: Please help us think about how the cowhide rounded back

Gansu has the highest literary award called Dunhuang Literature and Art Award. Last year, 2 ambitiously selected "Tangzhuan" as the award.
Was selected immediately, and then ambitiously waiting to get home with the first prize.
The awards haven't started judging yet, I can't stand the praise of a few fox friends. First of all, the big banquet, Chen's daughter red is taken out in twelve years ... (Cry first) The wine is high, and the world is bragging , Tell others that the first prize is not Lao Tzu ... (Cry again) ...
The results of today's award came out ... "Tangzhuan" won the third prize ......
Now, people all over the world are congratulating me, and every congratulation I can hear a deep satire—what should I do? My face is now red like a monkey butt, and I am hot and want to hit someone.
My son has been kicked out by my wife, and my wife scolded me for being mentally ill and went to practice yoga not to go home. He also said that they would spend Valentine's Day together at noon, regardless of me.
I am now sitting with my head in front of my desk and worrying-how can the blown-out cow get back? What can I do to not damage the prestige of my platinum god?