Vol 3 Chapter 140: Can't live, can't die!

Chapter 140: Can't live or die!
After experiencing the rage after the shock, Yun Lang slowly recovered his intelligence and began to see the problem correctly.
For others, the Huns are terrible and fierce, but for Wei Chen it is not necessarily so.
His father tens of thousands, tens of thousands killing the Huns, his cousin thousands, thousands of killing the Huns, he said that he would kill 300 Huns, logically speaking, there is no problem at all.
Three hundred Hun the first level? This is the conclusion reached after extreme humility. It is very self-modest to dare to put himself in the position of his laozi and his cousin.
Yun Lang picked up the half of the cake from the ground and broke off the sanded area and returned it to Cao Xiang: "If my father is Wei Qing and if my cousin Huo goes sick, I dare say that I will cut a thousand ...
Cao Xiang smiled bitterly: "He also secretly wore my sub-father's chain mail gold armor, put on this armor, who dare not let him join the army? Who can not let him join the army?
Childhood inheritance, great filial piety! "
Yun Lang smiled and said: "That's right, but it was only pushed by the intentional people, and the whole thing changed.
However, as soon as I came to the army, I was a lieutenant of the descending city. This official position is larger than my official position. Whether it is the Central Military Mansion or the Baishan Mountaineering, you have given your sub-face.
You guys are really hard to say. "
Cao Xiang said angrily: "When I return to Chang'an, don't find out who the ghost is. I will find him unloaded if he finds out."
Yun Lang shook his head and said: "You are not wrong! Your mother's ability is a thousand times stronger than you. You think she can't find it. What happens if you find out that Wei Wei is not in the city?"
"Stupid!"
"Pull it down. Where could you be stronger than Wei Qian when you were fifteen? This age is full of fantasy, and it's too easy to do things.
What can we do?
He is your nominal brother, a cousin who is ill, it is more natural for your mother to go to my house than you are, that is to say, I am like her son in her eyes.
In this situation, what can we do besides helping this idiot complete the military warrant? You can't change this fact even if you regenerate. "
"I want three hundred Huns first class ..."
Cao Xiang roared and began to eat his pancakes again.
How to eat big river carp?
Naturally sweet and sour!
Big carp, which can grow up to two feet long, is fat and meaty. The only drawback is that the smell of the earth is very heavy. Therefore, after covering the earth with the sweet and sour, this thing tastes the most pleasant.
Cao Xiang, Xie Ning, Wei Cheng, Su Zhi, Yun Lang looked at the three-tailed carp in the big pot all around a table.
After shaving off the scales, the skin of Dahe carp remains pale yellow. After deep-frying the hot vegetable, the firm fish flesh is fully opened with the pattern cut by the kitchen knife. , The fragrance is overflowing.
Cao Xiang, Xie Ning, Su Zhi will naturally not be polite, chopsticks have launched attacks on their favorite fish and meat, only Wei Jin still lowered his head, holding a finger, and said nothing.
"Dine!" Yun Lang reached out and slapped Wei Wei's back.
Wei Yan growled in a low voice. No one had treated him like this except his father.
"Don't eat? I will put you into the dead camp tomorrow!"
Yun Lang sat down and said lightly.
Wei Yan looked at Cao Xiang for help, and found that his brother was working hard to deal with the huge fish head, so he resisted the anger and picked up the chopsticks and began to eat.
Today at the wounded barracks, he saw the real border, a large group of soldiers lacking arms and legs lay there dull, compared with the dead.
How can the children of the Weiqing family not know where the dead camp is, there is a prisoner of crime and a place where the death row is spent. A good person will go mad if he stays there for a long time. After all, the days of waiting for death are very difficult.
In the end, it is a young man. At present, his lack of appetite quickly defeats his brain and eats fish faster than anyone else.
Yun Lang's practice is not to teach people when they are eating, so Wei Yan is very happy to eat and eat.
Cao Xiang hated Wei Cheng very much, and quickly left after he was full. Xie Ning had long seen that the atmosphere was wrong, and he went to the city wall on the pretext of going to visit.
Su Zhi will look at Yun Lang for a while, and Wei Wei for a while, and see Yun Lang ’s look to know that Wei Yuan will not be better in the next days. Too.
Wei Lin knew that he was going to take a lesson, so he put the straight finger pinched by the wooden bar on the table, hoping that Yun Lang would look at the punishment he had been punished and not treat him too much.
"It ’s your cousin who really speaks in this barracks. Now, he took a thousand cavalry to Jingtieshan, thousands of miles away, to prepare to rescue the captives of the Hans who were taken away. Forget it.
So, before your cousin comes back, you have to listen to me, even if you are a lieutenant of the city, you have to listen to me. Can this be done? "
Wei Yan probably realized that he probably did a stupid thing, thought about and nodded, but still hesitated to speak out.
"The last guy who pointed at us with a bow and arrow was stabbed to death by my majesty's face. Have you heard about this?"
Wei Yan continued to nod hard.
"So, it's cheaper to break your fingers. Do you agree differently?"
Wei Yan raised his head and quickly looked at his vertical fingers. It seemed that fire was coming out of his two eyes. Soon, under the sharp gaze of Yun Lang, he lowered his head and nodded again.
"Very good, now let's talk about your problem!
First, can you take off this armor? Not to mention the enemies, we all have the urge to shoot you with an arrow. On the battlefield, people wearing such armor to fight in battle, unless they are protected by hundreds of thousands of troops in the center, otherwise, generally the fastest death That one, so, take away this set of armor and send a messenger back to Chang'an. Your father may need it when accompanying his majesty. "
Wei Yan raised his head again and looked at Yunlang: "My father would not allow me to join the army. If I don't wear this armor, the Chinese military will not allow me to join the military."
Yun Lang shook his head and said: "Don't say this, I now ask you, how are you going to fulfill your oath of slashing 300 heads of Huns?
Do n’t think that you are talking about anything. The Chinese Military Mansion does n’t think so. Your officer writes very clearly, and you ca n’t return home if you do n’t decapitate 300.
That is to say, the Chinese military did not take your words as a joke, they took the military warrant seriously! "
"Isn't it three hundred heads? I can do it!"
Wei Yan could not stand to stand up and no longer gave in.
Yun Lang leaned back and leaned on the back of the chair, his hands habitually hugged on his lower abdomen and laughed.
"It's your cousin who killed the Huns the most in the battle of Dudu. He killed a total of 191 people. That is to say, there are so many decapitated figures.
How powerful is your cousin's force? Since getting on the battlefield, how many times has he been wounded almost every war?
I'll calculate it for you, yeah-thirty-three injuries, these thirty-three injuries refer to the number of treatments at the barracks. As for some minor injuries, minor injuries have not been counted.
Many times, I thought your cousin was dead, so he crawled back from the battlefield alive.
Now, UU is reading www.uukanshu. com Do you still think it is a simple task to cut three hundred heads? "
Wei Yan's face became pale, and he still gritted his teeth and said: "It's just a great battle dead."
Yun Lang said with a smile: "Wrong, you can't fight to death in the battlefield, because your body will be used by the Huns to make a wine glass. Before Ichishin confronts your father, he will use the wine glass made by your Tianling cover Your father had a drink ... hahaha, back then ... what did your father think?
Gee, it's even more interesting if caught alive ... Have you heard of Yu Dan dancing in Jianzhang Palace?
Are you going to go to the Huns king account to dance for Ichishin?
Oh, and Yu Dan was castrated by He You, do you know? Listen to He Chou's saying that singles are slim and can wear women's clothing ... "
"Bang!" Wei Yan was so angry that he overturned the table, and Yun Lang's words made his bones continue to chill out.
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