Vol 3 Chapter 97: Born Anti-Bone

Chapter 97—Born Naturally
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Seeing the messenger convinced by himself, Yun Lang was full of pride.
Robbing the gifts from the messengers of the Western Regions to Yi Zhixian, how could they force these messengers to personally send the gifts to Chang'an for the great Liu Chehao?
Yun Lang had already counted the gifts from the Western Regions. The value of the gifts brought by the messenger made him very sad.
Beautiful stones, beautiful fur, beautiful livestock, beautiful women, and few gold and silver coins, and even some broken earthenware jars, copper jars, silver kettles ...
In this regard, it is still the gift of the car division, a great power in the Western Regions.
Since that time, Yun Lang has been considering how to maximize the interests of Qi Duwei.
In Qiduweijun, only Yun Lang dare to do anything to carry a hip flask to find He Chou has a drink. Although the drinking process is very boring, there is a drag oil bottle listening, but he can know a lot from the mouth. Rules of affairs.
He Chouyou is a model for the rule of the whole Han. His own rules have long been proved by history to be the rules that can best protect a person.
The old guy relied on these rules for more than 40 years in the palace to be safe.
For Yun Lang's good fortune, a little bit of it was revealed that Yun Lang was not enough.
"Whether the messenger who went to His Majesty's greetings was forced, captured, or voluntarily, there was little difference.
With Da Hongxian, no matter how they came, those envoys basically had little choice.
This is also the duty of Da Hongxian.
You young people, always think that Dahongyang is a useless place, but I do n’t know. Even if the old man went to Dahongyang, he should bow down and kneel when he shut up.
do you know? Dahongxian is a place to teach people rules, you should not want to know how Dahongxian teaches rules, and the old man does not want to say.
Hey, if you ca n’t pass the old man ’s level, hahaha, all officers above the captain ’s length will enter Dahong ’s rules and regulations ... wait for you to come out ... you do n’t dare to kill chickens!
Yeah, it's far away. Now let's talk to you about the messenger's problem.
What Your Majesty wants is a magnificent scene. It is to let the people of the world see a big scene of the coming of all nations, and to let the people of the world see a majesty who is truly king.
Since ancient times, the emperor is the country. With powerful imperial power, people in the world will return to their hearts.
The first emperor sacrificed heaven on the edge of the Weishui River. As a result, a black dragon appeared. Heaven knows whether it is true or false. The wise man and the fool have different views.
But what do you think a foolish person thinks when a wise man closes his mouth because of fear of the first emperor?
Hahaha, my big man doesn't do that. Although Emperor Taizuo Gao had the experience of chopping white snakes and making strong winds, it is gradually not mentioned anymore.
My Han people like some real things, such as seeing messengers of various variegated hair kneeling in front of your majesty.
I like to watch them show their different styles of beauties to your majesty.
Surrender is king! "
Yun Lang glanced at Yu Dan, who listened fascinatingly, and asked carefully, "What if those messengers are mischievous?"
He Chouyou pointed at Yun Lang and said with a smile: "Little Fox, do you want the old man to tell you the story of Gao Shiqing?"
Yun Lang shook his head resolutely: "Don't listen, although there is Dahong you said, the kid is still not at ease."
He Chou said with a big smile: "You can use your talents to deceive the people of the world, but you can't deceive your majesty. As long as you tell your majesty these messengers were caught by you, your majesty naturally has a judgment.
There is one more thing to spoof under your majesty, and there will be one more hidden danger. God knows when it will erupt and will eventually make you dead. "
Yun Lang nodded again and again, very agree with He Chouyou.
This enslavement education has penetrated into He Chouyou's heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys, becoming a part of his body, and it is inseparable.
He is always preaching the greatness of the imperial power, and is always instilling Yun Lang with the thought that the king can crush the bones and ca n’t regret it.
Loyalty minister, He Chouyou is a big loyalty ... Just looking at He Chouyou's egg head, Dah Jae's tiger-grandmother's face always appeared before Yun Lang's eyes, and he always took the last breath he swallowed in the Tomb It looks like he is sleeping so peacefully ...
Yun Lang involuntarily stroked the back of his head, where a bone was bulged, presumably the anti-bone that the ancients often said.
This thing may have evolved over time, and at least 80% of future generations have it behind their heads. This data was obtained by Yun Lang by groping the back of the brothers in the same bedroom.
Yun Lang also saw Huo Going to Disease, Li Gan, Cao Xiang, and even Zhao Ponu had their heads back, and found out that ... only he was born with anti-bone?
Therefore, the more learned the more reactionary, this sentence makes sense. Compared with the scholars of the Han dynasty, they are basically worthless. The toilet sweepers can be as squatting as you are. The climax of the loss.
After humbly accepting the education of the emperorism course of He Chou some, Yun Lang filtered out some useless things and gained a lot.
At least, what he received from He Chou can perfectly cover the bone behind his head.
Holding a tree in this era and shouting-I am a free man, I will be treated as a lunatic by others, it is of no use.
When everyone loves the emperor, you might as well love it together, or even show more enthusiasm than others, the best followers!
Cao Xiang looked enviously as Yun Lang was sent out of He Chouyou's house. He was envious, and he still dared not approach He Chou within ten feet.
"How to say?"
"No problem, you can send it, the more you send, the better!"
Cao Xiangsong said with a sigh of relief: "I thought he would scold us for playing children's tricks."
"All tricks, no size!"
"Your Majesty's messenger has arrived at White Mountaineering, and will arrive at Shoujiangcheng in a few days. We have no time to catch more envoys."
Cao Xiang had some regrets. He only disappointed him when he caught only six envoys.
"Slowly, there are six this year, and there might be more next year. Zhang Qian couldn't find the Dayueshi, but we caught it. This is a great achievement.
However, it seems that His Majesty wants to join the Da Yue clan to siege the Huns together. "
"The courage has been frightened, how can you resist? It's up to me to kill the Huns!
Judging from what happened these days, it is in the best interests of the Han people to destroy the tribes of these Westerners together if possible.
This time when I return to Beijing ~ EbookFREE.me ~ I will definitely report to my majesty here personally, and my majesty wants to dispel the intention of contacting people from the Western Regions. "
Yun Lang looked at Cao Xiang strangely. Since knowing him to now, he showed the consciousness of a minister for the first time.
However, after a second thought, I figured it out, and casually threw a person into the tiger wolf den. When he crawled out of the tiger wolf den, he would always have some experience.
That ’s fine, a person should have some responsibility anyway.
During the time waiting for the emperor's messenger to arrive, Huo Qubing attacked a total of seven times. Except that the Wusunguo envoy was killed by him because of his inexperience, the other envoys were well preserved.
It's just that these people are all soft and collapsed, and there is no spirit. Sending such messengers to Chang'an will only embarrass the emperor.
In order to maximize the benefits, Yun Lang decided to make some folk costumes for these people and to make them look better.
Do you want to pack not only the messenger group, but also various gifts, the top priority is the beautiful women of all ethnic groups.
Despite the views of Yunlang and Cao Xiang, the so-called exotic beauties do not have much merit except that they have a greater taste.
The beauties should be cleaned, put on beautiful clothes, the gems should be packed in beautiful boxes, and then lined with beautiful fur trims, the fur should be trimmed at least, waxed, and the blanket must dust off and fluff, The gold pot, silver pot, and copper pot should be polished brightly without leaving a little dirt ...
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