Vol 4 Chapter 143: Summer insects can't speak ice

Chapter 143 Summer Insects Can't Talk
"One day, there was a strange guest in the house. When I was away, Huo Guang was at home and took the place to entertain the guest in green.
The guests are very funny, and seeing Huo Guang's appearance is very flattering, he teased him: Huo Jiazi knows how many seasons a year?
Huo Guang replied: There are naturally four seasons in a year.
The guest laughed: "Wrong, there are only three seasons in a year.
Huo Guang is puzzled. He insists that there are four seasons in a year, and guests do not give in. He insists that there are only three seasons in a year.
When the argument was over, I happened to be back. When they were still arguing, I asked them why they were fighting.
Huo Guangdao: The guest said that there are only three seasons in a year. I said that when there are four seasons in a year, the master quickly told the guests that there are four seasons in a year.
After carefully watching the guests, I patted Huo Guang on his head: There are only three seasons in a year!
Huo Guang was wrong, and it was only right when Mr. Xiang was compensated.
Huo Guang was puzzled, and still paid the guests according to my orders.
The guests laughed: I heard that the head of the Yun family was a god, but now I listen to your disciple's words, but I'm in love.
Laugh and go away.
Huo Guang was puzzled and asked me why I favored the guest and wronged him.
I said: The guest in green just now was transformed by a grasshopper. The grasshopper was born in spring, long in summer, and died in autumn. Why had I seen winter.
It's unbelievable that you youngsters have quarreled with one or three seasons about the length of a year! I do n’t say you ’re wrong, do you want to continue arguing with the Liao Jing who has only seen three seasons?
Zhuang Zi said: Xia Chong cannot speak ice! "
Yun Lang gave Cao Xiang. After Li Gan finished telling the story, he wrote it down and handed it to Cao Xiang: "Ten people in full length will know it in ten days?"
Cao Xiang turned to the paper and glanced at it: "You know nothing about my strength, and the story will become a household name in three days."
Li Gan asked in a puzzled way: "Dong Zhongshu is very polite to you. Besides, is there any meaning in your story?"
Yun Lang held Li Yu and put a snack in the hands of the child and smiled, "He said I am more like a fairy than him. At this time, if I don't do a little more fairy thing than him, I'm sorry for his praise."
Cao Xiang frowned: "What is Dong Zhongshu doing?"
Yun Lang smiled and said: "Preach his theory of heaven and man through ghosts and grotesques, footnote his doctrine, and find support.
It is difficult for people to understand the difficult and awkward knowledge. If the knowledge is incorporated into stories such as ghosts, it can be promoted for a long time and widely.
Those who can understand, naturally understand its meaning, and those who do not understand it can continue to spread the story and convey it to people who can understand. "
Li Gan scratched his head and said: "He said" It's going to rain "and the guests are foxes. What can you tell?"
"The old guy wants to portray himself as a stick. The old guy wants to confuse himself with the world. He deliberately said me very high. Actually, this sentence is after he did a very powerful thing. , Just said it.
The purpose is to ask others to doubt and doubt the authenticity of this sentence, so that through my magic, to achieve the purpose of obscure, let everyone think that the sentence is a polite sentence, is an iron proof that the old guy loves his descendants.
Of course, he also told others through this matter that heaven and earth can communicate with each other, and heaven and earth have souls and are closely related to human behavior.
Vaguely admonished the emperor that he could not do whatever he wanted, and by the way, tied me to their chariot and used ghosts and gods together to limit the imperial power.
The intention is very vicious. "
Li Gan's embarrassed look at Cao Xiang, who already knew what it meant, fortunately they are all brothers, and being stupid is no big deal. He simply asked, "What's the meaning of this story you told?"
Yun Lang smiled and said: "I mean very straightforward, that is to tell Dong Zhongshu, in my eyes, he is a grasshopper that can't live in the winter, is a three-season person, we are different."
There may be a deeper meaning in these words. Yun Lang did not explain to Li Ganduo. He is a majesty. He knows that these things are not good for him. Too much conspiracy will only wipe out the heart of his warrior.
For Yunlang, the people in this world are all summer insects. They thought that the flying gods were fairies, and Changan was the center of the world. They thought that there was only China Kyushu in the world.
In this regard, Yun Lang is very proud, but no one understands where his pride comes from.
Dong Zhongshu is a celebrity of the big han. One of his recommendations, a word of praise, a special understanding, will attract countless people to follow suit.
Even Cao Xiang and Li Gan, who are extremely familiar with Yunlang, are not exempt from vulgarity. They do n’t think much, they just say in surprise-it turns out that my brother is so powerful!
I thought Huo went ill to be a bit reserved.
Unfortunately, after dealing with Cao Xiang and Li Gan, Yun Lang saw Huo Qubing's wife group holding Huo Yi, Huo Er, Huo San and Song Qiao whispering.
The women gathered together, and Yun Lang couldn't pass easily. He waved at them and went to Houshan. He Chouyou hadn't appeared in the Yun's house for three days. This is very strange. Yunlang wanted to see He Chouyou. What happened to him.
When he arrived at the mountain dwelling, he found that He Chou had been chopping firewood, and the piles of logs were piled up. Once he was on the wooden anvil, he would be split by a sharp axe and split into two even pieces.
These pine woods can't be better used to burn fireplaces on cold days. When the wood is burning, there will be rosin. The late autumn season, Yun's must prepare a lot, but this kind of work should not be done.
"The servants were driven away by me. I wanted to be quiet myself."
He Chou didn't lift his head, he knew Yunlang was here.
"what can I do?"
You have to be kind to He Chou, so he will not be kind to Yun Lang.
"I can't do anything. I'm old. Your majesty no longer needs my old dog. I officially gave the Xiongnu Crown Prince Yudan's Marquis of She'an, and then I could only eat mixed and wait to die."
"It's no big deal. In your days, Zhang Tang is going to die. You can withdraw and I am very happy."
He Chouyou stopped the axe in his hand and looked at Yun Lang, saying: "I started planning how to retreat with my body fifty years ago. What's so strange about this ending now.
I thought I should be happy after I retired. Who knows, this heart is empty, I don't even know what to do tomorrow. "
"Tomorrow? Aren't you going to check Su Zhi's body tomorrow?
After the investigation, aren't you looking for Qiang women's knife to scrape the dead skin of the bottom plate?
After these two things are done, at least it's noon. You also promised Huo Guang to teach him some escape techniques and teach Yunyin a sword dance. After these two things are done, we are not about to order roast duck and drink.
How could there be nothing to do? "
He Chou frowned: "Do you think it is very interesting on such a day?"
Yun Lang shouted exaggeratedly with his head in his head: "God, are you still not satisfied with these days? If you really want to do some long-term work, why can't you help me find out, how much has come in my house spy.
Do you know? Dong Zhongshu just told others that I am a better fairy than him. This is being spread in Changan. Think about it, who has no curiosity about the honors of Changan?
Is it normal to watch the daily life of the fairy? "
He Chouyou glanced at Yun Lang and put a piece of pine wood on the wooden anvil. He split the axe with his axe and put away the firewood. Then he nailed the axe to the wooden anvil and said, "That Lianjie is good."
Yun Lang smiled and said: "I dare not let you work, just ask you to walk around in the yard.
There is no old man in this family who can live in a place. They don't care about me. "
He Chou said with a big smile: "Your Majesty wants me to go back to the palace to live. The Sheanhou Palace in the palace has already been built for me ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Just because the clay figurines of Lingwei have not finished This is what stops you at Yun's. It is impossible to live in Yun's for a long time.
Your Majesty will not allow it. "
Yun Lang laughed and said, "Do you really care about your majesty's arrangements?"
He Chou said with righteousness: "People are the masters of the world. I am just an old servant. A hiding place has been graced. What can I think about? Who cares about my thoughts?"
"So, do you want to run?"
He Chou said with a big smile: "I have been kept in a high-walled courtyard all my life, and I have been doing ghostly things all day long.
I have been busy for the entire Han Dynasty, and I always want to go out and see the rivers and mountains.
Boy, tell me where is your mountain gate, I want to find it! "
Hearing what He Youou said, Yun Lang shut up immediately. He found that at this moment, he was the real summer insect!