Vol 3 Chapter 179: "Fantastic Dramas"

Chapter 179 "A Picture of Fantastic Dramas"
Ma Liuli looked at Yun Lang angrily, and then kept his head down, thinking of what method to use to tell the silly, naughty curtain smoke, the emperor came to this matter.
Not literate is Ma Laoliu's greatest sorrow.
Because of this weakness, he could not become a high-ranking officer or a man, and at the same time limited his possibilities for further development.
If you do n’t know how to read, you are blind. In the past, Ma Liuliu felt that it ’s not a big problem to know or not.
As long as you do n’t want to be promoted to get rich and do n’t want to leave Bailangkou, this is not a weakness.
When the words are not smooth, Ma Liuli can sing folk songs, and he even uses simple lines on red sandstone to outline a portrait that is not too bad.
Yun Lang wanted him to shut up, even making him dumb for a while. In the eyes of Ma Liuli, it was all in vain.
Therefore, he began to find a sharp good stone and a flat and clean wall that was not contaminated by him in the world. He wanted to tell the curtain smoke through painting that the emperor was coming.
Yun Lang was standing behind Ma Liuliu, arguing his skill. He couldn't beat Ma Laoliu. Under the eyes of everyone, it was not easy to find someone to beat Ma Laoliu and get back the anger that stirred up the soldiers on Feng Sui.
Therefore, he stood leisurely there to watch the painting of Ma Laoliu.
Not bad, Ma Liuliu learned ancient painting techniques. A strangely large person first appeared on the wall. In order to let the screen smoke understand that the emperor, he also specially added a crown to the portrait.
Then, he painted a big beacon on the wall, and the beacon was painted next to the emperor. The two are very close, indicating that the emperor was very close to beacon.
Malao Liu looked back at Yunlang with caution, and saw that Yunlang did not stop him from painting. He also drew a lot of strange war horses and cavalry. In order to make the curtain smoke more clear, he also specially relied on the emperor. Depicted up.
In the end, Ma Liuli also painted a scene where a woman was pouring medicine into his mouth. It must be said that Ma Laoliu's vision was very sharp. He actually portrayed Su Zhi's clothes as five or six points.
When depicting these works, Ma Liuli almost exhausted all his strength. Every sketch is vigorous and powerful. Yun Lang wants to destroy these paintings in a blink of an eye, there is no possibility at all.
Yun Lang protruded a finger to pull the line on the mural and shook his head: "Unexpectedly, you still have this hand, when a fool sees your painting, he should know that your majesty is about to arrive at Bailangkou.
Besides, the scene of my wife pouring medicine into your mouth is not so tragic? Are you as ugly as she is? "
Yun Lang spoke and picked up a stone, slightly modified Su Zhi's image, and said to Ma Laoliu who was staring at him: "Look, I added a cloak to her, so it looks like this Is it more vivid?
In addition, what do you mean by these butt-like things I have drawn? I haven't figured it out yet? "
Ma Lao Liu his mouth-snake-like hissing twice, quickly rushed into Feng Sui, to find the curtain smoke.
Yun Lang took the stone block and continued to modify and revise the painting. He always felt that Ma Laoliu's painting was not good, and he didn't have much beauty.
As long as the cloak of the emperor's cape on the mural is extended a bit, and upwards, a pair of beautiful women will appear alive, and with a few more strokes, a naked beauty will be charmingly lying behind the emperor.
If you make the portrait of the emperor bolder, add an egg head on it, and make some beards on your face, it would be unbelievable to say that this man is not Ma Lao Liu.
As for the tall beacon, the two strokes became a tall table, and Yunlang naturally added two stick figures on it. This technique has not been used since graduating from university. , Yun Lang couldn't help but feel a little itchy.
Speaking of stick figures, Yun Lang ’s craftsmanship is actually very good. I first learned to teach my brothers and sisters to draw a stick dog, stick kitten, stick pig, stick elephant and the like.
Later, practice makes perfect, plus college period is the period of hormonal outbreak. Obviously, stick pen is his favorite, so that it is painted to a high depth, whether it is a kitten, a puppy, a pig, a baby elephant ... he Can use those unique lines to transform them into a beautiful picture.
Ma Laoliu's painting is not good, and the lines are not smooth, which makes Yun Lang's modified portraits so discolored.
Fortunately, however, when Ma Liuli dragged the curtain of smoke out of Fengsui, Ma Liuli started, and the re-processed "Ma Lao Liuyan Xiqu Fang Tu" appeared vividly on the walls of Feng Sui.
As for the "Map of the Emperor Xingxingbian" painted by Ma Laoliu, he could not find any mark.
Ma Lao Liu saw Yun Lang standing far away from the mural, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. At least, Yun Lang didn't use his sword to destroy his paintings.
Seeing the curtain smoke came out, Yun Lang quickly greeted him, clutching the curtain smoke: "Ni Huixia had such a painting wizard, it is a pity not to go to the palace as a painter."
The curtain smoke was about to give a polite sentence, glanced at the mural on the wall, and suddenly his face was flushed with shame. He thought Yun Lang's sentence was a polite word. After seeing Manqiang's , he realized that Yun Lang was Humiliating him.
Muyan turned around and squeezed Ma Liuliu's neck, growling: "Yeah, you have never been close to a woman, and gave you a chance. Is that how you repay Yeye?"
Ma Liuli just worried about Yunlang's surging, hiding behind the curtain smoke specifically, he did not see what the portrait on the wall became. Nowadays, the curtain is squeezed violently by the curtain smoke. A picture of, how does the curtain smoke look? How did you get in touch with the woman? "
At the same time, the partners who came out of Fengsui together with Ma Yan Liu, the screen smoker, went crazy immediately after seeing the "Ma Lao Liu Yan Xiu Fang Tu" ... this is the first time they all saw To such a picture.
"Boss, Ma is worthy of being a good brother of the younger brother. For your kindness, make a note of the younger brother. In the future, if you shout in the water and the fire, you will not refuse."
"Wow, Ma Laoliu, this lady, is so happy, general, when will you let me go to the city?"
The curtain smoke released Ma Lao Liu and roared, "Scrape off, scrape off, unsightly, Zhang Niu'er, scrape off quickly!"
The majestic Zhang Niuer stood with arms folded at the best viewing position. Hearing Tun said this, his head would not answer: "Why do you want to get rid of it? This is the only thing we can take at White Wolf Mouth Carpenters, carpenters, go and saw wood quickly, make a frame to cover this picture, Tun will be right, can not cheap outsiders, only our own brothers to see! "
After Ma Liuli finally saw the mural on the wall, he could hardly believe his eyes and hissed twice, and then pounced on the mural ...
Soon, his guy who intended to destroy the mural was thrown out by a group of his former brothers, and under the mural, the crowd of people watching was more and more and more dense ...
Ma Laoliu glanced at the curtain that he was going to swallow, and came to see the lively Yun Lang. He politely invited Yun Lang to walk with him.
"Makuyan knew in advance that the message that His Majesty was coming to Bailangkou was actually not good. The deliberately made things were totally different from the natural performance ~ EbookFREE.me ~.
You are border soldiers, and these years have definitely been painstaking. Is it not good for your majesty to see this scene? "
Ma Liuli stared angrily at Yunlang.
Yun Lang smiled helplessly: "I know this is not good, but ah, I really need to let the people in Bailangkou be responsible for setting fire.
Do n’t scream, riding Dudu really ca n’t directly set fire. Once it is set on fire, a large group of people will accuse us, and I will say that in order to preserve his strength, I will fear the enemy like a tiger and not dare to fight the Huns A fire will be set to drive the Huns away.
You can rest assured that after this time, as long as you close your mouth, I will transfer you to Qiduwei. With your credit, it is more than enough to be a song. "
Ma Liuli looked at Yun Lang strangely, spit hard, and strode the Meteor into Qiduweijun. He could not see that he was very disdainful of Yun Lang's proposal.
Yun Lang didn't seem to be angry. He still followed Ma Laoli with a smile, and found that a real hero is better than finding a counselor!