, knocked it open with his fist, and broke it into four petals. The watermelon was about the size of a human head. The tiger ate four mouthfuls and completely solved it.
He didn't have the habit of spitting seeds and waited for Mao Hai to wipe his mouth, so he ran to the main building of Yunshi along the vegetable field ridge.
Although he wanted to find Yunlang early, he stopped when he passed the kitchen.
Nowadays, fat cooks have rarely cooked, and they are replaced by fat and tall sons.
This guy just took out two plates of freshly baked cake from the oven. The sweet smell of the cake dragged the foot of Tiger King.
Yun's tough cook sighed and took two warm omelettes from the plate next to it.
When the plate was over, the tiger king opened his mouth wide, and the chef poured the fried eggs into the tiger's mouth, and turned the plate over to prove to the tiger that it was really gone, and the tiger king moved again.
In the distance, Yun Lang is reprimanding Yun Dong. Yun Zhe is holding a book and sitting in the sun drinking tea. Several ladies are talking around a small table. It seems that they have already eaten.
This disappointed Tiger King.
After sitting on the ground and gazing at the pigpen on the mountainside for a long time, I felt that the pigpen was too far, and I was not very hungry, so I walked to Yunlang and lay down again.
The belly is slightly undulating, and it is a little flat ...
Yun Dong smiled very happy, as long as the Tiger King came, his father would not reprimand him again.
Sure enough, Yun Lang put away his son, squatted down and stroked the tiger's belly and said: "Don't have a meal?"
Tiger King flicked his tail to answer.
He yelled at Yun Zhe again.
Yun Zhe sighed, put down the book in his hand, and motioned the book boy to get the broken blanket of Tiger King.
Lan Tian took away the broken blanket from Tiger King's beloved, which made the old king sad. The remaining one of the same color and the same size of broken blanket was more important than his life.
As long as he is at home, he will keep the blanket. If he is not, he will leave it with Yun Zhe or Yun Lang. As for Song Qiao and other unreliable people, he will never trust him.
When the book boy laid the blanket, the tiger king immediately lay on the blanket and yawned, and the servant brought a wooden plate full of minced beef.
After eating a few pieces, Tiger King looked at Yunlang.
Yun Lang said angrily: "You are too old to bite your bones anymore, your teeth are almost worn.
You are a tiger, and live on this mouth full of teeth. If your teeth are gone, you will be finished. You will not be able to bite your bones in the future.
Remember to wash your teeth after eating. "
Meat without bones always tastes badly. King Tiger likes to bite off the bones of the thighs and eat the bone marrow. It seems that I can't eat it today.
After the meal, the servant opened his mouth and washed his teeth. It always made the tiger king uncomfortable. After finishing his teeth, he was paralyzed on the blanket to die.
At this time, the sun in the sky had risen, the grass had also become hot, and the whole family of Yunlang naturally returned to the shady room.
Today we will have a family meeting to discuss Yunzhe ’s marriage. Although Yunlang is not used to getting married when his son is 17 years old, Lantian is already 19 years old. If he does not marry, Lantian ’s life will not be easy.
Tiger King does not speak, but takes up the most prominent position in the room.
After the father said the theme of the meeting, the women cheered, Yun Zhe had no embarrassed expression, but Yun Dong shrunk on the chair and glared at his brother.
"Sima Qian's day is a good day. Three days later is a good day with one step wrong. I am going to ask my mother to go with Sima and ask Azhe to ask your majesty. What do you think?"
Su Zhi shook his head and said, "Husband, it's not successful. The big Sima has been ill for five years. Although his condition hasn't deteriorated, he can't get better. His illness will still be outstanding, and the big work Sima is not good."
Song Qiao said: "It's really not good to work Sima, but ah, please ask Sima to write a letter to Zheer, and then ask Sima to go to the palace with his mother to ask for marriage.
Zhuo Ji shook his head and said: "Your Majesty has given us a problem for a long time. At that time, I jokingly said that the matchmaker must invite an identity.
Whether it is a mother, a big Sima, or a child wide, are His Majesty's courtiers, it is difficult to say that their status is equivalent. "
Red Sleeve said angrily: "This is His Majesty embarrassing us. He is the supreme of the world. Where else do we go to find a noble person who can enter his eyes?"
Can't you go to Liu Ling? "
Su Zhi also resentedly said: "A good relationship, a good marriage, what is your majesty doing? Husband asked Liu Ling to be a matchmaker. But if you really ask Liu Ling to be a matchmaker, it is estimated that your majesty will More angry. "
Yun Zhe put down the book in his hand, and looked at the elders in the room, saying: "It is not difficult to find a king who is on equal terms with your majesty, and my family has it."
Song Qiao glared at his son and said, "Where is my king?"
Yun Zhe pointed to the tiger king who was lying on the broken blanket snoring and sleeping: "He!"
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Everyone screamed ~ EbookFREE.me ~ That ’s right, it ’s the tiger king, your majesty is the emperor, my tiger king is the beast emperor, the last time we came down to our house for dinner But the king of tigers saluted him, and he said that the only thing he looked good at was the king of tigers!
Now that your majesty has been honored by everyone, the name of my tiger king and beast emperor is settled. Not only has he met your majesty's requirements, but he has not been taboo! "
Hearing his son's words, Yun Lang smiled. It seemed that the son was very attentive to his family affairs, which was the result of deliberations.
"I think it's okay. It's a delusion to find someone on equal footing with your majesty this day, even if there is one on your majesty's list.
In my opinion, Tiger King is good. The matchmaker is the old thief and his mother. If His Majesty wants a position, then let Tiger King go together. "
As soon as the voice fell, Yun Dong leaped on the tiger king with a leap. The tiger king stood up in shock and walked on the ground twice with the piggyback. After discovering that it was Yundong's mischief, he shook his body and moved Yunyun from Shaking off his back, he dissatisfiedly stepped on Yundong's buttocks, and then he made the blanket and went down to sleep again.