Vol 5 Chapter 48: Scary nursery rhymes

Chapter 48 Horrible Nursery Rhymes
"Your student is returning to Hu Hu, who is singing every night in the Spring Pavilion, are you not going to catch him back?"
Cao Xiang patted the tiger's ass, hoping this guy could make a place for himself.
The tail of the tiger steel whip just shook randomly, almost knocking over the tea cup in Cao Xiang's hand.
"The kid just watched songs and dances, listened to music, ate food, and drank a little wine. He didn't act like you said."
"A young and beautiful young man like that, do you think those singers and dancers will not hold back?"
Since there have been many more people in the Chang'an City who have fought to argue, Cao Xiang has liked to talk to Yunlang.
"Zhuoji has sent someone to warn them."
"Oh, I almost forgot. Huichun Pavilion is actually your family's industry. Since it is your family's industry, why hasn't I ever been waived when I went to Huichun Pavilion?"
"Your family has a lot of money. Besides, Huichun Pavilion has nothing to do with me."
"It has to do with Zhuo Ji."
"It has nothing to do with Zhuo Ji, she withdrew, and now she is honestly thinking about how to sell books."
The tiger didn't plan to give Cao Xiang a seat, so Cao Xiang leaned his whole body against the tiger, put one hand on the tiger's head, and pulled his ear to play.
Seeing this look of Cao Xiang, he knew that he had something difficult to say. He was going to say it. A lot of things said before were fart, and even he himself might not know what he said.
Yun Lang took away the abacus and the brush on his hand and sat upright, looking at Cao Xiang with a smile, waiting for him to speak.
The tiger may feel that the atmosphere is not right, so he jumped from the soft slump. After stretching a lazy waist, he stepped on the stairs and went downstairs to find Yunyin. At this time, Yunyin generally eats crushed ice.
Without the tiger to rely on, Cao Xiang was somewhat helpless, still trying to avoid Yun Lang's sight, as if he had done something disheartening.
"Speak, wait, what's embarrassing before me, to be honest, I know a few hairs on your body, what else can I avoid."
"I may be married." Cao Xiang said very hard, the words just spoke, and the whole person seemed to relax.
"When you married Niu, your majesty refused to allow him to become Cao's mistress, so you should think of this day.
Why, who do you marry? Oh, only when Princess Lee ’s age is appropriate, is that girl this year twelve? "
"Fourteen years old."
"Crap, don't even count her time in her mother's stomach."
"what do you think?"
"It's your turn to pick you?"
Cao Xiang nodded and paralyzed on the Jin couch: "Sometimes ago, this girl had a cousin on the left and a cousin on the right. I always regarded her as a sister, but now I want to marry her. weird."
Cao Xiang added his finger to his chest and added: "It's very uncomfortable."
Yun Lang frowned: "If you really like this girl, get married early and go back to your house. What you do is better than staying in the palace and preparing to marry someone she knows nothing about."
Cao Xiang's eyes widened and said, "How do you know that she will live better when I marry me?"
Yun Lang pointed his finger at Cao Xiang and said, "You look like a jerk, but you are actually a good man.
When Princess Lee married you, at least she would not wash her face with tears all day long. I heard that the girl was a very weak woman and was not seen in the palace. "
Cao Xiang frowned: "She is afraid that your majesty will marry her to the Huns."
Yun Lang smiled and said: "This is not possible."
Cao Xiang snorted: "Do you think the princess will marry the Huns far away now?
Above Chaotang, there are not one or two people who support the continued use of princesses to pick up the Huns. Many people think that being able to exchange one or two princesses for temporary peace is a very cost-effective thing for them.
Especially after Liu Ling became Shanyu Daque, this kind of argument was even more arrogant. Those people thought that Liu Ling was unruly and not subject to the rule of the big han. Shi, extremely beneficial to the Han! "
Yun Lang smiled and said: "This matter is very simple. Whoever makes such an argument would just give their daughter a princess's name and marry away."
Cao Xiang leaned over and looked at Yunlang: "What kind of are you, do you think they can't do anything about marrying your daughter away from the Huns?"
Tell you, as long as your majesty reveals her tone a little bit, believe it or not, the next day there will be hundreds of beauties sent to the palace to marry them voluntarily?
Do you know, that is, you look at your daughter-in-law as expensive as an eyeball, and if you change to another person, your daughter-in-law is a hard-earned life! "
Yun Lang used his little finger to dig out his ear, and then blew the dirt on his finger: "It's not difficult for you to marry Dangli, what are you so excited about?"
"My uncle wants a ten thousand gold gift ..."
Yun Lang laughed and said: "You have ten thousand gold!"
Cao Xiang sighed hard: "It's not a matter of how much money. When my uncle had no money before, he would tell me directly and let me take the money. This time is different."
"Maybe Your Majesty took too much money from you, I feel a little embarrassed."
"Do you feel embarrassed that this kind of thing will happen to my uncle? You know, no, it means that, in the eyes of my uncle, I am no longer the nephew at his disposal.
At the same time, I also lost my qualifications for doing nothing and not being punished in the Han Dynasty.
You must know that this qualification is far more valuable than ten thousand gold. "
Yun Lang sighed.
If Liu Che is a short-lived emperor, it is good for Cao Xiang to keep a little distance with the emperor. Under normal circumstances, if you have a good relationship with the previous emperor, the next emperor will generally treat you as a target.
Even if it does not embarrass you, it will quickly alienate you. Such a thing will not be transferred by personal willpower at all.
This is clearly not the case now. As far as Yunlang knows, Liu Che still has thirty years to live ... In such a situation, it is very important to stay close to the emperor so that he can ignore your criminal relationship.
Under normal circumstances, the Han people can earn even if they live to be fifty years old.
"What did your mother say?"
"Mother said that we are royals. It is not a bad thing to kiss and add relatives. My mother also thinks that I have grown up and I should leave my uncle's asylum to live an independent life."
Yun Lang kept talking, he knew it was not a good habit, but every time when it was difficult to decide, his mouth would click.
Moreover, this problem has already begun to spread. Not only does Cao Xiang like it, but Huo Guang also recently discovered that this problem also exists.
"what are you thinking?"
Cao Xiang thought for a moment and said, "I am a Chinese."
Yun Lang instinctively does not recognize Cao Xiang's almost self-deprecating view. In his view, Cao Xiang's qualifications are definitely the best choice.
However, he thought about the people in the DPRK and China, and he had to admit that Cao Xiang's self-defeating was still very reasonable.
There is a smart and brutal emperor who is accustomed to arbitrariness, and below there is a seemingly harmless human and animal, but in fact there are mouths of the prime minister, there are countless monsters and ghosts under the prime minister, Cao Xiang ’s little white face wants to rely on his Ability to eat and drink in these monster groups, the difficulty is not so great.
"What do you want to do?"
"Bring twenty thousand dollars into the palace, give my uncle, and then hold his leg to prepare for a cry, and asked him if he didn't care about my nephew."
"and then?"
"Then? Of course I want to marry Princess Dunley home ~ EbookFREE.me ~ And then continue to be a sister. After a few years, if she still likes to live in my house, she will be a wife."
"Do you think your uncle will dispel the idea of ​​letting yourself die?"
"What else can I do?
Recently, I always have a feeling that a big disaster is coming. I always feel that my uncle is actually on the verge of breaking out.
You see, our brothers' exploits, and money, actually don't care much about what the country looks like.
The people in the DPRK and China have more troubled thoughts than we do. The people now say everything, even nursery rhymes-where is the emperor? The house is in slander. Who is the emperor? Non-pigs are dogs.
Pig is my uncle's nickname, so I want to ask who the dog is? "
Yun Lang swallowed hard and said, "I also want to know ..."